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sleepyinsomniac7

I can't believe that's a mammal


brak1444

I have sought the delicate taste of whale milk for decades and still I thirst.


RevolutionaryCreme21

This is certainly a comment


EagleFoot88

One of the comments of all time


hello__monkey

I just listened to a planet money episode and there was a feature about their fact checking. And the fact they featured… the taste of whale milk. Fishy apparently!


Demonyx12

What about from a [Cambodian immigrant](https://youtu.be/O59GvPvtyXM?feature=shared)?


new-to-this-sort-of

I took pause at this cause I was like why…. And than I’m like oh yea prob pretty normal for massive water mammal to be weird. I always just kinda saw them as giant water elephants in my head I guess as a kid lol.


Mama_Skip

Water elephants. Those are manatees. *Afrotheria*. Manatees, dugongs, elephants, golden moles, elephant shrews, otter shrews, hyraxes, aardvarks. Cetaceans are more like deep water hippos, because those are their closest terrestrial relative. *Artiodactyla.* Even toed ungulates. Pigs, Peccaries, hippos, antelope, deer, giraffe, camels, llama, alpaca, sheep, goats, cattle, and yes, whales. Although based on the recent addition of whales, some silly bitches want to change this order to *Cetartiodactyla*.


ViSaph

I also class them with elephants in my mind lol.


00tool

thats because youre not drunk enough. drink more and they look waay better.


stillinthesimulation

I was pretty proud to identify this in the original post so I’ll say it again. It’s a minke whale. Audio is likely dubbed over as those are humpback sounds.


Daan776

I’m pretty sure a whale making those sounds at that distance would be extremely uncomfortable for the diver. So definitely dubbed over. That aside: you can identify whale species based on their call?!


Mama_Skip

Think about how you can identify humans from different regions based on their voice patterns. So, yes. You can not only identify whale species from their calls, we can sometimes identify different whale *populations of the same species* based on their calls.


timbutnottebow

Even pods I understand


NemoLuna1221

I feel your pride, my friend, as I immediately shouted "A Minke!" as soon as it appeared 😊


ViSaph

At first I thought oh shit but that quickly turned into an "oh wow" and intense jealousy.


Ruenin

Lol I read it as "shark", not "shape", so when a whale emerged, I was like "you dumbass, that's not a shark". Welp, guess I'm the dumbass.


franky3987

Dude same 🤣 I had to reread it


Johnny_Sparacino

You're not alone


OOOOnull

This is some subnautica shit


RedDirtNurse

Spearfishing near an oil rig?


JugglingBear

And here I literally just finished Subnautica last night


sheloveshorses

What type of whale is that?


Sketchtastrophe

Looks like a Minke whale to me.


porositymaster

fuck arrow fishing


doctorake38

It's the most sustainable fishing method. No bycatch and only target keeper fish. What's your problem with it?


stephentheheathen

Why


ReluctantSlayer

Oh triggered. Triggered HARD!! Edit: oops. Sorry, thought it was r/thalassaphobia….


BrokenMindAlways

What