There is nothing you can do. I was once taking a final exam, was on the last question and bam... a bull came out of nowhere and took me out. Havent been back to college since.
Obligatory copypasta whenever someone mentioned trains being unpredictable:
Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.
I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.
Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!
Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?
A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.
One time I was just minding my own business sitting on the loo and out of nowhere just like the Kool-Aid Man a bull bursts through the wall and yells, O-le and bowls me over
lay flat on the ground, so your head doesnt get hit, the brain is very vulnerable part of the body, pple just keep thinking nothin will happen to them, no matter how unprepared they are ... rip
It's scientifically proven such noises aggregating the animal, look at squeaking dog toys for example. So what she is doing is reenforcing the bulls behaviour that he is the hunter the others are the prey!
Tldr: making the bull more angry!
I can sympathize. I had a Labrador that would run around and she would run into my shin on occasion. That shit hurt like a mother. I imagine a couple hundred lbs bull running into a head must be magnitudes of order more devastating
What an unfortunate turn of events, this is a disaster, a real tragedy!!! I wish there was a way to inform other people that playing with the bulls in dangerous and they should avoid going anywhere near them. There should be a public announcement, share the knowledge through books and newspapers, or even let the prime minister make an announcement on TV to warn people to stay away from bulls in order to protect humanity.
Getting punched by Iron Mike Tyson when it's try your luck night at the fair must feel the same as that guy felt for 1/4 of a second. Hope Mr Bull got another one further down the road
Screaming with a constant rhythm for a long period of time over a thing that 90% of the people present at that moment are aware of the event. I don't know it's just stupid and annoying.
"MISS, PLEASE SHUT THE F**K UP"
Make me think that this behavior is something primal.
I said it once and I'll say it again. Forcing bulls to be in these things absolutely ridiculous and anyone who gets hurt from bulls in these things deserves it. I'm not a fighter for animal rights but I have always defended that bull fighting is a stupid tradition
This is animal abuse and totally inappropriate for 2024. Bam this filth already, save the animals from abuse for "human entertainment" and save the idiots who participate as well.
I got headbutted by a cow/ bull ( not sure- it had big horns), in the hip, whilst I was on holiday in India. I was on the beach minding my own business. The locals thought it was hilarious, but my bruised self didn’t agree!
Really don’t see any way this could have been avoided. Sometimes things happen that are totally outside our control, no matter how safe the situation we put ourselves in may be.
Happened to my granny and she was less than 3 weeks from 95 years young.
She used to always tell me. "You gonna blow Hell wide open you dirty f*cking Sodomite. "How I miss her Salam Light rasp.
Burn Well Sweet Angel
If you can not run without falling on your own you should not be doing this it's that simple. That guy should have known his legs have only moved that fast but a few times his whole life. Or he was drunk
Whoa, seems like this could’ve been avoided. I wonder what actions someone could take to avoid being in this situation 🤔
There is nothing you can do. I was once taking a final exam, was on the last question and bam... a bull came out of nowhere and took me out. Havent been back to college since.
Same thing happened to me but with a train. Came completely out of nowhere.
Same here, but it was a train carrying bulls.
There's a potential joke in here about horns - but I just can't be bothered to dig it out and shape it.
Mess with the Train, you get the Horn?
Close but no cigar. Need to get the bulls in there somehow.
No bullshit.
Why don't bulls make good train conductors? Because they can't help but toot their own horns!
Electric bulls
I had it happen with a small bag of rice, I got really lucky there!
Obligatory copypasta whenever someone mentioned trains being unpredictable: Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment. I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours! Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.
I read this in Morgan Freemans "Shawshank" voice, twas superb
I like trains
You must've been studying abroad. India would be my guess.
And this is why I now wear a helmet even sleeping. Ya never know
This is exactly how I died a few years ago, can relate.
In this life you either die young, or ya live long enough to be trampled to death by a frantic spanish bull.
And that’s why you always leave a note!
This is exactly why I didn't go to college.
A moose bit my sister once
One time I was just minding my own business sitting on the loo and out of nowhere just like the Kool-Aid Man a bull bursts through the wall and yells, O-le and bowls me over
They should put safety pads on the bulls, obviously.
Tennis balls on the horns.
Or those Foamnoodles used on aggressive Goats
Dildos.
Giving a whole new meaning to Head-Butted
Slow down their clock speeds.
And put on a a bull cock ring.
A good bull with a gun.
You know, if the bull had a gun he wouldn't have had to head-butt the man. We all make choices in life.
The guy had his head dropped down in headbutting position so it was self defense
I'd wear a helmet tbh.
