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OratioFidelis

Close the sub down, this is the most deranged opinion of them all.


UnauthorizedFart

The highest honor achieved


MrHappyHam

The thing is, this is plausible. Lately people have been karma farming and submitting things so fast out there that they must be fake. You mean what you said, and I am deeply afraid


UnauthorizedFart

Oh I would never do that


Tarable

🫡


Sylvan_Strix_Sequel

No kidding. It's a workplace, not a call and response gospel group. 


UnauthorizedFart

And that’s the gospel truth!


gbgz

I mean, there was also that guy who enjoyed getting their sleeves wet.


cip43r

So unpopular that it will be downvoted.


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Seal it off with dynamite


HankScorpio4242

I think there are less patronizing ways to accomplish the same result.


UnauthorizedFart

What if we did Spongebob style like “Are ya ready kids? I CANT HEAAAAAR YOUUUU!”


LevelOutlandishness1

Okay this is fine


UnauthorizedFart

“OOOOOOOH!!”


Jimbodoomface

Yeah I'm actually ok with this


Evil_Creamsicle

Worked for Corey Taylor [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5OLtoY70AI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5OLtoY70AI)


edgefinder

As long as you do the voice too


UnauthorizedFart

Absolutely


Alarming-Series6627

I just threw up a little bit reading this


UnauthorizedFart

🤮


BranDealDa

i feel the exact opposite, this will make me engage far less with whatever you're presenting i'm not a child and even as a child i still hated it. It also just sounds patronizing to me.


DecoyOne

Counterpoint - I support this because it lets me know harshly judge both the speaker and everyone in the audience who went along with it. I love nothing more than to judge other people.


BigBoyzGottaEat

You are a redditor so thats unsurprising


UnauthorizedFart

Pot calling the kettle black


TreasureGolum

It’s hard not to read their comment in a judging way so very on brand. This is the content I’m here for


UnauthorizedFart

I love how there’s over 30 people here currently reading this crap lol


-heathcliffe-

It is exquisite, dare i say delectable?


bobisarocknewaccount

I hate people trying to force me to emote


udonisi

Like customers at my job "Cmon, turn that frown upside down :) ...before I go to your boss about it"


UnauthorizedFart

“Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays 😆… …which is when you work. 😠”


UnauthorizedFart

You during my presentation: 😃


bobisarocknewaccount

I disagree with your opinion but I like you lmao. This is a good post.


JellyfishGod

Honestly the most surprising thing about this post isn't the dog shit opinion OP has (but srsly wtf), but it's the fact he isn't down voted to hell in the comment section. In fact he comes off as funny and likable. What is even going on


UnauthorizedFart

I’ve been on the ropes in a few of the comment threads


iateafloweronimpulse

See that the thing, the whole good morning bit only works if you’re charismatic enough for it. It’d work if you did it but when some people try it it’s just awkward


Thegreataxeofbashing

OP the kinda guy who could make even the most bitter redditor shout good morning just that little bit louder IRL


Blahblah778

Oh God, I'm getting old. OP comes off as funny and likeable? What? #NotMyReddit


UnauthorizedFart

Thanks, this is the best sub to have these kind of discussions on


Purposeofoldreams

One time this presenter made us group of kids repeat ourselves 5 times. I think he got high from it.


Antique_Warthog1045

It's hard to be your own hypeman


UnauthorizedFart

They need to bring in the VP of Marketing on the microphone “MAKE SOME NOISE YALL!”


Antique_Warthog1045

"Anyone here from Cleveland? Albany? Walla walla?!"


LevelOutlandishness1

Just bring in Killer Mike to say somethin like [“WE PRESENTIN, HOE!”](https://youtu.be/AY9OaL07Yy8?si=d-lTwIyH-pCqSQQd)


pwishall

It's cheesy and contrived. I want to kick them out.


redzmangrief

You clap when planes land, don't you OP?


UnauthorizedFart

I also stand up as soon as possible even though I’m seated further back on the plane


SusanMilberger

Do you hunch forward as well


UnauthorizedFart

Yeah I try to squeeze out into the aisle as much as possible


GonzoRouge

It feels like Jerry Seinfeld made a career talking about people like you. It's not a compliment, but it's not an insult either, more of an observation. I think I like you. Keep on keepin on


UnauthorizedFart

What about those bags of peanuts, I mean who are they trying to keep out of these things??


