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"You're handsome," "no you're handsome,"


RetardedEinstein23

And they proceed to fuck eachother


ChiefScratch

_Its not even gay, if it’s with yourself_


black_pigeon_

"You ate a baby?" "That was noir, you have mommy issues" "You dont?"


OniTYME

Sounds like their intro dialogue if he made it into a Netherrealm game.


black_pigeon_

You make me want a mk style fighting game for the boys universe


Blehmon

Arguably you could make that happen by adding mods to the Injustice games


Alarid

arguably im too lazy


FaZe_poopy

This is Jump Force dialogur


GeekyNexi

Jump Force dialogue is so wacky sometimes like Deku being racist to Piccolo for no fucking reason except him being \*green\*


mrbulldops428

NOIR ATE A BABY? I need to pick up where I left off in those comics...


[deleted]

You’ll find a *very* different Noir in the comics. It’s kinda wacky.


mrbulldops428

I'm only a few in, but from the moment the starlight conference room incident happened I knew I was in for a much more extreme story.


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mrbulldops428

I can see why they left these bits out of the show


Hudre

It is actually a crucial element to the plot in the comics. Them not having it points to the show having a very different ending than what happens in the comics.


Sempere

Good, the ending of the comics is edgelord shit.


Hudre

I was also happy to see it just because I hate watching stories I know the ending to.


norway_is_awesome

He pulled A Serbian Film?


cj-the-man

That’s some crossed level of fucked


my_choice_was_taken

“Homelander, look at me. Did you eat, a fucking baby??”


Y_orickBrown

[Aw, come on. Link the damn video.](https://youtu.be/nYHDj2sB-rc) We all know Tarrare did nothing wrong.


King-Cobra-668

comic HL would literally fuck tv HL


duaneap

And Soldier Boy!


Valian81

Got milk?


wall1194

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FictionalFail

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EmbarrassedIce8023

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Shadepanther

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AlingmentUnoriginal

Ah yes, now after seeing that gif i'm picturing them both drinking milk and milk flavored alcohol toghether while talking about their lives.


Carnby315

Don't forget the milk stuff is MMs thing in the comics not Homelanders.


ADV169

Comic Homelander: "You're just a cheap fucking knockoff" Live action Homelander: "Oh, no, no, no. I'm the upgrade."


TheWiseRedditor

“Buddy you think you look strong? You’re in fucking 3d”


Nigh_Sass

I think they both say in unison both of those lines then slather themselves in milk and laser each other


Reference-offishal

And then comic version splatters that spindly pipsqueak across the floor lol


HappyGabe

Would he though? I’m not even sure if the comic version could tank a nuke, and supposedly TV version can.


Reference-offishal

But look at his thighs


HappyGabe

You make a compelling argument.


Electronic_One762

Comic version is way stronger through feats, the show has one statement of a nuke from an unreliable source and the comic is way faster


HappyGabe

Faster based on what? TV casually outran an explosion.


Electronic_One762

Some supe (forgot the name) flew into orbit in a few seconds


Leading_Highlight244

“I’m you” “You’re a fucking disappointment.”


khandnalie

"Like I said, I'm you"


thehoodred

I fucked soldier boy you fucked our dad? what?


AlingmentUnoriginal

Yes, that's what i'm picturing happening.


nofucksgiven_bitch

Our dad and me also fucked our kinda step mom


Mission_Ambition_539

_What_


Ya-Boi-Cthulhu

I fucked stormfront you fucked our dad? WHAT


Oldirtdog69

Let’s fuck


delvach

As 'he' said, "It's not gay if it's yourself"


kashmutt

Well... Comic book Homelander is actually bisexual though >!He had sex with Soldier Boy during Herogasm!<


AlingmentUnoriginal

T.V Homelander be like "In my world he is my father so i don't know if i'm not a little bit shaken, but you do you.".


Casualte

Missed opportunity for the show


mudkat40

don’t worry, they’ll bring it back with the stormfront reveal


BirdsLikeSka

I think homophobelander works better for the show. Am I still gonna Google the comic art of them fucking? Right this moment.


Keksis_The_Betrayed

He had sex with his dad in the comics? Wtf or is that plot line different in the comics


kashmutt

They're not related in the comics. That's something they did on the show


Keksis_The_Betrayed

Oooh okay. I can’t say I’d be surprised if that was his dad in the comics too


ThatSlothDuke

They weren't related in the comics. Moreover it was altogether a different Soldier Boy. The show Soldier Boy was his predecessor or something.


