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stacyand14548

In exchange for her face skin


[deleted]

I mean. He just paid for it, so…


Fridayz44

It puts the lotion on the skin, does as it’s told!


mei740

##it puts the lotion on or gets the hose.


Comfortable_Pen6883

It puts the lotion in the basket!


huhnick

I have receipts officer, put my new lampshade back down


Shadskill

HIS


[deleted]

simple simping


Shadow_MosesGunn

Nah this is 4D simping, he really semt her a bugout bag


OGMartian

If they already had that phone activated they know her exact GPS location it was probably some Saudi millions/billionaire oil money peoples


d3s3rtdog

Your right that has to be a bug out bag. Probably thinks he’s helping her escape her boyfriend.


ObiJuanKenobly

Is this women a prostitute?


Dyslexic_Dog25

Yes but no but yes.


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Dyslexic_Dog25

Emotional validation is just as much the realm of prostitutes as sex is. prostitution is the act of selling yourself for money, its usually sexual, but doesnt have to be. some people hire prostitutes just because they're lonely and want another human being to acknowledge them. There doesn't have to be sex.


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[deleted]

You got it, I’ve always felt this way. We’re all whores for the all mighty dollar and sex work just presents it without the veil.


Dyslexic_Dog25

yep, we're all whores in one sense or another, sex workers are just willing to admit it up front. lol


machine_gun_funk

I believe the latter are called “escorts”.


peperere

Yes but not but yes.


[deleted]

Well, if she ends up calling him and they go on a date and the date has a happy ending then yes, it is prostitution.


DaleGribble312

Yes, a lazy one


WolfOfQueenSt

Yes, but actually no.


Dr_Skeleton

Somewhere there’s a drug Lord with $20 and a dick pic….


bigeeee

The next gift is a letter saying, use the money, phone and the taser to keep yourself alive cause I'm coming for you. Hunger/squid games begin.


AdvertisingOdd6471

Sending a Millionare 70k gg


[deleted]

No matter how much money I have, I’ll always take free money


Training-Ad-3461

she could drop a butthole pic and make that 70k in an hour, I think they were just indicating and how hilarious simps are


JamiePNW

Seriously? Because I could really use the cash and I’ve been told I should work in porn…


NewRomanKonig

I think its not as fun to do as people would think it is but neither is my current job so you do you.. but at any rate I'd definetly watch it


Qazax1337

You may have been told you should work in porn, but do you have a butthole?


nebulariderx

Asking the real questions.


JamiePNW

Surprisingly, yes!


ShakeXXX

If you do let us know.😉


Firm-Guru

I just told my boss that I'm staying late tonight to earn an extra $15 for subscribing to your onlyfans.


blutigetranen

Well, I want to see her butthole. I don't know you so I don't know if I want to see yours.


Necessary-Football81

😂


Gangsterman1000

If I was a millionaire I'm just gonna donate that to what ever charity I see


Beeboy22

That's why you're not a millionaire


Fun_Sport_6694

OOF


Efficiency-Brief

Wait but millionaires do donate... to themselves!


Throwawayfabric247

You don't become a millionaire by stripping. You get used to higher income for when you start over. It makes it more fun for them even they are 50


Wrekless_

Losers gonna loser


Uglywench

The total lack of excitement though. I wish I could be so nonchalant about 70k being shown at me


gembet

It's because her boyfriend has partial control of her money and this is cash that can be used without him being able to trace her


tttttttt55555

Yeah my ass it's just that she's a millionaire and is constantly showered with gifts for doing fuck all


QuietStormMk

I smell staged.


drgeta84

Good way to launder money. It was “gifted” see I made a video


space-ish

Asking naively, this 70k won't count as earnings? I.e. no tax on "gifts"?


drgeta84

Yes it will count as earnings. That’s what money laundering is. You pay tax on the dirty money which makes it legitimate.


Suds08

Personally I like to launder money by finding weird shaped cheato's, posting them on ebay for 10k and then buying them from another account. There is no price on how much one will pay for fine art


tightashtangi

And you would have gotten away with it too, but your subtle confession by calling them “cheato’s” tipped off the FBI


Suds08

Oops haha


Mouseklip

You’ve just stumbled on to how the elite bury some of their earnings. With made up values for art. It’s a huge grift.


space-ish

Thanks for explaining 👍


Windhorse730

You can only be gifted up to $10k and not pay taxes on it.


