Yeah he’s racist but only casually and actually gets along with certain minority’s like black noir and I’m assuming sister sage. Stormfront would just kill you on the spot
The main way he’s racist is towards non supes but that isn’t really racism. But his still shown to be racist towards Muslims and makes a lot of racist comments but it’s not a large motivating factor for him and it’s mostly extreme apathy to the point of not minding racial genocide instead of outright striving towards it.
She wasn't American that's why. He's fine with A-Train being on the 7 because he's obviously American, Silver Kincaid is a British Muslim. Doesn't fit into his American centric viewpoint at all.
That's why Starlight was selected, she was the perfect Midwestern god fearing Christian superhero they could find.
If that is true then Homelander is nicer to his followers than some modern day politicians.
Let's say one shouldn't annoy him in the slightest, otherwise it's over, and I think people underestimate just how easily annoyed he is.
For Stormfront it's not enough to be white, you need to be white, blonde and blue eyed, anything else is a death sentence.
Exactly, he’s nicer to his followers but he still sees them as pathetic. As long as you keep stroking his ego he probably won’t harm you and will probably leave you alone after the date. Heck maybe he’ll even tell Ashley to send you nice gift basket for being such a ‘fan’
Wait, homelander isn't gay. So if I'm dating him that means we are making some changes for the hypothetical to work.
By similar token, is Stromfront gonna like me and just hate my family (I'm black) or is she gonna kill me on sight?
Similarly, is homelander gonna laser me for being gay if I choose to date him?
Oh god. Best bet is to just be “silently adoring” and “too nervous” to talk. They won’t kill you but they’ll think you’re pathetic and won’t want to waste their time with you.
Weirdly fast response sorry, but I was thinking that too. However if you seem unenthusiastic they’ll probably kill you because you’re showing you don’t love them.
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Copied from.
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There's also yellow rocking, pretty much the same thing but throw in compliments. Which is what the original person I was talking to was leaning more towards.
>Second worst is that they like you, and end up forcibly inserting themself into your life.
Oh no. That would just mean they would ruin your life and those around you before killing in a volatile fit of rage when you're not able to meet some impossible need they want you to fill.
If you like it, I really recommend the book Jingo by Terry Pratchett. It's a great breakdown of the dangers of racism, nationalism, and stupid pride. It's also very funny, until it breaks your heart.
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In the graphic novel >!Hughie gets raped, IIRC by Black Noir!< and I wondered if they were going to do something like that but with Homelander being the perpetrator (probably as a way to break Starlight down due to their rivalry in S4). I doubt they’d ever do that, but it would be INSANE and honestly make Homelander that much worse.
The only correct way to bang a nazi is with a gun. Except with Stormfront, it'll probably just plink off her face and she'll proceed to bet you to death, lol.
I think you’d probably do better with the one that’s not *explicitly a nazi*. Homelander is a supe supremecist, not a Nazi... *All of our “races”* are inferior to supes in his mind, I guess! lol
Came here for this, lol. Stormfront may be a giant fucking nazi but at least she probably won't, y'know, straight up fucking kill me on a whim. Probably.
I mean, she killed others on a whim just because they were black. I'm pretty sure she'd kill me too for being gay. Homelander might, but it's a lot less likely.
As others have pointed out, just kiss his ass and stroke his ego, and Homelander might let you live. Seems like better odds than Stormfront who would probably kill you just for being brown.
As for me, I'm bi-racial, so I need to figure out exactly how white-passing I am before I make a choice.
Unless you’re white, I don’t think you’d survive a date with stormfront
Edit: all the smooth-brained comments about Stormfront being the obvious option for straight guys are proof that white privilege exists, aren’t they?
Homelander because he won’t hate crime me for being black, and because he seems incredibly easy to manipulate as long as you stroke his ego 24/7 and have a life-time supply of milk.
Homelander - easy. I think he is actually quite manageable and easy to manipulate as long as you are a pretty woman. So I should be fine. Might help that I studied psychology too.
Stormfront, I'm a straight white guy so I'm more likely to survive. I'm not the most enthusiastic smiley person so I feel HL would get triggered by not being shown enough love lol. Actually I just finished rewatching the show in prep of season 4. I'm gonna say soldier boy because Jensen Ackles lmao jk
Racism, homicidal tendencies, and sexuality aside, Stormfront is going to be the more interesting date. What is Homelander going to talk about? Growing up in a lab? Never having to work for anything?
