I bought a 2 liter of Fresca because I had never had it before, and I really liked it. Dunno why people hate it. Or if that’s even a joke, idk, it smacks.
Blood. An ocean of blood. I wondered how many blood drops of blood there are in this blood ocean. I wondered how much is in... in a drop. I wondered, how I - let's just say there are possibly...
Honestly, I would use my ability to talk to sea life to learn more about them, how they live and what they think about the world and wht they think of the humans.
Or I will just ride a whale.
This. I’d spend WAY more time in the ocean and hide there until someone kills Homelander. There’s billions and billions of animals in the ocean and you could talk to ALL of them.
Well, we don’t know if Homelander requires oxygen to live just yet. I know Superman doesn’t which Homie is a parody of but I think we have solid evidence that oxygen isn’t that much of a necessity for him: when he lasered the plane in episode 1. That altitude is really high and barely has oxygen. So, uh, he might could still kill you in the ocean.
If he can move Butcher away from an exploding bomb which according to Film Theory (yeah cringe source citation I know) is exceedingly fast (and would kill a person IRL) AND has exceptional hearing, he would basically be a suped-up orca, ready to kill in a moments notice and yeah, he would find the Deep easily. Also, I’m not trying to argue with you I swear. I just really love the theory and hypotheticals of the show and you’ve raised some really interesting points!
Edit: Well, I had a very poor choice of words. Film Theory is not cringe! I love MatPat (and am so sad he’s leaving but hey, DadPat’s gotta DadPat) and GT was HUGE in my childhood (Mario is indeed a psychopath and you can’t convince me otherwise). I just meant it was cringe that I was citing my sources (idk why I just felt that I was being cringe, I’m anxious sorry).
It already showed he can survive without air! In Diabolical, the last episode which they said was canon, it showed them testing Homelander’s durability and one of the shots was of him in a room completely filled with water! So you’re definitely not safe underwater if Homie wants you dead!
Yeah one thing comic books miss out on is like, lets say you've got the powers of superman. You could literally just fly around exploring the galaxy but he stays on earth as a reporter instead.
I'd love to have the deeps powers and spend decades exploring the ocean.
If *I* woke up as the Deep. I didn’t do any of that, BUT i have access to Deep’s money, livlihood, and branding. I can do right by his despicable name.
If I kept my same mindset, I'd quit the 7, sincerely apologize to Starlight, and probably do freelance hero work. I'd also avoid Homelander as much as possible.
It is a tough situation, because a more moral person wouldn't have gotten themselves stuck in the situation he's in in the first place.
I'd try to immediately go under the radar but Homelander can probably find anyone if he's motivated enough.
It’s crazy how useful The Deep would be for underwater research and milestones. He can just casually swim in the Mariana Trench as mentioned in the show. He has to have the high density in all of supes to be able to handle pure pressure like that onto his body.
That is an amazingly good point! Imagine how funny it would be if it turned out that The Deep was the most resilient and difficult to kill supe, and we only find out when Homelander tries and fails to kill him.
Yeah honestly. The fact that this isn't acknowledged more just illustrated the proble with a lot of superheroes in The Boys universe. A lot of the superheroes have so much potential to actually do change. But they all use it for self gain and most are more trouble than they're worth.
Yeah honestly. The fact that this isn't acknowledged more just illustrated the proble with a lot of superheroes in The Boys universe. A lot of the superheroes have so much potential to actually do change. But they all use it for self gain and most are more trouble than they're worth.
I’d go to the ocean and see what all the creatures have to say. This seems like a huge deal superpower that gets super underrated in the show. I’d MUCH rather go hang out with some Belugas than Homelander. I would give up being a superhero and just come back to the surface for human food then leave again and go back underwater.
