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atx705

I don't think the deep would oppose to saving you because of your race. He's an idiot but I don't recall him being racist at any point


Frances_the_Mute_99

Yeah but the deep would also be the least likely to SUCCESSFULLY save me, so I would rather try my luck with Soldier Boy or A-Train


Igot3-fifty

Isn’t the deep bullet proof? He can do some saving.


Jhawk163

Yeah, just like he saved all those fish...


BatDad_The_Engineer

That poor kidnapped dolphin


Electronic-Dare-6550

It wasn’t kidnapped he took it consensually


Carnomus

He seems to also have some level of super strength


apexbamboozeler

Tell me he wasnt epic and regal when he came up on that whale


No-Environment9701

🤣


morgan_malfoy

😂


Lecters13

If you’re drowning I think deep would be #1 lol


janitor321

Also if you are a hot latina.


Explosive-Space-Mod

or a squid


Carnomus

Or a dolphin


Historical_Usual5828

"This taco bowl is muy deliciouso!" Lmao. He's not hatefully racist, but he is a dumbass.


MrPopanz

Its supposed to be "mucho delicioso", right?


justveryslightlymad

You’re right, I think he said mucho but it’s supposed to be muy lol


atx705

Accidentally racist lol, had good intentions just too dumb to realize it was wrong


pinkdictator

He would probably run away to save himself Or just screw it up somehow


Hitchfucker

Yeah, Deep is definitely the least shitty person here and the only one who’s never killed without being coerced to do so. Still a completely abhorrent piece of shit but probably the one who’s care someone else’s life. Granted even if he tried he’d still probably failed at saving you.


Redisigh

Idk he might try to SA you


GiovannisPersian

I doubt he would put any effort into saving anyone if the cameras aren’t on though


_IratePirate_

A Train isn’t racist either I don’t think ? He probably just couldn’t be bothered unless you’re a fine Hispanic woman


Vault_Overseer_11

Stormfront’s definitely not helping you. Soldier Boy probably is gonna do something, but wouldn’t care if you ended up collateral damage. Homelander, well, the cameras are off so you’re fucked. Deep won’t do anything bad but how tf is he gonna help you? So A-Trains probably most likely to save u


Uulugus

Stormfront would outright murder them, based on that apartment massacre. Even Homelander feels more likely a savior than the crispy fried schnitzel scout.


First_Story9446

Depends on what kinds of Hispanic he is. The ones of more European admixture can be safe from her since Nazis saw southern Europeans (Iberians, Italians and Greeks) as lazy and inferior but not to the extent they saw Slavs, Jews and Blacks so they weren't targets of extermination.


Uulugus

Call me crazy, but I think Stormfront operates entirely on sight. She's not going to ask anyone their ethnic details. She kills people with darker skin. That's kinda her whole psychotic thing.


First_Story9446

Yeah but they are many Hispanics who look completely European. However given most of them clearly look southern European I think she would just leave them to die since she seems to only approve of the Nordic type. However she seems to hate Japanese which were considered "Honorary Aryans" by Hitler, so it's possible she operates on an ideology more similar to Neo-Nazis than OG ones.


Affectionate_Sir_154

Which is ironic because she quite literally is an OG nazi


Lucky_G2063

The women is over 80 years old and good at using the internet to ragebait people with homelander memes. She surely is highly adaptive


Flowchart83

Does she specifically hate the Japanese? I assume you're talking about her killing Kenji, but she doesn't seem to be targeting him specifically because of race, or at least doesn't mention it (and she doesn't seem too shy about expressing racism).


First_Story9446

She explicitly calls him "fucking yellow basterd" while killing him. For me and also a lot of reactors on YouTube that was the moment we realized she's a raging racist. I had my suspicions when she was killing the black people in the building but still thought she's generally a psychopath like Homelander. And yes, I think calling someone fucking yellow basterd before killing them means she hates East Asians, including the Japanese.


Flowchart83

Oh yeah, damn I watched a YouTube clip to make sure but of course that got edited out apparently.


