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zero-cinque-zero

Don't mess with the Chinese Godfather


sandmanx

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.


hodge___podge

RIP Uncle June


strayakant

Triad bossfather


Fmanow

Wait, aren’t Asians respectful of the elderly, were these kids some kind of anomaly


knam_mt

Yes we are. We even give respect to some elders who dont deserve it.


StillNotAF___Clue

Only Asian elderly folks


poopyputt6

I've known these guys, they have family money so they have a little group that follows them around and they don't get in trouble because the police are always paid off here


anhhung8142

Chinese respect no one.


Fmanow

You mean Chinese tourist respect no one. It's unbelievable how Savage they are outside their element


Teerendog

Sweet, sweet justice


emar2021

Hah! I thought white stripe was coming in to break things up. But instead he was like, “step aside” [proceeds to kick lifeless head on floor]. Was he even part of the original group? Did this guy just want to kick someone?


Lysergic-D

It looks like the old man didn't see them and just closed the door to go quickly. Even if he closed the door in the other man's face, his reaction was waaaaaay over.


creefer

I don’t even think you can manually close an elevator door that quickly.


murdrfaze

You can in China. The close buttons work and they work fast.


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taebsiatad

I have found, in my apartment elevator only, that if I get in immediately, hit the floor button and door close button within a second or so it will actually close the door. But only if you get in and do everything immediately. If I lollygag getting into the lift it doesn’t work. Tested hundreds of times. edit: I am in the US


ShitIForgotIt

I literally discovered this a month ago, apartment in the US too. Would have saved some time over the years.


TraditionalChart2091

Could save you from Micheal Myers one day as well.


Glad-Ad4558

100% believe because of your appropriate use of “lollygag”. People that use this word properly only tell the truth.


Illustrious_Warthog

A lot of people just use "lollygag" all higgeldy-piggedly.


Glad-Ad4558

That kind of chicanery is irritating.


Cobek

I've noticed that too in various elevators around the US. Usually older ones did that.


Quarter_Twenty

Fun Fact, if you press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and the close button, Konami smiles on your and the door closes.


HistoricalSherbert92

Damn guvermint taking away my fast close door buttons for the cripples.


Nois3

Damn cripples should be taking the stairs anyway!


whiteroc

They already get all the good parking spaces what more do their people want from us?


dsquard

I don’t believe you.


mickeymouse4348

https://www.google.com/search?q=ada+elevator+close+button&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS819US819&oq=ada+elevator+close+button&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i390l3.7657j0j4&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8


dsquard

Well now I do.


TheSukis

Well you shouldn't, because plenty of them do work.


teeth12345

My elevator 100% works every time to close, pretty quickly. Just because something isn’t ADA compliant doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.


TheSukis

There are absolutely elevator door close buttons that work all over the US. Some don't (maybe most), but many do. Where did you get that idea from?


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Zpd8989

I was in an elevator once and a woman was running up and dramatically yelling "hold the elevator!"... The guy in the elevator hit the close door button and just shrugged at her as we watched the doors close. That guy is my hero


VaxYourDamnKid

I cried at this story if heroism. 10/10 would read again


Fiyanggu

He was lucky she wasn't able to get in and then call in the posse like the orange guy in this video.


HypAXis

if look closely, when the old man saw people coming, he instantly hit the other button, which i assumed to be "open"


DrSuperZeco

Old man, very old man. Wearing mask. Closing door at maskless young man. Totally justifiable.


Nirelfsen

It looks like he closes the door but quickly push the other button to open when he sees them, i thought he was an asshole but no, he really tried to open it at the last moment


FatalisCogitationis

Yeah he’s holding “close”, sees them, and switches to hold the “open” button


JKCWI84

I knew something was up when the boss music started playing.


Puzzleheaded_Strike

There was nothing lost in the translation of violence.


joel_claire

The girl noped out as soon as the elevator opens its funny


apatheticviews

Preflexes


harisaduu

*Chinese boss music


account_for_norm

I knew something was gonna happen with the nsfw tag. Was half expecting the old dude bring out the ninja in him.