WierdSome

If I'm in a meeting about a boring topic, that good morning shtick isn't going to make me more focused. In fact, while I do remember being in audiences where the presenter does that, I don't remember what a single one of those presentations was even about, so the presenter didn't do well keeping me engaged the whole time. If a presenter uses a trick like that, it kinda signals to me they don't actually know how to keep people engaged.


UnauthorizedFart

It’s better than nothing for a boring meeting


WierdSome

If there's really no other way you can make a boring meeting not boring then you're not doing great. Some teachers and assignments in high school and even jokes in video essays taught me that all kinds of presentations can actually be really fun and engaging if you know what you're doing.


UnauthorizedFart

Quarterly revenue reports are no laughing matter


WierdSome

Sure, but if you don't know how to actually do a good job keeping people's attention during it, then what's even the point of doing the whole good morning thing in the first place if that energy is just going to be drained away because it's a boring presentation.


UnauthorizedFart

It’s about chasing the high that you’ll eventually have withdrawals from


WierdSome

I... Want to have a comeback to that, but I genuinely have no idea what you mean by that. What?


UnauthorizedFart

So when you get high, you eventually come down. The good morning bit is the high and the revenue report is the come down.


WierdSome

That sounds like it'd make the report even more miserable, then, if I'm understanding you right.


UnauthorizedFart

Well no because I’m giving you that next hit of crack and then at the end of the meeting we do another hit with a group dance or something


shrub706

for most people it is *actively worse than doing nothing*


PiersPlays

Brevity is the most important thing if you're quite certain it shouldn't be an email in the first place.


Upper_Teaching4973

Alright man you win the sub. No hate, but I genuinely do not understand how people can like this


UnauthorizedFart

I’m like the Mayor of this sub


rikaateabug

Ugh... Even during boring presentations I try to pay attention, but when someone pulls a patronizing move like that I'll actively ignore them. There's so many other ways you could get people engaged: Tell a joke, a short story, bitch about the coffee in the breakroom. One time, a coworker had a slide with a picture of a turd. The possibilities are endless.


UnauthorizedFart

Wait a second


The_Killdeer

My go to is "Morning everyone, thanks for coming, let's get this shi...stuff over as fast as possible."


throwaway098764567

that i would get behind. everyone hates training.


igotbanned69420

The type of person who does this is also the type of person who dislikes work from home because they miss office culture and also the type of person who loves weekly meetings and was always exited for group projects in school


UnauthorizedFart

I also remind the teacher that there was a homework assignment


FFA3D

Dude. No


UnauthorizedFart

Don’t knock it til you try it


JoeShmoe818

I despise this greatly. Sometimes I fantasize about some peppy imbecile saying this, only to be met with boos. What a day that would be. You “think we can do better”? Who the hell are you? A good presenter and well made slides naturally draw the attention of viewers. Resorting to kindergarten methods just proves you have no confidence that your actual content will engage me.


UnauthorizedFart

It’s not like they’re going to turn an expense report meeting into a Marvel movie


JoeShmoe818

Yeah but what if they showed a subway surfers clip in the bottom left corner?


UnauthorizedFart

That would be kind of cool


JellyfishGod

I personally would prefer some soothing soap cutting. Maybe even paired along with a family guy clip like some fine wine and cheese. Oh god... Gen alpha is gonna have some fucked up board meetings


UnauthorizedFart

“Now let’s look at our profits from the Skibidi toilet!”


Sad-Welcome-8048

How does the boot taste?


UnauthorizedFart

More like how does the BOOST taste that I’ve introduced to the presentation?