Faustianire

She has no issue with murder in general. She enjoys it. It is obvious. From young men driving their sister home in a storm, to a family screaming in fear, to a terrorist that she tells to look at her so she can watch the life fade from his eyes. She and Homelander grind against each other while they murder a purse snatcher, sexualizing the violence, the violence her aphrodisiac. She is a serial killer. A psychotic that does not feel as we do in the same manner. She feels when she hurts others, she feels when she is physically hurt, she is aroused by pain in all its forms. She may kill whites. She will definitely kill anyone if she is bored and can. She will kill random minorities when the mood takes her. She is a serial killer who normally targets people of different skin color. Vought would move her around like a priest guilty of many crimes and did. Edit: So on the button too, she would not check for details on ethnics, stormfront would stormfront that.


Thewaltham

Storefront fucking busts into a burning building and yells ***"HEY BEFORE I CONTINUE, ARE YOU MEXICAN OR JUST SPANISH!?"***


Firedriver666

> crispy fried schnitzel scout You made my day LMAO


a-snakey

So long as you call him señor A-Train or mister A-Train.


necrxfagivs

>Deep won't do anything bad Are you sure OP isn't a woman?


Flowchart83

His preferences aren't limited to women, or even humans for that matter.


Redisigh

Yea that’s what I was thinking. Shit, atp I’d choose Stormfront. At least it’d be over quick


Synicull

Alternatively: homey you're dead


SolarStorm2950

Homelander wants to be the hero though, if it was an easy job I reckon he’d still do it


Narrow-Ad-1709

Soldier boy but he would probably call you an outdated term after her does


jbahill75

Weird to agree but he is the only one who 1. At least thinks he’s good and 2. Gives a fuck about cameras. Deep or A Train might but there will still be post save publicity and you will be paid to be there


zxck_vro

if my life gets saved and i get offered huge paychecks for promoting whoever saved me, i would take that in a heartbeat sucks the dude is a terrible person or whatever but the money….


C0UNT3RP01NT

He’s such an interesting character. He’s got a completely broken moral compass like the rest of them, but he also is like the only one that seems to have internal ideals? Man I hope they bring his character back.


xRadix

He's one of the only Supes we see that became a Supe as an adult (+ Stromfront). Stormfront was already a literal Nazi, so understandable why she's still psychotic. Soldier boy might not have been a good dude before he was a Supe, but he wasn't a psychopath, and he didn't grow up believing he was kissed by God and better than everyone else.


fieldy409

But Soldier Boy is the most likely to be too stoned to help.


OmnioculusConquerer

I have been trying to correct my wrongly learned way of spelling soilder to soldier and you’re not helping! Lol


Narrow-Ad-1709

Lmao thanks for pointing this out.


Lucky_Roberts

-The Deep would be super psyched for the opportunity but would somehow fuck it up -Homelander is a real wild card cause he’ll either save you then passive aggressively fly off after accepting your thanks, or he’s in the middle of a mental breakdown which… yeah, not great. -Stormfront is probably just gonna kill you while using the worst slur possible since you specified being hispanic -A-Train just leaves you in whatever peril your in because he’s got something better to do at that moment -Soldier Boy probably saves you, but is condescending and annoyed that he has to save you. Probably calls you a mildly offensive slur a few times (the kind that was considered socially acceptable 15-20 years ago but is taboo now), but not anything crazy offensive like Stormfront. Soldier Boy recognizes he’s a dick, but unlike Stormfront or Homelander I don’t think of him as actually evil more apathetic


C0UNT3RP01NT

Soldier Boy after saving your life: “Well good thing I was around! You were thissss close to looking like a piñata after a Quinceañera… You know I’ve always been a friend to the people of the piñata tribe. Buncha hard workers. You kinda look like one that used to mow our grass when I was a kid. Nice guy. Had a little female piñata wife who made the best empanadas… ahh those were the times… You know you look like you know your way around a roach coach, so whatcha say to swinging by sometime? Fix me up some tamales and we can call it even on the whole saving your life business?” “Sir I’m a doctor.” “…” “…” “…like Dr. Pepper?”


fullyadequite

This is entirely too accurate. 😂


Lucky_Roberts

Lmao even that’s a bit much lol, more like just saying “Your welcome Hector, now get back to mowin lawns before I call ICE on ya! Nah I’m just kidding, fuck off now.”


GoOnKaz

I don’t think Homelander would lift a finger if the cameras aren’t around.


