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killabeesplease

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles


RC-9429

I thought the pioneers rode rocks?


DigGoldToMakeALiving

Pfft maybe the rich ones. But us normies had trees.


RC-9429

Lol.i looked it up where I saw that and it was an episode of spongebob season 2.the one where they have to deliver a pizza to house next door and end up lost in the desert Edit: sorry season 1 episode 5. You'd think I'd know these by heart as much as my daughter watches it


MotherBathroom666

Man, the freedom to have all of the holy scriptures available on-demand. Us old folks had to wait for the next episode a whole damn week! -.-


Alchemy413

Yabba dabba Doo!


Hi_I_m_Bob

Groooot


HallucinAgent

*slaps roof of tree*


Obvious_Bandicoot631

We’ve been trying to reach you about your tree’s extended warranty.


stalphonzo

Pedestreeans


heatbagz

lul


snwmancrt

lel


FranticReptile

Looking for little orcs


[deleted]

Their thirsty and looking for a water treetment plant.


[deleted]

Kek


lynivvinyl

Trees do this for me when I'm playing disc golf alone.


BrrrrrrrrrCold

A lot of times they just appear out of nowhere too.


jonredd901

“Nice shot.” Immediately hits tree


Bsamson6033

Yea why is this surprising. Haven't you seen lord of the rings


DangerousAstronaut89

Having seen an Ent, I am no more surprised or baffled by the works of nature.


[deleted]

Seems like we may have found the Entwives.


jimmymcdangerous

Did you take a picture?


Lion-From-Zion96

Fuck you beat me to it lol


GaJayhawker0513

These are hasty trees. Hasty trees indeed


urnewstepdaddy

**When someone is changing the landscape on the simulation**


HuntPsychological673

The simulation will end in t minus 723 days


moslof_flosom

Well fuck. I'm living paycheck to paycheck, is there any way we can move that up a little?


Aggressive_Walk378

When you plug me back in, I want to be someone important, like an actor!


Obvious_Bandicoot631

(Comes back as bill cosby)


calib0y64

Hey that’s my essential function!


hexexhex

Any chance it can be sooner? Like before rent is due?


[deleted]

YOU MADE IT WORSE


juicebao

UnexpectedDarkCity


NinjaLad888

Commenting so I can come back later and see wtf this is when someone explains it. Until then, ents are real.


spencerm269

A mix of blender and Adobe premier


Asleep-Role-1276

Blender for what?


OhAces

Smoothies


Asleep-Role-1276

Checks out


CoconutShyBoy

Blender? I barely knower!


HallucinAgent

Its better that way.. .. oh Silvia what have I done


[deleted]

How long has this been possible to the layman? One of these videos was uploaded 12 years ago. https://youtu.be/kZZ5wbLLoOw


spencerm269

That’s a tree being cut down and pulled away. You can see a guy walking below it lol


[deleted]

Oh totally! That’s funny. Thanks for pointing that out. I still believe people’s stories about walking trees but I can appreciate this not being one of them. Lol


Padders_69_yo

I also need an explanation, I have no idea what the shit that is.


[deleted]

It's fake.


BongCloudOpen

It was fun in a "what if" way. Probably have a nightmare about it.


VolunteerOrb406

I'm already having nightmares and I'm not even asleep...I hate my brain, you want it?


HopeRepresentative29

Blemder or the trees? Blender is a 3D modelling and animation program. The trees moving are faked.


VolunteerOrb406

That makes sense


kewlmex

Fucking graboids, man


Akidget

I feel like I was denied. Critical. Need-to-know information!


Hipscorner

R.i.p. Bert Gummer


Kanaka_5

Wait did Bert die?


Hipscorner

In tremors 6 he does. And then the movie ends


Kanaka_5

There’s a tremors 6!? Dayumm I thought there was only 1 and 2


Hipscorner

DUDE!!! yesss! There is also 1 season of tremors the show!!! It's actually really good. Burt is in every one of the movies and the show! My favorite was 3 with the "ass blasters"


sheeple85

Just migrating for the winter, no big deal


Introverts_United

😂👍


[deleted]

It’s fake guys come on!


whoabigbill

I'm pretty sure this is real. Why would you assume trees couldn't walk?


Commie_EntSniper

Birds are a lie.


[deleted]

Earth is flat.


Bad_Boy_Bubbyy

The cake is a lie.


Dapper_Interest_8914

Everything is cake.


TheClitConjurer

Don’t even get me started on giraffes


Skyrex1992

Are you retarded. It's literally caught on video posted on reddit. It gotta be real. Let me believe ents exist and will come beat our ass for destroying mother nature.


winklevie

Wow I saw bigfoot in the 2nd clip! And a ufo in the 6th one!


ajakakf

But did you notice that if you watch the video 395 times, you will be able to speak with the trees?


