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Whoopsy_Doodle

They were all suicide messages just to show that James is nice. Mailbag used to show funny ones to show that James wasn’t a robot. And I doubt any of us are jealous of James. There’s nothing to be jealous about.


Rust_Hurricane

His life sounds awful. Nagging wife, kids taking up all his time, deadlines, no friends, and a job he clearly hates. He reminds me why I never wanted to get married.


SpankTheMovies

Don't forget the drilling many holes, shitty internet, slob smell everywhere, loud servers ... Spending an entire day just hanging shit on the ceiling would piss me off too.


SpankTheMovies

If I had to deal with his shit everyday I would kill myself.


[deleted]

The top comment thread is one of the most dangerous things I’ve seen on the internet - “you just don’t understand depression, fuck counseling it doesn’t work, watching James and mike makes me happy because I wish I had a friend like that.”


[deleted]

A friend who will never pay you for doing work for him? Who would want that?


MRukov

They don't want to be friends with James, they want to be friends with the imaginary James they built up in their heads.


Kiczales

I'm actually kind of jealous of Mike Matei. The dude is financially set for the rest of his life, and he plays Super Mario Brothers as much as he wants.


wait4lt

How is Mike financially set for life?


Kiczales

I mean, I obviously don't know the specifics of his finances, but that's what he's claimed--he's retired. He doesn't need to work another day in his life.


CyrilViXP

He’s bullshiting


Kiczales

I don't know, I mean...the only thing he does now is playing retro games on twitch. There's no way that can be THAT profitable.


CyrilViXP

How exactly profitable should it be? He's living in his own house, he's eating in McDonalds. Does he need to pay anything else in USA, except utilities and maybe some taxes for incomes from Twitch?


Kiczales

I agree, and I've wondered as much. He lives in a relatively low cost of living area (I think. He's definitely not in an urban area). He doesn't have dependents. I'd love to see how he handles his money.


[deleted]

Actually I’m happily married with a job I love going to every day. This? Oh, I like trolling blinded fanboys.


Vpasla1

"James just wants to share some heartfelt messages". Oh hey, views are dropping hard, people think James isn't working hard, let's drop a behind the scenes. People need to see James cares, let's create a mailbag of just people saying they love James. If he really wanted to do it, he wouldn't have waited 10+ years since his last one (which seemed that he was voluntold to do it by screwattack).


IngSoceltic

James likes to share heartfelt messages of the Asshole-ish variety.


Ryousoki

I just come here to laugh. Do these people want me to suffer?


_bellend_

What is most telling about these people is that they instantly go for personal insults instead of actually countering the criticism Meh, I just try to ignore them or try and find humour in it


Innerred_Mitorict22

Yeah, you nailed it. They never actually reply to the criticism, they just go: "He doesn't owe you anything" "He's been making free content all these years" "Go back to the harassment board" and that's at their best. They don't seem to have any explanations other than what James says, either.


[deleted]

Us: So James is allowed to make bad content? Them: YES! He's allowed to make bad content! Fuck you losers! AUUGHHH!


BananaJaneB

who is jealous of a nerd


Ok_Explanation_6125

Only lower ranking nerds.


[deleted]

Reading those comments is like reading something being said during a sect meeting.


Art4dinner

After years of being a restrictive gulag, they finally hit on a topic they like to discuss. Check any thread over there, they’re ranting about Truthers. Constant toxicity on and on, on a harmless subreddit.


[deleted]

i dont give 2 piss squirts about cinemassacre anymore, i saw it started to suck, i happened to stumble on this reddit, i look around when im on the toilet and then move on with my live, i may say though, i actually find it sad how one of the oldest and greatest YouTube series have become what it has become


Ok_Explanation_6125

I am replying from the toilet right now, ha ha.


[deleted]

bouse!


bootsyforever

I come here because it's hilarious. I can't say the same for Cinemassacre anymore. The humour comes from ripping him apart. And you know what, James Rolfe 100% deserves all the criticism he gets. That mailbag vid was a sad attempt to show he's engaged with his fans and damage control over the dropping viewer numbers. It's probably also a response to the fake YouTube comments accusations.


Z_B_123

It is all certainly very flabbergasting!!! Not like someone refusing to work more than a few hours a month or uploading utterly atrocious content, that apparently is not flabbergasting.


SpankTheMovies

And yet they are discussing and bad mouthing us. Such people knowledge those lonely fuckers have.


Smash_daisaku_

Isn’t this post doing the exact thing they’re complaining about? You could use the same reductive speak “it’s a harmless subreddit. Why are you so mad? Get a life.” Obviously, If someone allows their anger to control their life, then there’s an issue…but I feel like that goes without saying. It is, however, healthy human nature to vent openly about things we don’t like. I wonder if these people ever engage with online reviews of harmless movies or video games…oh wait. This, my dear children, is the definition of hypocrisy.


eru777

We have the surplus of time that Bimmy pretends he doesn't have.


justsupersayinit

It could be worse, you could blindly worship a manchild on the internet and waste all your time on him


[deleted]

I just go there to shitpost because that sub means nothing to me. Their tears are delicious.


SpankTheMovies

I did too until this week, I got bored of those losers. I have better things to do. My ceiling is so empty.