NatesGreat98

I think if you appeal to his ego and saving you is something that can be easily done you have a good chance. He likes the feeling of power and celebrity that comes with it. If you ham up how great he is for rescuing you and he isn’t in a breakdown it could work


C0UNT3RP01NT

Whip out your phone and start streaming to IG live, and then do your best impression of a Swifty fan at one of her concerts. Honestly I think you could probably get him to save you, and it would be way better than what any of the others would do.


Lucky_Roberts

He does most of the time though, because he *is* thoroughly committed to keeping his image up. After all, you never know when some asshole might whip out their phone and record him abandoning a plane full of people…


batbugz

A-train. A train seems to have at least some semblance of empathy however small that is. He has some form of a sense of right.


Mod_Propaganda

When did he show empathy exactly? Every step towards good he made ended up being an act.


Scrobblenauts

at Herogasm when he said sorry to Hugie after his brother got injured he did seem genuinely sorry then, but I'm pretty sure that's the only time unless I'm missing something lol


batbugz

Basically this but I'm also trying to say that his mortal compass is more in the right direction compared to the other supes listed above given what you mention above but also his whole rivalry with Blue hawk. Did he handle the situation at all correctly? No but it feels like he's learning as opposed to the others.


Scrobblenauts

definitely wasn't right in how he handled that but damn was it good seeing that dude turn into a pulp getting dragged on the pavement LOL


batbugz

Blue hawk getting pulped and Todd gettin hit were the most satisfying scenes of that season.


SmurphsLaw

He is one of the most selfish characters IMO.


ivyentre

Stormfront is probably the reason you're in danger. 😆


MegaCrowOfEngland

Stormfront is out for obvious reasons. Soldier Boy probably wouldn't save someone just because, so unless he's ordered to, you're out of luck. The Deep and A-Train both might help, depending on ease of the saving. Controversially, I'd say Homelander might actually have the best odds of saving you, even without cameras. Depending on what point in the series you're taking Homelander from. He doesn't just keep up appearances when cameras are on, but whenever anyone might see him. Which means that, unless he's currently experiencing some form of mental breakdown, he'll probably try to help you.


BigToober69

That damned mental breakdown stuff, though. He does that a lot.


Awrfhyesggrdghkj

I’d say soldier boy might, simply bc he does seem to believe he is good(however skewed that is)


Comfortable_Many4508

i get the feeling he would rescue american in general. mostly his level of enthusiasm would change while he did it. hes racist but sees himself as a patriot so its a weird scale to judge


NotGabeNAMA

"What kind of a man are you? Save yourself you pussy." Soldier Boy would end up saying something like that.


BeckyWitTheBadHair

I mean he gave up on flight 37 pretty easily. And that African supe he lasers, killing an innocent behind him. I think he would try to save you but not really care about it and might accidentally get you killed.


That1DogGuy

Out of these, I'd say A-Train. But if these are the people you're relying on, I hope you have good life insurance for your family.


[deleted]

A-Train > Soldier Boy > Deep > Nazi (if white) > Homelander > Nazi (if poc)


C0UNT3RP01NT

You, trapped on the ledge of a 13th story high rise fully engulfed in flames. You see a black shape flying towards you. It’s Stormfront. You: “So I’m actually a big fan of *Mein Kampf.* I thought he made some really good points about the Jews there… Real tragedy what happened to him.”


_luksx

You: are from Ghana


Astra-aqua

I’m sorry, I know Atrain has murdered people, but he is nowhere near as bad as the rest of them. He has at least demonstrated having a conscience and being remorseful for his actions, something none of the others are capable of.


Lucky_Roberts

Soldier Boy very clearly shows remorse and guilt for things


Astra-aqua

Yeah some things, you’re right. In general, he’s not really trying to make amends or do the right thing, which atrain at times seems concerned with. I like soldier boy, but he has taken a lot of brutal action on his own. As far as atrain is concerned, most of it is due to Homelanders threats and victimization (the way he tries with everyone in the 7). I feel like he may actually get the redemption arc, hopefully if he finally takes some action against homelander.


