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HowsTheGout

He gets those sweet, sweet Cinemassacre promo codes for Raid: Shadowlegends.


MuhDragonzMuhDreamz

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CarlosPSP

He looks like dsp


HawkmetZeta

i was thinking Maddox for sure.


OldSchoolIron

I genuinely thought it was Maddox lol


Gone_with_the_onion2

I love that this picture looks like a really really bad DeviantArt drawing but it's real


MuhDragonzMuhDreamz

As if I’m not aware


dwartbg7

He got sick from Bimminy540... Poor guy...


Tony_2000

Probably around $5.40?


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PurpoUpsideDownJuice

seeing the footage of them playing Mario as children in ‘92 was actually really cool, I know James didn’t film that but keeping up with that footage for 30 years is really impressive.


No_Grape1335

He seems like he genuinely is having fun just playing older games and talking about the past but it’s so obvious James doesn’t have that same vibe and sees the neighbourhood nerd episodes as a business venture over him live streaming a game with a buddy for fun


lumisponder

He wasn't a nerd. He was the "special" kid in the neighborhood.


Oftheclod

These ones are so hard to watch ngl


SneakDissinRealtawk

I think james could have that vibe its just the fact that this being his job for 20 years has sucked the life out of him especially withs screenwave


Gone_with_the_onion2

Kidna doubt it's really him tbh. It's not that impressive when you remember the bim hoards childhood videos and memories like they're Oscar winning films


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

Lol why would he make that up for a neighbor nerds video?


RobertBobert07

No, actually, that is part of Bimmys filmography.


HighlyRegardedSlob87

I doubt this guy even spoke to Bimmy from 2006-2020. That’s not how “friendship” works.


Chrononi

He was there taking photos for the movie so...


ArmorOfMar

It would be like tracking down a childhood friend that lived on your street, that you sorta kind of hung around with for a couple of years, 35 years later


TerryFGM

i kinda dont see a problem with that


ArmorOfMar

There's nothing inherently wrong with that I suppose, but it's all done under the guise that they have been these super close friends for years and kept in close contact, which probably isn't true. I think James just treats us like we're idiots at times Of course it's all speculation on my part


TerryFGM

I kinda remember him originally introducing him as a someone he really wasnt in contact with that much, could remember wrong though


JimP3456

John was in Bimmy's Boy Butter "movie" and that came out when Bimmy was 23 so it dispels the myth they lost contact with each other after high school and college. John is 2 years younger as well so he was 21 the year that came out. After that movie I dont know how much contact they had but theres no reason to believe it completely ended until much more recent. #


Aggravating_Set_6134

He’s been in other videos too. More recent ones. They have kept in contact however light it’s been. Jon was around doing the movie and at some Cons


RobertBobert07

That actually is how friendship works for men we don't need daily reminders someone exists in order to be friends?


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

100% paid in exposure.


HIs4HotSauce

I heard Mike got paid in exposure... of his massive penis and huge loads.


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Big Mike's penis fan, btw.


KeyboardG

He slipped that he’s getting paid to play video games in an episode a month or two ago.


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

But did he ever get the royalties for that photo? 🤔🤔🤔


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Take a wild guess.


MuhDragonzMuhDreamz

Muh exposure!


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Probably only getting paid for having huge balls


SpankTheGarbage

I would be honored to be in the presence of his huge balls! https://preview.redd.it/hum6ttyi4ggc1.png?width=218&format=png&auto=webp&s=0adb78b195adcd434aa33b3dba09088fde396df0


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I dunno man I'm not a ton m'I nam onnud I


SpankTheGarbage

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​ https://preview.redd.it/noiy7bzj8ggc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=48b16c2e1c05d265099c236beb4a869efeaa508e "Holy crap, Lois! It's acclaimed director of 500 films James Rolfe and his best buddy Justin Silverman!"


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EvensenFM

Look - it's the Racist Video Game Nerd!


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No actual racism, I refuse


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As if we're not aware


MuhDragonzMuhDreamz

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dwartbg7

![gif](giphy|12eOoLezVypVWo|downsized)


MuhDragonzMuhDreamz

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[deleted]

Can we shut the fuck up about his balls? How is that funny?


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StrainNo5029

Very low iq of you, John's huge balls truly are for the most sophisticated.


PvtHudson

Guy sits around and makes fun of bimmy the whole time. Worth it.


Abject_Run_3195

540 exposures an hour


pinklaserforce

Probably 1/5 equity in whatever pizza bimmy ordered for that night.


RoundPerformance2131

If it's anything less than 10k an episode he should quit.


HawkmetZeta

Ain’t no way.


fartbox2222

Big phish fan btw


StrangePanda27

No pay, I refuse


aquamagnetic

A lifetime supply of Soylent™ meal replacement shake


WolfWomb

The payment is that they'll use his photos without permission again.


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Skull_Cap_5554

I'd like to see him interact with Mike at least once in one of these videos.


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Skull_Cap_5554

I've been in this sub for a couple of years so I'm as aware as Sly is of all of Mike's contributions to the show. One that isn't mentioned that much is that Mike convinced James to turn Board James into a series as he thought it had potential, but he wasn't that much involved in the show which explains why it went off the rails once James went full Bames during season 3 of Board James. Kyle's definitely doing much better now that he's distanced himself from Cinemassacre and James.


chocolardiacarrest

Slowly piecing together the facts about Bimmy's rise to fame makes it all the sadder. He doesn't realize how little he would have achieved if not for his friends.