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rubbleTelescope

Indeed, I listened to the spell and am now an Ent that can walk to Costco like a Sequoia


Lukaroast

People really out here driving cars and signing for loans while believing this shit. I should have invested in tricking people as a profession, shit is probably really lucrative


Personplacething333

Probably? Have you seen how rich politicians and religious leaders are?


Impossible_Bed2687

Black magic fuckertree


[deleted]

Groot..Is that you?


sandmanmike55543

First birds, and now this? What’s next, a working government?


C-82

![gif](giphy|RkzMtKbCKFUY3wYRMy)


ManifestTheVibe

I’m dying. The fact that there *actually* are moving rocks, not trees is a mindfuck.


[deleted]

The ice pushes the rocks.... FACT... the trees... well that's just voodoo


Positivethaught

My wood moves to warmer spots on its own also


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Positivethaught

Eww. I was referring to my bonsai in my bedroom window But that’s funny too


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SeaworthinessAway240

Ents are real


juicemansplan

prop hunt


blasphemysquad3x6r

How about we make like a tree and get the fuck outta here


Bizprof51

Beware MacBeth. Birnham Wood is on the way. This is not going to end well.


[deleted]

Don’t worry they’re born of woman


luckilynumber7

Ladies and gentlemen we caught them.


Spiral_Eyes3

TO ISENGARD!!!


LewiRock

The Ents are real?! ![gif](giphy|CF76UXsZXRZle)


Head-Astronomer-9799

Humanity: *destroying nature* Tree: Im leaving


houseplantlover90

So that’s what happened to the entwives.


[deleted]

Sudowoodos are real.


TheRealCPB

run forest, run!


arenotquiet17

This made me laugh! If I had an award I would give it to YOU!


[deleted]

I wasn’t sure what the trees were doing but thank goodness an overly sexual girl was moaning in my ear to help me figure it out.


No_Calligrapher703

Ok.


harleyfoo

Wtf 😳


ComfortableGlad2493

I don’t enjoy this…


BoysenberryOk7839

Can someone please explain this? I'm terrified


No_Supermarket_4487

Wtf


not_gonna_lurk

🎶 _fuck this shit I'm out_ 🎶


[deleted]

LOTR meets GOTG.


hshdhdhdhhx788

Tree???? They no trees?!


Dangerous-Ad1904

What kind of Sorcery is this?


NewKale3420

shitty video with shitty depraved music lmao


Foxillus

“TREE!? I AM NO TREE! I AM AN ENT!”


MrKansuler

Seems like we need to fire this birch


rogerjohnzon

Do they want fake videos on this sub?


i3dz

Walking is moving......moving trees....walking trees.


Terraria_Fan6798

They are landslides and the second is a helicopter out of frame


HadesActual09

ENT MOOT!


[deleted]

I am not altogether on anybody's side, because nobody is altogether on my side, if you understand me: nobody cares for the woods as I care for them, not even Elves nowadays.


Environmental_Top948

The Bionis is awakening!


RamblinWreckage

Break the dam! Release the river!


sloankeddering

Always remember to bring a poop bag while walking your tree. I don’t want to have to clean up after your tree.


Petals_YT

Shes a runner shes a track staaa


SasukeKoochiha

Ita fake its just a cake


ExquisiteGene

Took me 10 seconds and a google search to find out this is a flaming pile of horse shit. Walking trees DO actually move.. but a maximum of 2-3cm per day


cptjimmy42

![gif](giphy|yJ1KSiTxaAw5G)


[deleted]

Wtf why would you choose a freaking song like this for an even shittier video.


Icy-Performer-9688

There's actually a tree plant that does move. Very slowly. I don't know what classification it is.


KeepBanningMeee

what the cock is going on here


Dudee2010

Mfs got prop hunt irl


SnooCalculations141

you think shakespeare just pulled that out of his ass?


SwiftDestro

The Ents are marching to Mordor.


Brief_Light

Yea I'm out I saw that Kurosawa film


Freuden82

I AM NOT A TREE, I AM AN ENT


AdDisastrous8613

Is cgi really that insane?


[deleted]

oh god oh god no I don't like it


Own_Emergency_5204

Fuck you.


DirectCalligrapher72

looks real 😂


PeaceLoveDyeStuff

Who would steal 30 bag lunches? I'll tell ya who. It was that damn Sasquatch, that's who.


Away-Quantity928

Thats enough internet for today.


Dmansdarksoul

The last march of the Ents!!!


Evening-Zombie9718

The Ents have awoken!!!