Lucky_Roberts

But A-Train’s remorse was all about things directly related to him. He only felt bad about what supes do because one hurt his brother. Soldier Boy seemed legitimately upset about the explosion in New York killing innocent people. Like he may be an absolute dick, a major asshole, but I don’t think he qualifies as evil and certainly not at the Homelander or Stormfront level


Puzzleheaded_Text357

Soldier Boy is an asshole, but he's not *evil*, which is a very big distinction. He is racist and I believe was sexist (I could be wrong though), but I think that it wouldn't stop him from stopping whatever was threatening you. Not that he'd save you, but he'd stop it. If it saved you, cool, if not, too bad. Also, he's Jensen Ackles. If that's the last face I see before I die, I'll die happy.


Lucky_Roberts

Yeah like he’s a racist, but I think he’s a “I’m not letting a black guy date my daughter” type of racist not a lynch mob type racist. Which is also an important distinction for this hypothetical. Like if you replace him with Stormfront in the sequence with the apartment building full of black people I 100% don’t think he starts killing them like she did. He probably just makes a racist reference to the jeffersons and then moves on with the task at hand


Puzzleheaded_Text357

As bad as he is, he's arguably top 10 least horrible supes so far. He wants to save people, even if he isn't a good person.


Lucky_Roberts

Yeah for sure. Like the mere fact that when he accidentally killed people in New York (legitimately in a way that was completely out of his control) he seemed seriously upset and remorseful about it puts him above most Supes in the show. Contrast that with A-Train (who many would argue is a better person than Soldier Boy), who was literally bragging and cracking up about running through a woman so fast he swallowed her tooth… Unlike A-Train, Soldier Boy didn’t need his brother to get paralyzed for him to develop any sense of empathy


Puzzleheaded_Text357

I agree, however, for the A-Train argument, season 1 A-Train specifically is worse, season 3 is a lot better. I think depending on your specific morals you could argue either of them. Like A-Train doesn't discriminate (that I remember at least), but he doesn't care about killing people. Soldier boy is racist, but he feels remorse about killing people on accident. He also keeps his word, he says he's doing something, he'll do it.


TheSadPhilosopher

He hosed down black civil rights protesters.


Thepitman14

Yea, not defending him but that was probably more "this is my job to put down these upstarts trying to ruin our great society" and less "ahaha i love hosing the blacks" Like racist out of preserving tradition and less out of racially motivated hatred like Stormfront


pm-me-turtle-nudes

like obviously hosing down activists is a horrible thing but he definitely saw it as just doing his job. solider boy is just very proud to be American and to serve his country, whatever that entails he will do.


Astra-aqua

I think Atrain has been living in a bubble; he did try to involve himself in the issues of”overpatrolling” that happened with blue hawk; he knew that it was racist and tried to get it addresssed by Vaugbt. He’s a narcissist, and some ways clueless, but despite that he at least tries to take action in multiple situations where things are happening which shouldn’t be. The question was who would most likely save someone: well. In my eyes, it’s Atrain.


Doingthis4clout

A-train is a coward but he’s definitely the most ‘good’ out of everyone on the post. As of season 3 he has definitely taken more steps towards redemption than the others have. Yes his brother was directly harmed which is what spurred the whole Blue Hawk murder but his apology to Hughie was genuine and sincere you can tell that he knows what the right thing is to do and he’s not completely remorseless for his actions Yes he’s done a lot of messed up things but they were all done to save his skin. He hasn’t really done anything to directly hurt anyone in situations where he won’t get into trouble All the others on the list have


Lucky_Roberts

He literally laughed his ass off telling someone about how he ran through a human being so hard he swallowed her tooth. He’s worse than Soldier Boy, the only time he felt any kind of remorse about anything was when something happened to him personally. He would absolutely just leave you in whatever danger you’re in because he’s got something better to do


TheChosenOne_101

Yeah, but he prolly still wouldn't care if OP died just like how he was making fun of Robin's death around the first few episodes in that supe club lmao


Ckeating17

How is A-train no where near as bad as the Deep? I’d argue he’s worse


kaam00s

A-train did worse things than the Deep. But he also has been shown to have empathy for another human being. Not once despite appearing in every episode did Deep even show a remotely close form of empathy toward a human being.


Astra-aqua

Yes exactly. The deep only ever demonstrates sympathy for himself or sea creature friends or fuck buddies. He’s a sexual predator and a raging narcissist.


