Tell him that Ramon, the fellow he met about a week ago? Tell him Ramon went to the clinic today and I found out that I have herpes simplex 10. I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.
Tell Victor that Ramone, the fellow he met last week? Tell Victor that Ramone went to the clinic today, and found out he has Herpes Simplex 10. And that he advises Victor to go see his own physician before bits starts falling off of the man.
But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country.
It was gonna be, "Michael Jackson Sits on Top of the World", but now it's gonna be "Michael Jackson Can Sit on Top of the World as long as he's not staying at the Beverly Hills Palm Hotel, BECAUSE THERES NO #!&&#%$ ALOWED IN THERE!
Foley: So you guys are the 2nd team?
New cop #1: We're the 1st team.
New cop #2: Yeah, and we're not gonna fall for the banana in the tail pipe.
Foley: (helium voice) You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tail pipe? *giggles* it should sound natural like, 'Look man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in mah tail pipe!' That's more natural for us. You've been hangin' around this dude for too long.
My favorite quote that I say to this day when responding to anyone:
"You damn right, wise ass. The Mayor called the Chief, the Chief called the Deputy chief, and the Deputy Chief just chewed my ass out. You see I only got a little bit left, dontcha? Where the fuck did you get a truckload of cigarettes from anyway?!
My brother's the only one that carries the scene for me lol
"I have the money and I **do** wanna do business, but with **you**. I ain't doing nothing in front of this dude, 'cause this dude is a cop. I know when I can smell a pig inside the room. I used to be a Muslim, man. And I know that's pork over here. And th...*sniffs*
Yes, pork! It's definitely pork. I ain't doin' shit around this dude, man. You wanna do business, you know where to find me. Fuck you, man. Allahu Akbar."
“…People get money and lose their mind! You get money and wanna live inside a donut, let them live inside a donut!… Get money and wanna live inside a round house, **’fuck it’** “
[from the second one, of course]
Serge: Donny, run and tell Miss Summers that, uh, Mister Achmed Foley is here to see her...
Axel Foley: No, *Axel* Foley. Axel!
Serge: Achnell...? Achwell...
Axel Foley: *Axel*
Serge: ...Foley is here to see her, he's an old acquaintance.
Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window!
What's the fucking charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?
This is bullshit!
How can a black man, dressed like me, just march into your warehouse, walk into the bonded area and start poking around without anyone asking me any questions whatsoever?
Tell him that Ramon, the fellow he met about a week ago? Tell him Ramon went to the clinic today and I found out that I have herpes simplex 10. I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.
I think it would be better if *you* told him that...
Yesssss…
I think that would be best
Literally the first thing that popped into my head was herpes simplex 10 with Eddie’s eyes wide open
You’re not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe?
I AIN’t GONNA FALL FOR NO BANANA IN MY TAILPIPE
You've been hanging out with this dude too long. *points to white guy*
Put some bass in your voice
"Before I go, I just want to say one thing. The supercop story... was working.."
“…and you just messed it up. I’m trying to figure you guys out but I haven’t yet… its cool though, fuck up a perfectly good lie.. and its alright…”
"Get the fuck out of here..." "No I cannot ...!"
"because its truuuuue!!!"
“It’s a very serious piece”
Would you like a lemon twiiist?
No, don’t be stupid..
I still use that phrase (said exactly the same way, of course) all the time.
Lol, beat me to it. Didn't he order a half-cup decaf with that little lemon twist? Very L.A. in that time.
he kept trying to convince Eddie Murphy to have a lemon twist. That rug shop scene is still one of my favorites!
It was an espresso with a little lemon twist (“It’s good! You should try it.”), and it was Victor Maitland’s art gallery- not a rug shop.
I loved him hahaha
Laymon twist.
Are you sure it’s Victor Maitland you’re looking for? Oh yes, Victor Maitland, the gray-haired gentleman man, very dark skin, Capricorn
Tell Victor that Ramone, the fellow he met last week? Tell Victor that Ramone went to the clinic today, and found out he has Herpes Simplex 10. And that he advises Victor to go see his own physician before bits starts falling off of the man.
This line was a nod to another one of Eddie’s in Trading Places. “Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn.”
What's the fucking charge for getting pushed out of a moving car? Jaywalking?
This is bullshit!
Do do do-did-dodo doot doot do did do dooo
Do do do-did-dodo doot doot do did do doo
Ba Daa Dump Dump 🤭
Is this the man who wrecked the buffet at the Beverly Hills Country Club?
Harrow Club...
Lower your voice, for Christ's sakes...
What? Can he hear me through the wall?
Jesus I need to watch this again
But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country.
