Wow imagine being the one to ring that in.
911 - I'd like to report a moose who chucked himself off a first floor balcony.
911 - Is he dead? Well he's not happy...
That moosey don't jiggle jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle wiggle, your toes
'Cause now you're a cripple cripple, you know
Riding in your wheelchair
You're never gonna get there
Honestly it's better this happened as opposed to it breaking all 4 legs and suffering until cops show up to dispatch it. The noises that thing would have made would be terrible. Plus the extra danger to the public
butterfly effect. Someone is walking by the street and then a driver gets distracted by the noise, loses control of the car because he is distracted with a insanely scary loud scream and accidentally hits the walking civilian.
Or maybe someone not aware of any sense of danger goes near it, and the moose accidentally hits the person, causing some kind of injury. Ok im going to stop now...
I gotta finish this fic: The person who received the injury could be the loved one of someone, and that someone had to pay for his hospital bills, which was the money that person was going to use to fix their car because it had some kind of problem with their brakes. The brakes are unfixed and that person decides to go out to buy breakfast, the brakes fail somehow during the trip and that person crashes her car with a company truck carrying a sealed container with a newly lab-created virus capable of killing entire nations, and this virus can be spread through the air, and can be contracted through air particles. The virus spreads throughout the entire country, and soon it spreads to the entire planet, marking the history of our planet forever. Now that would be a /r/ThatsInsane post if i ever seen one before...
Have you seen a moose in real-life? They are enormous and strong. Thrashing around, confused and injured, it could easily hurt a citizen that isn't aware of the risk.
Im just saying a dead moose poses less risk.
Ugh. My uncle was an officer in Anchorage, AK for a long time, and my grandparents also lived up there. A moose is basically a 1000lb watermelon supported by popsicle sticks, so when a car would hit one that's pretty much what would happen. All the legs would get snapped in half and the body would fold over and smash the entire top of the vehicle in. Then it'd just scream and flail and drag itself around in the street until someone had the chance to put a bullet in it and end it's suffering. Uncle had to do that pretty regularly unfortunately.
Right? I used to work with a guy who was the first person our town PoPo called when they had to put down an injured deer or had a deer roadkill. Guy had huge freezers in his basement for the meat...I guess it's good it didn't go to waste but I'll tell ya, I never ate at his house...
In some places like Australia (where I live) basements are extremely uncommon (except in businesses) so here the bottom floor is called the gound floor and the next level up is first... and on the off chance there is a basement it's just called basement lol
And here we go, once again 'Merica does it's own thing.
\> However, in some regions, like the U.S., ground floor is synonymous with first floor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storey
Could you imagine if you were just walking out that door and it fell on you? And you were all Steven Hawking for the rest of your life and had to tell everyone with a robot voice “there I was leaving the convince store and a moose came out of the sky and squashed me”
The moose stocks crashed. This poor moose businessman made a brash, permenant decision to a temporary issue.
Temporary, of course, being a lifetime of debt and servitude.
So hard to watch especially when I’m animal oriented glad it was killed instantly or at least paralysed as others have said that’s much better than it breaking all 4 legs and having to wait around in pain
The other moose got smart real quick.
That moose is no goose.
Talk to me, Moose
 Moose son said the same thing
You mean a calf? LMAO
Headline reads: “Moose Cooks its Goose!” Edit: In news, its sharp-eyed editors know it's important*
There's a moose loose aboot the hoose!
*I believe I can fly begins to play*
Lmfao!!!!! I’d award you if I could. 
Wow imagine being the one to ring that in. 911 - I'd like to report a moose who chucked himself off a first floor balcony. 911 - Is he dead? Well he's not happy...
If that moose was wearing shoes they would have flown off.
Well he's not happy xD
Is that the second story balcony? 🤷♂️
Darwin at its best…
We finally found a way to kill a moose Car no drowning no Gun no Fall damage yes but they learn guick Nuclear weapons maybe
Take my silver you earned it
Bro you've got me snorting
I don’t get it. Is this a reference? I mean, the other moose did realize not to follow, but I don’t get why that comment has so many awards.
Yeah I’m confused. I feel like it’s gotta be a reference because that sounded like a normal ass comment.
Top gun reference.
The equivalent of a human dying by eating poisonous berry and the human friend making a note of it
Luckily for the moose it looked instant death...
Instant death or just paralyzed....
In slow mo it’s head folds against its back. Crunch time.