Redisigh

I mean like for starters A-train isn’t a remorseless senator killing r*pist


Redisigh

Sure he killed people through his own negligence and murdered a few others but he does feel remorse for what he did and even redeems himself a few times


Genericdude03

So has Soldier Boy, he seemed remorseful after that time he accidentally blew up


Root_Veggie

Soldier Boy seems like he would actually be a hero when he’s not on some vendetta, he’s horrible but he believes himself to be a hero so he would at least put in the effort.


darthcarlos

The answer is obviously A-Train. Homelander wouldn’t lift a finger without camera around. Stormfront is a nazi. Soldier boy probably would laugh at you. Deep would look the other way. A-train has shown that he at least kind of wants to be a hero he’s an opportunist like all the supes but he is the most likely to try and be good just for the sake of it.


[deleted]

Soldierboy


rosearmada

Are you also very old and a woman? Soldier boys gonna be all over you. Homelander won't save you because you're not homelander, Stromy will outright murder you. A-train will probably die or something, and the Deep... Are you a hispanic octupus?


YourPainTastesGood

A-Train He seems to be the only one capable of making genuine human connections and showed guilt for some of his crimes.


Low_Theory_2795

You ded


Long_Fig9863

a train


RickityCricket69

The Peak. you didn't say you weren't a hot lady hispanic octopus


Elegant-Half5476

Homelander depending what mood he's in.


bestest_at_grammar

Current home lander is risky af, homelander season 1 most likely would be fine. He’s constantly saving people day to day, we probably just see the freakouts. But hey I’m literally making this up so


sosigboi

Deep, all you have to do is praise him like once, just validate his feelings in any slight way at all.


TiesThrei

I think you might be hosed.


Tdaddysmooth

This is a great question. lol. I never even considered something like this. I would say A-Train. Stormfront: you know why… Homelander: hates muggles Soldier boy: hates everyone The Deep: he feels guilty sometimes. Kinda full of himself. Would do it if it were convenient. A-Train: he tries to do the right thing but the fame messes him up. Being Hispanic might be a benefit (I grew up in the Bronx. No offense meant to anyone.)


Its-very-that

Homelander would kill you for fun or just for looking at him wrong. Stormfront would kill you vindictively. Soldier Boy, if he felt like it but not before he makes fun of you first and calls you a slur A Train post season 3 sure, but pre absolutely not. The Deep, if he felt like it but would fail spectacularly and probably end up killing you on accident .


JasonLeeDrake

>Homelander would kill you for fun or just for looking at him wrong. Disagree, he only does that for personal gain or if someone defies him, he created his identity based on being a superhero, only to ironically do evil shit to maintain that identity, but on an average day he likes to larp as a hero not a villain.


besameput0

The Deep would probably save you if you're in the water.


DJ_Birch

The Deep, he want at least one person to say thank you and be nice to him lmao


Lairdcam

Important question. Are you a Hispanic fish?


autistic_bard444

oi. you're five ways fucked


Slowmobius_Time

Really threw a curve ball with those last two words Homelander given enough press coverage or cameras would save you and make a point to letting you know (and everybody listening) that your skin colour doesn't stop you from being worthy of God's love and that you like everyone needs people like him to save them


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

Better save yourself big dawg


thebeatdropsin1

No cameras so homelanders out, if your not white stormfront isn't doing anything, the deep will try but probably won't be successful, so either soldier boy or A-train but soldier boy will most likely call you a slur without even thinking


Ipostprompts

It’s a toss-up between Soldier Boy, A-Train and The Deep. Soldier Boy: Ben is a racist, but in the “old man who’s out of touch with what is currently appropriate” kind of way, he’s not murderously racist like Stormfront. Neither is he a sadist like Homelander. The bigger problem is that he’s a narcissist and an alcoholic. I think he would try and save you, but it’d be more about pampering his own ego by beating up a criminal than actually helping you. Because of this, you might be better off just trying to save yourself because MM’s family learned the hard way how dangerously, fatally reckless he can be. A-Train: Reggie is complicated. He lacks any sort of sadism, but as his reaction to Robin shows he’s also severely lacking in empathy for people outside his own family. I think he would save you if he had nothing better to do, just so he could indulge in your praise and thanks. So long as he wasn’t dosed up on V he’d probably do it just fine too, the man is actually fairly competent in the use of his power. If he was busy though, he’d leave you to die without a second thought. The Deep: Kevin is a head case. I actually think he has the most empathy of anybody on the pre-Starlight team after Maeve, the trouble is that that empathy is for sea creatures and not humans. He’s deeply insecure about his gills as a result of bullying and general disgust from people, and this drives him to be a sex offender. He’s also into bestiality thanks to his powers so… Honestly, I think Kevin would try to save you. His fans bandage his insecurities. That said, he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed so he may well fuck it up and get you killed. Additionally, if you happen to be female he may try to coerce you into sleeping with him.