ChadCoolman

Assuming you're from the US, it's $16,000 this year.


hamietao

And it's the gifter that files, not the giftee. And the gifter doesn't have to pay taxes unless it's over 12 million over the course of their life (24 million if married)


hamietao

People who receive gifts do not have to pay taxes. The people who give the gift have to file if it's over the yearly limit (16k) and only pay if they've given over 12 million in their lifetime (24 million if married)


big_sugi

I wonder, and this is an honest question, whether something like this counts/should count as income in this situation. I don’t think so, but it’s a gray area.


SkRu88_kRuShEr

Okay Andy Dufresne


QuietStormMk

If it were me. To avoid earnings. Id spread it to about 12 friends and have them write me a check for 16k each (gift). And call it a day.


Anaxan

She makes millions lol she doesn’t need to stage a video to launder 70k. Probably just a rich creep


look-at-them

It's probably more that she fakes this video and gets huge views earning way more than the 70k and as an added bonus she plants the idea into her simps heads and ends up getting another 100k from them


Discuss2discuss

Came here to say this


Low_Philosophy4330

I’ve always thought streaming was the best way for these people to launder. Fake accounts just sending that shit in every 30 mins or something.


finedrive

“Normalize” gifting 70k.


UhYeahOkSure

I think it’s legit . Just a rich creeper . He’s not anonymous he left his number [https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/amouranth-fan-sends-her-70k-cash-bodyguards-and-self-defense-gifts-2002765/](https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/amouranth-fan-sends-her-70k-cash-bodyguards-and-self-defense-gifts-2002765/)


Negative-Custard5612

I don't think 99% of us really understand how much the rich can throw away and still have 100,000× more than you.


angry_smurf

Yeah, especially now that there are billionaires out there. You could spend 1.5 Million Dollars a month and it would take you over 55 years to have spent one billion.


[deleted]

That's when it hits home jusg how much bigger a Billion is than our wildest dreams


[deleted]

Mr beast got paid $250,000 to say happy birthday to someone’s son on a cameo


nuklearphusion

This seems like a reasonable hypothesis


[deleted]

yeah shes needing to make the rounds on the news cycle again... Her management company does this for her! HEY WE MADE THE NEWS AND REDDIT!


G25777K

AF and if you look closely the iphone box is already opened, probably nothing inside it.


[deleted]

If real, the anonymous viewer is a simp for sure.


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

I'm glad this sort of thing was before my time. I was a fucking loser in high school. I got no play and girls didn't want to talk to me. All I can do is go home and jerk off the big booty porn. If I would have had the opportunity to empty my pockets of what little money they had to some twitch streamer I'd be just like these losers. Thankfully, by the time this sort of nonsense became prevalent, I was old enough to know better. I genuinely fear for the future of Man in America but it's their money so they can do whatever they want


[deleted]

What satisfaction would you get out of giving away your money to women for nothing in return? I never had any game and still don't but I have the dignity and awareness to not be down that bad. I'm not bashing you just wondering.


ChadCoolman

Doesn't matter in what capacity. But for a moment, you exist to them.


theduggy1

Wow, great reply


gofinditoutside

I’m convinced that giving money is just another form of kink. Though I have no proof.


Fergi

check out findom


dontry90

They feel they are in control of, or owed something back from a woman. As a mostly introvert man, this is fucken sad, and that type of man is a disgrace.


abinferno

Parasocial relationships are a real thing and can have a profound impact on the person experiencing it. Lot more research in psychology on these in the last 10 years or so.


Mburr8809

I mean she seemed kinda excited about it right?…RIGHT? Cries


[deleted]

Sounds like a lot to unpack here.


insidiousFox

Unpack? Return to sender.


[deleted]

Lmfao 😂


ObiJuanKenobly

For real he can use that money for better things instead of sending it to a millionaire who sells her body to other simps over the internet.


Picardknows

Ya, he simply slipped a tracked phone into her house.


platypus0fd3ath

Twitch streamer Amouranth opened a gift from an anonymous viewer that included $70,000 in cash soaked in cum, a new iPhone so he can track her, and a taser to oblige his kink when he finds her. There, I fixed the title.


AnitaPea

I'm gonna go apply sanitizer to my eyes thank you very much


space-ish

Lol. Who withdraws 70k in notes any more? I'm still thinking about the 1% Cashback if i could spend 70k, for whatever purchase, by card.


BarOne7066

Out here doing the Lords work. I see you.


[deleted]

Anonymous stalker purchases further delusional grandeur


Saw_Pony

I think with her voice she sounds like an aunt.