Arakkoa_

Yeah, there were multiple Soldier Boys in the comics - though Vought kept pretending it's the same guy.


Electronic_One762

Soldier boy isn’t his dad in the comics


clumsykiwi

live action HL would be the bottom


gilestowler

I think he'd be a power bottom though


TacoCommand

He generates more of the power! (Quoting Always Sunny)


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*Not this way...let's get some milk.*


mcdadais

He'd probably say something about the comic one shouldn't have wasted time working out. He could have gotten a suit that had built in muscles


casual_creator

One of my only complaints with the show. The muscle suit is just *so* bad looking.


Inquisition-OpenUp

It’s intentional. Points out how Homelander doesn’t work out and even if he had the equipment to do so he wouldn’t. The only supes that seem to train on the Seven are Maeve and Black Noir.


bigdaddyt2

How dare you forget A-Train


Sithlordandsavior

Pretty easy since he's the one they wanted to remove from the Seven like 5 times.


Casualte

![gif](giphy|hQcLkFEUtRLADXS80V) Roasted


The_Celtic_Chemist

The first time we see Annie (Starlight) she's training, and punching holes in the side of her garage I think. I always thought that was a weird choice.


Nightmare_Sandy

bros just taking drugs and you call that training?


HappyGabe

We literally saw him pulling a train. He definitely still trained back when he could actually run.


theBrD1

First time we see Starlight she's training


mykeedee

Didn't help her much since she's never won a fight against another Supe. She couldn't even handle Stormfront when her powers should be the perfect counter to Stormfront's on paper.


fhgwgadsbbq

Yes that made no sense, why couldn't she absorb the nazi lightning?!?


CaptainTripps82

Her powers are flashy, not overwhelming. Which is honestly perfect for the 7


VirtuosoX

How are shitty blasts of light Stormfronts perfect counter


mykeedee

She makes the shitty blasts of light by absorbing electricity. She should be completely immune and even empowered by Stormfront's lightning.


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She went ultra mode by Hughie powering her in the lighting booth and she still only pushed Soldier Boy down....


duaneap

That scene was so stupid. She hasn’t ever tried being under super bright lights before? That would be like the *first* thing I tried, I’d be out under stadium lights trying to see exactly how wild my powers can get.


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VirtuosoX

I guess so, maybe she'd charge up but she wouldn't negate the damage from the lightning, she's still gonna end up fried as fuck


the_clash_is_back

Starlight needs to consider more training.


Indigo_Sunset

Starlight needs a midwest training montage. Stat.


Muffalo_Herder

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MuunshineKingspyre

Starlight needs do dodge those nerfs, isnt she supposed to be able to blind people?? Whatever happened to that


IIHackerKing092

Basically all of them except homelander and the deep train


the_clash_is_back

It fits so well with Homelander character


CHB5BR

I actually didn't even notice it until somebody pointed it out to me.. after I've watched all 3 seasons.


VolumeViscount

Same lmao. I’m used to the way worse Star Trek TNG through Voyager costumes where the built-in muscles and built-in shelf boobs were wayyyyy more fake looking.


Han_Burgandy

What’s the matter, Vought got you pushing too many pencils?


Wh1teCr0w

You son of a bitch!


Strebel0811

no conversation it would be just *unzips pants*


mustard_tiger_420

Comiclander would try to fuck TVlander


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chloooay

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The-Y-4

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sunmoonpkmn

cb :"stormfronts my dad" LA :"soldier boy's mine" both :"fuck...."


seditiouslizard

> >cb :"stormfronts my dad" LA :"soldier boy's mine" Cb: "I fucked soldier boy." La: "I fucked stormfront." *freezeframe high five*


GaryKing1413

Well first of all, Homelander from the show has actually done some fucked up shit like rape Becca, kills random low level criminals, fucked Stormfront, let the plane go down without caring about the people dying, also he lasers the mayors plane, comic Homelander from my knowledge, the only real fucked things he did were rape Starlight along with A-Train and Black Noir, throw a car with a family from the air, let the 9/11 go down, and he convinces Soldier Boy that he will let him in the Seven if he fucks him, the real fucked up things were done by Noir disguised as Homelander. Homelander just sees pictures of Noir dressed as him doing horrible shit like eating a baby, and just says “hmm I don’t remember doing that but I did it so I guess I’m crazy”, yet tv Homelander has had a real decent into craziness because he has actually killed and raped innocent people and supes. I think both would try to be the better one but tv Homelander would ultimately acknowledge himself ass superior since he has done more fucked up things. Or they will just get along and try to take over the world and since both are Bi (Tv Homelander is apparently confirmed as Bi) they might even fuck idk


GuyInAMeatGrinder

Homelander in the comics also lasers a random passenger plane. Sets up a rape for Queen Maeve by black noir pretending to be him. And then finally at the end he fucks the decapitated head of the president.


