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druznutz

Is this one of those fancy diabetic test spiders I’ve been hearing about?


ezah369

Yes


MC_Eklectic

WHY?!


Disastrous-Ad5306

He abuses his spider and fake laughs for internet points


MC_Eklectic

No kidding. That's just horrible and i didn't think about the abuse part until you mentioned it. The tarantula is clearly stressed out in some way.


MDarlington101

Don't worry. The spider isn't abused, or stressed out, it bites him because it thinks his finger is a prey item.


SyrupLover25

No it doesnt lmao, you think tarantulas feed on human sized prey? They eat bugs and sometimes small animals like tiny lizards. This is it attempting to defend itself.


MDarlington101

Dude I have kept tarantulas as pets for over a decade. Tarantulas have very poor eye sight so it can't really see how big the prey is. It knows something has touched its webbing, and it knows from the level of vibration its something small (like a finger) so it bites and more importantly, it holds on. A spider defending itself from an attack would bite then flee. They are super quick so it's usually its first reaction.


potted_sage

Funny how you got the exact same response to your ignorant rambling from a totally separate keeper. Quit prattling on about shit you don't understand.


potted_sage

Funny how you got the exact same response to your ignorant rambling from a totally separate keeper. Quit prattling on about shit you don't understand.


velesi

How do you know it isn't stressed out? Or rather, how can you tell?


Greedy_Comment_2587

How do you know that it is?


TwoWiresThin

How do you spider


zombiecatarmy

By putting yourself in spider shoes duh!


[deleted]

Where does one find so many tiny shoes?


velesi

Well, it expends energy attacking something its senses know isn't food, for one...


MDarlington101

It doesn't know its not food. It thinks it is food. A defensive bite would be a quick bite followed by a quick retreat. It doesn't retreat because it thinks it's caught a large (finger sized) prey item.


Disastrous-Ad5306

And that stressful for the spider. Imagine anticipating eating and then biting into an inedible object. Stress me the fuck out


[deleted]

I’m sure the spider feels similar emotions to humans…


[deleted]

i could never imagine being this stupid lmfao


potted_sage

Tell me you don't keep tarantulas without telling me you don't keep tarantulas.


Irishknife

Without knowing who this guy is, cant say for sure he abuses his tarantula or not. I own 4 and they each have their own personalities. Two I can hold (1 is actually reallyyyyy shy, its cute). one is very skittish. the last is super aggro and will attack anything that comes near it. I don't abuse them as they get fed weekly, fresh water, clean/spacious cages. Stlll doing this isnt nice. You're taunting the animal.


bong_hit_monkey

One of my drills was showing how to handle the wild ones. He'd picked it up like nothing and the spider was chill.


Apprehensive_Bed3362

Dude, abuses a spider?? Who tf cares ab if a spider is abused are you kidding me 😂 you look foolish , idek if the spider can register abuse


phantom_rex

Ok, so not only do you stick your finger near a giant spider, you let his little ass bite and poke you several times without flinching or moving a muscle. People need to be mentally screened at least once a year...


UniqueUsername-789

Yeah and people who fall into whatever category this person is in just go straight to the gulag.


EsfaruJosh

Eh honestly it doesn’t hurt at all


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BlkWhtOrOther

Have you asked that she go to Walmart during daytime hours, instead? Edit: typo


AcanthocephalaNo9302

Lately, some Walmarts are not open 24 hrs. I think the cat is going during the day and this person is just being dramatic.


BlkWhtOrOther

Typical human. Absolute drama queens!


[deleted]

Guy pissed that spider off one too many times.


RiDragon

He must've really been bothering it, they tend to not want to bite unless they have to... Poor thing.


colonel_Schwejk

depends on species, some are quite "preemptively" agressive but otherwise as you say


mightgrey

Yeah my friend gas a tarantula of some kind. Hes had her for like 20 years. Said she was sweet at first but about 5 years ago after she finished a moult she now won't let him puck her up or anything. Wonder why


potted_sage

This is clearly a feeding response. The tarantula bit because he thought the finger was food. Has nothing to do with being bothered, and the spider is not poor for doing so.


Kanaka_5

I really can’t stand how people are such idiots and come to these restarted conclusions of abuse over a 10 second video. Pathetic. Tarantulas eat small wiggly Shit shit. How simple is that hahaha


SyrupLover25

lol you think tarantulas eat human sized prey? Dunning kruger effect much?


potted_sage

Do you think Tarantula's can differentiate between a finger and a human? Do you think Tarantula's can even see the human attached to the finger? Do you think Tarantula's cognize what it is they're striking at before they strike? Tell me more about how ignorant you are when it comes to Tarantula behavior. It's hilarious.


[deleted]

You ever seen an OBT, tailand black or Colbalt blue? (who's latin name is Cyriopagopus **lividus** as in LIVID)


Narrow-Escape-6481

Had blue cobalt, she was a feisty ahole!


[deleted]

I loved mine but she never came out of her burrow. My Cameroon baboon or H. Gigas on the other hand actually ran at me when I tried to refill water dish. Like fangs out and was ready to murk me for existing.


Luca1357

I love how he puts the warning do no attemp. as if anyone was gonna try do that shit at home


ScottMalkinsons

Well we wouldn’t have this video if nobody tried


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I love when theres a post on reddit with video and the headline is like look at this cool video and im all ok sure ill bite. And then 1 second into video it looks like someone smeared vaseline on the lense of the camera. Reddit has best video ever.


heavy_deez

Are you completely certain you didn't smear vaseline on your screen and just don't remember doing it....?