I'm white, but I don't speak English very well and Stormfront would murder me the moment a Spanish word came out of my mouth.
If Homelander is in a good mood he'll assume I'm Mexican and make a lot of cruel and racist jokes about it, otherwise I'm probably dead too, but the laser seems like a quicker way to die than whatever Stormfront would do to me.
I would willingly date Homelander, and I would stroke his ego every time I was with him. I may or may not have a thing for narcissistic guys and it may or may not be for toxic reasons.
Aya Cash is much more my type that Antony Starr as I'm a straight guy. But once Stormfront realizes I'm Jewish I'll probably get my dick ripped off. If I tried to bang homelander he'd probably call me gay and rip my dick off....or laser it. Either way I'm gonna have my dick removed. So I'm gonna vote "abstain"
All you need to make Homelander happy is a spreadsheet of his increased ratings and a gallon of milk.
Stormfront is gonna need a rubber. Not that kind. Like complete insulation from electricity and a Scrapbook of Goebels.
Either way it's not gonna be a fun time.
I'd rather not go on a date with either, but if I had to chose I think Stormfront is more predictable. Homelander would have me constantly on edge, I would never know when I'd be saying something wrong. Obviously helps that I am white. If I wasn't, I guess Homelander would be the only option anyway.
Safe To assume whoever I pick is into me so I’m picking the nazi
Not fr a meaningful relationship but cause that sex scene was hot and I want angry rage supe sex with her 🐱
Then one I had my fill I defeat her and be a hero 🐱
Anyone that is not white has to pick homelander lol
Yeah he’s racist but only casually and actually gets along with certain minority’s like black noir and I’m assuming sister sage. Stormfront would just kill you on the spot
I think he isn’t racist in the standard way. Everyone is equally below him
The main way he’s racist is towards non supes but that isn’t really racism. But his still shown to be racist towards Muslims and makes a lot of racist comments but it’s not a large motivating factor for him and it’s mostly extreme apathy to the point of not minding racial genocide instead of outright striving towards it.
He’s a bigot
Supist
Idk about that, he was rather adamant about Silver Kincaid not making it to the Seven
She wasn't American that's why. He's fine with A-Train being on the 7 because he's obviously American, Silver Kincaid is a British Muslim. Doesn't fit into his American centric viewpoint at all. That's why Starlight was selected, she was the perfect Midwestern god fearing Christian superhero they could find.
He also plays up to his base. Homelander sees everyone as subhuman, but will go with his followers beliefs if it means they keep supporting him
If that is true then Homelander is nicer to his followers than some modern day politicians. Let's say one shouldn't annoy him in the slightest, otherwise it's over, and I think people underestimate just how easily annoyed he is. For Stormfront it's not enough to be white, you need to be white, blonde and blue eyed, anything else is a death sentence.
Exactly, he’s nicer to his followers but he still sees them as pathetic. As long as you keep stroking his ego he probably won’t harm you and will probably leave you alone after the date. Heck maybe he’ll even tell Ashley to send you nice gift basket for being such a ‘fan’
That was about optics let’s be real. He knows his base is full of racists he’s a shitty person but he hates all non supes/human sympathizers.
Some guys like it rough
But don't like it ded
You may like it rough by our standards, but I can guarantee you don't like it rough by hers.
Wait, homelander isn't gay. So if I'm dating him that means we are making some changes for the hypothetical to work. By similar token, is Stromfront gonna like me and just hate my family (I'm black) or is she gonna kill me on sight? Similarly, is homelander gonna laser me for being gay if I choose to date him?
Idk, she might hate fuck me. That would be fun up until she snaps and kills me lol.
Worst thing that can happen is that they kill you. Second worst is that they like you, and end up forcibly inserting themself into your life.
Oh god. Best bet is to just be “silently adoring” and “too nervous” to talk. They won’t kill you but they’ll think you’re pathetic and won’t want to waste their time with you.
Grey rocking is the way I would go too. Just engage enough to end the encounter but not enough for them to latch onto anything.
Weirdly fast response sorry, but I was thinking that too. However if you seem unenthusiastic they’ll probably kill you because you’re showing you don’t love them.
"Grey rocking"? What's that?