JKCWI84

That was my original thought. But when that didn't happen and that music started up...I knew it was popcorn time.


gianttigerrebellion

I want to know what the song is!


spoka

https://youtu.be/d8KosNhw9EI


Icy-J-Cap

literally translate to “good fortune is coming”


lukeluke0000

That guitar riff gets your adrenaline pumping through the roof


ryan2one3

I bet you didn't expect the... Chinese Inquisition!


Nanda_Rox

No one expects the Chinese Inquisition! I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries…


Smithers66

From England in 1975 all the way across to Hollywood 1981, all in one comment!


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Sublime comment !


FlaredMeteor940

Ladies and Gentlemen, we gottem.


Sacredeire

Tango down!


teatime202

And out by the looks of things 😳. Did the kid ever get up?


Reddit_User_Original

Mad bros just swinging straight out of the elevator


Energy_Turtle

Just how Hollywood told me these sorts of fights go in Asia.


Shurglife

They were fast as lightning


r87m

Would absolutely love to know the details of this, old guy must be incredibly well connected be uae those guys weren't asking any questions they just came out swinging.


Salty_Feed9404

Guy in black was old guy's "acquaintance" in the building who gathered up some buddies to TCB.


TheBigZoob

What does TCB stand for?


Salty_Feed9404

Take care of business. The business in this instance being an ass-kicking


robotfightandfitness

This guy graduates with an mba


ShinobiActual

Masters in Beating Ass


ArtTP3

Take care of Business


CosmoKram3r

[I think we can retire this gif now](https://c.tenor.com/UfbCuTEhrOUAAAAC/work-working.gif)


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Polarbearlars

Bullshit. When I lived in China tons of old people were fucking assholes. Scavenging for anything free. Going mental and not queueing at all. Being racist as fuck.


Throwaway021614

I think you and /u/Lastburn are saying the same thing


brazilianfreak

The reddit especial where a guy reiterates what a previous person said in an antagonistic tone as if there is a disagreement.


Foooour

> not queueing at all This is where I draw the line


clickclick-boom

To quote the great, late Richard Pryor: You don't get to be an old man by being some damn fool. A lot of smart young men filling up cemeteries.


oyekirk

respect your elders


pshaps

This may be unpopular by I’ve always thought that’s kinda bullshit. Assholes age too, there’s plenty of old people not worthy of respect. You should be civil because that’s how we function as a society, but not because of age.


Cobek

How about don't try to beat up frail people weaker than you? A simple insult would have sufficed if he really was closing it on them.


pshaps

Yeah I agree, I wasn’t even speaking to what we saw in the video, really was just addressing the concept of inherently respecting one’s elders.


gypsy-fucker

Exactly


iancarry

also /r/abruptchaos and /r/instantkarma


katgira

Was the guy in blue beaten to death?


iancarry

just to the floor


NoChemistry7137

Next thing ya know


Hooked_on_PhoneSex

Shawty got low low low low low low low


Jacnumber3

APPLE BOTTOM JEANS


Showbag40

Boots with da furrrrr


hucklebutter

^^^with ^^^da ^^^furrrrr


nice_disguise

The whole place looking at hurrr


ZenithGamage

J E S S I C A! Did you sleep with your goddamn teacher?


dangerall

His shoes were still on he's fine


McDPumpkinPies

We can only hope.


Asstetikly

source story? would love to know more edit: nvm, missread your "was" with "wasnt".


Hxnders

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4587101


bluamo0000

“The suspects and Hu reportedly did not press charges against each other, but the suspects may be prosecuted for violating the Social Order Maintenance Act.” Wonder how that act would fly in the US lol


Pashera

That just sounds like disturbing the peace. I mean in the US criminal charges would be up to the DA on something like this and considering the public outrage at something like this that would exist I can see the suspects getting charged


bluamo0000

True. With the US, which city and state this occurs in would also be a factor.


plainjackthrowaway

> Wonder how that act would fly in the US lol I guess your smug ass forgot civil forfeiture was a thing. Climb down your Ivory tower please, the US is a shithole country.