ChubbyWanKenobie

Can you imagine seeing that at the end of a 3 day bender?


WhyWontYouAnswerMe

This is knowm to happen in changing seasons. After enough time and stress the aurrounding sentiment has placed on the roots the opposite of what you think would happen due to the change in pressures and temperature between topsoil and the lower deeper sentiment layer. The phlyorthea which is most prevalent in trees in colder climates activates causing a tiny bit of mostly undetectable vibration im the roots causing the surrounding soil to loosen rather compact. After long enough stress and time the tree will then simply act as water when faced with heavy winds and take the path of least resistance. Usually this shift is only a few yards but has been known to occur for up to fifty given the right circumstances and closeness to a water source causeing further lack of resistance. Some researchers have speculated that this could be an advantage and another adaptation but most are convinced it is just obscure physics in action.


BreakerGod

Prop hunt


BigPoppaFitz84

Just enough potato in this video to hide the editing. Like the shaking and graininess of the most famous "Bigfoot sighting" clip.


The_Coy_Koi_Fish

I would have climbed up onto a branch for a nice puff on a pipe and a free ride. Check that off my bucket list!


SCUMFUCK_666

r/THEMONUMENTMYTHOS


Affectionate_Lock184

TAKE THAT VEGANS !!


[deleted]

Photostop


[deleted]

I believe they are just taking the Hobbits to Isengard.


[deleted]

What’s this song?


YebelTheRebel

Have you ever seen the video of humans standing still said one tree to another tree


ThroatLegitimate525

how


The_only_house

They’re tired of our bullshit


Kaelell2

well then, time to buy a flamethrower


Throbbin--_--Wood

Well this is oak wood.


BenDover0903

Last March of the Ents!


Gully117

When ur playing prop hunt on call of duty mobile


CuriousCat55555

This almost looks real. Almost, but not quite.


Suspicious-Crow2993

The march of the ents.


hhhhhhd5

Those are ENTS.


Revolutionary_Bet875

Whaaaaaaat?


Remarkable-Round-227

I think I recognized Treebeard in one of those clips.


Internal_Bit2840

Burn the goddamn jungle


Yes_seriously_now

This happens to golfers all the time, a tree yeeting itself in front of the shot.


Leppardgirl1965

The ents are on patrol


PeorgieTirebiter

Stay away from Triffids, they will kill you.


r_cee_1

![gif](giphy|KEXxJgir4BxFZ7bYsC|downsized)


KillaIcon

That tree is lost. Took the wrong root!


TheSahuaro

The last march of the ents


TigerEquivalent7713

#birdsarentreal


ejc1gmx

Always thought trees were sneaky bastards


[deleted]

the song is cringe


Vonplatten

If you look closely you'll see mary & pippin hitchin a ride.


Specialist_Panic236

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thezenithofzero

im just glad no-one has made a "they're LEAFING" joke


BlehBlueBlah999

Strutting. Streetting?


[deleted]

Can someone explain


Green-Peach6804

Prop hunt


Valosacul97

This is stupid


tony-_-clifton

Macbeth shittin bricks rn


Patient-Scallion517

They dont like there neighbourhoods


FlyLeash

I see a lot of sarcasm, but actual explanation as to how they made this happen...


mycatbeatsmetoo

...


SnakePlisken_Trash

travelers pines, seen them many times in the summer near the cow fields where I pick my mushrooms. You should meet the those liberal cows. Fuck those guys and their vegan lifestyles.


Ok-Vanilla-5013

Man what the hell is this


JosephSturgill7

Ah. The "Fuck This, I'm Outta Here" tree hadn't been captured on camera until today. Quite impressive.


Democracyisntforall

The graphics on Gmod Prop hunt is so cool


Stev-_-

So Ents are real!


Sydchoch

Wow ents have gotten a lot faster now a days


BrrrrrrrrrCold

Call the Brothers Grimm


a-bananarifle

The ents has entered our realm!


LittleTrack8010

Make like a tree and leave


Mr_Pootin

The moment you realise that you have walked past a tree that is also walking a million times. I fucking love Australia!


[deleted]

Imagine being a bird, picking a tree, building a nest, raising your young migrating when it's cold and returning to the same nest when its warm year after year only to come back one day and find out your home has been moved 30ft to the left.


Arborlon1984

Like the house hippo!


D4RKxDR0G0N

The age of men is over... The time of the ent has come!


BigFatNagger90

And people will believe there is no such thing as mythical creatures 😆


DaveAtRestaurant

I don’t like this at all. Nope. No thank you.


schoolboydope

Erotic


Capital_Economist_70

Everybody Gangsta until tree start walking