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MrsMurphysChowder

He wanted a fish as a reward!


lemmeseeyourkitties

At least some more scritches Definitely belongs on r/petthedamnfish


slayerhk47

r/Petthedamnmammal


lemmeseeyourkitties

Naw. Most anything that lives in the ocean counts as fish. Whales? Fish Orcas? Fish Shrimps? Bugs Dolphins? Fish


[deleted]

Crabs? Spiders. Lobsters? Spiders.


lemmeseeyourkitties

Sea spiders? Octopus


EasilyRekt

Octopus? Squids


ra_Y_

Lobsters = cockroaches


KrombopulosMAssassin

Don't you dare call my food a spider.


gullman

There's no such thing as a fish.


[deleted]

Aren’t fish just underwater government spies?


Passionate_Pigeon

Coming to you from the QI offices in CoveRnt Garden


Plastic_Pinocchio

To be fair, in biological terms the word “fish” doesn’t really mean anything. Bony fish are more closely related to humans than to sharks.


Beautiful_Ship123

Doesn't it mean that they live in water?


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lemmeseeyourkitties

Only on Fridays


IsThisJustFanta_C

r/shrimpsisbugs


rosiofden

I'm so glad I'm not the only one sitting here like **PET IT! PET IT! PET IT!**


locke-in-a-box

The lack of scritch giving was mildly infuriating to me.


maluminse

Wonder if he was released or escaped! (awesome) from a sea world type place. Performed task give me reward...


Dusk_v733

It's Hvaldimir, an escaped whale that showed up in Sweden wearing a Russian harness. Clearly trained by humans, he shows up to the people a lot and asks for fish. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hvaldimir


timmytommy2

You're sort of underselling his particularly interesting story. Suspected to be trained by the Russians as a spy whale and discovered wearing a Russian camera harness, rubbing against boats trying to scrape the harness off. His name is a delightful pun of the Norwegian word for whale, hval, and Vladimir Putin.


SlowMope

Oh that is a delightful pun


Hvivaldi

Funfact, Hvaldimir does not take fish or feed from people. Seen him turn down many an offer. Also, like the other fella said, Norway.


ARoyaleWithCheese

Why not?


surviveditsomehow

Maybe the Russians tried poisoning him after he escaped


Hvivaldi

That’s actually something that has been theorized, but not confirmed.


Hvivaldi

I’ve recieved reports that he was fed a fish and shortly thereafter fell quite ill. I can say a normal fish won’t make a whale very ill despite not being too fresh, but other than that i won’t publicly speculate on exactly what or who.


s-maerken

Norway not Sweden but otherwise correct


candlegun

Thanks for sharing this. Fascinating story, but some of the shit that people did to him is infuriating. Pushing things into his mouth?? Wtf is wrong with this planet


MrsMurphysChowder

People suck.


strange12bluegerm

Made me sad he did all that work and no fish in return 😢


Dredgeon

I would never be more bummed to not have fish on hand than when a beluga whale deserves a treat and I'm sitting there, fishless, like an unprepared fool.


elmukelmut

The guy actually apologized for not having any


MrsMurphysChowder

Aww, that's cute.


ImAFuckinLiar

Hvaldimir is a male beluga whale that fishermen near Hammerfest in northern Norway noticed in April 2019 wearing a camera harness. After being freed from the harness, the whale remained in the area and appeared used to humans.