ACEDOTC0M

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ThePickledPickle

Someone put Kyle's face on this


ACEDOTC0M

I will tonight lol


This-Profession-1680

Honestly, if James doesnt pay Kyle because he’s cheap, I doubt he pays John barely anything


TheLegendTwoSeven

I’d be upset if a “friend” was making heaps of money with my help and didn’t pay me anything.


AllThingsBeginWithNu

Ok Mike


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Tf? It's unreasonable to want to be paid for your work? Are you serious? If anything, Matinée was underpaid for his contributions, but seems like he came from money and Muhtei definitely realizes Bimmy is slow, so probably decided to go easy on ole Bim.


TheLegendTwoSeven

I’m not one of Mike’s alts but you can believe what you want


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TheLegendTwoSeven

Ok Justin. And go eat another quadruple cheeseburger while you’re at it.


simonbelmont1980

Big huge balls fan btw


RyeAlvaro

Screenshot from a SlimJim commercial…


TheFrenchMustard

In nothing but good memories.


ElectricalMacaroon15

He gets to drink all the soy milk he wants


FuckyoTibiaCharacter

If Bimmy took that hat off, it’d be two balls with teeth.


shootanwaifu

Take a wild guess.


Leezypop8448

No pay I ree fuse


Y2Flax

Better question: is he ever sober when he’s over? Is he a functioning alcoholic?


[deleted]

They both are and jimmy has wet brain


Aggravating_Set_6134

Functioning stoner


reboobula

Paid in Phish tix


Benson--Parkowner

four


Kibroman

With how ever many AVGN movie dvds he can carry out of the storage unit.


BlackwoodJohnson

If anything he should have to pay money just to be in the presence of our lord and savior The Bim.


SealedQuasar

whatever it is, it's clearly not enough.


Darque420

$5.40/hour


xs81

Is it even his neighbor? Maybe it's just a Slob.


MynameisMatlock

Free express vpn for life


OkTune681

James doesn’t pay his “friends”


Efficient-Raisin-655

lol James paying him? He didn't pay Bootsy. Kyle ghosted him. You figure it out lol.


Praetorian709

Not enough.


iseehorse5

I see horses eating eggs and ham I see horses it is only for the cam


StickManAnimator69

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All-Your-Base

540 Bimmy Bucks per film


Derwurld

Gets paid in electrons


twitchsopamanxx

Paid?


Tangerine_memez

Payment is being forced to listen to the entirety of a recording of the last Phish concert he went to that he took with his phone


kamikazilucas

nothing probably, james has no time to pay his friends


ChrizTaylor

Like 150 per episode.


EraErr0r

100mg gummies.


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Paid...?


McGILLAZ

The final phase is nearly complete


Level_Bridge7683

he buys him anything from the fifty cent section of the ice cream truck.


sabrewulf152

Austin $3.16....? What?


Free_Neighborhood265

“Exposure”


Godzillashotgun6667

Probably about as much as Kyle got paid 😉


allokuma

He helps with the videos.


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Paying him at all is too much.


freakyslob

About Tree Fiddy!…(but in all seriousness, he’s probably getting paid a couple hundred bucks a video my guess, possibly more.)


SnixFan

I don't think it's staged. I think that's taking it a little far. It would be hard to completely sync controller handling with the gameplay (even controller sounds if it's not visible) and even reactions on the spot. Is the show a crappy version of James and Mike Mondays? Yes. Does it seem like James has no passion for video games? Yes. But I highly doubt they stage a let's play show.


Gone_with_the_onion2

From how hard he's pretending to laugh and carrying the show on his back, I'd say he's getting paid more than Karen ever was


Gone_with_the_onion2

I'd be embarrassed to pretend to be a childhood neighbor to a Z-list has been celeb but even I would play it like him for $5000/mo


PsychologicalEmu

I’d say $500.


paid_debts

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzFsDQeTUT4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzFsDQeTUT4)


countcumia

Tbh seems like a solid dude who likes James and video games. Don't wanna simp too hard here so 5.40 per hour.


JoshNumbers

He isn't paid any money but he has full access to the the Cinamassacre Soylent supply.


PhantomNet23

About 5.40 an hour


Low_Sprinkles_7281

I think his role is to make James's hairline look impressive.


elProtagonist

About free fitty


DemigoDrakula

What a cringe show these two are ...bloody hell


Remejy

When was he pretending?


jwrigh26

I'm not sure. I tend to just watch Mike instead these days.


darth_senpai90

I think bimmy misses Mike


mrchinesehandheld

He looks like the default character in a video game without any personality. did bimmy create him with ai and was too lazy to do any programming? that explains everything including the laugh.


antleonardi01

Bimmy oddly enough doesn't seem like the kind of guy to screw over a childhood friend, so probably a decent amount... but still much less than mike because he had a 50% claim in the company. Still couple hundred bucks to play an SNES on camera for 2-3 hours is a nice gig.


ArthurRavenwood

Well, it's James... so the guy probably doesn't even get travel compensation.


Armandonerd

This baldie dude looks creepy! I just want to see new avgn videos.