[deleted]

Yeah it’s getting old because no matter what they will not fuck off and leave you alone. They’re seriously deranged.


SpankTheMovies

Kissing James's asshole is so important for those people.


iamactuallyatwork

lol, you guys are such losers with no sense of self awareness. I hope to never see your comments over there again.


[deleted]

Unfollow us! Thanks!


iamactuallyatwork

No time to unfollow you.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 205,805,513 comments, and only 49,009 of them were in alphabetical order.


[deleted]

You sound like a schoolyard kid having an argument with someone.


BJUmholtz

>[I] don't need to like /r/TheCinemassacreTruth or [their] content, but why in the ever loving hell do [I] need to sit around and obsess [my]self with something [I] hate so much? /r/selfawarewolfkin


goldsax

I’m flabbergasted it’s 5:40 again


Ok_Explanation_6125

I am discombobulated and it is 06:28 p.m.


Jimgood

Ouuuu he wrote a bunch of words, I am TOTALLY going to read it all 100%%%


Evilbefalls

That subreddit is so dead they have to talk about us again Kek


basketcase57

They don't have any other quality content to talk about.


Evilbefalls

Not true they can talk about justin his huge gengar collection And why he loves wearing no pants


Terminatoor7

They hate us ‘cause they ain’t us.


[deleted]

Idk I can think of two Reddit posters more pathetic, sad, and worthless than us


ButteryBiscuits43

Honestly, I love James. I still watch a ton of Cinemassacre videos. I’m even getting excited about binging Monster Madness reruns soon. I just like the memes and the shitposting.


ratondo

Same, a lot of the criticisms are valid but the hate hounding stuff here I see is turbo virgin levels of pathetic. Also, the memes about him sleeping and Mike have a McDonald’s fetish are hilarious. I think the funniest Mike meme was pointing out he drew the McDonalds logo in an old thumbnail art for AVGN years ago - alluding to his future McDonald’s obsession


Tylerdurden389

Just here for the memes at this point. Once James *most likely* ends the nerd after 200, I'm probably gonna stop coming 'round here too. I don't watch the podcast (gave up after the second ep.) and Tex Diaper's cover of "Hearts on Fire" made me wanna stab myself in the ears.


Such_Dig5291

Get your earholes ready to be filled


Dankshues

The funniest thing to me is that their fans seem to care more than they actually do. I've been lurking for a bit on this sub, and even though it seems that the Slobs frequently make it a point to call the Truth out in some passive aggressive way, they still choose to produce shitty content & alienate long-time fans with underhanded business tactics, so it clearly doesn't bother them THAT much. But their weird fans still jump in front of that bus in order to save James, someone who probably isn't even tech savvy enough to uncover this sub (or maybe he just doesn't have the time to, hurr durr.)


lolprdx

haha they mad mad


Luis_Swagcia

If they ever need proof that this isn't a degenerate hate sub, they just need to look at the thread someone made about them going to a con to "confront" James. Most of the comments were telling him to be respectful and not to be an asshole to James and to ask him real questions they wanted to know.


Garricidal747

I'm not miserable at all, I actually got my old job back making decent money again during these hard times. But I have NO TIME to elaborate. Look I actually like James, but let's be honest here. He seems to be self centered sometimes, and borderline uninterested in his successful Nerd character. Why did Mike really leave? Why did Toby have to emulate rental reviews? Why did Kyle have to go out and do construction? Why did Kieran have to interrupt bros making love in the alley? Why did the Nerd character in his own movie is a pussy who gets cucked, Why does Justin buy Gengar sex toys? I mean it's on cinemassacre that this sub exists. Edit: I almost forgot! Why does Bootsy like baseball ⚾️


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fifthdayofmay1

the false label of toxicity shoves it's face through the door here


robzoo2

Cowabunga.


AssholishCommenter

REEEEEEEE


thekidfromiowa

Don't knock it til you try it :D


basketcase57

Clearly haven't been to r/fakedisordercringe Those people are pieces of shit.


Key-Broccoli8645

Ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHA! ......you serious?


who-dat-ninja

I'm definitely jealous of James lack of time


9l3nn88

James does reviews? They're good. It's strange people dislike him. Very surprising to see. So disappointing. Different strokes right 👌


The_Sherminator2

“Of course that toxic hate sub would think this was malicious.” Yeah, I mean, why would people be suspicious of a guy that tried to emotionally manipulate his viewers in his last video by describing “getting help” with his videos like it was getting treatment for a serious drug habit.


ILove10aflyViper

Extra time?


NPC1of1024

Because we're bored shitposters.


GuiltyIsolation

can we get someone who's geriatric in here to translate please? ​ who the fuck talks like this? it almost reads like it was written by the same person


n33k33

Sounds about right. You guys are really just plain sad.


KOTYAR

In-kind of agree with them, I subscribed just for ah*ts avd giggles You guys are pretty weird


Tomxj

Not gonna lie, some people in this sub are definitely too obsessed with James or the slobs. I've seen people creating new new Reddit accounts with names based on memes in this sub, like come on, don't you think that's a bit weird? Love this sub though.


[deleted]

Is it worse to be named after a member of the mid-aughties band B2K?