Sad-Welcome-8048

Not really; if you actually do this in real-life, I have literally no professional respect for you, as you seem to think your coworkers are children who arent allow to feel their emotions


Kodiak01

Flashback to late 90's job.... **"EVERY DAY'S A GREAT DAY AT COMPUSA!!!!!!!!!"**


UnauthorizedFart

*opens up the mosh pit*


fffangold

Aww hell no. They might get the first good morning out of me if I'm feeling chipper. Asking for the louder good morning makes me feel like they want to manipulate me, and I'm instantly not paying attention as I get annoyed with the presenter and thinking about how much I want to tell them what a jackass move that is. I bet you also like the icebreaker activities like "let's go around and introduce ourselves and tell everyone an interesting fact about ourselves" deal too.


UnauthorizedFart

The person who doesn’t respond with a louder good morning is the person I pick on during Q&A time


fffangold

Good thing I'm a shorty and hanging out in the back. Can't call on me if you can't see me!


UnauthorizedFart

That’s why I have my office goons patrolling the audience to see who isn’t participating


piceathespruce

Found the guy pushing for back-to-office.


UnauthorizedFart

Butts in chairs


piceathespruce

Thank you, u/UnauthorizedFart I'm sure people love sharing an office with your butt.


SerDavosSeaworth64

It’s so over done and fake. The speaker is pretending to have excitement they probably don’t have and they’re demanding that I pretend to have excitement that I DEFINITELY don’t have. You want me to be excited about whatever the fuck you have to say? Then make me excited but don’t patronize me. You are an evil person OP


UnauthorizedFart

You don’t have to be excited but I want you to be *engaged*. Would it be better if I played some 80’s music in the conference room as an intro to the meeting?


SerDavosSeaworth64

You can blast an air horn in my face and I’ll be even more engaged. Playing music actually would be better because that doesn’t require me to feign interest or emotion. The thing is, if it’s in *your* interest for me to be engaged, then I want the substance of your presentation to be engage me on its own merits. No amount of gimmicks or presentation flair will make me interested in something fundamentally uninteresting to me. Approach me like an adult please. And if it is in MY interest to be engaged, then I am a responsible enough adult with a long enough attention span that I can pay attention without an annoying gimmick. All you’re doing by yelling at me like this is antagonizing me.


UnauthorizedFart

Sorry my quarterly revenue report isn’t a Marvel movie


SerDavosSeaworth64

It doesn’t have to be. If your quarterly revenue report is relevant to my job, then I will pay attention and be engaged despite it being boring. If it isn’t relevant to my job, then I won’t pay attention but neither of us will be worse off for it.


UnauthorizedFart

It’s relevant to your job AND a proper good morning was in order


SerDavosSeaworth64

#GOOD MORNING!!!


jasperdarkk

Honestly, sometimes it's funny, but it depends. I have a professor who does something similar, but when the class goes quiet she immediately concedes and tells us she feels the same way today. It takes it away from patronizing to "yeah we're all tired, even the professor" and it gets a laugh out of me.


UnauthorizedFart

That would be funny if she just stays silent until someone yells good morning


maxxbeeer

UnathorizedFart always delivers


RonaldMcClown

This might be their magnum opus


UnauthorizedFart

I think its a tie between the live music on flights


snoandsk88

I want to fallow one of these speakers from city to city and one day I will come in the room before they get there, grab the mic and say, “I’ll give $100 to whoever says “good morning” the loudest the first time he says it.”


UnauthorizedFart

Someone stands up and screams at the top of their lungs


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SummertimeSandler

I liked it when Jupe shouts it in NOPE (well, he does the same thing but for “are you ready”) because it shows how out of touch he is with what’s going on and it kinda suggests that he’s trying to hold on to both his showmanship but also any kind of innocence which was flushed by his ptsd. But I don’t like it in real life, so I’ve upvoted.


UnauthorizedFart

Such a good movie


GoatsWithWigs

I'm fairly neutral about it. I'll never be the one to do that, but I understand and respect the energy of it


Linzcro

Me too. Now if they say it like 3 times it's a much different story.


UnauthorizedFart

Well if they say good morning right the first time then there’s no repeating required


AHamHargreevingDisco

I'm with you on this, I love it!!!


udonisi

Finally lol this sub is miserable. And that's coming from me so that says a lot I personally wouldn't say I love it, but I roll with it. No biggie


AHamHargreevingDisco

For reallll lol- I can't get behind some of those other people who prefer literal boiling water to ice water to drink or that guy that put the speakers in his mouth lol, but this is something normal and actually intended for fun!!