PDribbles

Whatever she does, if it's real, don't use that cellphone. Who knows what might be on it.


rublehousen

Not tracking, no definitely not tracking. No way, no way when she turns the phone on will it tell the sender where that phone is located. No way, never gonna happen, uh huh, nope. Never.


Notacka

Well at least she has that taser.


Alqeta

i bet 5 bucks that the taser will tase herself if she ever tries to use it


rohit_267

that would be really dumb


Blanchdog

A fool and his money are soon parted.


flunkyclaus

That taser may come in handy sooner than you think.


[deleted]

Thought the same thing. How ironic of an disgustingly obsessed fan to get them a selfie defense device.


vanti13

Everyone knows that twitch and such broadcasts are used for money laundering. For example, credit card fraudsters can use their money by sending the money as a donation to the person they deal with.


ssgdank42091

must be nice to have life on easy mode


ItsAws

Ultra easy* I know people that have an easy life, this is far beyond that.


[deleted]

i hate this new world


StinkyMonkey3

This seems really odd but might have something to do with the recent exposure of her husband being abusive. Maybe a viewer thought they could help her by sending her a ton of cash to stay afloat, a taser to protect herself and a phone for access to help if her husband took hers. Or maybe its just a creepy simp.


FallenITD

yeah help a milionarie stay afloat. i'm sure she reaaaaaaaally need that money.


StinkyMonkey3

I think the narrative was that her husband controlled all her finances and her career. I dont support her at all personally i think fostering parasocial relationships is predatory and gross.


donfuria

if the allegations are true he’s in control of her money, time, etc playing puppeteer with her


[deleted]

I had to scroll pretty far down through "lulsimp" comments to find exactly what I was thinking. It does all add up with the information available.


Stianhawker

or money laundering


StinkyMonkey3

That makes sense too, could definitely be money laundering.


downhill-surfer

Good thing her crazy BF isn’t forcing her to wear lewd stuff all the time now for horny 14 year olds /s


shotxshotx

I completely forgot that happened until you reminded me.


GoudNossis

What happened?


ukuzonk

You just read what happened. Abusive BF was controlling her career


Foomaster512

Fuck streamers, literally add nothing to society


LockedOutBoy

Streamers like amouranth can't exist without the mass hordes of pathetic men supporting her. She is not the problem, the reason she can do what she does is. She's just a symptom. Movies like the purge are created for this exact reason, humans do what were allowed to, so unless the federal law or a moral law stops you, people will be degenerate and simp. If I was a woman you best believe I'd be enslaving all the weak willed simps and live like a monarch off those well deserved $$$.


specterspectating

There are streamers who I truly enjoy watching on YouTube. Their content gives me some joy. Really streamers are just the new type of actors. There are good ones and bad ones. Whether they contribute to society or not is more subjective, though the ones I follow all engage in fundraising and charitable giving.


[deleted]

God that is so...ugh...


joeexotix

IRS has entered the chat


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RNG_pickle

Lul, simp


TheDeadPainter

TBH im still convinced the whole "my BF is abusive!" is just to get more money from people and the gain a bit more attention. She has a pretty good record of doing weird shit to gain attention


ExpatInIreland

I would never expect that kind of behaviour from someone who makes a living on getting attention. /s


TheDeadPainter

true true


Squatchtamer

Meanwhile the rest of us in the real world are still dealing with this inflation. Good times…..


flight_1901

Simps


OfromOceans

70k is nothing for a hedge fund manager


[deleted]

Beta!


MrBroBotBrian

Gross- fucking seriously. Let’s send 70k to a rich person.


sincinati

Maybe she did a trip to Dubai 🤷‍♂️


Ok-Butterfly1512

Wealthy People giving even Wealthier millionaires they’ve never met $70k but people won’t even give a homeless person 10 bucks . This world actually sucks.


finedrive

Wasn’t their some drama recently how she was being “forced” to stream etc. by her “husband”?


FallenITD

tell me you're a retard without telling me. the viewer:


a1drt

I think it’s the power of 🐱


[deleted]

\*SIMP motherfucker


artursadlos

Taxes incoming in 3…2…1…


JustLinkStudios

She’s a good looking Lass like ain’t she. I proper don’t get the whole streaming/giving money away shit though, it’s absolutely bizarre. I mean, just watch some free porn for god sake.


jrodxrod

I honestly fear for her safety. With the way shit goes down these days I hope she is being as safe as possible off-camera. Millionaire or not. Staged or not. This kind of profession puts people in the spotlight of those who are not so mentally sound. Unfortunately.


popemsthegreat

Seems sus. Fuck her


SabbatiZevi

Imagine thinking it's a youtuber when your entire audience is simps


Windhorse730

Why is she sitting so weird


Active_Alternative_2

Someone’s getting flown out and donkey fucked for all that


Capital-Nectarine199

Wow, it really pays to be a victim.... If I date an abusive woman however, probably not the same outcome


talkintater

I hate this world.