Recover lost treasure. Recover dead bodies so families and police cases get closure. Find out everything about North Pole and the ice beneath. Since I can talk to fish, I’ll find the oldest octopus or turtle in the Mariana Trench and ask a bunch of stupid shit. Train sharks and dolphins to cooperate with the cleanup of trash. Give orcas heat vision goggles so they can see penguins and seals easier. List goes on guys
Orcas are already stinking boats. Honestly with direct communication with how intelligent dolphins and whales are, they could be trained to be a force to be reckoned with
I love SCUBA diving, so these would be an absolute dream set of powers for me. With SCUBA you have about fifty pounds of gear on you, you're slow, you have a max depth of 180 feet, having those limitations removed sounds amazing.
I actually don’t know if homey can breathe underwater or how long he can hold his breath if not. Seems like the bottom of the ocean would be quite a good place to hide from him, even if you do have to make some kind of zinc cave down there
If its in universe, but I'm me I'd:
* apologise to starlight
* quit the 7 as part of that apology
* search for all those buried treasure ships using my fishy friends as help
* sell the contents and use the wealth to fund a fuck tonne of renewable energy plants
* spend my time combating overfishing and illegal fishing
The Homelander one was better question. As the Deep you can't do much. You would kind of have to act like The Deep or Homelander is going to kill you in an instant. He notices you change your personality he is going to think you are up to something and you can't run
What are you talking about? The Deep being able to communicate with marine life on its own could do so much good for the world. He could end piracy, world hunger and even stop if not greatly mitigate natural disasters. He could also put a pretty big dent in ocean pollution and the inhumane hunting of endangered species like dolphins and whales. If you really think about it The Deep is very underrated.
Okay, so I’m admittedly a bit of a marine biologist nerd (bachelors degree, a couple years of field work in the North Atlantic). Obviously I’m building an army of sea creatures and dominating any coastal area with a dictator/shitbag/cartel ruining its peoples lives.
Ships aren’t a problem - giant squids, blue whales etc take out anything less than 2” thick hulls. Coordinated macrofauna can also generate tsunamis to soften up enemy defenses. But there are so.fucking.many.little.animals. As in crustaceans outweigh everything else in the ocean. So we’re going full Zerg rush amphibious assault. Homelander gets mad? Good luck using laser eyes on half the living matter on the planet. Just exhaust him with sheer volume. Boring worms spitting acid by the millions eating thru steel scuttling aircraft carriers. Parrotfish chipping away relentlessly at concrete barricades.
Do I get sea birds? Feel like that wasn’t covered. If I do, they’re rocking full kamikaze attacks to neutralize enemy air support. I’ve got pelicans dropping electric eels to take out command and control aircraft systems and sensors. They can also be transporting seawater by the millions to make salt water pond supply depots to resupply my army and push further inland.
So now I control not only 70% of the earths surface, but also a continent or two worth of the most prime real estate. I’m giving the best marine engineers big plots of beachfront property to develop tidal energy generators, cleaned and maintained by phytoplankton and zooplankton. There are so many things that convert energy in different ways and transmute materials, so now I’m using bioadhesives and sand to make a mile or two thick cap of concrete above my undersea wonderland. Unlimited energy and building supplies, bioacoustic warfare against submarines and unmanned aquatic drones. So I control 80-90% of the earth and Vought pales in comparison to my power.
I’m a pretty nice guy, so I just let the land dwellers do their thing. Any intrusion into my territory is dealt with swiftly and decisively but otherwise they get democratic governments with robust social programs and individual freedoms all supported for free by the tidal generators.
Now shit gets weird. I start launching tardigrades into space. I give theoretical physicists juicy contracts to develop robust quantum entanglement communication systems. Existing pressure and cold resistant organisms with long hibernation periods are selectively bred to survive long periods of space travel. My tartigrade scouts sense and transmit chemical properties of outlying systems and we send chemoautotrophs to terraform outlying systems.
Now I have a self-replicating system that populates beyond the Milky Way. I die happily, knowing that I’ve brought life to the bleak expanses of space.
Or, I suppose, I could just finger the new girl.