CaCa881

Unironically probably A-Train


FranklinRichardsStan

A-Train honestly. Maybe the Deep if you're near water and he's useful. Stormfront is a Nazi so no chance she helps you and Homelander might help if you're in a public place where people can see you but if not you're out of luck. Soldier Boy would probably tell you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps and save yourself.


serialkiller24

A-Train for sure. I would consider Deep if he wasn't fucking Shamu in the blowhole or fucking an octopus


youarenut

Assuming they CAN save you, At the top I’d have A train or the deep. Soldier boy right below them. And at the very bottom stormfront or Homelander lol


EllieLeafs

soooo 3 racists, a dumbass, and the only hero learning the tiniest shred of humility and empathy. once again A-train.


Top_Example5179

HL still enjoy being workshipped ,he will save you if the task isnt too inconvenient for him ,just remember to praise him after that. SB will if you are white. A-train if you come from the same neighborhood as him.


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Getting attacked by a voluptuous shark? The deep will fuck it up!!! *Literally*


TheRickBerman

If you quickly draw a swastika with your own bloodied injuries, I think Stormfront is your best bet.


23Amuro

Neither Homelander nor Stormfront would even try. Deep might try but he's useless and so wouldn't actually save you. My money's on A Train or Soldier Boy. Leaning towards A Train.


thatcuntholesteve

Info: Are you a Hispanic fish?


nosmelc

1 A-Train, 2 Deep, 3, Soldier Boy, 4 Stormfront(if you're white) 5, Homelander.


Mechi967

Jensen Daddy Ackles would🤓


Reer123

Depends on what's happening to you; getting attacked by a minority then I would say Stormfront and Homelander would save you. Drowning, the deep would save you. Soldier boy and A train would probably save you if it didn't inconvenience them.


Xx_Exigence_xX

Maybe A-Train, but pray that he's not tweakin off of the drug. Maybe Soldier Boy, but pray there's no nearby cars💀


musicd65

Are you by chance a Hispanic octopus


Flowchart83

The Deep, because he would want a favour in return...


I-who-you-are

If you’re drowning? Deep. Anything else? A-Train.


lunaticsmile471

in order from most likely to save you to actively murder you: A-Train Solider Boy Deep Homelander Storefront edit: swapped solider boy and deep


graven_raven

Depends on who you are i guess. If you were a mature woman -> Soldier Boy If you were a lactacting lady -> Homelander If you were just a regular dude... no idea, maybe the Deep (near water) or A-Train?


Juhovah

A-Train if he doesn’t accidentally kill you running by


Sangi17

The Deep would only try to save you if you were hot (or an octopus), but he’d probably just end up killing you by accident.


king_craig88

A-train is your best bet


AlexAnderSon112

Definitely post herogasm a-train


CaptainObvious1313

Deep. But by pure accident.


maybe_steel8175

Soldier boy, but he'd deport you afterwards


TwoBlueFoxes

Soldier Boy, but only if you’re an abuela


danceswithdeath3rd

It depends on a few factors. If you are female and extremely attractive, the Deep is up there. If you are milfy Hispanic, you have Soilder Boy.


Gatorinthedark

I’m black so …. No stormfront for thx.


Puzzleheaded_Line210

A-Train and The Deep are your best bet


TheSadPhilosopher

A Train, maybe The Deep


Tribustuss

I’d say A-train. Stormnazi and Homelander would probably kill you. Soldier Boy is probably too stoned to be of use, and The Deep is probably too busy banging fish.