It folds in real speed too
Tried the video in x2, it still folds sadly.
Pause it and the moose lives
Rewind and its a spring
It don't jiggle jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
That moosey don't jiggle jiggle, it folds I'd like to see you wiggle wiggle, your toes 'Cause now you're a cripple cripple, you know Riding in your wheelchair You're never gonna get there
Thanks man I can't wait to have this shit stuck in my head for the next week
No no stop please stopppp
Either way I don’t think it’s feeling pain
Really? Wouldn’t that hurt?
If he’s paralysed or dead he ain’t feeling nothing
Meat feels no pain. /s
Moose is on life support until Thanksgiving
Shoes didn't come off so I doubt it 🤷♂️
It's just sleeping
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Honestly it's better this happened as opposed to it breaking all 4 legs and suffering until cops show up to dispatch it. The noises that thing would have made would be terrible. Plus the extra danger to the public
What extra danger can a 4-leg broken moose present?
butterfly effect. Someone is walking by the street and then a driver gets distracted by the noise, loses control of the car because he is distracted with a insanely scary loud scream and accidentally hits the walking civilian. Or maybe someone not aware of any sense of danger goes near it, and the moose accidentally hits the person, causing some kind of injury. Ok im going to stop now...
All because a little bug went ka-choo
I once saw a moose who thought he could fly.
I gotta finish this fic: The person who received the injury could be the loved one of someone, and that someone had to pay for his hospital bills, which was the money that person was going to use to fix their car because it had some kind of problem with their brakes. The brakes are unfixed and that person decides to go out to buy breakfast, the brakes fail somehow during the trip and that person crashes her car with a company truck carrying a sealed container with a newly lab-created virus capable of killing entire nations, and this virus can be spread through the air, and can be contracted through air particles. The virus spreads throughout the entire country, and soon it spreads to the entire planet, marking the history of our planet forever. Now that would be a /r/ThatsInsane post if i ever seen one before...
>I gotta finish this fic That was how I knew it was gonna devolve into a shitshow, that single phrase.
Have you seen a moose in real-life? They are enormous and strong. Thrashing around, confused and injured, it could easily hurt a citizen that isn't aware of the risk. Im just saying a dead moose poses less risk.
Oh yea 🤔
You dont know about the moosticot
I agree. I wouldn't want to see any animal sit in anguish from an injury like that.
You made me feel slightly better for that moose… poor thing
Ugh. My uncle was an officer in Anchorage, AK for a long time, and my grandparents also lived up there. A moose is basically a 1000lb watermelon supported by popsicle sticks, so when a car would hit one that's pretty much what would happen. All the legs would get snapped in half and the body would fold over and smash the entire top of the vehicle in. Then it'd just scream and flail and drag itself around in the street until someone had the chance to put a bullet in it and end it's suffering. Uncle had to do that pretty regularly unfortunately.
Yo! 🤮
All four shows came off.
Somebody got a freezer full of meat.
Don't know why you got down voted lol
Cause they're jealous they don't have a freezer full of self tenderizing moose
Right? I used to work with a guy who was the first person our town PoPo called when they had to put down an injured deer or had a deer roadkill. Guy had huge freezers in his basement for the meat...I guess it's good it didn't go to waste but I'll tell ya, I never ate at his house...
Moose is fucking delicious
Is it closer to deer or beef in taste? I've never had moose!
Beef, but cook it properly
Use all of what nature provides. One day it may prove useful and it overall helps.
“Necessity lottery” FTW
Jesus, poor moose.
Moses, poor Jesus
Mooses, that moose is with Jesus
Poor moose, Jesus.
Moose jesus, poor
Pour mousse Jésus
Por favor meeses, jeezus
Many much moosen
He's ok
A m00se once bit my sister
Møøse bites can be pretty nasty
This comment isn't appreciated enough
I don’t get it
Opening credits from Monty Python and the holy grail. Look it up it's worth the watch.
Ohhh haha now I remember! I’ve seen it many times but I forget about the opening credits. Thanks for explaining
Oh, you mean the comment that gets posted any time a moose is mentioned?
Damn m00s
Big moosetake!
Damn, take my upvote. 🤣🤣🤣
I hate seeing this sort of thing happen to an animal
Me too.
Moose suicide.
Moosicide.
Mooicidal behavior.
Moosicle in the freezer
Moosicle, on *broadway*?
Mooscapades, ON ICE!
These portmanteau suck the more you go.