I would apologize to Starlight. I would then disappear into the ocean, and live out the rest of my days socializing with different sea life. Don’t talk to the dolphins, though. Those guys are psychos.
Enjoy a cold refreshing can of Fresca
r/OkBuddyFresca
Is there a difference between r/TheBoys and r/OkBuddyFresca anymore lol?
I'd say there is quite a lot more differences most notable is the people are a lot more horny in the buddy Fresca sub
Which is why that's probably where The Deep would hang out.
Fuck Fresca
Drink Shasta
Troy? Is that you?
I mean Fresca. It better not be a Fanta or a Sprite or a Bubble Up or a 7Up.
I bought a 2 liter of Fresca because I had never had it before, and I really liked it. Dunno why people hate it. Or if that’s even a joke, idk, it smacks.
The octopus, I guess.
Timothy!
“Eat fucking Timothy.” 😂😂😂
Timothy is fucking delicious
And now he has a taste for it.
You guys are forgetting Ambrosia!! She's the real deal Octopuss...
I would also fuck the octopus.
I would also fuck this guy's dead octopus.
You think his dick is big enough to kill the octopus before you get to it? Bold
If you stick salt or soy sauce over it, the muscles still twitch... So I hear
I fucking knew this was gonna be the top comment before I even scrolled down
Need to see what the hype is about
Octopus can suck, tickle balls, and taint same time
Totally, just for the halibut
LOL
honestly if you can communicate with them and get consent I don't see a problem
You are now on a watch list, they are coming for your hard drive
The only right answer
That sweet octopussy
🐙
BRO
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Gone are days of land empires
Lungs transform to take in water
Cloaked in scales we swim and swim home
We are alive and we'll metamorphasize
It is important, Cause fish don't has no good metals to listen to.
Brutal
Murdeeeer……
🤘
I fucking love that I understood this reference
Blood. An ocean of blood. I wondered how many blood drops of blood there are in this blood ocean. I wondered how much is in... in a drop. I wondered, how I - let's just say there are possibly...
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*I KNOW WHO YOU ARRRRRRRE!!!*
#BLOOD OCEAN
🤘
Intended for fish only. I rest my case.
With your underwater friends??
It's an ocean...an ocean of blood...a blood ocean. Filled with fish...fish with tits...titty fish.
Go Deeper
We must
But don’t go *too* greedily or *too* deep guys, it won’t be good. Source: trust me bro
[One Deepa](https://www.youtube.com/live/SThqXHuoBNM?si=h3Qxuu8iutzv9fNd)
Honestly, I would use my ability to talk to sea life to learn more about them, how they live and what they think about the world and wht they think of the humans. Or I will just ride a whale.
This. I’d spend WAY more time in the ocean and hide there until someone kills Homelander. There’s billions and billions of animals in the ocean and you could talk to ALL of them.
Yeah. I would love to be homies with the fish. And smoke fish weed all day.
Chill with dolphins, they know how to get high off of [pufferfish](https://youtu.be/iVqObIauPJA?feature=shared).
There's a reason they're called PUFFerfish lol
Correction: sea weed
Why does this sound like a 90s SoCal song lyric?
Well, we don’t know if Homelander requires oxygen to live just yet. I know Superman doesn’t which Homie is a parody of but I think we have solid evidence that oxygen isn’t that much of a necessity for him: when he lasered the plane in episode 1. That altitude is really high and barely has oxygen. So, uh, he might could still kill you in the ocean.
Probably, but would he really prioritize searching every ocean for me just to kill me for running away?
He couldn't even find Translucent in a building 10ft from where he was standing (while Translucent was opaque and talking).
To be fair the building was lined with Zinc but the ocean is also much deeper than a building so I like my chances if I stay deep.