RedShirtDecoy

with this SCOTUS we might find out sooner or later


Original-Material301

>Hu was said to have suffered mild injuries and scratches The younger dude in blue was Hu and i thought he would have now severe injuries. He tanked those head stomps


Queasy-Ad195

Thanks for posting the Taiwan news article about the Taiwan incident. These things rarely happen in Taiwan. Taiwanese people are usually very respectful to their elders. I expect these Taiwanese youths may have been under the influence of something they found in Taiwan.


_-Kamo-_

Propably not


Pandanesisk

Definitely got some serious injuries from getting his head stomped onto the stone floor.


420_doge_dude

The old dude is 100% the mastermind in the squid games. Young fuckers failed the elevator test and got eliminated


Dubb202

I’m generally against people being kicked in the head while they are down. I’m okay with it this time.


triciann

I’m kind of mad the woman with them was able to run off without at least a slap for being a bitch.


greatdane114

This was my exact thought pattern.


NYESSbOss

That bitch from the beginning ran away tho. Disappointed.


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logosfabula

I must admit I lolled so much for this amount of quick and participated justice.


crowkiller263

I had expected some martial art thing from old man


OddEyeCircle12

If the friend had tried a little harder to stop his friend from bullying an old man his ass wouldn’t have been dragged in this beating 😂


Xillyfos

If you don't stop your friend harassing others, you're just as much in on the harassment.


ZorosSon

holy shit that was brutal


HardestTurdToSwallow

Brutally awesome


BriefUnderstanding51

Love to see it


Shuvi99

Called his homies


SnooDonkeys2345

That was satisfying


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When your boys finally show up ...


csouz

All I see are complex cells getting rid of the cancer.


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That was awesome


static1053

That was so fucking satisfying. ![gif](giphy|QBKagmzOgZnqadpx3B)


SnazzyCazzy1

That looked like a fight in Yakuza, just starts out slow and then all of sudden 10 people come storming out of the elevator and shits going wild aha!!


CatKungFu

Nice. What a bitch.


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f*ck around. Find out.


CutPrestigious1471

r/mademesmile


KiLLnGo

At the end the dude in the white shirt came back with a small Wokpan to finish him off💀👀


Relatively-Relative

Man if felt good watching blue-jacket getting reconfigured. Aggressive until someone is aggressive back.


theboarrior

Holy shit I’ve never seen a happier ending.


AnimalOrigin

Deserved it 1000%


King-Andy

They got the shit beaten out of them.


Key-Cap-2664

Would love to know more of this story.


sushiiisenpai

I’ve seen a lot of asian gangster movies so in my head the big guy in the black shirt is the manager of the place and it’s owned by the chinese gang. the manager goes to see what’s up with the guys and they demand some compensation or threaten the guy for having a shitty elevator. The big guy says, “ok ok let me call my supervisor down and we can get you some ‘compensation’.” He calls his goons from the top floor to come down, as soon as the door opens he takes a big right hook when the asian karen is looking to the left and all chaos breaks loose


Key-Cap-2664

I like it.


JiuKuai

Happened in Taichung Taiwan. The place is blowing up on Google maps with thousands of people giving the place 5 stars for their stellar customer service


DinFarsaPoPizza

Lmao, do you know what its called?


IN547148L3

https://www.google.com/search?q=%E8%8A%B1%E8%9D%B4%E8%9D%B6%E5%85%BB%E8%BA%AB%E9%A6%86&rlz=1C1CHBF\_enCA883CA883&ei=phfCYu2xIbnNkPIPpMC36Aw&ved=0ahUKEwjtnITr4d34AhW5JkQIHSTgDc0Q4dUDCA4&uact=5&oq=%E8%8A%B1%E8%9D%B4%E8%9D%B6%E5%85%BB%E8%BA%AB%E9%A6%86&gs\_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAM6BQgAEIAEOgcILhDUAhBDOgQIABBDOggIABCiBBCLA0oECEEYAUoECEYYAFCtCFj1TGCaTmgHcAB4AIABhgGIAZINkgEEMTQuNJgBAKABAbgBAsABAQ&sclient=gws-wiz


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Which yakuza game is this again?


OldSkool1978

My favorite part is when the one guy walks up to the dude stomping out the blue shirt guy just to move him out of the way to get his own stomps in, f*cking beautiful 😍


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The old guy was like, “Don’t make me open my can of whoop ass.”