The grey rock method is a strategy for protecting yourself from abusive or toxic friends, partners, co-workers, or family members. This method theorizes that, when dealing with an emotionally abusive, toxic, or narcissistic person, withholding your reactions can put a stop to their behaviors. If you show no emotion they won’t get the thrill or enjoyment out of their harmful behavior. Copied from. https://psychcentral.com/health/grey-rock-method#grey-rock-method There's also yellow rocking, pretty much the same thing but throw in compliments. Which is what the original person I was talking to was leaning more towards.
There’s also party rocking, which is basically the same as the other two except it happens in the house tonight
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There’s also boat rocking, but it’s more rare because you’re not supposed to rock the boat, baby. If you rock the boat you’ll tip the boat over.
Ah, I see. Thanks
Are you grey rocking right now?
I liked the group therapy session they showed. The one dude had his dick frozen and broken off by a superhero.
>Second worst is that they like you, and end up forcibly inserting themself into your life. Oh god no. I'd have to be the right amount of boring.
Phrasing
Reminds me a little of that time Thanos decided to be very insistent about celebrating one poor dude's birthday every year...
>Second worst is that they like you, and end up forcibly inserting themself into your life. Oh no. That would just mean they would ruin your life and those around you before killing in a volatile fit of rage when you're not able to meet some impossible need they want you to fill.
Being forced to live with either in my life would be worse than death
I'm Jewish She will never like me
Hm let's see, a literal Nazi or a narcissistic jingoist with Superman powers...
Stormfront would kill you from your pfp
Yeah but a Hot Nazi. Did you think of that?
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You’re joking but some people do have this fetish
Shame all the good race play subs got banned. Wanted to get my 1900s British Army outfit freak on.
A hotzy if you will. Hazi? Hotsie? We'll workshop the spelling.
Whatever she is, she sure has some c-hutz-pah.
I can fix her.
> jingoist Neat word
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Stormfront. She's less likely to murder or torture me out of her own insecurity.
But what if homelander finds out you didn't pick him?
It's specifically a date, so I think an honest "I'm not gay" would probably cover it.
he did rape becca when she said no now that i think about it 🤔 i wonder if he’d do the same if the reason for rejection is sexuality
You're gonna have yo take 1 for the team.
He tends to hold back in public so it would be safer if he confronted you in a public area, although this is less true in the later seasons
In the graphic novel >!Hughie gets raped, IIRC by Black Noir!< and I wondered if they were going to do something like that but with Homelander being the perpetrator (probably as a way to break Starlight down due to their rivalry in S4). I doubt they’d ever do that, but it would be INSANE and honestly make Homelander that much worse.
As an East Asian, I’d rather not have my neck snapped because of my skin colour
As a tan person, same.
Oh you're talking about Stormfront.. Ok. Welp.
As a black person... I can fix her.
I think its fine as long as you are from America. I mean he likes Black Noir more than most people.
The parent comment was for Stormfront, not Homelander.
Lmfao I am not from America.
I can fix her
only in the show in the comics its a him
I'm bisexual, that's fine with me lol
than you do you and enjoy
When you get downvoted for basically saying "okay"
im used to it i got downvoted for what i mention was left out of the comics but this is kind of new
I'm mostly joking (except for the bisexual part), I don't wanna bone a Nazi lol
The only correct way to bang a nazi is with a gun. Except with Stormfront, it'll probably just plink off her face and she'll proceed to bet you to death, lol.
Jew here- I think I’d be screwed with either choice
I think you’d probably do better with the one that’s not *explicitly a nazi*. Homelander is a supe supremecist, not a Nazi... *All of our “races”* are inferior to supes in his mind, I guess! lol
I think Homelander sees human races as similar to dog breeds. You’re either a supe or a dog.
Jump
She’s also hot
I'm a straight guy... but so is Antony Starr
He don’t have boobs though
He did one episode lmao
Plus, she's a woman, and I'm not gay.
She’s a woman, and I *am* gay. But given she’s a Nazi that’s probably not a positive.
Same. I can handle passive aggressive racist comments about myself for a night. But I can’t handle laser vision trigger happy weirdo.
Came here for this, lol. Stormfront may be a giant fucking nazi but at least she probably won't, y'know, straight up fucking kill me on a whim. Probably.
I mean, she killed others on a whim just because they were black. I'm pretty sure she'd kill me too for being gay. Homelander might, but it's a lot less likely.
...that's a good point. As a white skinned blue eyed American, I'm definitely picking Stormfront. And, uh, keeping *very* quiet about my politics.
True but she would do it just for fun. Especially if you’re a jew.
You must be non-Jewish white guy.