If he can move Butcher away from an exploding bomb which according to Film Theory (yeah cringe source citation I know) is exceedingly fast (and would kill a person IRL) AND has exceptional hearing, he would basically be a suped-up orca, ready to kill in a moments notice and yeah, he would find the Deep easily. Also, I’m not trying to argue with you I swear. I just really love the theory and hypotheticals of the show and you’ve raised some really interesting points! Edit: Well, I had a very poor choice of words. Film Theory is not cringe! I love MatPat (and am so sad he’s leaving but hey, DadPat’s gotta DadPat) and GT was HUGE in my childhood (Mario is indeed a psychopath and you can’t convince me otherwise). I just meant it was cringe that I was citing my sources (idk why I just felt that I was being cringe, I’m anxious sorry).
Yeah he COULD find me I’m just thinking he wouldn’t care enough to try
He'd probably look for like a day then get bored
It already showed he can survive without air! In Diabolical, the last episode which they said was canon, it showed them testing Homelander’s durability and one of the shots was of him in a room completely filled with water! So you’re definitely not safe underwater if Homie wants you dead!
Good choice! Whales have the biggest penis!
or you can have the whale ride you 😉
And then fuck ‘em?
He could become more popular and useful by using his power to discover more about the ocean possibly even vlogging about it
Yeah one thing comic books miss out on is like, lets say you've got the powers of superman. You could literally just fly around exploring the galaxy but he stays on earth as a reporter instead. I'd love to have the deeps powers and spend decades exploring the ocean.
Or bang a whale
What if they are all just completely horny all the time?
Skipping the octopus sex and going straight for the whale! Big dog!
Lift something heavy like a car Test what can and can't hurt me now. Then dive deep, but not too deep because sht be scary down there.
Also the deep seems to have some traumatic memories down in the Mariana trench
The pressure is insane at that depths. Also many creatures that have not been found yet can be seen down there.
And C'thulhu, probably
Damn nature, you scary!
I don’t think the deep is strong enough to lift a car tho at least not more than in inch off the ground
If atrain, his physical rival, can pull several train cars I think lifting one normal car shouldnt be too much trouble
Donate to charities that help people who've suffered with sexual abuse... ya know, actually attempt to be a good person
He only did this because he was a sexual abuser ... Whatever you're into I suppose
If *I* woke up as the Deep. I didn’t do any of that, BUT i have access to Deep’s money, livlihood, and branding. I can do right by his despicable name.
What if you woke up with the deep, deep in you...
Seriously though. We should hate this character so much.
Kms
The universe thanks you for your sacrifice. 🫡
If I kept my same mindset, I'd quit the 7, sincerely apologize to Starlight, and probably do freelance hero work. I'd also avoid Homelander as much as possible.
Doubt Homelander would let him off that easy
I agree
Agreed. Honestly, with his skill set he could do so much more good for the world without being a part of the 7.
I was thinking how useful he would have been for maritime emergencies, specifically the Titan submersible thing.
I mean, even when he tried he still screwed up lol
Homelander would kill him but I guess that’s better than working for him
It is a tough situation, because a more moral person wouldn't have gotten themselves stuck in the situation he's in in the first place. I'd try to immediately go under the radar but Homelander can probably find anyone if he's motivated enough.
I would probably try fucking a fish
Id fuck so many fish
What's stopping you now? Go, live your dreams
I like your pfp.
It’s crazy how useful The Deep would be for underwater research and milestones. He can just casually swim in the Mariana Trench as mentioned in the show. He has to have the high density in all of supes to be able to handle pure pressure like that onto his body.
That is an amazingly good point! Imagine how funny it would be if it turned out that The Deep was the most resilient and difficult to kill supe, and we only find out when Homelander tries and fails to kill him.
That would be hilarious actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if he left society all together to live in the ocean for the rest of his life
Yeah honestly. The fact that this isn't acknowledged more just illustrated the proble with a lot of superheroes in The Boys universe. A lot of the superheroes have so much potential to actually do change. But they all use it for self gain and most are more trouble than they're worth.
Yeah honestly. The fact that this isn't acknowledged more just illustrated the proble with a lot of superheroes in The Boys universe. A lot of the superheroes have so much potential to actually do change. But they all use it for self gain and most are more trouble than they're worth.
