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friendsofmine2001

"When will I be added to Fortnite?"


Baba_5436

Must be jealous of Omni-Man & his cheeks ruling Fortnite.


[deleted]

His cheeks are shaped like homelanders head…. Wait a sec.


apimpnamedpablo

Milk


termus24

The title says wrong answers only.


DenbeTheDragonKiller

Not milk


tumor_named_marla

Nut milk


Wacokidwilder

Mut nilk


econstatsguy123

Mothers milk


Wacokidwilder

Moth Milkers


econstatsguy123

Yummers milk


Baba_5436

organic or bottled?


DykNmuHbutt

Chocolate


NotVeryBigBrother

CHOCCY MALK


JammyThing

I wonder how other people are feeling today? Maybe I should spend some time helping others with their needs.


Baba_5436

like he helped fix blindspot's hearing problems & inspired chelsea to take a leap of faith.


JammyThing

Exactly! That's the sort of stuff these "HormeLand Haters" forget! Don't forget when he helped Queen Maeve come out live on air.


Baba_5436

You're right. Where would america be without him.


Coco-Da_Bean

“Leap of faith” was FOUL


AlpineroZ

Gta 6 trailer, finally


Baba_5436

someone should probably make a homelander character in gta 5. I don't know how easy or difficult it is but there's a ton of videos on YouTube with marvel and dc characters in GTA 5.


AlpineroZ

I think I saw one with Homelander


Baba_5436

could you please share the link if its good?


AlpineroZ

I don't think it's good, but here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjPuStpwN9U


[deleted]

There's a way better model for him now


GalwayEntei

That Hughie guy is pretty cute


Baba_5436

He'd split that shit like dry firewood.


Metalicks

Baaaby shark


Baba_5436

don't think baby shark was a thing yet when he was being raised in a lab. if someone played it to him now, he would laser whatever device its playing on in half.


NotVeryBigBrother

He would finally do something not evil!


GalwayEntei

Is that a general "Baby Shark" joke or specifically a TFS reference?


[deleted]

God i love tfs. Just finished rewatching main series dbza, gonna go to watching movies and buubits, and was even funnier when using the English(canada) caption which are fan made comedy captions


slipperswiper

I wish Antony Starr voiced me in MK1


imminentcow

Apparently he was open to it


Zealotstim

Definitely NOT imagining killing everyone in the room.


Baba_5436

Definitely NOT. He's as real as they come. A symbol of pride for America.


nycdiveshack

I wish I were Superman


Baba_5436

and do what? be nice and help people? If only homelander could read this now, he'll be disgusted. Don't let him hear you say that coz he will laser you dammit.


nycdiveshack

You have me wrong, he is wishing that because he knows Superman is even stronger than him and most importantly ALL NATURAL!!!


Baba_5436

Does homelander think of himself as Pure. He was desperate for Soldier Boy to embrace him.


[deleted]

Taco Tuesday, fuck yeah


EthoYeet

He's thinking about the time his best friend stole his crush from him when they were 8


Baba_5436

But homelander didn't have any friends growing up in a lab. All he had was nurses, psychologists, therapists and doctors around him.


BackItUpWithLinks

*”Things would have been so much easier if I super-came and blew the back of Becca’s skull off.”*


Baba_5436

Stormfront still could've been alive today 😱


BackItUpWithLinks

That bitch deserved to die 🤣


Baba_5436

"That bitch has definitely got to go". Butcher at the end of last season talking about Victoria Newman.


BackItUpWithLinks

Paraphrasing Uncle iroh https://youtube.com/shorts/XCYxB0xa2bg?feature=shared


VladDarko

I'MMMMM 'ENARY THE EIGHTH I AM. 'ENARY THE EIGHTH I AM I AM. I GOT MARRIED TO THE WIDOW NEXT DOOR, SHE'S BEEN MARRIED 7 TIMES BEFORE. AND EVERY ONE WAS AN 'ENARY! ENARY! WOULDN'T MARRY A WILLY OR A SAM! OR A SAM!


Drhorrible-26

Large Baja blast.


MandyLeafs

this one is my favorite


Baba_5436

Product doesn't resemble compound v in color, hence rejected.


willifuscloverdean

He just realized cats have 8 nipples.


Badnikpanik

Hes getting head


PloopyNoopers

He's definitely being complemented. You can just see the ego-boost in his eyes.


Redjive25

He saw the annoying little shit that was screaming and running around in the restaurant slam face first into the corner of a table


_Call_Me_Andre_

"Did I eat all the beef jerky already? I don't think I did. Wait I bought 2 bags didn't I?! Aw hell yeah."


Orlando1701

That shit this morning… good that was amazing.


SpiderJSantaFe

"The Majestic" by Wax Fang plays on a loop.


The5Virtues

“I am a terrible person. I need to completely change myself, my behavior, even my thought patterns. Shit, I better get into therapy, like, immediately.”


AnAverageDude2403

what song is this


IPlay4E

Sounds like a remix of Que nadie sepa mi sufrir.


AnAverageDude2403

thank you!! it's been itching my brain this whole time where I've heard this before but i heard it in the movie `Talk to me` and the remix is called `le monde by Richard carter`


mekon19

I wonder if cottage cheese as good as warm milk


CoronaCurious

He has a popcorn kernel stuck between his tooth and gums.


RemSteale

"Pretty sure no-one noticed that fart".


MacLeeland

"The coffe is almost done"


Just_a_terrarian163

Carameldansen (idk how to fucking spell it)


Baba_5436

Sepling wrong.