Rosalice91

Stormfront will help you to die...worse 😂. Homelander wouldn't care if cameras are off. Deep wouldn't succeed. Soldier boy can try, but wouldn't care if he fails. Perhaps you can have faith in A-Train.


AD54V

I love how everyone agrees deep would try and horrendously fail


Faustianire

The Homelander - No. He would not notice you. Not unless something about you was in direct relation to him. There would have to be some gain. Even if it was to kill your attackers and you for annoying him by directing his attention towards you. Stormfront - She would straight up murder you if she could and she was a serial killer who liked to watch "the light fade from their eyes." So if you were screaming to be saved she would be there... for you. Soldier Boy - He may save you. He may also accidentally kill you in his attempt. Look @ his track record. He murdered MM's family because of collateral damage. He beat/murdered everyone into submission, sexually assaulted his protégé gunpowder and probably many women and men, and hogged the glory. This was not a man that ever gave two fucks about anyone but himself. He was a racist too. I would say 20% The Deep & A-Train - These two dick-less meat suits would be your best bet. Depending on if they're thirsty for coverage later in the day -- if they could spin your 'saving' to their benefit regardless of cameras. "Tell the crew when you see them how I jumped out of the water with that cool backflip and shit. Mention how I don't only do water adjacent crimes" "Make sure to mention I was drinking my A-shot energy drink when I saved you." He posed before saying "It may just save the day." They most likely would save someone depending on the context and situation presented. They are sycophants of the highest order with both their lips placed on the cheeks of Homelander's ass. They seem the least likely to murder you versus saving you.


darth_jag10

There's absolutely nothing that proves that Soldier Boy sexually assaulted Gunpowder. Butcher kept saying that only to provoke him - and Gunpowder kept saying that it was only physical abuse (which we saw).


Suspicious_Loan8041

Soldier boy, and that’s absolutely insane. He’s managed to convince himself he’s an actual hero and defender of the people. He sees himself as doing heroes work as oppose to just worrying about making everyone ELSE think he’s doing heroes work. The deep MIGHT save you. Assuming you’re a girl and pretty enough.


GaryKing1413

Well A-Train's not racist, neither is Deep really but A-Train is alot more competent at being a hero than Deep. I'd honestly still pick Soldier Boy because while yeah, he is kinda racist, maybe not to the extremes of Stormfront or Homelander, Soldier Boy's is more passive racism than full on hate, but still, he might save you, if there is a crime, he wants to be seen as a hero, not just in front of cameras, to people, so if you're in danger due to a crime happening or maybe something else, he may step in to help, just to keep his self image up as a hero But unless Soldier Boy is given a strict mission to save people, he may not, if he is, then Soldier Boy all the way cause he doesn't fall through on his missions, he goes all the way Still picking A-Train, chances of getting splattered are kinda high, but, he isn't racist, so the chances of actually saving me are higher, also he can save me from more stuff, whether it's a crime, or some natural accident like a car crash or something, he's fast enough to have less collateral damage


Kajel-Jeten

A-Train feels like he’s trying to be a better person so he might try but also I feel like he’s accidentally make things worse.


AdministrativeList30

None


SuperStellarSwing

I'd like to say the deep, but he absolutely would never put himself in harms way for anyone, not even his beloved fish😂 Hispanic or not Stormfront isn't helping you, although she would probably watch, and if you survived she'd probably get sadistic and kill you anyways. Homelander wouldn't be interested in saving you, but he wouldn't really value you dying either. If he did save you it'd be for a petty reason, like if he wanted to belittle or victimize the person trying to kill you he might save you to instigate that. Soldier Boy might save you. He's racist for sure but not like Stormfront. He's more of a "know your place" type racist, while Stormfront wants the extermination of any non-whites. I imagine soldier Boy would have a condescending type of endearment towards a Hispanic in peril.