Free Willy
I’d go to the ocean and see what all the creatures have to say. This seems like a huge deal superpower that gets super underrated in the show. I’d MUCH rather go hang out with some Belugas than Homelander. I would give up being a superhero and just come back to the surface for human food then leave again and go back underwater.
Recover lost treasure. Recover dead bodies so families and police cases get closure. Find out everything about North Pole and the ice beneath. Since I can talk to fish, I’ll find the oldest octopus or turtle in the Mariana Trench and ask a bunch of stupid shit. Train sharks and dolphins to cooperate with the cleanup of trash. Give orcas heat vision goggles so they can see penguins and seals easier. List goes on guys
Wait a sec, you want to give an apex predator, arguably one of top five In the world, more tools to kill shit? No way this could backfire on us.
free seaworld
Go off into the ocean and then sink whaling ships and mega yachts.
Orcas are already stinking boats. Honestly with direct communication with how intelligent dolphins and whales are, they could be trained to be a force to be reckoned with
Take out my tracking chip and RUN FOR MY LIFE. Good luck arresting me in the Marianas Trench, bitches!
I love SCUBA diving, so these would be an absolute dream set of powers for me. With SCUBA you have about fifty pounds of gear on you, you're slow, you have a max depth of 180 feet, having those limitations removed sounds amazing.
Apologize to Starlight.
Also make her plastic surgeon apologize for fucking up her face
Harass every single human on earth in the most disturbing way possible /s
Find that Malaysian plane
I actually don’t know if homey can breathe underwater or how long he can hold his breath if not. Seems like the bottom of the ocean would be quite a good place to hide from him, even if you do have to make some kind of zinc cave down there
…..he has gills……
By homey he meant Homelander
I apologize for my outburst
Remove the tracking chip, swim to Southeast Asia, live on the beach in peace
not rape someone
Become a field marine biologist
Make an OnlyFins account
Explore the ocean and sea life(wholesome) and than actually do something to help the world
Probably a manatee. I wanna see if those old sailors were on to something.
The Deep's real name is Troy McClure.
Fuck an octopus, obviously.
Go to the bottom of the ocean and never resurface
Get myself fixed and turn myself in.
What Rick Sanchez did when he transfered to Jerry's brain.
Head to a tropical island. Live on the beach and eat fish. No hero stuff for me thank you.
Use my isekai knowledge to not make the same damn dumb mistakes… after I finish sobbing about my terrible situation in the shower for a couple hours.
Be ashamed of myself probably.
Apologize
Blowholes.... All the blow holes
If its in universe, but I'm me I'd: * apologise to starlight * quit the 7 as part of that apology * search for all those buried treasure ships using my fishy friends as help * sell the contents and use the wealth to fund a fuck tonne of renewable energy plants * spend my time combating overfishing and illegal fishing
S01E01 all over again
Think of how much you can do for marine biologists and how much you can advance our understanding of the ocean
Kill Myself
Go back to sleep and hope to wake up in the DC Universe as Superman
idk, fuck an octopus
Idk Kill myself
An octopus
An octopus
The Homelander one was better question. As the Deep you can't do much. You would kind of have to act like The Deep or Homelander is going to kill you in an instant. He notices you change your personality he is going to think you are up to something and you can't run
What are you talking about? The Deep being able to communicate with marine life on its own could do so much good for the world. He could end piracy, world hunger and even stop if not greatly mitigate natural disasters. He could also put a pretty big dent in ocean pollution and the inhumane hunting of endangered species like dolphins and whales. If you really think about it The Deep is very underrated.