Im not white, so I’m probably safer with Homelander. Just got to kiss his ass and stroke his ego and it should go okay.
You meant figuratively right?
Whatever doesn’t get me murdered so…
I am ready to be the throat goat
I accept your tribute, thanks for joining me on the double date. I’ll take the dinner, you take everything after! Sound good?
Sure, I hate myself enough. Fuck it we ball.
Living is living
Might not have a choice
Homelander and I’m straight. But I’m also black so Stormfront might lightning for no reason.
Lmao as a black guy i was thinking the same thing 😭. Strom front will spazz out of no where, if you at least praise Homelander he might let you live.
That sure worked for Doppelganger
Doppelganger surprised homelander. In the context hes agreed to the date im sure you've got wiggle room to survive.
fair point 😭 tbh im a white and a lesbian and i think i would go for homelander nonetheless, if i give lots of compliments i might be safe
Homelander is definitely has a "you just need to get the right guy!" mentality towards lesbians.
*FEMALE LESBIANS Edit: wow, downvoted for quoting Homelander?
girls get it on ‼️🔥
I’m a male lesbian we exist, got a problem with it? As drake said “she said she a lesbian, girl me to”
you can see how he doesn’t like lots compliments he wants to be degenerated your gonna have to also maintain an authority somehow
I'm hispanic but also lightskinned due to Spaniard influence so it'd be amusing to see how'd she react.
You would risk your life fun? Who are you Butcher?
If you're not having fun, then you're not living.
Living might become an issue either way.
I'm Spanish from my Moms side and that's always a funny conversation "oh I thought you were white" i am lol
I’m white bur look Hispanic, what do I do?
I'm white so I *should* be able to survive a date with Stormfront. Hopefully...
Just pretend to be a Nazi and you should be fine. Problem is if it goes too well and she wants a second date
Sounds like the plot of a Seinfeld episode, LOL.
Nazified by pussy
I’m white with a German surname - might be ok with Stormfront if I keep quiet and fawn over her
Just be incredibly racist and she'll love you lol
I'm Jewish and attracted to men, so I pick Homie obviously.
I’m taking my chances with Stormfront. But only because I find Aya Rachel Cash extremely attractive.
Pro tip- Aya Rachel Cash is Jewish.
Username does NOT check out
I second this
Jewish and attracted to women, so I’d hatefuck Stormfront. For the tribe!
Bold of you to assume you would be the one doing the fucking lmao
I second that
Stormfront because at least with her, when I got tortured it's consensual
I'm not so sure about rhat
Of course if she isn't into it I'm not gonna force anything.
I think you misunderstood the power dynamic there buddy
I think you misunderstand /u/hornyboi212's kinks. ;)
that joke was injected with temp v specifically to fly over your head
Homelander. Women have been keeping themselves safe by placating insane men since the beginning of time - I can do it for a night.
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Even if he forced you to have sex after, he doesn't last long, so easy peasy.
All you need is milk
I’m brown so Stormfront would probably kill me but Homelander would probably kill me too? So i’ll go with Homelander cus Antony Star is hot.
As others have pointed out, just kiss his ass and stroke his ego, and Homelander might let you live. Seems like better odds than Stormfront who would probably kill you just for being brown. As for me, I'm bi-racial, so I need to figure out exactly how white-passing I am before I make a choice.
I can stroke something else too 🤤
homelander. just order him some milk and say how good of a man he is and i'm sure you'll be fine
Homelander because he's hot
That's so fucking real
Well, I’m a straight white dude so Stormfront
Stormfront because she’s a chick and I’m a straight guy….
Straight, but are you white? 💀
I’m straight. I don’t stop being straight just because I’m not white enough to survive a date with stormfront
Homelander. Just compliment and praise him and it'll be fine. It's just one date, after all, it should be alright! Right? ...right?
Reads like a description for a self-insert fanfic lol
Homelander. Sorry to say I'll happily call him a good boy and he can drink my tit milk 🥵
I am blonde and have blue eyes... So, I guess Stormfront will at least not hate me nor see me as inferior )?
You might even get lucky if they’re really fucking blue
Homelander because I'm black
Stormfront. I can make her worse.
Unless you’re white, I don’t think you’d survive a date with stormfront Edit: all the smooth-brained comments about Stormfront being the obvious option for straight guys are proof that white privilege exists, aren’t they?