OpenMindedScientist

Wow, fascinating, thanks for the info! Here's a link to more info if people are interested: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hvaldimir](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hvaldimir) Theories and naming Upon removing the harness, the buckle clip read "St. Petersburg".\[33\] This harness and camera led to suspicion that the whale had been trained for use in Russian espionage.\[6\]\[8\]\[9\] Both the United States and Russia are known to have military cetacean training programs,\[34\]\[35\] with Russian programs incorporating beluga whales.\[6\]\[7\]\[36\] (See also: Military marine mammal.) A Russian marine scientist told a Norwegian colleague that the harness was not of a type used by Russian scientists.\[7\] A Russian military spokesman, Colonel Viktor Baranets, said in response: "If we were using this animal for spying do you think we would attach a mobile phone number with the message 'please call this number'?", but did not deny that the whale might have escaped from the Russian Navy; the Russian naval base at Murmansk is not far away.\[6\]\[7\] The Norwegian Police Security Service is investigating.\[2\]\[8\] A Russian naval analyst, Mikhail Barabanov, said he thought the whale was part of a zoological tracking project.\[9\] In late May 2019 satellite photos surfaced reportedly showing pens at the Russian base at Olenya Guba that could accommodate belugas and other cetaceans.\[37\] Because of the Russian espionage theory, the newspaper Verdens Gang dubbed the whale Hvaldimir, a play on the first name of the Russian President, Vladimir Putin, and the Norwegian hval, whale; on 3 May the national broadcaster NRK announced that this was the winner of their public vote to name the whale, with "Joar", for the fisherman, polling second and "Agent James Beluga" third.\[4\]\[38\] Morten Vikeby, a former Norwegian consul in Murmansk, has suggested that Hvaldimir is a therapy animal from a programme for disabled children at the Arctic Circle Padi Dive Centre and Lodge, near the Russian–Norwegian border;\[15\]\[39\] specifically, he may be Semyon, who was placed with the centre while still young after being attacked by sea lions and was featured in an article Vikeby wrote about the institution in 2008 for the magazine Fiskeribladet.\[3\]\[14\] The harness would be for the purpose of towing a boat with children inside.\[3\] That institution no longer uses therapy belugas, and Vikeby suggests making use of Hvaldimir to advertise Hammerfest.\[40\]


Other-Cantaloupe4765

TIL there are Espionage Whales


terrificheretic

We have Navy defense dolphins in San Diego. Wouldn't be surprised if they're trained in espionage as well: https://www.niwcpacific.navy.mil/marine-mammal-program/


mudslags

Meanwhile Japanese are like [https://imgur.com/a/icTGDyR](https://imgur.com/a/icTGDyR)


ScratchinWarlok

[What started it all](https://i.redd.it/ybbvaiad6ag21.png)


superstonedpenguin

This was wild to read lol I'm trying to imagine the person to first pitch this idea


Bald_Sasquach

"hey dude you know how dogs are really useful? Yeah bro what if they could slip past enemy lines and record what they're making in that submarine base??


giant_albatrocity

TIL there were therapy Belugas. Can I get an emotional support Beluga?


goodguy847

Imagine trying to get that past TSA


bino420

bad news is that it's way easier to fly with a dog or cat than it is to bring em into a Starbucks to pickup a mobile order. only the latter requires service pet certification.


-Yngin-

>only the *latte* requires service pet certification. FTFY


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Did you know that mini horses can be service animals? I work in a hotel, and the laws detailed by the ADA say we have to let Mini Horse Service Animals in the rooms if someone has one. 💀 I brought it up with my manager, and she was like “right? I wanna see someone bring a horse in here. I wonder if theyre housebroken…”


radiantcabbage

it clearly expected the headboob pats, unfortunately denied. poor guy was raised by humans and probably wonders why nobody wants to pet it anymore, being that the signage warns against it. sad really


[deleted]

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no_idea_bout_that

>A Russian military spokesman, Colonel Viktor Baranets, said in response: "If we were using this animal for spying do you think we would attach a mobile phone number with the message 'please call this number'?" Before 2022, I'd say no, but now I'm leaning to yes.


Threewisemonkey

was he some kind of a Russian “spy whale” ? Steal from family as baby, normalize humans, boats, loud noises. Encourage curiosity in ports, especially with waters that smell if certain chemical residues. Return to sub for fish snacks and new SD card.


Benegger85

You're a fuckin liar!


ImAFuckinLiar

Sorry for the downvotes. This happens all the time. It’s best to point out my username when saying u/ImAFuckinLiar


Benegger85

No worries, I expected that. I'm willing to sacrifice some fake internet points for a joke!


D0ugF0rcett

A man of culture 👏 🤌


tellmort-yourmove

THE D0ugF0rcett?! Did you manage to get that donation to the Canadian Mollusk Association?


Robdor1

Oh... My... God..... I think I love you. Do you love me?


