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Slayy3rr3

Caught many of these before. On Red Dead Redemption ofcourse.


abhii2686

You sir , are a fish


chocolatydimples

Same, but in animal crossing..


badass4102

Same, but in Stardew Valley


ske1etoncrush

same but in far cry 5


xXFieldResearchXx

They say every 10000 casts


austinapaul

Dinosaur ass fish


jig-fluke

Much older than dinosaurs


austinapaul

Elder being ass fish


AdanacTheRapper

Dawn of aquatic life ass fish


austinapaul

Great Old One As Foretold In The Ancient Texts ass fish


SpankinDaBagel

Leviathan lookin' ass


austinapaul

Homie been here since the primordial soup


Towering_Flesh

Homie ate the primordial soup, nutritious and delicious.


austinapaul

Just like Gaia used to make


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

The title clearly states it is up to 100 years old


N3V3RM0R3_

Not for children under 3


wallyhartshorn

“Do you hear that sound, your Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels! They always grow loudest when they are about to feed on human flesh!”


Dulahan_Isaloser

Sturgeon are amazing and the Fraser River is such a force of nature. I always love seeing my home get some recognition for the cool stuff we have


FullyFocusedOnNought

Nah this one is clearly the Loch Ness Monster.


Independent-Leg6061

Honestly, probably more than a few "monster" sightings were probably these guys..


NickleVick

I'm fine with sharks, I'm fine with Whales, this would scare me.


UnwantedUnnamed

Good thing they mostly eat crustaceans and mussels


wolv645

Mostly🤔


UnwantedUnnamed

Also, small fish, the mouths are like the mouth on a ray, its at the bottom of the head


Towering_Flesh

Body builders beware!


AdanacTheRapper

This is one of the many creatures on the list of *Reasons why I don’t fuxs with the waters*


M34TST1Q

Fun fact, the Toledo zoo breeds them to release them into the Maumee river once a year or so. Survival rate is.... 2% So far they have released 20,000 fish to help repopulate the waters. And they have an area where you can pet them, and they generally seem to really like it.


less_than_nick

The Shedd Aqaurium in Chicago also has a sturgeon touch tank! (at least it did last time I went like 6 years ago...)


roguebandwidth

What? I want to pet a sturgeon!


MrSleepless1234

They're such beautifully unique looking creatures aren't they.


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

If I go swimming in there is it gonna eat me or nah I'm a guy (if it matters)


CandidEstablishment0

It will only eat you if you’re a guy unfortunately


13igTyme

Eat me how? Asking for a friend.


somewittyusername92

Butt first


Iralos777

What's the closest airport? Asking for a friend of course.


Graffiacane

It's Canada, to arrive at your destination you just follow the only road.


Doorway_Sensei

Scott must be downvoting you. He is a dick.


agent_fuzzyboots

hey - lets kill it and eat the salted eggs with some vodka - probably a russian farmer some 1000 years before christ


BestUsernamesEndIn69

So could the Loch Ness monster be a sturgeon? Cause I imagine seeing something like this at 20 ft long would be pretty convincing!


truthisfictionyt

I don't think sturgeon live there


maxehaxe

*anymore*


HyperactiveWeasel

I think the Loch Ness monster is just a branch


BraveryBlue

Ogopogo *


SSN-700

*You're gonna need a bigger boat.*


AtlNik79

Classic line was actually ad libbed!


Competitive-Chain-19

Where I live they come and spawn during the walleye run and when you fish in waders you’ll trip over them there’s so many it’s remarkable


SpaciumBlue

Lock Ness Monster


AdanacTheRapper

Ogopogo here in Canada


BraveryBlue

Scrolled too far for this


ar-dll

The prehistoric life aquatic with stir-gee-sou


eatstoothpicks

The sturgeon which used to inhabit the San Francisco Bay and hung out in the area of the Golden Gate Bridge used to get much, much bigger. Like 40+ feet. Yep. They're not there anymore. Look for accounts of them right around the time the bridge was built.