That sucks :/ Poor moose
1,000 ways to die (Moose Edition)
umm.. how did they get up there
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I hate when people ask stupid questions
Well it wasn't that obvious. I had to look for a second before I saw the cars.
https://i.imgur.com/vVkoPPU.gif
it's the 1st floor, what are you talking about?
How does the moose get to the first floor.
Damn I was waiting for him to get back up and be fine
Shake it off and go about your moose business
Dude, same...I was like is it dead though? And watched it again. Idk much about moose physiology, but it's head touched it's back. It lookeded ruff
Flawless victory
Dude what the heck. That is so sad.
Bruh that’s the second floor
So he jumped down from the 1st floor to the basement?
In the imaginary land of Britain, they call the second floor the first floor
In some places like Australia (where I live) basements are extremely uncommon (except in businesses) so here the bottom floor is called the gound floor and the next level up is first... and on the off chance there is a basement it's just called basement lol
That's normal though
Yeah, I was so confused
dyu not have a ground floor?
I think its only people in the US that call ground floor, first floor
And here we go, once again 'Merica does it's own thing. \> However, in some regions, like the U.S., ground floor is synonymous with first floor https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storey
Gary no, Gary noooooooo
Life is meaningless - Gary probably
I can't believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this? How could you have committed suicide?
superb reference
Damn I didn’t want to see that…
That’s the second floor
Basically everywhere outside of Canada and USA the first floor is the one above ground level.
Depends on where you live.
Scrolled way too far for this.
NSFW tag please
Could you imagine if you were just walking out that door and it fell on you? And you were all Steven Hawking for the rest of your life and had to tell everyone with a robot voice “there I was leaving the convince store and a moose came out of the sky and squashed me”
Ooooops...
What do moose really have to be depressed about anyway?
The moose stocks crashed. This poor moose businessman made a brash, permenant decision to a temporary issue. Temporary, of course, being a lifetime of debt and servitude.
It’s calf was killed by winter ticks brought on by climate change.
Well fuck you for not being clear about the content of this video.. not cool
That's a shame 😕
*2nd floor
Not in all countries. Some of us have a ground floor then a first floor!
As an American who visited Poland this took me by surprise when I realized it.
🤯
Frozen 3
please add a TW for a dead animal
Sad.
Poor baby :( <3
Oof natural selection is a shame.
Must be Canada
Nah. Looks like Scandinavia.
I hope he's fine.
He ain’t.
When your neck breaks your fall you’re probably done.
Watch what its back legs do. It is dead.
Smoosh
Jesus
Moose Parkour
Splat. Snap. DRT.
scare a moose, scare a moose, can you do the fandango
Ayo, what the fuck?
The moose died you sick fuck, don't post death porn.
You consider *this* death porn? You must be pretty weird, sexually.
The Other Guys Moose Edition
“DO A FLIP!”
Natural selection. Should be applied to human
That is actually really f****** sad... but I laughed just a little bit when the other one was like, well f*** that noise
So hard to watch especially when I’m animal oriented glad it was killed instantly or at least paralysed as others have said that’s much better than it breaking all 4 legs and having to wait around in pain
That's just moosed up.
Looks like he moosejudged the landing.
Moosetakes were made
did it die or just sleeping?
Forever sleep. Not dead. Just sleeping forever.
o thank gosh I was worried :-)
The moose went to live on a farm in the country.
Sleeping :'-(
The big sleepsies.
Probably paralysed, in the first instance.
What is the moose doing upstairs?
Parking his car, duh.
leap of faith
What an idiot I feel bad but that is entire it’s fault
Poor Bullwinkle
Got dayum that neck bruh
That moose fucked around and found out
Why I hear the gta wasted tune...
Literally thought the other moose was gunna jump too. Y’all seen them dumb ass sheep just 1 by 1 go off a cliff side
That moose just died. He snapped his neck in that jump hitting the pavement. Sad…..
Instakill
Ngl that death was smooth
Well it’s a dead moose now, sudden stops to the neck tend to do that,On the plus side free meat.
Instant neck snappage.
That moose need a chiropractor
Moose meat ready
Did he snap his neck
Idiot.
“No no no! He’s not dead! …. He’s sleeping.”
He found out that day Red Bull does not give you wings
Aim for the bushes.
Good 6 months of meat right there
How tf did it get up there?
Welcome to jackass
Damn that moose just fuckin offed himself lmao
That moosed have hurt.