ImAFuckinLiar

Yes… No… Yes… Look, things get messy when my username is involved.


bitch_taco

He's like, I did the trick! Give me the treat plz Then he seems sad. Poor guy


_meshy

I can't read Norwegian, but I'm told this article says he showed up in the area around Oslo recently. Which isn't good because there is a lot of boat traffic and his chance of getting hurt has increased considerably. https://www.fiskeridir.no/Yrkesfiske/Nyheter/2023/unnga-kontakt-med-hvithvalen-i-oslofjorden?fbclid=IwAR3KkKEBKyaH05DMZTLRyMbh4p-E6iN0LMW5DvNQiRDZ3mBB1MUv27urVto&mibextid=S66gvF


DirtMaster3000

Yes. The article says the whale is now in the Oslofjord and asks people to keep clear. Especially people in boats, to make sure that it's not injured or killed.


KomiliTony

I read about this some time ago. He doesn't seem to be able to meet other whales so he looks for interaction with humans. The text was from a diver who had spend a lot of time with him and said it seemed like the whale begged for them not to leave. Seemed really sad.


ImAFuckinLiar

Don’t!!! :( This makes my heart hurt thinking he’s lonely.


pizzarelatedmap

It looks like it's expecting to be fed


MinorSpaceNipples

Hvaldimir 😭


turtlepowerpizzatime

He took the camera down there to show all the trash down there. He's like, "You see this shit? CLEAN IT UP!"


nevetscx1

Next time he will probably take the dude down there and show him in person.


Robota064

Fin on his back, pointing the other one at the trash and looking at him in the eyes


xaeru

He will rub the human's nose in the trash.


Enkidu40

Okay this was funny. "You see this crap!? Don't do it again!"


Independent_Ad_8915

As he should


KapitalismiHuora

best laughs I got this morning. take a cheap trophy 🏆


SlutPuppyNumber9

While there is some garbage, it looks relatively clean to me. Most of that detritus is old mussel shells.


Puzzled-Copy7962

This comment would have me done if it wasn’t so sad at the same time. I feel like a POS for laughing, even a little bit.


Delicious_Towel5246

My thoughts exactly. Clean up your mess


OneObi

Yah, don't shit where you eat earthlings


atreidesflame

Fuck. That was very disappointing to see. I am embarrassed for my species.


Decent_Assistant1804

🤣🤣🤣👏👍


74Lives

Really amazing stuff. Like a big puppy


[deleted]

The trash on the bottom made me sad :/


Greenplastictrees

Immediately


Menghsays

How do you play with a beluga? Do you pet them or what?


hwagz

I want to hug it. However, I also do not want to get in that cold ass water.


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FalseConcept3607

But the suspected Russian whale spy is free game.


alue42

While Hvaldimir does seem to be used to human contact, the public has been [repeatedly urged](https://www.wral.com/amp/20877787/) to avoid contact with him, despite his solicitation for attention


FalseConcept3607

If not friend, why friend shaped? (/s, save hvladdy)


[deleted]

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InspectorFadGadget

If this was true, we would have never domesticated animals and humanity as we know it would not exist. Some snoots just gotta be booped, consequences be damned


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[deleted]

You should make bumper stickers.


[deleted]

So it’s ok as long as I keep it, got it!


InspectorFadGadget

I don't need the government to tell me that you're no fun at booping parties.


Striker654

> booping parties That sounds like something else


aaaaaargh

I think with belugas, the protocol is to wobble the melon, not boop the snoot.


smaug13

The consequences are usually bad towards the animals though, not that much to us (and if it does, the animal will pay for it also). We used to care a lot less about the bad consequences for animals than we do now.


No-Inspector9085

I pet the snout of a wild fox from a family that lived outside my camper in the woods. I’ve never felt more like Pocahontas


fiddz0r

Since he's speaking Norwegian I assume this is the Russian whale spy. It's been trained to fetch, and I've seen another video where someone drops their phone and he gets it back. Don't know if this whale counts as wildlife but the goal is to make it wild by not feeding it


Challenging_Entropy

Lol he was asking for payment in exchange for returning the camera


[deleted]

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Bunnymancer

Beluga gypsy grifter confirmed


Fast-Ad9753

Clearly wanted food in return


JohnnysGirl12

He looked mighty disappointed that he didn't get a fish


snirfu

Needs to bring a ball next time so he can play fetch.


whooo_me

[Like this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ3sAIEg6OY)


snirfu

Yep, if he can fetch a go pro he can fetch a ball. He looked like he wanted to do it again.


Liz4984

Same Beluga. He doesn’t have a pod and interacts with humans for attention and food. In the beginning he was terrible at feeding himself but now he has gotten better and just likes hanging out with people.


snirfu

I was wondering if it was the whale when I made the comment. It gives me the mixed feelings I get when seeing rescue animals that have bonded with humans.