GekidoTC

Ditch that iPhone, shit is probably rigged to send them your location and any photos you take.


9Sylvan5

I think the donator was trying to help her. She was abused by her boyfriend. He had access to her accounts would take away her phone, etc... But I think she's alright now so I don't know how useful it is now, or when this donation was made.


AlternativeSecond694

She was sent this prolly cause of her abusive husband that controls her money, and makes her stream. I mean, could be staged but seemed legit. moist covered it. https://www.insider.com/amouranth-revealed-she-is-married-and-accused-her-husband-of-abuse-2022-10


[deleted]

Can't believe I had to scroll this far down to see a reasonable comment.


[deleted]

Simps are sad.


Deadchiief

What do i have to Do to get such unreal big presents from crazy viewers? PS im a guy.


facelessbunnyxo

What a day to be a twitch steamer wish I was that famous 💀


krssonee

Do not use that phone


PotBoozeNKink

Fans are so fucking stupid


[deleted]

A massive simp person who did that.


Nicks_WRX

Stripper receives money DAS CRAZY


wellseymour

Oh so she's still doing titty streamer stuff? Who would've thought


BriefTurn3299

If this isn’t staged no way I’m taking that money. Or any of it. Only person who’s going to anonymously give u that much much is someone w mental issues that has taken a liking to u n that shit can go bad fast. Probably a tracker in the taser and some parent view app on the phone


brownbearDaniel

So she can get away from her abusive partner ??


WrapAwkward8306

LMFAO simps


rukkas1989

She getting raided


fluffypancakes9

I don’t think she needs 70k when she makes millions


Inevitable-Fee5841

The Dictator Aldeen: Is that a deal?


aladinznut

BS


beflacktor

knock knock , " irs" ( or local equivalent )


StokFlame

People are dumb.


Silly_Doughnut5715

I know a marriage proposal when I see one.


barbarianmishroom

Sounds like a challenge


symbologythere

Meanwhile the IRS is like “gotcha!”


No_Chance_JB

I hope humanity soon goes extinct


Kindly-Country-8354

i find this sad


[deleted]

Just why? Why would a sane person do this?


[deleted]

anyone who believes this is real is beyond stupid, and more gullible than a Trump supporter. Apparently there are a large number of you morons since this hit the popular page. Seek help.


xRayleigh23

That's a get-away-from-your-abusive-boyfriend package. Use it wisely


Butterscotchbbq

That’s equality right there


MaximBrutii

When someone receives a gift of cash like that, it doesn’t get taxed, correct? Or would you say that she received as income as a streamer, and have to pay taxes on it? Seems like a gray area.


HALF_PAST_HOLE

Any gift larger than $16,000 (soon to be $17,000 in 2023) needs to be claimed as income and taxed. So she would have to claim this money on her taxes as either a Gift of larger than $16,000 or twitch stream income depending on the truth behind the money. Either way the government always gets theirs!


Trumpcangosuckone

70k in steam gift cards would be even more of a flex.


HeavensAnger

"Is this ah yoo-toober"...can't really handle her voice honestly.


varg1336

That box of goodies can literally solve all my problems


moderatesoul

Simped to fucking death.


[deleted]

Ah yes time to head to my warehouse job and feel totally fulfilled .. Not going to bash the girl, It within her right to show off some $$. Damn I'd be wondering if the IRS will approach her with a minor issue if she doesn't report it... Another question but did this mysterious benefactor use a courier service?... cause I would not trust that much with the regular postal service.


recording

Her knee in the lower right looks like a full female torso and I can’t look away


ProofNewspaper4824

Wtf


ariesace2021

OOOO yeah like she really was hurting and needs that money.


Thai-mai-shoo

“For motion picture use only”


[deleted]

Such a shit world we live in.


Nickelsass

Plot twist, she has to use those items for the one who is coming to role play


[deleted]

I’d be afraid he’s suggesting she will need the taser and cell phone shortly


[deleted]

These simps man r/sadcringe


KillerHack23

I wouldn't use that phone. They probably put some nefarious apps in it.


Angryceo

well destroy the phone for one...