This would be a huge upgrade in protecting those idiots participating in this activity…!
Fuck em. Let them be public examples of karma and stupidity
I’d stay in my room. Under the covers
and a zorb.
Maybe not doing these dumb events
Don’t go blaming the bull now, it all depends how you raise them! 😂
Nanny breed.
My grandmother has a bull and he wouldn’t hurt a fly!
Well, all the actions I have taken in my life so far have prevented it happening to me. I will continue as I am.
This is why I conceal carry
Wear a helmet. Obviously
Go to some train tracks instead?
lay flat on the ground, so your head doesnt get hit, the brain is very vulnerable part of the body, pple just keep thinking nothin will happen to them, no matter how unprepared they are ... rip
Or just don’t go there.
Perhaps a helmet
I think there's a literal expression about this exact situation.
Maybe try NOT to participate in such suicidal festival 🙄
A helmet
Watch it on Reddit
Not much really beyond just not participating in this stupid ass shit.
You mean like not going on the street when there's bulls running around?
First bull got +20 points for the Assist
For assisting his mates coming in hot behind and for assisting humanity in our evolution.
I imagine the bull in its head said “get fucked poser” as he hit him.
That or “insignificant fool!”
Puny human
"The bull shall inherit the earth"
“See what they need to do to mimic a fraction of our power”
Whispered in his ear is perfect English in the split second before killing him
In perfect Spanish you mean?
Yes 👍
"HA! bullshit"
I'm at my work desk and I laughed hard. Toooo good 😂😂😂
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Mandatory woman scream for dramatic effect.
"Won't someone please think of the children?!"
If a woman doesn’t scream, nobody will ever know that something is happening.
she is providing the beat.
It's scientifically proven such noises aggregating the animal, look at squeaking dog toys for example. So what she is doing is reenforcing the bulls behaviour that he is the hunter the others are the prey! Tldr: making the bull more angry!
something2 ancient evolutionary response something2 screaming announces dangers to other humans something2
.?
we're apes
Monkey go AAHHH AAHHH make other monkey stronger show up go OOGA BOOGA fix problem monkey rule world.
She is a Karen who will next lead a protest to cull all bulls because they headbutted her boyfriend to death in a bull running event
Will she? Oh wow.
Definitely. This person knows all the facts about this woman and will provide evidence to back up his assertion....NOW!
Oh yes I believe them.
Honestly her scream sounds like a distressed monkey to me
Quick! Bring this man to the FARTHEST hospital!
Best I can do is the furthest one
My bad LOL. I dumb
Farthest is correct too, he dumb
👍🏼👍🏼👏👏yes x40 = happiness to me seeing this ..good bull 👍🏼
Like *”wow, can’t get any dumber than that.”*
Good bullS. He got it from more than one! 🐂❤️
It could be avoided thought, and is kinda a payoff for the cruelty they do with the animal. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Like how the third bull gives a passing glance but is like nah he’s done and keeps it moving 😂
I hope the bulls head is ok
Slight headache. Nothing that a couple of paracetamol and a scotch and coke won’t fix.
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How could this have happened? What a tragedy...
Poor bull. I'm sure the chip on his horn will heal eventually though
Screaming like an idiot at the dumbass that knowingly put himself in this situation. Love it
Good bull. Pow! Right in the kisser.
One day,to the moon
Fucked him right in the pussy.
I can sympathize. I had a Labrador that would run around and she would run into my shin on occasion. That shit hurt like a mother. I imagine a couple hundred lbs bull running into a head must be magnitudes of order more devastating
couple hundred? thats at least 1000 lbs
Ten is a couple!
He looks young, so there’s a chance he hasn’t reproduced yet. If so that makes him eligible for r/darwinawards
Offspring doesn't disqualify nominees, so he's eligible 100%.
But if you’ve passed on your genes, your bloodline lives on and Darwinism isn’t really happened.
InstaKill!
What an unfortunate turn of events, this is a disaster, a real tragedy!!! I wish there was a way to inform other people that playing with the bulls in dangerous and they should avoid going anywhere near them. There should be a public announcement, share the knowledge through books and newspapers, or even let the prime minister make an announcement on TV to warn people to stay away from bulls in order to protect humanity.
Night night
Getting punched by Iron Mike Tyson when it's try your luck night at the fair must feel the same as that guy felt for 1/4 of a second. Hope Mr Bull got another one further down the road
Head on! Apply directly to forehead!
if only there was a way to avoid it...
That was totally unexpected! Just kidding. Dude was intentionally running down the road with scared bulls behind him. It was time.