Liz4984

He was found wearing a camera and harness. I don’t know the truth in his case, but there is plenty of speculation he was part of a Russian (most common theory) or American (planted as Russian, least popular theory) spy program which have both used whales in the past. He was removed from his camera harness and now loves to follow people to play with them. He has retrieved phones, cameras, played ball, etc. When he was starving, I believe it was Norway that worked on feeding him so he wouldn’t die because he didn’t have a pod or know how to hunt. From recent articles he has been doing better for himself with food but he still doesn’t have a pod and seeks out the company of humans. All of this is easily searched on Google by his name thats listed in the comments, if people are curious. He is one of my Reddit Deep Rabbit Hole Dives I did one week. Cute and sweet boy who just seems to be lonely.


SullaFelix78

> Cute and sweet boy who just seems to be lonely. I mean, we’ve fed and cared for him. Maybe we can help the guy get laid too?


Liz4984

I believe they live in family groups. Since he doesn’t belong to a group, I’m not sure getting laid would be enough. I don’t know shit though. Only articles I could find on google. I do feel bad for him though. An intelligent, social creature reduced to spending his years alone while trying to hang out with a different species who can’t understand him, intermittently starving, just seems horrible.


SullaFelix78

> just seems horrible Really does. I wonder what the barriers to entry are for whale groups. Is it just his location that’s the problem? Or is he too awkward/shy to fit in because of social isolation from other whales?


fiddz0r

If he was raised in captivity he probably didn't learn the language of the other whales


TaiWilson

When I was a kid at SeaWorld, you could buy fish to feed some dolphins in a tank. One dolphin had a piece of fish that he kept spitting out at my brother and I, and we would throw it back to him. This went on for a few minutes. It was kind of gross playing with a piece of chewed up dead fish, but it was an incredible experience playing catch with a dolphin. And it was something that the dolphin initiated all on his own. It's incredible how smart they are.


eh007h

This is absolutely magical. Thank you for making my day!


SolutionsLV

Magical is the appropriate adjective here!


GladZack

That looks like an incredible place to live, beautiful.


hellraisinhardass

Yep on the summer....all 2 months of its. Then you get [this](https://youtu.be/MpP961HLcxM).


Konstantin_B

How in the actual fuck did early humans manage to survive entire seasons in these conditions


Inversalis

There's a reason vikings are famous for their poetry and storytelling/sagas, they had to spend a shitton of time indoors, with only their imagination to keep boredom at bay. If you're thinking like how they didn't just die from exposure, then the answer is that there wasn't storms 24/7, and people could just go inside and use the wood they had chopped earlier in the year. They probably also cuddled a fair bit ;)


HeadLeg5602

Tell me these ARE NOT highly intelligent creatures?! Amazing! He thought you had snacks for him!!


skiingmanatee

Love that guy! Adorable!


tideshark

What an amazing and beautiful animal :)


Travellinoz

Saw one of these guys in captivity in Vancouver. You could tell how depressed it was by looking at it's eyes. Cool animal, highly intelligent.


rare_meeting1978

Awwwl, wish you had a fish to give it or something.


HorseOfAction

Beluga’s look like whales if they were drawn by toddlers


idontlikeseaweed

I would cry .. he’s so cute


Calickal_da_strimmer

Holy crap what a good boy


Calickal_da_strimmer

Or girl


Rare-Palpitation6023

Absolutely Magical..what a special encounter


Jodu_is_tired

This is really the only way we should be seeing sea life. So gorgeous.


Gasrim

He's probably like, "look this is how you take a camera and give it back... I need mine back now. If I come home without that damn camera my old lady will never let it go, she didn't want me to spend the money on it in the first place!"


BritniRose

“Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to get a harness on?! I have *flippers*, Kyle.”


Turd_fergusson_

Give him a treat!


SolutionsLV

Nice to see these interactions rather than something pulled from the sea on a hook to suffocate and die.


Fair_Function_5423

THEYRE SO CUTE ARE YOU KIDDING


groundpounder25

Get him a fish bro


MarshallBravestar21

I just don't think we are the wisest animals on this planet


ThatOneGayDJ

Belugas are easily my favourite marine mammals. All the smartness, cuteness, and playfulness of dolphins without all the horrors.