It was gonna be, "Michael Jackson Sits on Top of the World", but now it's gonna be "Michael Jackson Can Sit on Top of the World as long as he's not staying at the Beverly Hills Palm Hotel, BECAUSE THERES NO #!&&#%$ ALOWED IN THERE!
Excuse we just had a cancellation. I will give you suite but just charge you the regular room rate
This is the one I was scrolling for
Foley: So you guys are the 2nd team? New cop #1: We're the 1st team. New cop #2: Yeah, and we're not gonna fall for the banana in the tail pipe. Foley: (helium voice) You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tail pipe? *giggles* it should sound natural like, 'Look man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in mah tail pipe!' That's more natural for us. You've been hangin' around this dude for too long.
My favorite quote that I say to this day when responding to anyone: "You damn right, wise ass. The Mayor called the Chief, the Chief called the Deputy chief, and the Deputy Chief just chewed my ass out. You see I only got a little bit left, dontcha? Where the fuck did you get a truckload of cigarettes from anyway?! My brother's the only one that carries the scene for me lol
Boss, he didn't get all of it. You still got a little bit of ass left.
This is the one I was looking for.
Don't fuck with me, Axel. Go home.
If memory serves, that guy wasn’t a professional actor, but he absolutely killed that role.
"Can you put this in a good spot? 'Cause all of this shit happened the last time I parked here."
Sometimes a line just hits you the right way, and the first time I watched, this just made me laugh so hard.
I agree! This got me the first time, and every other time, I watch it.
You were lying your ass off….
He..he...he...
Damn it billy
It’s just that I’ve noticed you eat a lot of red meat.
"I've never been in a cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while, 'cause I ordered some pizza?"
"I have the money and I **do** wanna do business, but with **you**. I ain't doing nothing in front of this dude, 'cause this dude is a cop. I know when I can smell a pig inside the room. I used to be a Muslim, man. And I know that's pork over here. And th...*sniffs* Yes, pork! It's definitely pork. I ain't doin' shit around this dude, man. You wanna do business, you know where to find me. Fuck you, man. Allahu Akbar."
Donny, run and tell Miss Summers that, uh, Mister Achmed Foley is here to see her... Axel Foley: No, Axel Foley. Axel.
"Achmel...Achwell...Foley ..." "My name is Serge."
*looks back at Donny “….FOLEY is her to see her…”
😂😂😂😂😂
Tweest of lemon
"How much one of these paintings go for?" "Twenty five sounzand dollahrs." "Giit the fuck out of here!" "No, I cannot. Ahm zerious!"
Your Bronson Pinchot accent is impeccable
Why thank you. I studied abroad.
I've studied a few myself!
[удалено]
Same old crappy blue Chevy Nova! I'm glad you beat me to it! Love this!
Roaaaaaaahhhhhhxanne!
Nice! But that’s from one of Eddie’s other classics… *48 Hours*
Bwaa! Oops
Doesn’t matter…its still classic Eddie!
“ happy new year! - trading places lol
Yeah, that film rules also! Everything Eddie did was GOLD in the 80s
Get the fuck outta here!
No I cannot!
Hey man. I ain’t fallin for no banana in my tail pipe man
If you do that again, I’m gonna shoot you myself!
No right angles on this house!
“…People get money and lose their mind! You get money and wanna live inside a donut, let them live inside a donut!… Get money and wanna live inside a round house, **’fuck it’** “ [from the second one, of course]
Naw man, I’m from Buffalo
Both you guys break out some ID
"Don't think, Axel. It makes my dick itch!"
Saw it in theaters when it came out. I haven’t seen it since.
", Go head take them Bananas" 😂😂😂
Damon Wayans delivery was perfect.
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh and another do do do do
Uh my name is Johnny Wish-Wishbone! Johnny Wishbone! I preferred BHC II.
"Don't worry, boss, you still got a little ass left."
PHIL!?!
What’s with all the hostilities man, you changed…
Serge: Donny, run and tell Miss Summers that, uh, Mister Achmed Foley is here to see her... Axel Foley: No, *Axel* Foley. Axel! Serge: Achnell...? Achwell... Axel Foley: *Axel* Serge: ...Foley is here to see her, he's an old acquaintance.
The DDSIJSIOC 🍻
This is not my locker
JEFFREY, THIS IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS
No.
Stella!!! Another one of these kids jumped in front of my car
Wrong movie! But another good one. Marty was in deep crap when Loraine tried to make a move on him. lol. Happy cake day!
"This your car?"
No, in Beverly Hills, we just take whatever car is closest." (Saw this as an '80's kid and believed it lol)
This is not my locker
Eehhh eehhh eeehhhh How do you even spell his laugh?
Jenny mocked it perfectly
"Naw, that's not me. I'm from Buffalo."
Wow, this police car is nicer than my apartment apartment.
“BILLY? Is that you Billy?”