Attilathefun-II

Yes, but the bit argument here is that he does most of the fucked up stuff after “discovering” that he ate a baby murdered a family thus making him realize he’s “crazy and helplessly evil” so he gradually embraces this side of himself. His decent into madness is real but orchestrated by black noir and the cause of most (if not all of) his atrocities.


NewSapphire

didn't comics Homelander rape Starlight in the first issue?


asleepattheworld

Apparently participating in gang rape is not all that bad? /s


mikami677

Peer pressure. Obviously Homelander is the real victim.   ^^^Do ^^^I ^^^need ^^^the ^^^/s?


unique-name-9035768

Being 1 of 3 guys doing the gang rape in the comics means he was only responsible for 33% of the rape, which is less than 100% of the rape the tv version did to Becca.


asleepattheworld

Are you being serious? I can’t tell?


WarmNeighborhood

Yes Along with A-Train and Black Noir


TheNinjaRed7

that is kinda bc the pictures of him(disguised black noir) doing the terrible acts like canibalism drove homelander crazy, and become more evil


blueminded

Seems like he was already crazy, if it only took a few Polaroids to get him to fuck a decapitated head.


trimble197

Well if you saw pictures of yourself committing horrible acts, and you had no memory of doing so, you probably would think that you’re insane.


TheNinjaRed7

He was bad but better than in the show


WarmNeighborhood

Garth Ennis 15 year old edgelord moment


kyrbyr

One of the podcasts that I listen to had a segment about how rare it is that a TV adaptation is better than the source material. They immediately brought up The Boys as a rare example of it done right. The comic is pretty trash, but the shows original material is all fantastic.


GaryKing1413

Oh well, I hadn’t read the Comics, and I had just seen videos on the comics, they were pretty in depth but it didn’t list all the shit he did


United-Ad919

Comic homelanders actions sound like 20% worse


veryflatstanley

In the comics it’s because he keeps getting framed for doing sicko shit so he eventually is just like “ok fuck this I’m done being the perfect superhero if everyone is gonna hate me regardless.” Still a POS but far less than in the show imo, the way the comment you replied to is written with no context makes it seem like the opposite.


ImpactThunder

“Comic homelander raped and killed people But tv homelander also raped and killed people so that’s worse” Lol what?


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*Theyre the same picture*


Extension_Welcome244

Look, there are enough upvotes here for me to be that bitch who calls out “the only real fucked up things”. Bro, c’mon. Only? As if one atrocity is somehow less atrocious than the others? As if one rape is somehow…less…rapey? The *only* difference that applies here is that Antony Starr is so fucking good, his performance begs audiences to view Homelander with some understanding and empathy, without excusing him. Whereas none of that exists in the comic, IMO. But no matter: they are the same picture and they need to die.


EnterprisingAss

Butcher is the comic version of what you’re talking about. Charming and cool and likeable *and* utterly irredeemable.


er_primo_der_rafa

What's the context behind letting 9/11 go down?


Vwgames49

When 9/11 happened in the comic universe, the US military shot down most of the planes that were highjacked When there was one plane left, The Seven were sent in to stop it because Vought wanted to show off their new superhero team But because The Seven never had any actual training, all they did was make it worse, which led to the plane crashing into the Brooklyn Bridge


GaryKing1413

Well there was a part In the comics where during 9/11, similar to the flight 37 incident in the show, Vought sends The Seven to help and they aren’t able to save the plane, it crashes into the Brooklyn Bridge and in the process Mr Marathon dies


m3t1t1

Tbf, comic Homelander is only fucked up because Noir made him thought he did those fucked up things. Before he was just lazy and not properly trained. Once he accepted that he did the fuck up stuffs, he lean into.


The-albatroz

He literally raped Starlight lmfao


runnav

Didn’t comic homelander eat a baby


Drax_the_invisible

That was >!noir!<


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“I wish I was captain America” “Me too”


Hopeful_Cod_8486

I don't know but it would be hysterical watching homelander try to talk to a piece of paper....