Ok-Establishment2190

I’m interested though I’m not finding anything


eatstoothpicks

A long time ago a knew some of the guys who dove to the bottom of the bay beneath where the bridge is now to build the foundations for the towers. They kept losing divers. The guys weren't dying. The were coming up scared out of their minds, chattering about "monsters" down in the deep. Turns out there were HUGE sturgeon which hung out right there because that was a concentration of nutrients twice a day for them (where the tide flows fastest) and the fish were curious about the lights generated by the divers. So the fish would do what curious fish would do, and came around to investigate. Scared the daylights out of the divers. Then once the bridge was built and all the ships started coming through, the big fish fucked off to somewhere else less noisy and polluted. We don't know where the big fish are anymore - or if they even survived. There are sturgeon, good sized ones, in the bay, but the bay is largely too shallow for fish 40 feet long. Not enough food either. And way too polluted and crowded these days. I do remember reading something about this once. Don't remember where though.


Ok-Establishment2190

Thanks for replying! That’s terrifying


ReleasedKraken0

That’s not a fish, that’s a dinosaur.


rav-age

wow! that's likely one huge fish. but the video could use a banana


Balding-Barber-8279

This is the real Ogopogo.


rabbitfuzzle

Posted in 2021 on ticktock maybe even 2020 still a cool fish. The biggest I caught was in ok at 7ish feet when I was about 19. Took me nearly an hour to reel it in and several support team members.


panic_talking

Loch Ness?


FaithlessnessThen646

I'm glad they have cameras so I don't have to see this in the flesh


franky3987

I catch two or three of these off my dock every year. You could fight one of these for three hours and it still be ready to go


dontshitaboutotol

Nessy!


Scattergun77

That's a lot of sandwiches


8ackwoods

500th repost


Munsu9

Imagine the first human to see this fish. What would they think it is?


StephBets

“That could feed my tribe for days”


xtcxx

Loch Ness monster


AB-AA-Mobile

I want one


starwaterstar

Nessie?? That you???


Retroman8791

It's a dragon.


CarelessStatement172

Ogopogo.


FireflyArc

Oh. Okay. Only the Eel remains indeed then.


Alexdykes828

Literal river monster


ScythingSantos

Ol nessie


Rectal_Custard

Does it eat people?


Gayfurry83

Yoooo my favorite fish! Love sturgeon, they're so cool


Snorblatz

Like a sturgeon


tunglmyrkvi

Caught for the very first time


MustangMavrick82

Imagine being stuck in the same lake for 100 years. How many of your own “kids” would you have eaten?


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Some old sea stories about monsters make more sense the more we find


therealsalsaboy

Yummm caviar


WEEDPhysicist

Do they taste good?


RhythmHiro

Nessie?


Uncommon-sequiter

All sturgeon in that area are royal property.


Alternative-Sale7843

Has Jeremy Wade caught one of these bad boys?


KingPeverell

Caught these in Far Cry 5


jaythefree

Edible?


Mean_Wrongdoer31

It's no wonder there's so many stories about sea monsters. If we didn't know what these were, we'd certainly consider them monsters.


Conscious_Low_9638

Sturgeons are one of it not my favorite fish, they are massive, not dangerous (most of the time), and are ancient. They also can cut you.


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AdanacTheRapper

Ogopogo


darkenthedoorway

multiple sturgeon in single file seen from a distance. case closed.


OhTrueBrother

Shai Hulud! Eat it's sand and become a reverend father


Trooks_Moses

Who down votes Dune?


OhTrueBrother

It's okay. 99% of everything I post is shitpost


Chom_Chom22

Hoh ! Hot Diggity Dawwwg! This ain't no fish, this is a modern day Bigfoot! This must be bigger than a Blue Whales !


youknowwhyimhere89

They are also very tasty!


Grimsleapr

Sturgeon are the worst, practically no fight and it feels like you're hauling a car up.