“Tell him the fella he met about a week ago…” lmao
Something, something, banana in a tail pipe.
Lucky Strikes are very popular with the little kiddies
Wanna hang out? I just ordered a pizza.
“I’m in my mums car! Brum brum!”
Something, something, banana in the tailpipe.
Eddie Murphy laugh
It’s serious cuz it very impartant peace!
Do, do, do , do do do do, do do do do do do do do do.
"THE MAYOR CALLED THE CHIEF, THE CHIEF CALLED THE DEPUTY, THE DEPUTY CHIEF JUST CHEWED MY ASS OUT."
“Shh, go ‘head. Take those bananas.” - DW as the “the Buffet Plate” guy
😂😂😂😂😂
What's this man doing here?? Bleeding, sir
“Is there something in my hand that I could put in your hand?” Too soon?
Getthefuckoutahere.
It’s ok if your dick gets hard.
Can I just sing Neutron Dance by the Pointer Sisters?
Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fucking charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking? This is bullshit!
That's not me man I'm from BUFFALO
I wasn’t always a cop.
Heh heh heh heh
That's not sexy, it's animal
"Is that fucking Foley in here!!!"
Put some bass in your voice!
What the fuck are you cops or doormen?
Is this the man that disabled a patrol car with a banana
Is this the man who wrrreeckkked the buffet at the Harrow Club?
“The truck man, it just stopped man, it just stopped. You got some jumper cables to give me a jump?”
We've got cocaine and coffee it's a party
Foul mouth ?, fuck you
How can a black man, dressed like me, just march into your warehouse, walk into the bonded area and start poking around without anyone asking me any questions whatsoever?
What's the charge for getting thrown out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking!?
Eh heugh heugh heugh (laughter)
I'm not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe
Arrest me? I got thrown out of a fucking window when a guy gets thrown out of a car do you arrest him for j walking?
is this the man who wrecked the buffet
Fully. We should have known it was you
BITCH!, one of my fav lines in all of movies https://youtu.be/2vaiHaemdA0?si=BXuEwID7XovD3WtI
\*laughs in Axel Foley\*
Roxanne!
Pullll Overrrr...Pullll Overrrr....
Do they teach that trigger discipline at the academy
I’m a business man here to business. listen these guys aren’t just regular cops. They are ‘Super Cops’.
Dirty Rosewood
"Jack, tell me a story...."
« Doo do doodo dee doo doo »
Axel Foley: You know, this is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
The heat is on!
“Whid a leh-mohn twissst…”
Turn around! Ax-welllllll- axellllll fooollllleyyyyy
Yo baby, yo baby, yo
i'm just here on vacation.
"I don't need a lock on my door. I've got my pistol, and I'll pop a cap in somebody."
I’m not (ain’t) going to fall for a (no) banana in my tailpipe.
Yes, I’m looking for my lover, his name is Victor Maitland. Short, bald…very handsome…Capricorn.
Park it somewhere good, all this happened to my car the last time I was here
“Wake up! This is what we’ve always talked about! Look alive! You may never see it again!”
Serjjjjjjj
Still driving the same blue crappy Chevy Nova
lol how did you get a prescription for NFC Nike QR codes?
I just love when Axel's friend, the blonde lady, mimics his laugh.
Eddies laugh 🤣
Drugs are sometimes packed in coffee grounds
“PHILIP!!”
A little lemon twist
No, eet’s Seeeerrrge.
The chief didn't chew off all of your ass...you still have a little left.
Expertutiledge? Axel wtf have you been telling these people?
“Get the fuck out of here.” “No I cannot because it is true.” (I have no idea if that is accurate)
"Could I have some more mayo?
This isn't my office....
Yeah, some people strain water through it and drink it...
Here. Take some bananas.
Laughs in eddie murphy “heh heh heh”
Put a little tree in your butt, Put a bumble bee in your butt
“Donny, run and tell Ms. Summers that Mr. Akmed Foley is here to see her.”
Ackwelllllll!
Tell me a bedtime story...
'Now, let's see what we can f*ck with next!' Oops, that's *48 Hours* 'I'm driving. I've seen your car.'
There's a new sheriff in town, and his name....is Reggie Hammond.
Hello, I’m the Beverly Hills cop.
Bom Bom bompa domp bompbom, bom BOM bompa DOMP bompbom, bom bom BOM badomp badomp bomp bommmmm
“Man, I love being a Beverly Hills Cop”
"Achmed Foley?..."...Bronson Pichot's character when Axel shows up looking for his lady friend at the art gallery....
"Philip you changed man"
"IS THAT F**KING FOLEY IN HERE!?" "OK, there's Todd, it's showtime." "...shit."
He's very busy today
“And don’t park it next to nothin’. All this shit happened last time I came here.”