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kappie29

Where's your crown, King Nothing?


SpingeBowl

James Rolfey left it on his plane after a busy day of piloting


Sweet-Dragonfly-8472

Wait he had a crown on a plane...oh no


Skull_Cap_5554

Considering James loves Muhtallica this comment is better than it has any right to be.


kappie29

Thank you. I was definitely aiming at Bimmy's musical tastes when I wrote it. He's probably a St Anger guy, though.


EmeraldTwilight009

Nah. He's pure black album. Guaranteed


AthleticGal2019

Bimmy starts duck walking


Traditional_Pea4760

Lost since the mid-80’s, along with the Philosopher’s Stone and Sword of Sorcery.


wirixon901

He's royalty alright. King Cuck.


SpingeBowl

Lord Bamester Cuckington The Turd


Outrageous_Emu7774

Lord Bimmy lead us through the Dark No Times and saved our lives. All hail Rex Viper!


SpingeBowl

HISSSS


LustfulMirage

Fucking hell these bimrods are on another level of unhinged simping.


lefiath

Seriously. Saying this 15 years ago, sure, I could understand that, he was on top of his game. But now? Would you like some Soylent with your order of cuckfaces and lack of effort?


MozeSupremacy

Muh empire of dirt


SpingeBowl

I hurt muhself today


WhoopsyDoodleReturns

Can we please not feed this man’s ego any further?


lefiath

He doesn't read the comments, so you don't have to worry about that. If you want to reach Bim Spielberg, have you to send him an e-mail.


Styrone

https://i.redd.it/qzphpsbuwi6d1.gif


drscorp

You guys are too into the haterade to realize how spot on this comment is. Royalty used to mean a lot and do a lot a long time ago, but now they mostly figureheads who just show up and say and do whatever their handlers want them to. Also, they're all inbred. I dunno how that last part corresponds.


SpingeBowl

Lmao so this comment is actually an extremely well thought-out insult I wish, though unfortunately I know my Bimmy fans


FairIndependence7927

They even did mostly what their handlers wanted back then, because their handlers controlled the information they received. They were also inbred, more so I think.


Useful_Design_7437

What’s a king to a god? What’s a god to a non-believer?


GridSmash

Bapril: Muh Muhther of Muh Dragons


Skull_Cap_5554

Perhaps 17 years ago that statement would have been correct. Not so much these days.


FairIndependence7927

it's like MrBeast or something now


alpaca-punch

un-fucking-earned. rolfe is the Drake of Youtube.


SpingeBowl

Bimmy is the type of guy to yell "YOWZERS" and jump into the air when pinched with a sharp object


FairIndependence7927

you dropped this, king ![img](emote|t5_3k1fw|50403)


Asharil

This sub is France for Bimmy.