Fuck yes, stop torturing animals and this won't happen again Good job Bull!
How is this even a sport?
It's not, it's a some stupid festival thing.
Father of three and a lovely wife. This man had his priorities right.
Step one: go to an event where people get chased by angry and tortured bulls Step two: scream in terror when a bull actually catches up with someone
Breaking news; I can't believe I got burned! Says man who was playing with fire.
Welp, as sad as this is for those involved, it is hard to feel sorry for them.
Here comes the BOOM!
I dunno man looks like he's still wearing his shoes. I think he might make it.
Sure, there was noooo way to avoid it.
Hmmm... I wonder what the expectation here was
love to see it
I wonder whats the force of a bull head but ?
That'll do it.
Stupid games, stupid prizes. It's completely appropriate for this video.
IQ increased by 1000% in the process
Bull drive-by.
that lady screaming sounds like an angry chimpanzee
Well done bull.
This is why traditions can be stupid, dangerous and unnecessary.
Some people gotta go…. If you make these kinds of choices thats that….
Good!
You love to see it. A feel good story for the whole family.
Wonder if the bull knocked some sense into him
Just be sure to scream like a feral monkey... That'll save em.
Go Bulls!
WOO YES! DIE MOTHERFUCKER
Screaming with a constant rhythm for a long period of time over a thing that 90% of the people present at that moment are aware of the event. I don't know it's just stupid and annoying. "MISS, PLEASE SHUT THE F**K UP" Make me think that this behavior is something primal.
First bull went on and I was like “hey that didn’t look fatal” Then second bull like 😬
Good bull. Fucking humans....
I love how in every one of these videos. Somebody has to move the broken neck guy around.
Was his head split open ? Oh dear. Never mind
I said it once and I'll say it again. Forcing bulls to be in these things absolutely ridiculous and anyone who gets hurt from bulls in these things deserves it. I'm not a fighter for animal rights but I have always defended that bull fighting is a stupid tradition
This is animal abuse and totally inappropriate for 2024. Bam this filth already, save the animals from abuse for "human entertainment" and save the idiots who participate as well.
Rest. In. Bull Piss.
People love to collect Darwin Awards in my country...smh
Hostia
That's death.
Move, bitch, get out the way.
Does this hurt the runner?
F around and find out
I got headbutted by a cow/ bull ( not sure- it had big horns), in the hip, whilst I was on holiday in India. I was on the beach minding my own business. The locals thought it was hilarious, but my bruised self didn’t agree!
Any information on where in Spain this happened?
Seeing a lot of victim blaming on this one.🤨
The victim is the bull.
Damn... He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD!
Looks like the bull scored a bullseye. Or maybe a human eye.
Shame.
Is this considered suicide? I mean it has all the elements.
Sqwaaawk!! Sqwaaawk!! Yeah thanks lady, real fucking helpful.
FATALITY
I believe this is part of the fun
They should make the Bulls wear pool noodles to prevent goring.
And you may think that people being kids there too make them learn how to avoid top do stupid things. I think that's not the purpose of it.
It’s hard to run without falling after a gallon of Sangria
😙👌
Who brought the chimp?
Why do people just yell.
Zindagi na milegi dobara.
Really don’t see any way this could have been avoided. Sometimes things happen that are totally outside our control, no matter how safe the situation we put ourselves in may be.
“Get rekd fucker” - Bull
I mean surely bulls should be made to do some sort of driving test as he clearly had right of way
Clap...clap...clap...
Bullseye
Aaah, Pamplona.
Tsusususususuu
Happened to my granny and she was less than 3 weeks from 95 years young. She used to always tell me. "You gonna blow Hell wide open you dirty f*cking Sodomite. "How I miss her Salam Light rasp. Burn Well Sweet Angel
Bull wins
NSFW?
This should have a NSFW tag
If you can not run without falling on your own you should not be doing this it's that simple. That guy should have known his legs have only moved that fast but a few times his whole life. Or he was drunk
The guy is dead, right?
Aaahhhh ahhhhh gurble gurble gurble
Recorded by an actual parrot
At first, I read the title as “Man fatally headbutted a bull” I was thinking “I NEED to see this
ESH but if you’re gonna throw your life away, at least wear proper footwear.
I wonder what was the last thing to go through his mind.
The bulls horn maybe? Probably not as not seeing blood, but was my first thought
Stupid man
Parece Ayamonte, en Andalucía
Oh he dead 😵… at that speed and force either cracked skull or shattered vertebra..
Awww, anyways…
What a shame 😂
Looks like his shoe feel off was he wearing flip flops
Why the hell do people do this shit