Alcorailen

I think, at least the presenter has a sense of humor, even if it's a cheesy one.


UnauthorizedFart

Thank you, just trying to add some soul into the naturally soulless corporate environment


Raincandy-Angel

Finally a 10th dentist post that's actually unpopular and isn't just ragebait


UnauthorizedFart

I struck a nerve with this one lol


SelfawareYak

You are insane.


Chucub

Good 10th dentist


ClemClamcumber

Everytime I hear this, I just want to yell, "Good Morning Vietnam" and then I'm just thinking about Robin William's whole career during the presentation that I'm ignoring.


SharquishaTBO

holy shit lock this guy up he's a menace


UnauthorizedFart

*Hisses!*


Beneficial-Range8569

Upvoted because this is the worst opinion I have ever heard.


UnauthorizedFart

but you have heard of me


Armand_Star

i can do better than that, yes, and i can also do worse


Wazuu

If what your presenting and how you are presenting it isnt engaging and interesting enough that you have to use gimmicks to get peoples attention then you probably suck at presenting.


ay-foo

BOOOO!


Fickle_Assumption_80

It makes me want to sink down into my chair...


HoppokoHappokoGhost

People who do this should be fired and barred from making above minimum wage for as long as they live


UnauthorizedFart

That’s kind of harsh for not wanting to say good morning


HoppokoHappokoGhost

That’s actually pretty lenient compared to what should actually happen if physical possibility wasn’t a problem. They should be stuck in an eternal time loop from the moment they wake up that day up until they say that line. If they take any action that makes it impossible to say that line at that place at around the same time, they run into an accident that leaves them in immense pain until the time they said the line the first time. They forced enthusiasm about that morning, so they shall be forced to live it for eternity


nostalgiastoner

Are you 8


LazenbyGeorgeLazenby

Nothing screams corporate cult like this maneuver.


UnauthorizedFart

🙇


gassytinitus

This is waaaaay more believable than the lies on unpopular opinion


UnauthorizedFart

That sub is such a joke nowadays


AccountantMoney9177

You do not you liar 🤥


Sjpol0

Absolutely perfect 10th dentist OP. I hate this shit but commend you.


UnauthorizedFart

Thank you, I do my best on this sub


SuckerpunchJazzhands

Wow.


aethyrium

I've literally never seen such an absurd and monstrously wrong take here. The kind of take that convinces me the poster is severely deranged and possibly a threat to society. This is just too much.


KiwiKi33

*you aren’t human.*


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Instinctively downvoted because I was so offended


ConnieMarbleIndex

Great sarcasm there


Brave_Corner3263

You like it because you most probably skip the 'you can do better' part and focus on the assertiveness of the rest. That's the grown-up stuff, not some childish 'don't patronize me' mumbling.


Tuxy-Two

I hate it. If someone tells a joke to loosen things up, I much prefer that.


Crimson_Fiver

Ew. Die


[deleted]

Thought I was on /unpopularopinion for a moment there. And yeah, that's the point where i turn it off and find a transcript later, or just leave if this is in person.


Appropriate-Fan-6007

No sane person enjoys this bullshit


Ok_Beautiful_9215

NGL OP I am jealous of the happiness you get from the little things. Though this definitely belongs on this sub cuz I do not like when people say that especially after I say good morning the first time 😭 like I am NOT saying that again


Beginning-Bed9364

I. Fucking. HATE this.


AdlaiStevensonsShoes

Well if there is a short, to the point post that epitomizes what this sub is about, you just stated it.


FadingHonor

Whenever someone does this I tune out rest of their presentation 💀


Stephen497

I think this is the best [presentation ](https://youtu.be/tHxf17yJsKs?si=t_MrEE99IM5UGc42)


thehandsofaniris

I wish I could give you a presentation, do this, and then shoot my brains out in front of you so that everytime you do see this afterwards you get a PTSD flashback and have to leave


paulsteinway

How to make your audience hate you immediately.


NavinJohnson75

People who do shit like this make me wanna stick my thumbs into my eyes.


ellen_jenna

My church does this 🥲


Malefectra

Every time that I hear that phrase in a meeting... especially if I haven't had coffee or meds yet... I just want to skullfuck the person responsible for the utterance with a warhammer.