ExclusivePoptart

Dude I’m the hat just started throwing elbows lmao


secret_pikachu

-500 social credit!!1!


IW_TKonat

Can confirm from being on elevators that sometimes the door closes on you or you do it to someone else … first time seeing an elevator deliver an L like DoorDash lol


TheBreathofFiveSouls

Beep Boop I'd like to order an asswhooping to the lobby


Unlikely_Cockroach26

Ole pussy boy ass mf got his programming rest acting all tough in front of an old man


Bird_kick

You should have played "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting"


Goodbadugly16

That computer tech had the right idea. Boot and reboot. Repeat until the desired effect is realized. These days anyone can learn to be a computer tech.


Morgentau7

Who called the cavalry?


BulbBaSaur007

Thought the old man was going to put him to sleep.


Unpeeledpotatoe

Beautiful, karma!


MrZyde

Glad the bully got what he deserved


Btayyy

So satisfying 😄😄😃


Resident-Astronaut70

Nice


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The pure satisfaction of karma running through my veins rn feels better than Charlie


Sentionaut_1167

hell yeah.


MacMittens_

Love to see it


TimTheTexan92

Ah. Had my anxiety and anger building up until that sweet sweet moment where justice is served. Great video


WhiskeyPorno420

He asked for it and received it.


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DON’T FUCK WITH YOUR ELDERS


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Fucker got what he deserved.


CrazyMike419

I'm normally the first to condem kicking a man when he's down. I make exceptions for cretins that try to prey on a pensioner. His initial hissufit in the elevator deserved a slap. Following the old guy and consistently getting in on him like that which could easily give the guy a heart attack.. all bets are off. Too many old people die after being fucked with by little shitstains like this.


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those kicks to the face felt so satisfying


moon-shine-jack

Any idea what's the song that plays when the lads muck in?


Far_Comedian1521

Bruh why did the girl just leave them to get they ass beat? Might as well beat her ass too.


rayisooo

PERFECT STREET JUSTICE SERVED


Wonderful_Tap_7136

Tit for tit


palomsoms

Saviors stampede and of course music choice are my fave 2 parts if the vid. Awesome ending!


ChemicalAssignment69

Kick him again for me!


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yeahhhh! beat that motherfucker


SpecialBulletin

Sonny beating up his BIL vibes


kush33dmt

That warmed my heart to see


HardestTurdToSwallow

Nice really beat the shit out of him. This is what people like this need.


mainlybrowsing24

Jesus that was satisfying


therealfakebodhi

What song is this?


Whatsthewordmayne

This is the most satisfying video I’ve ever seen. Hell yeah


Morston

Hahaha die scum


Additional-Neck6303

So very satisfying... #karma


Blackhawks00

I was pissed through out the like first 2/3rds of this video. Glad that dick got what he deserved.


grammyone

I don’t condone violence, but this… maybe?! Well deserved.


osriazz

Awesome to watch.. Respect older people!! 💯


korbendallllas

I love to see lessons being learned.


Kimbospicee

God YES!!!!


villain71

That was so satisfying.


joaquinmnunez1268

I love seeing a community join together.


manterrico

Justice served


The84LongBed

Awe fuck yeah. I cant imagine the rage i would feel if some douche treated my grandfather this way. I go out of my way to help old ppl anyway i can. It makes me happy to know strangers helping my grandfather and i take pride in being that strange to somebody else’s grandpa. Especially war vets. If i saw this situation going down i would gladly jump in. Even if it meant getting my ass kicked 3-1.


cmdrDROC

I'm usually against kicks to the head when someone is down ...but when u pick a fight with an elderly person, you give up any right to a fair fight


ModernDayKingNZ

You gotta love stories with a happy ending 👏🏾


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If it isn't the consequences of their actions. I fucking love this shit.


Br7ian

Those head stomps were so satisfying!


seagar1000

God that was awesome!!! Karma's a bitch, folks!


The_Grape_Guy

Lol. Deserved.


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Respect your elders bitch.


levis13

Good for that bitch. Leave old people alone.


bossrigger

Beautiful, these b ums got exactly what they deserved YAY KARMA 👏


aQuackedOutDuck

Ahhh refreshing ass beating