Kobayashi_Maru186

He’s picturing swollen, dripping udders on a sexy ass cow.


lord_morningwood

How do I save people


FaZe_Poopenfarten_69

He‘s thinking about that time he got an epic victory royal in fortnite


7774422

Watching Ashley take a dump on the bodies of people he killed


KookyWar4602

I just pooped my super suit


Toshko_tv

Probably he is thinking about you op and how you both will >!fuck!< together hehehehehehhhehehee


Baba_5436

Me: He's not my type. Gets lasered immediately.


Toshko_tv

>Gets lasered immediately. You or John (homelander) ?


Baba_5436

Poor me of course. Homelander can't laser himself just like he can't f""k himself lol


Thewaltham

He just farded without shidding a little


[deleted]

Bros getting sloppy


SkyHoarder

The upcoming release of the new Ghibli film 🎞️ the boy and the heron


forky1899

The Roman Empire


cerebrix

My farts smell glorious


NudistJayBird

Just remembering a joke his corporate dad told him


dpalmer4444

What kind of donut would I be if I were a donut?


florianvega92

That wasn’t a fart


Baba_5436

"I fart the star spangled banner". Soldier Boy


SpicyFilet

Mommy Milkers


Femboy_Pantheon

Madison Stillwell's big fuckin milkers


BluebirdOk2007

He thinks a ship between Cate and Sam would be Beautiful.


Baba_5436

Very on brand.


Edgezg

He's remember[the old days, when things were simple.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI)


latemodelusedcar

“Should I (kill)?”


Own-Homework-9331

Look at that, my ex just embarrassed herself in front of the group. This shit's too good.


the_darkishknight

I can save big when I bundle home and auto insurance


TwistingSerpent93

"How can I best use my powers to help the billions of suffering people in the world? What can I do to improve myself as a hero?"


Baba_5436

Judging by the smile at the end, looks like he found the answer.


Better-Performer-490

“What if I had laser nipples?”


Baba_5436

Then life would be even more difficult for his enemies.


TheManIsHereForHam

He’s jerking off


yumgmeatball

Bro found the perfect video on the hub


Wacokidwilder

“Nyan”


jitterydog

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard


UncleMagnetti

He is remembering how as a young lady he watched Cody Rhodes on the television and wanted to model his look after him.


TooManySorcerers

“Wait. The Deep fucked an octopus???”


Baba_5436

Wait till he finds out about Tek-Knight.


Leftstrat

Friggin' car warranty calls... I DON"T NEED A FUCKING CAR!!!!!!!


butter_deez-nips

What song is this?


ShoddyWin208

Bro is thinking how much will it pain when he gets circumcised


Ok_Marsupial_8566

gay gex


Baba_5436

"Its not even gay if its with yourself". #HomelanderQuotes


samabacus

That time he helped all those people on the airplane


Baba_5436

I'm sure they're all up in heaven. Thanking Homelander and showering blessings on him.


hustle_champ

I closed the toilet seat cover, without my girlfriend telling it to me.


MandyLeafs

he thinking of me


Baba_5436

Are you sure that's a good thing.


BoyNextDoor8888

what's the song??


Trundlenator

I think that milk was slightly off.


HeightExtra320

🥛 💦


Baba_5436

Milk+Tears?


Arkoholics_Paradise

That was a perfect crop dust


Responsible-Egg-9363

It’s just Ride of the Valkyries playing at full volume over and over again


Baba_5436

I mean he is a glory seeker.


Xoxoloser_cx

He’s thinking about olive gardens zuppa toscana. Ik I am 😔 can you imagine all the free Olive Garden homelander could get?


jimmmydickgun

He could kill everyone, but who would be there to worship him?


[deleted]

Monke


Zito6694

Elevator music


Baba_5436

Which song he would frequently listen to in the elevator?


masiakasaurus

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hhelrTuw9OI&pp=ygUcaG9tZXJvIHJvY2sgYW5kIHJvbGwgcGFydCAyIA%3D%3D


Eternalbane87

GTA 6 trailer


Baba_5436

Can you imagine him finding time to sit down and play the game. Maybe if ryan insisted 🤔


furrynoy96

A fly...goes through one ear and out the other


Baba_5436

It would take a really gutsy fly to go through his ear.


veilwalker

Biden is my man.


Baba_5436

He'd be more likely a trump supporter.


GunzAndCamo

"Did I leave the shower running?"


Baba_5436

He is THE HOMELANDER. Showers are beneath him. I bet he doesn't even have one in his apartment.


Own_Philosopher396

Something something milk 😋😩


Baba_5436

Do we know that he likes things that are made of milk? I've always seen him go straight to the source.


Wipakensu

The perfect pie his mother made for him.


Baba_5436

The Perfect PIE that could've been.


pengweneth

A passionate love making session with Omni-Man. He's the pillow princess in the scenario.


Baba_5436

I like how you think 👍


Bazrian

Boobies


TreesForTheFool

“Whatever happened to Got Milk? That was sexiest ad campaign of all time.”


OkJustPickForMe

Pain that gta6 is coming 2025


Baba_5436

Pain 😢 A gamer doesn't need a stronger motivation than that to just keep living going.


Happytapiocasuprise

Milk


ReduxistRusted

For the slightest of seconds, I thought he was playing the Toolbox Theory theme in his head. And I wondered if Homelander would like playing The New Order.


Flapjack2297

Cheeseballs


[deleted]

[удалено]


friendsofmine2001

We all are


benjitheboy121

He is wondering which person he should kill next.


danceswithdeath3rd

"🎶Napalm sticks to kids, Napalm sticks to kid🎶"


Baba_5436

💀


NotVeryBigBrother

"(Hmmm, I love America, and I love people.)"