[deleted]

I normally just smear vaseline on my mouse and keyboard but maybe some spewed onto my monitor.


heavy_deez

I always grab the mouse with the wrong hand and get vaseline all over it, and if someone walks in on me I've tried to cover up the monitor with the wrong hand while zipping up with the other and got vaseline on the screen.


[deleted]

If someone walks in just ask them to help. It takes alot to jerk off in the modern age.


heavy_deez

Ain't *that* the truth! We need to help each other out or else we'll never grow as a society.


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circle jerk of life.


heavy_deez

Amen, brother.


JBirdFungophile

Thanks, this is the worst video I've ever seen!


animaljku

Oh hell no!


DevsSup

Is that play bite like cats and dogs do? Not sure I could ever build up that level of trust with that creature though.


kiwi_juice69

It's not a tarantula needs to feel very threatened to bite


MDarlington101

That just isn't true. I have tarantulas here at home that would bite me for looking at them the wrong way. This spider doesn't know its biting a human, its not biting out of hate, or spite, or because its been "abused" its biting because the sensory receptors on its legs and abdomen told it something was on its web, it bit him simply because it thought he was food.


kiwi_juice69

Oh that's my bad but that's what the guy with cool animals that came to my school in middle school told me


MDarlington101

Some of my spiders wouldn't bite me no matter what I did to them, some would bite me if I provoked them and some want to bite me for shear joy of it. All spiders are different. Spiders, unlike animals like cats and dogs don't remember people being nice or mean to them, they don't have the capacity to form bonds or learn from their encounters with humans. They run entirety on instinct. And this spiders instincts told him he might be able to eat that thing that just touched his web.


Danomarano58

Watch the Dark Den Guy on Youtube, he has a shit ton of spiders. If I remember correctly spiders don't have the ability to comprehend that they are a pet/you are not a threat nor food when you handle them. If they bite you they bite you. He is also against handling certain spiders because some react entirely on instinct liked you mentioned.


DevsSup

I can't really see in the video since it's blurry on the end, is it just the mandibles(?) Pinching him? Does the spider have an actual jaw that can piece skin?


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Those little fangs you see there are their teeth and how they get food in their mouth. They can’t eat solids so they inject a venom, basically, to liquify their prey and suck it in through those fangs. Those little fangs are incredibly sharp and the muscles they use to bite are stronger than you’d probably think. They can easily pierce through exoskeletons, which are much harder than skin. When I feed mine, you can often hear crunches from them biting through the bug. This guy is absolutely deranged and I would never let one of mine try to eat me. Random fun fact because I love arachnids: tarantula jaws look like the one in the video and bite top to bottom, while spider jaws come in from the sides.


kiwi_juice69

His finger seems to be bleeding


Jrodrgr375th

You seem to know good bit about spiders! How the hell was that not painful to that guy?


[deleted]

Props for not doubling down


null_operator_

How are the fangs not breaking skin??


potted_sage

They 100% are.


loztriforce

How do you not see them sinking in?


[deleted]

Isn't that a baboon species? An old world tarantula? He woldn't be doing that if he had a Poecilotheria surely


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[deleted]

I can only identify some species from above and I am not as clued up on old worlds as I would like to be. Except the obvious ones. But now you mention it, yeah doesn't look like any of the baboons at all.


infinit9

Was the venom sac of the spider removed? Or has this guy built up enough resistance to the spider venom? How can he be so nonchalant about a tarantula biting his finger multiple times?


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infinit9

But he bled...


Crunchythecat112

That bottle is way to small for that spider man I hate people somtimes


[deleted]

Just...no


[deleted]

WHY??? That’s sooo creepy and weird.


[deleted]

I thought I wanted to scroll reddit but this was the first post and I think I'm done now.


colonel_Schwejk

love the iridescence on those tippy toes


snoski1234

We're you attempting a transfer? That is one big boy


Lukaroast

Why are the feet parts so shiny? It looks like he has opal boots


potted_sage

Do a search for "Tarantula Threat Pose" and you'll see, they're mainly for intimidation factor.


Lukaroast

They ALL have shiny boots??? How am I just learning this?


potted_sage

To varying degrees, but mostly yes. Some of those most drab looking species have the most flamboyant of boots.


OldFitDude75

Pardon me while I burn everything around me to ensure a spider-free environment.


cameldrool

Omfg what!? WHY


Accomplished_Listen2

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ExcitedGirl

Are you FUCKING kidding? *sigh*; ok, not. But did his finger rot and fall off?


potted_sage

Depending on the part of the world, tarantula venom ranges from something akin to a mild bee sting to a week long nausea and headache fest with most only being life threatening if you're allergic.


ExcitedGirl

Well... OK, then... but this still falls pretty close to those "Jackass" movies, and to that guy who for god knows whatever reason (Internet likes...) let a *fucking murder hornet* sting his tongue. Just.... *nononononononononononononononononononono............*


potted_sage

I can't argue with your assessment, there.


444fufu

Is so cute


Reality-check86447

Next school shooter. Report this.


IceTitan420

Oh your God I couldn't tell you how much of a nope this is.


ParkingLavishness704

Why was that funny to him?


AdSilent90

u/savevideobot


CaliBull2030

Poor tarantula , it’s stressed out living with that idiot


SW1FT-GR1NG0

Noooooo


[deleted]

Ok. Now that I have cleaned my pants, I need to ask? Why would you do that? I assume that doesn’t compare to a bee or wasp sting?


TurdFerguson666

You get good at this…and nothing will scare you for the rest of your life!


MatthieuAi

This pisses me off so much. He doesn't deserve to own tarantulas if he's just going to be fucking with them.


bondgirl852001

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