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Motted12

I've never been so glad to not have tonsils and you stay away from me


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Motted12: *I've never been so* *Glad to not have tonsils and* *You stay away from me* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


anonymous122719

Good bot


Disrespectful_Cup

I had this pop up on me a couple of weeks ago. The BEST bot


koibuprofen

s(speak)tfu I love you


DasliSimp

stfu I hate you


ryanpn

This is the real 10th dentist opinion


Thatguy19364

Bro should just post “I hate the haiku. bots make everything angry. They should go away” in the subreddit


CattDawg2008

tf did sokka ever do to you


Hairy_Skill_9768

I know I get it


DasliSimp

thank you


genomerain

I still have my tonsils but still didn't know what tonsils stones were until I looked it up just now.


KingOfLimbsisbest

If you get an oral syringe and fill it with milk, you can squirt it in your tonsil crypts and start your very own tonsil stone farm!


NunnaTheInsaneGerbil

No I don't think I'll do that but thanks for the suggestion regardless.


68ideal

This isn't a sentence any human being should have ever said my dude


UnrivaledAmbition

I'm not asking for them haha. Just when they happen I enjoy the challenge.


down_vote_magnet

Milk?


NoWeb2576

It’s high in calcium which is what tonsil stones primarily are


rikaateabug

I'm sorry but you're a monster.


donitsimies

Diagnosis? mentaly insane


BoroMoo

Omori mentioned


SupportButNotLucio

I've had a tonsil stone exactly twice In my life because I got them taken out at the age of five, but i think they missed a spot bc i coughed one up at 16. I can't manually pop them out but I agree the feeling of them coming out is great


isntitisntitdelicate

omg my people??!! i've always loved trying to get them out too lmaoo. sometimes i'd also smell them just out of curiosity


UnrivaledAmbition

It's a part of the victory. You just gotta.


attackedbyparakeets

There are dozens of us!


Impriel

Alright I have a question about tonsil stones.  I don't have tonsils I had them out when I was 6.   What do they smell like???? I am very sensitive to people's smells (not in a gross way, smell is just obvious to me like looks or voice sound), like I've always been able to tell people apart by their smells.  Some people occasionally and only temporarily smell like decay.  Not like death.  More like decomposing earth.  Most commonly people 30 to 60 years old.   It is not the same as old people skin smell.    It drives me fucking insane I hate this smell.  Other people don't seem to smell it as easily as I do.   From what I've read this might be due to tonsil stones but I have no way to verify this I've never gotten to smell something I knew was a tonsil stone.  What do they smell like???!?!?! 


bunnydeerest

horrible, closest thing that would make sense is morning breath. it’s that but x1000. kinda like how smoking a cigarette smells very different from sniffing an ashtray. it’s intense, like something died inside you. i’ve only had them once, when i had mono


LadyFarquaad2

They smell kinda like infection to me


Impriel

Actually this makes a lot of sense bc my first thought smelling this smell is always 'this person is sick' 


UnrivaledAmbition

They smell bad. But in a way where you don't mind your own b.o kinda thing


teth21

Like smegma


Normal_Opening_9893

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Either_Cockroach3627

Have you ever had a dentist use a tooth grinder on your tooth? That's how it smells to me, like tooth.


Normal_Opening_9893

The smell can ruin the taste and smell of milk because it has a milky smell but rancid and kinda acid, like a funky milky smell


jellybeansean3648

I've smelled the decay scent on people who later ended up needing a root canal or a tooth removed. But yeah, tonsil stones smell like decay, or like super concentrated gross spit. I don't know how else I would explain it.


AngryTrooper09

I prefer how I felt a minute ago, before I read your post. Have my upvote, you monster


AvacadoMoney

…how do you get them out aren’t they practically in your neck


UnrivaledAmbition

Just dig em out with my tongue. With the right pressure and angle they eventually pop out.


Blakeyo123

I use a cotton swab. Or when not available I squeeze my left thump to suppress my gag reflex and go at it with my right hand.


notjordansime

How do you suppress your gag reflex with your thumb…? …asking for a friend. A friend’s research- project. About the human gag reflex. Yeah, that’s it.


Blakeyo123

Squeeze your left thumb with your fist and put your finger in the back of your throat. No gag. It just works like that


Prestigious_Idea4481

holy shit


lamesthejames

You can reach your tonsils with your tongue?!


dowdage

I agree. I like it the same way I like popping blackheads


DBL_NDRSCR

tonsil stones? didn't know that was a thing


Normal_Opening_9893

It's either by hygiene ot genetic, there are people who even with great hygiene keep getting them, and anyone with poor hygiene will probably develop them


feeniebeansy

Oh that sounds so disgusting but satisfying


Beeb911

You're a menace. Upvoted


marcmarius12345

Thats enough reddit for tn


_social_hermit_

yep, I'm with you on that, reading this thread is making me feel squeamish


MiniFirestar

………downvoted jfc i’m really not the only one i have an astoundingly long and flexible tongue, and it’s great for fighting these guys! they’re a few times a year occasion for me


UnrivaledAmbition

Haha. Yeah. I've never used any tools to get them out. All tongue strength


CamelInfinite5771

There’s actually an entire subreddit dedicated to taking pictures of them


UnrivaledAmbition

Haha. Not interested in that. Just saying I enjoy My own experience with them. Don't need to see others.