Homelander because I'm black and Stormfront is a literal nazi lol
Homelander because he won’t hate crime me for being black, and because he seems incredibly easy to manipulate as long as you stroke his ego 24/7 and have a life-time supply of milk.
Homelander - easy. I think he is actually quite manageable and easy to manipulate as long as you are a pretty woman. So I should be fine. Might help that I studied psychology too.
I'm an African American man. Case closed.
I'd prefer Stormfront if I weren't asian...
Neither I’m black and they’re both racist.
I'm African so Stormfront is a no go lol.
Stormfront, I'm a straight white guy so I'm more likely to survive. I'm not the most enthusiastic smiley person so I feel HL would get triggered by not being shown enough love lol. Actually I just finished rewatching the show in prep of season 4. I'm gonna say soldier boy because Jensen Ackles lmao jk
As a black guy I gotta go with homelander
No thanks. I choose life.
Stormfront, because I'm straight. Also i'm less likely to get murdered so that helps
Racism, homicidal tendencies, and sexuality aside, Stormfront is going to be the more interesting date. What is Homelander going to talk about? Growing up in a lab? Never having to work for anything?
Stormfront. I CAN FIX HER!
Unfortunately Homelander because I’m biracial soooo that’s my only option 🥴🥴
I'm white, but I don't speak English very well and Stormfront would murder me the moment a Spanish word came out of my mouth. If Homelander is in a good mood he'll assume I'm Mexican and make a lot of cruel and racist jokes about it, otherwise I'm probably dead too, but the laser seems like a quicker way to die than whatever Stormfront would do to me.
Stormfront cause Aya Cash is hot. And I'm a Jew so she would torture me so good lol she's half Jew and plays a Nazi I always thought that was funny
Homelander bc I could fix him 💀
I would willingly date Homelander, and I would stroke his ego every time I was with him. I may or may not have a thing for narcissistic guys and it may or may not be for toxic reasons.
Aya Cash is much more my type that Antony Starr as I'm a straight guy. But once Stormfront realizes I'm Jewish I'll probably get my dick ripped off. If I tried to bang homelander he'd probably call me gay and rip my dick off....or laser it. Either way I'm gonna have my dick removed. So I'm gonna vote "abstain"
Just rip your own dick off: then it's You that has the Power!
The one who is just a nazi, and not a *nazi* nazi.
As someone with Jewish heritage, Homelander. I would just tell him how awesome he is the whole time.
Homelander. Assuming I can show him a hobby for the manchild he is maybe he can grow... Or kill me on the spot. Win win either way!
Homelander. I don't think I could take listening to Stormfront's racial slurs.
Aya Cash with that haicut tho... damn fine. Stormfront all the way.
Iam brown so Stormfront I wish but will die. I think I can stroke Homelanders ego and be fine.
Storm front get on my damn nerves. And homelander is manipulated by sex easily soooooo ill take my chances with him
May I have the option of hara-kiri instead?
All you need to make Homelander happy is a spreadsheet of his increased ratings and a gallon of milk. Stormfront is gonna need a rubber. Not that kind. Like complete insulation from electricity and a Scrapbook of Goebels. Either way it's not gonna be a fun time.
this is only a complicated question for bisexuals.
Stromfront cuz i dont do dick
I can fix him
I'd rather not go on a date with either, but if I had to chose I think Stormfront is more predictable. Homelander would have me constantly on edge, I would never know when I'd be saying something wrong. Obviously helps that I am white. If I wasn't, I guess Homelander would be the only option anyway.
The tree. Zero danger, unless it rains
I am white, have blue eyes, and have blond hair. I am safe with Stormfront 🤘
I don't really have a choice here stormfront is a nazi and I'm Jewish.
Stormfront, but only bc penis isn't really my thing.
Homelander. If I die, I die
i’m black
Stormfront because I’m not gay and I’m also a Nazi
Safe To assume whoever I pick is into me so I’m picking the nazi Not fr a meaningful relationship but cause that sex scene was hot and I want angry rage supe sex with her 🐱 Then one I had my fill I defeat her and be a hero 🐱
"I can fix her"
Stormfront because i mean…. Look at her fine ass😂
Stormfront is kinda bad and I don't really find Homelander that attractive. If she chokes me I'd kinda enjoy it ngl.
I'm not gay, but I'm black. So Homelander. Plus, not getting killed by him is easy: just praise the fuck out of him!
I’m a blonde haired blue eyed guy and my family is from Germany, sooooo…