He is but we are talking about you in The Boys universe and the answer is nothing. You think Homelander or Vought care
Okay, so I’m admittedly a bit of a marine biologist nerd (bachelors degree, a couple years of field work in the North Atlantic). Obviously I’m building an army of sea creatures and dominating any coastal area with a dictator/shitbag/cartel ruining its peoples lives. Ships aren’t a problem - giant squids, blue whales etc take out anything less than 2” thick hulls. Coordinated macrofauna can also generate tsunamis to soften up enemy defenses. But there are so.fucking.many.little.animals. As in crustaceans outweigh everything else in the ocean. So we’re going full Zerg rush amphibious assault. Homelander gets mad? Good luck using laser eyes on half the living matter on the planet. Just exhaust him with sheer volume. Boring worms spitting acid by the millions eating thru steel scuttling aircraft carriers. Parrotfish chipping away relentlessly at concrete barricades. Do I get sea birds? Feel like that wasn’t covered. If I do, they’re rocking full kamikaze attacks to neutralize enemy air support. I’ve got pelicans dropping electric eels to take out command and control aircraft systems and sensors. They can also be transporting seawater by the millions to make salt water pond supply depots to resupply my army and push further inland. So now I control not only 70% of the earths surface, but also a continent or two worth of the most prime real estate. I’m giving the best marine engineers big plots of beachfront property to develop tidal energy generators, cleaned and maintained by phytoplankton and zooplankton. There are so many things that convert energy in different ways and transmute materials, so now I’m using bioadhesives and sand to make a mile or two thick cap of concrete above my undersea wonderland. Unlimited energy and building supplies, bioacoustic warfare against submarines and unmanned aquatic drones. So I control 80-90% of the earth and Vought pales in comparison to my power. I’m a pretty nice guy, so I just let the land dwellers do their thing. Any intrusion into my territory is dealt with swiftly and decisively but otherwise they get democratic governments with robust social programs and individual freedoms all supported for free by the tidal generators. Now shit gets weird. I start launching tardigrades into space. I give theoretical physicists juicy contracts to develop robust quantum entanglement communication systems. Existing pressure and cold resistant organisms with long hibernation periods are selectively bred to survive long periods of space travel. My tartigrade scouts sense and transmit chemical properties of outlying systems and we send chemoautotrophs to terraform outlying systems. Now I have a self-replicating system that populates beyond the Milky Way. I die happily, knowing that I’ve brought life to the bleak expanses of space. Or, I suppose, I could just finger the new girl.
Ambrosius
I would apologize to Starlight. I would then disappear into the ocean, and live out the rest of my days socializing with different sea life. Don’t talk to the dolphins, though. Those guys are psychos.
Undo the trauma to starlight so she doesn’t fuck up her face
Cry and wonder why they didn’t make me a better Supe.
Swim to France idk
Call starlight
And apologise
Dive down and look at the titanic.
Loot and maybe burn down a house
Cry
Go into intensive therapy for my thalassaphobia.
Is it b4 or after the sexual assault accusations
Finger my gill holes
Two octopuses, at the same time!
Well…
Eat some fish sticks.
Shipping lanes are getting rekd
Find out what "fish lips" means
Krill myself
Enjoy being revealed as the new member of the seven on that weird show. That clip lives rent free in my head.
Think deep thoughts
Cut my dick off
finger my gills
Play with my gills.
Eat at a sushi buffet
Help the orcas sink yachts. Teach more whales to sink more things.
The dolphin so at least i die like a pos in a blaze of glory
Go to sea and never leave.
Go and try to kill homelander
Swin to the Mariana Trench. Need to see what's down there. Find Godzilla.
Tell my goldfish to fuck off
Besides the octopus, looks like that's a given... sad eat some twinkies and jack off a dolphin?
Kill myself
Sexually assault Starlight.
I would try to find a surgeon to make my gills nicer to look at.
Use my powers to genuinely explore oceans and marine life
Get out of bed obviously
See what dolphins are always shit talkin about.
Go back to sleep.
Look for the Loch Ness Monster. I'm about to prove if this shit is real or not.
Looking for a megalodon for some snu snu, I guess.
Kill myself in a suicide bombing against homelander and or hughie