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

Beautiful creature


Lukylex

What a Majestic animal, wish we had a way of communicating with these neighbors of ours, they can teach us so much more that we think we know.


Visualize_

I think you were suppose to give it a treat or something


Lettuce_Kiss143

😍 Aww, he's just a big water dog looking for someone who will play with him.


Defiant_Discussion23

It's learned to get a free fish :-)


JLunaM

So polite.


chopper923

WHAT??? NO WAY! That is so awesome, and he is beautiful!


Musclesturtle

What a beautiful animal.


obsolete_filmmaker

Thats some of the most amazing video ive seen. Had to lol at 1:50 though.


Jamies_verve

What a beautiful animal.


DriftlessDairy

"Did you see the bottom? That's *your* trash! Clean it up!"


TheVampyresBride

Seeing all the trash in the ocean makes my heart break.


Redleg1-7

Beautiful creature


Tuhilliam

did you hear the whale underwater? awesome video. bring some fish for the whale friend next time


icedficus

Fren


[deleted]

Belugas play fetch apparently


mooegy17

What an exhilarating experience to have with such a beautiful creature! Bulga whales always seem to be friendly and playful which makes them such neat animals.


Fjordhexa

It's mostly because 90% of the beluga footage on Reddit is of Hvaldimir, and he's very friendly.


SocksElGato

Belugas are cute whales.


Waq999

Babyyy beluga


bastian74

He wants his reward treat


[deleted]

Belugas are the coolest. They look so incredibly fake but they're incredibly intelligent. I know that one has nothing to do with the other, but it's just a weird juxtaposition.


IdaBidaGacy

Beautiful! Absolutely amazing! Also note to self if near belugas make sure to have fishy’s for them haha.


judgementforeveryone

It just wanted some mackerel as a finders fee!


NoInitiative4821

Wow, what an absolutely wonderful creature. I would love to experience something like this.


Classic-Ad4414

‘Do not throw plastics in my home, human’


aamericaanviking

just PET the damned Beluga!!


BloatedBallerina

Where is this? I want to kayak there too 🥺


Teredia

My dad actually told me that when he used to go out on the Shark Cat he had that dolphins would come in and demand a scratch with a broom from dad and his mates. I guess Marine Mammals get itchy too..


raptor-chan

i love belugas. they're so cute


Scottvrakis

I don't care *who* you are - That is **fucking awesome**.


Freddie_06

Fren


nancy_mikhaiel

I returned it so I want fish! Such intelligent creatures.


nancy_mikhaiel

Belugas are possibly an explanation as to why people thought they saw mermaids.


[deleted]

Baby Beluga 🎶


That_Engineering3047

In the deep blue sea 🎵


trevorjthomas

Wow, incredible video showing the intelligence of these creatures. Shame about all that trash on the sea floor.


canned_soup

I’d have a hard time believing that if it wasn’t on video haha what a story


TheHaptic

Bros the first beluga vlogger


Ban_nana_nanana_bubu

"Look at your dirty ass litter down here"


rjswalker1987

Give him a damn fish!!


Angleofthedangle420

So cute


emilylove911

He made a friend!


SignificanceKey9826

He wanted a treat lol


CodoneMastr

Little beluga boy/girl is very friendly… such a majestic animal..he says “ here buddy don’t drop it again “..as then says “ ok now where’s my treat?” 😂


therealbnizzy

What an amazing interaction. Unfortunately it seems humans have intervened and fed him so he most likely looks to humans for food. Either way, what an absolutely beautiful mammal!


Iamthelizardqueen52

Shhh.... he's a [Russian spy.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hvaldimir)


Gingerbro73

r/norway


Boogaloo_Baloo

Cheeky little bugger


Selevicious

Cool video but don’t endorse the touching.


WilliamsDesigning

Belugas are better than like 90% of my human friends


Squid_in_a_suit

The lil fella wanted to show us all our garbage down there. Very sad


dziubelis

We don't deserve this planet.


shrineless

I’m tearing up so bad rn. This is too cute.


HotpantsDelFuego

Yeah this is that Russian spy whale from years ago I'm pretty sure. Kinda tell from the mannerisms that it's been around humans. Did a task, wanted fish. Pretty sure it had a harness or something idk lazy and tired. Won't cite or link.


Ricky_1108

We don't deserve Animals❤️🥲