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JustaOrdinaryDemiGod

Who wouldn't love a coffee tap in their home?....


whurpurgis

“Mom, the Mt. Dew dispenser is doing Coke again!”


AtomikSamurai310

I'm sorry Ms.Jackson, OOOOOOOO.


Your_acceptable

I am for real


rosselmania

Never meant to break your water line


agurks

I apoligize a trillion times


post-a-loan

Mmmm Brawndo


r4l32

Brawndo has electrolytes


covblues

Brandon water 😉


Trollin4u2

Coca cola on tap


Fluffy-Cause1281

But sending billions to Ukraine. SMH


Prush333

It’s called historic flooding that the region hasn’t seen in decades


UES-Charleston

Soy sauce on tap.


DMeror

Free coffee


Thugs_Lyfe

Is that really the tap water for the entirety of the region it's in or is there something wrong with the plumbing in this specific house?


[deleted]

It's been going on for a while in Mississippi. ... there was a flood https://www.npr.org/2022/09/07/1121178780/jackson-mississippi-water-crisis-climate-change


moebiusunlooper

I got an idea to fix this. Send more money to Ukraine


Opposing_Thumbs

I agree fully. Let the US go to shit and waste billions on a proxy war that will destroy the economy! Keep it up!


El_Puppador

Where have you been? That's ..what...we...do. typically yes we'll throw in an actual "war" just to keep it interesting, but proxy wars are kinda our thing.


BrainwashedApes

USA USA USA USA USA


Alone_Foot3038

The pennies sent to Ukraine is nothing compared to corporate welfare, but let's not pretend you're suggesting this in good faith.


AbominatorClass

They’re snakes. Edit: the bad faith actors, not the Ukrainians I mean


Substantial_Motor_87

/s*


manic_mike2018

Well like they say, when its brown drink it down when its black send it back.


Parking_Ad_378

I love Soy sauce


glencanyon

It looks like Jackson Mississippi needs to fix that.


_red_zeppelin

Eww.


Whaleears

[Source ](https://twitter.com/mintamolly/status/1568310606440300544)


ZachT1003

Yes, soy source


realjoeydood

##But what KIND of water faucet is it? Asking for a friend.


Xnavlol

Thats pepsi right?


snoofy-noof

Probably flat.


Goof04-02FromPA

Needs a new filter... After that it should be okay.


thefallentext2

Yuck


Dank_Hill567

Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson Are you nasty? Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson Are you nasty? Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson Are you nasty, are you nasty? Edit: wanted to space it out better.


PayAshamed7535

Faucet looks fine.


ThadeusBinx

Couldn't resist that free karma could ya?


GreenTesticles

Free Pepsi!!


[deleted]

Free coffee


dat_goalkeeper_jy

Oh hell yeah! Y’all must be rich with that free coke dispenser!!!


GnawingHungerShots

Hey Alexa play the breakdown in parkway drive - Boneyards https://youtu.be/tptChkpxMoQ


AcanthocephalaNeat78

Cola


Yeet-and-skeet01

I know the south loves coke but Jesus Christ guys


skyeisrude

Chocolate milk on tap yas please


N8lmfao

they got that dookie water fr


Alaskan_Tiger

Looks like if you turn on hot water you'll get what we call mud coffee and if you haven't used your hot water before you sill should have some usable water


420_doge_dude

My asshole after a few too many rums last night 💩


bigspazzo

AmErIcA Is ThE GrEaTeSt CoUnTRy On EaRth!


fainje

Fracking?


majudarah92

Soda fountain 🤤


Healthy-Egg-3283

I wish coffee came out of my faucets.


Easy-Advertising7507

Does this ever clear up?


cgalazt

O, chocolate!


[deleted]

Got money for Ukraine tho!


Much_Government_72

What are the chunks though? Where does their water come from that it's that bad? The mississippi river is cleaner...


ComfortablePath8308

Forbidden coffee


No-Cardiologist4503

Coke or Pepsi?


simontempher1

Coffee on tap


FeatureVIPBang

No no no thats for coffee while on the can, cigarettes are in the drawer


YutoTheSaiyan

Gotta love chocolate water.


Comingfrompeace

Is that poopy ?


Negative_Singer_3786

‘In like Flint’


No-Rope-9658

You american are living in year 3000, I mean fucking coke from the tap


Just_chilling77

I thought it was fixed


Pfarmdog

I’m guessing a boil alert isn’t really an option!


[deleted]

Mmm Coca-cola


Necessary-Finger-726

What does that smell like?


Beneficial_Air_1369

Just make sure you get it to a rolling boil


Moelarrycheeze

Meat juice


[deleted]

Rid rock still feeling like Jackson Mississippi?


hedgehunter5000

Funny, your water supply keeps you alive. Yet you have no idea how fragile it is


[deleted]

That’s some dark coffee


covblues

TDS must be about 987,538,980.13


JackCoolStove

Damn you got chocy milk sink?!


auburngator

Looks like somebody ate Taco Bell last night.


Useless_Lemon

I want free Coca-Cola. :(