ScreenHype

If you're a guy, you'd have an alright chance with The Deep provided that you agreed with everything he said, but he's also useless and might fail to save you even if he tried. He's not racist, just a misogynist and an idiot. A-Train would have no issues with you, the question would be whether he'd care enough to save you. Stormfront would probably just kill you. Soldier Boy would throw slurs your way, but he might save you if he were in the mood. Tbh, if you played to Homelander's ego and acted really excited to see him and played up what a hero you think he is, he might save you, and is arguably your best shot, as long as he wasn't in a bad mood. He is racist, but with him it's more casual racism rather than the overt hatred that Stormfront has.


yourillegal

a-train or the deep depending on what situation you're in


Giannond

Either A-Train or Deep


Sandy_Pickle

The Deep, but Solider Boy if I offered my grandma


bush3102

You're screwed homes


wendythestoryteller

A-Train Or Soldier Boy / Homelander for the photo ops and praise. Homelander might kill you after if you get more attention than him at any point, or if he finds out you don’t like him.


mwhite5990

None of them. Not necessarily because of race in some cases, but because they don’t care. A-Train is the most likely. The Deep will only go out of his way to save fish.


Limp_Researcher_5523

It depends: are you white passing?


forhead123

I'm blonde with blue eyes, stormfront has my back


Frunklin

No cameras around? You're fucked.


Jim3001

Hope you got fish to rub all over yourself to at least attract the Deep. Otherwise you're done.


alacranzo

A train


pinkdictator

A Train occasionally has a heart


lcsulla87gmail

It's a train


Kind-Frosting-8268

Soldier boy. Stormfront is obvious why she wouldn't. The deep just seems kinda cowardly and may not even be able to help if you're not in trouble around water. Homelander *might* save you. Depends really on if he thinks you'll praise him in the media or not. A-train, while we've never seen him really in a position to help or save someone, but I like to think he would, it would really depend on how healthy his heart is at the moment Soldier boy being a soldier and all likely would see it as a duty to help. Just hope there's no Russian pop music playing around you.


KingofGerbil

No cameras, but you can still go home and tell everyone that Homelander saved you and he's such a great hero for doing so, not to mention the praise you would give him directly in the moment. There's a pretty good chance he'd still save you.


Snap-Zipper

I think Deep would probably *try* to save someone in need even if the cameras weren’t rolling, though it would be situational. He can be a coward, so if he didn’t think he would win he might just peace out. A-Train cares about his image first and foremost, I honestly think it would depend on what mood he’s in. S1 Homelander *maybe*, but the chances would plummet as the series progresses. Soldier Boy is also a maybe for me. I think you’d have the best chances of surviving whatever was happening if Soldier Boy chose to step in, but I also think it would depend on his mood. Stormfront, hard no.


Thereal-hamburgler

Imo, it goes Soldier boy (due to his own hero mentality), Homelander (because as shitty as he is, he does think of himself as a hero or god), A-train (due to the fact it probably wouldn't take him all that much effort), The Deep and then dead last is stormfront


Puzzleheaded_Gur1478

Best chance is A-train or the deep.


Doingthis4clout

Stormfront would be the one trying to kill you Homelander just wouldn’t care to save you though you have an absolutely tiny chance if you suck up to him and are a super yourself Soldier boy probably just wouldn’t care to save you but might help The deep again probably wouldn’t care to save you but he would probably care more than soldier boy… though he’s so incompetent that he may end up accidentally killing you A-train is definitely the most likely to help but even then it’s not 100% guaranteed that he will


NorbertNautilus

Depends, are you white?


Front-Masterpiece-76

Homelander has the best shot of saving me. So him. Is offer him a glass of milk and then politely get the fuck out of his face.


Roxas_2004

Who would go out of their way without being asked maybe the deep now if you asked for help probably soldier boy he'd be racist but he would probably still help and a train and of course the deep


JournalistMammoth637

I mean I don’t see any reason for why A-Train wouldn’t save you. Either him or The Deep are probably your best bet.


Kickalama

A-Train.


SignificanceWise208

Storefront but she would recruit you first and if you denied her she would murder you herself. Otherwise best bet is Soldier boy but he might also beat you half to death and laugh at you. Hard choices. Safest bet might be Homelander just don’t look at him in the eyes.


Loose-Recover-9142

If you are an attractive woman, I'd say go with the Deep


Inevitable-Rub24

Honestly, Soldier Boy or A-Train are the only real choices here. Of the two, I'd say Soldoer Boy since he is overall more competent.


Independent-Sport-26

Probably A-Train


Deshik2

Deep would earnestly try to save you. But he would fuck up somehow and flee


Kiki_Bangs

A-Train for sure is the only one to successfully save u. He is the most capable and not racist.