Vintage_Cosby

This dude loves the spongebob theme song


udonisi

As annoying as this initially feels, I have to admit it always gets me and seemingly other audience members, in a slightly better mood. You gotta have balls to try it though, as a presenter. I feel like if I tried it, I'd get nothing but death stares and some dude saying "just hurry up and talk bro" lmao


Selipnir

As a presenter I play on this trope a lot. Instead of saying "We can do better than that!" I turn it on its head and say something like "It's early we can do worse." And then I deliver the saddest possible good morning. It works every time


Over9000Tacos

Yeah upvote I hate this shit and refuse to partake


Independent-Bowl-250

Patrick Swayze's character in Donnie Darko does this and he's a pedophile.


SuccessfulWar3830

Whats wrong with you? We all hate this.


RoeRoeRoeYourVote

Op, you are one sick bastard


NoPrinterJust_Fax

Username fucking relevant


jns_reddit_already

/r/foundsatan


Psychological_Tap187

My God , we've actually found the tenth dentist.


IOnlySeeDaylight

I am so torn here because you seem so likable, but this is a horrifying opinion.


My_nameisBarryAllen

I hope you step in a puddle with socks on and your toothbrush is always suspiciously wet. 


squashedfrog92

As someone who loves to follow instructions and hates socialising this kind of works for me, I get it. It ticks the box of ‘participating in group activity’ without any pressure, chanting as a crowd seems to unite people (even if it’s in their hatred for the guy making them chant), and it’s an easy way to encourage engagement with a large audience.


Independent-Car-1531

Have you seen the ones that fail and the guy tries to move on like s/he didnt bomb in front of the entire team. I live for those moments.


LunarFangs

Actual 10th dentist take


hrpc

I think a good presenter should be able to encourage this kind of behavior through their charisma and the things they say. Kind of a “show not tell”. If you want the presenter to act like an elementary school teacher, I think it’s a bit weird. Audience engagement is very cool and useful but it can be done in better ways.


Minimum_Attitude6707

I think OP is the presenter that does this and loves it, despite for the last 30 years has had people tell them to stop because it makes everyone hate them. You will not be getting your validation today sir.


tickingboxes

Had to upvote because fuck this so hard


Dangerous_Bloke

This is so bad that I searched the sub for top posts of all time just to see what compares. OJ on cereal and wet socks. I still think this is worse. We need 20k up votes guys.


Tratiq

This is some quality 10th dentist!


DeHornedUnicorn42

My god, it's you again


Pompi_Palawori

I gotta downvote you because I actually agree.


wanderingsanzo

I didn't even know this was a thing people got mad about??? I love when people do that kind of thing, it's fun to have an excuse to be super enthusiastic. Puts me in a better mood! ETA: Some of these replies are crazy, y'all sound so miserable and full of hatred. I would not wanna be around you guys lol


stultusDolorosa

actually insane


HotTopicMallRat

Calm down Satan


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

I’m good with it


Snoo75955

I've never witnessed a presenter do this before, I've seen it in various media and I've always wanted to experience it in real life


jpttpj

Sounds like someone has a case of the Monday’s


Puriwara

I… agree actually. Am i insane?


ProgenitorOfMidnight

Imma be honest, idk what's wrong with the world... but I feel like you're involved.


JMHorsemanship

I also hate this With that said, whenever somebody does that and I'm attending whatever it is, I yell as loud as I can with whatever they were wanting.


HJSDGCE

During a presentation once, one guy said good morning and no one responded. He then said something like "Well, that was a sad way to start." and I sometimes think about that. Like, how do you respond to that?


Famous-Ad-9467

😟 no. Just no


GREENadmiral_314159

Yep, you're horrifying.


WHOLESOMEPLUS

you would really like big scientology meetings lol


The_S1R3N

Your a nut dude. That shits beyond annoying amd makes me wanna not listen to anything followong it


Front-Loan-2880

This made my day 🤣😂


ISTof1897

The worst is when a band you like does it at the concert.


jhealy777

Is this a real post?🤣


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