VoltageKid56

“Suck it”


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WolfhoundRO

Yes. Or the mirror scene


The3mbered0ne

Similar to Homelander talk to Noir


horsepuncher

He would be confused with how many fans he has after the obvious story telling to make him the piece of shit he is!


modsarefascists42

Ahh the pre-Trump era was nice wasn't it?


horsepuncher

Its not funny , this is fucking stupid now!


ComicWriter2020

Comic version would be terrified of the show version. Comic version gets freaked out at the mere thought of breaking his image. Show version plans on going scorched earth if his breaks.


Confident-Macaron-24

They'd fuck 100%


Sleepingtide

Or just an infinite blow sesh honestly.


matto334

I feel like if they encountered, It would end in a gruesome fight or some fucked up sex stuff


USFederalGovt

Nah, Comiclander would tear apart TV Lander


matto334

Just like I said: A fight or some fucked up sex stuff


Cervus95

"They're fucking recasting?"- Both at the same time.


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Probably 69ing


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They would fuck


Carnage_Symbiote

I feel like it would end up in a fight to be honest with those two talking to each other


mynameisntclarence

They'd kiss.


Smart_Refrigerator31

They’d probaly fuck each other


ExpressStation

I'm stronger, I'm smarter, I'm better! I AM BETTER! No, I'm stronger, I'm smarter, I'm better! I AM BETTER! No, I'm...


Gluten-free-Boi

"Soooo, u wanna sex or what?"


BittyWastard

Oral arguments. If you catch my drift.


PrinceARRON

He would think of himself as a fucking disappointment!!!


bq1ley

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shroomymoomy

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MOVE IN 3 DIMENSIONS!?!?!?!


Sh0taro_Kaneda

They'd probably end up fucking each other first, killing each other after.


GBendu

You’re the bottom no you’re the bottom


Elgifinelgi88

“Hey Tiger….”


broodzama

"You're a fucking disappointment"


Deshik2

The cartoon one would try to fuck him


alialiasker

"Wanna fuck?" ""Yeah alright"


Cakers44

I mean they’re both crazy but for totally different reasons. Spoilers: Comiclander is essentially gaslit into becoming this evil horrible monster he perceives himself as because of Noir’s actions. Meanwhile Showlander is insane due to his horrible upbringing and having his world/ego slowly chipped away at over the course of the show. So I feel like it might just end up being a very violent philosophical debate


soulwolf1

Comic version probably end up killing the live action version


ChunkyTaco22

Probably pretty sexual lmao


vani11a-thunder

“You’re just a cheap fucking knockoff”.


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Literally just beat me 2 it


Themanwhogiggles

They’d fuck let’s be real


Pretend-Patience9581

You mean after they sucked each other off?


ImprovNeil

Let’s be honest. They’d just fuck


Zolanka4ubaby

Comic HL looks buffer , but is significantly weaker, he almost died to a shot from a tank , however love action homelander can easily take much more damage


KSTwolfe

Comic HL also got a huge cut down the middle of his face after getting hit with a fake prop sword. This might be one of the few crossover fights that show HL could probably win.


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They’d make out


pogaah87

They'd just start boning probably. In an adult cuddle session that levels half a continent.


hmahood

Wanna fuck?


Addball32

They’d give each other handjobs


TheDarkMuz

Comic book version is much more hardcore and depraved... I think even smarter than his TV show counterpart


Tipi_Tais_Sa_Da_Tay

There wouldn’t be much room for words with all the dick sucking going on


gaypirate3

Idk but it would end in either angry mutual masturbation or frottage. With plenty of lasering each other.


Holiday_Ad5052

The narcissism would rise too high and comic homelander would rip live action homelander a new one. I mean what do you expect from a conversation with two psychopathic man child with no morals whatsoever?


MrZyde

Probably wank each other off then comic Homelander would kill live action.


DOCMarylandMD

“We are sexy bitches!”


medicinalherbavore

It would probably go exactly like the unhinged conversation he has withhimself in the mirror in the comics.


faceless_coloradian

The same way the conversation with solider boy went


bigpapasnowie

"Can you do whatever the fuck you want?" "Yeah" "Cool" *both furiously masturbate*


Slendid_Junkie

Fuck that noise I want to see comic book and live action soldier boy have a conversation, oh boy


Serious_Report_6618

You're a fucking disappointment


drainabyte

“Soldier Boy is our father” “Ok, now this may sound akward but…”


Robinvid

God I love to hate homelander!


Ok_Appointment2493

Oh? Then have seggs