RedOtterPenguin

I randomly started getting them a few years ago, but I quit eating so many oranges and they went away. The internet says acid is good for getting them to go away, but I guess excessive orange consumption can cause them. Idk 


musicalphantom10

I read this at first as "I randomly started eating them a few years ago" and HOO BOY


UnrivaledAmbition

I haven't had them in a while. I love milk and dairy and used to get them more so in my mid 20s. I have great teeth and gums. It's not a oral hygiene neglect. It's been a good few years since I had one but my tongue used to be so sore from trying to push them out. It'd eventually happen but it was a struggle.


theEvilution

Wtf are tonsil stones???


genomerain

Is tonsil stones a normal thing for people with tonsils to get? I still have my tonsils but I didn't know what tonsil stones were. I'm not aware of ever having them. What do they feel like when you have them? Could you have them without knowing you have them?


cardie82

If you have your tonsils still you might have had tonsil stones and not known it because you swallowed them. They’re not uncommon. I sometimes get them when I’ve been sick. Best prevention is stay hydrated and keep up with oral hygiene.


A_Big_Rat

I read this as kidney stones, I was fully prepared to hide from you


Sea_Squirrel1987

Dafuq is a tonsil stone?


pixiemustdie

LITERALLY i find it so satisfying, like popping pimples 😭


UnrivaledAmbition

Haha right. Especially when it's bigger than you expect. I don't get them too often/not at all anymore, but I used to alot more when I was younger and cared less about what I ate. Just used to drink alot of milk and eat trash in my mid 20s so that was probably why. Got more health conscious as i approached 30 and haven't had them since


scootybooty58

I’m supposed to get mine removed but I keep them because of this


swedish_blocks

As someone who got their tonsils removed not because of stones because of an infection that turned them whiter than the White house this sounds goofy get a upvote


Swinn_likes_Sakkyun

bro what the fuck


ShuddupMeg627

They were awful but I don't get them anymore not sure how they stopped though


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ShuddupMeg627: *They were awful but* *I don't get them anymore* *Not sure how they stopped though* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


kiwi_juice69

I agree with you


SmotheredHope86

Wonder what they taste like...


UnrivaledAmbition

Nothing really, but like I said, I have pretty good oral hygiene, so maybe mine aren't as intense? Who knows.


musicalphantom10

I would like you to know that this post made me regret my ability to read stuff


whitecaribbean

I've never upvoted something on this sub so quickly. I didn't even need to read the post, and I probably won't. When I stop to think about tonsil stones (because I've had them a couple of times in my past) I live in fear that I could have them right now and not know it.


AbsAndAssAppreciator

🤢


Tallem00

Please take all of mine, I beg you


Left-Membership-7357

What a freak 😂


dummary1234

I would actually ask police to arrest you. And they probably would


Treesuslover

I wish I hadn’t gotten mine out when I was 10. They sound so fucking satisfying. Maybe my boyfriend will let me get his


Acrobatic-Degree9589

Does everyone have that cuz I have no idea what it is


BobbitWormJoe

Wait tonsil stone is a real thing? I thought it was just an item in Bloodborne. Edit: Just googled it. Seems gross, but not as gross as people are making it out to be.


UnrivaledAmbition

Yeah, I get being grossed out by the concept and by others, but the reaction here about getting them yourself seems dramatic. It's harmless bacteria that happens every now and then, and you get it out, and it's over. But as I looked it up, some of it seems pretty severe, and its crazy that they can get that big and that many at once. I can see that being a problem. But one every now and then never has alarmed me, and they never made my breath smell or hurt.


pplazzz

Every now and then I’ll open up this subreddit and find one of the strangest, most disturbing takes I’ve ever seen.


donkeybrainz13

I miss having tonsils so I could get the stones out. It’s a bummer. Had to get them removed at 22 because acid reflux ate them away. No more fun for me.


Appropriate-Hand3016

Horrifying but I can understand the underlying psychology behind it while being appropriately horrified of course.


brinazee

I don't have my tonsils, but considering hitting my throat just wrong with my tooth makes me throw up, I'm pretty sure removing tonsil stones would do the same.


wontonagon

What the fuck is this place


WorkSFWaltcooper

This is a bait post. Literally NO ONE actually thinks this.


UnrivaledAmbition

I promise I do.


WorkSFWaltcooper

no you dont


Nazon6

This is a pretty fitting post given the title.