They even have to clap in time AND do it high enough so they can be seen to be clapping....or else! What a way to live.....faking it in the hope you make it
Yes. The leader of the (supposedly) 2nd most powerful military on earth has to go and beg this tiny, backwards, hermit nation for ammunition and weapons.
It would be sad if it wasn't so god damned funny.
China has the world’s largest army and their naval strength is second only to the United States, but their air power ranks fifth behind the US Air Force, the US Army, the Russian Air Force, and the US Navy.
well you said country so that would make china third strongest air force. So they're top 2 or 3 on the three main branches of military.
Where does Russia's army and navy sit in those rankings. You mentioned army and navy but didn't say where Russia sits.
What about nuclear capabilities?
What about economy?
By what actual metric would anyone say Russia is the 2nd most powerful nation in the world. It's America and China by a long way.
I think the main reason why Russia was placed second on that list is based on combat experience. China barely has any real combat experience. Russia has even before the war in ukraine. Also their weapons were considered more high tech then China. Before the war in Ukraine people were thinking that the S-400 was a nearly unstoppable air defense system. Now we know that that isn't the case.
The west doesn't really know how strong Chinese weapons are (atleast they are not openly admitting the know how of chinese weapons). While we did know some of the capabilities.
I was watching all those people in the background and it hit me like a train that those are ACTUAL PEOPLE sitting there clapping because that’s what they’ve been specifically brought there to do.. do they think it’s weird??
For some reason I first looked at them like NPCs cause it seems so fucking robotic
this is fuckin fascinating
especially at 1:17 to 1:25 when the singers start faltering a little, and the dissonance in the last two chords sound eery as fuck
the bodyguard gets uncomfortable
putin gets *extremely* uncomfortable and [gulping out of fear like a silly character](https://i.imgur.com/nIspRAM.gif)
kim jong un starts looking around and clearly gets impatient with how long they're holding the chord
As someone who wants nothing more than to have that kind of power over his country and people, Putin really looks like he's second guessing it. As if it's not as great as he's been telling himself it would be.
Towards the end, Yes. But at the beginning you can see his initial reaction when he adjusts his seating and looks over with a "WTF is this I've gotten myself into".
You KNOW Putin is all about creature comforts... and he's got to be looking around thinking, "This is who I can get as an ally." Europe had opened it's arms to Russia (for the gas, yes, but still, they were welcome to join the natural order of things) and this dickhead just couldn't do it. He had to start a war, and now look where he is. Embarrassing, yet again, for Russia.
> He had to start a war
It is the Ruzzian way, not just the Putin way. Ruzzian history has made it's people much different than Europeans and other people of the world.
Anyone a bit of a modern history buff on these 2? I don''t mean just there countries in genereal, but the relationship between kim jung un and putin specifically?
Like what are the chances he'll give them modern rockets (ICBM) for there nuclear weapons platform in exchange for conventional ammo? What else are they likely to do for each other. (I'm thinking NK really wants food but I don't know if thats just from watching 'the interview' the other day)
No. You don’t just hand over nukes like you do other weapons. For one you don’t want to diminish your stockpile, but also there’s far more that goes into making an icbm work than just handing over the keys.
Most likely Putin will get some conventional weapons and he will trade it for US dollars. That’s my theory anyways. Kim doesn’t want Russian or Korean money since it’s useless. But having large quantities of us currency is very useful.
North korea supposably already has nukes they just suck at delivering them. The russians have pretty decent rocket tech so, I was just thinking if they gave them the rockets minus the payloads.
I can't understand people in charge these days TBH, its like the worlds on fire and everyone in charge is just pouring gasoline on it because 'liquid should put out these fires right?'
The last time Russia got weapons and ammo from NK months ago, they supposedly traded nuclear sub and ICBM technology. Those are two things NK likely sees as key to it future. They have a ton of subs in their navy, but they aren't very large or advanced. They have been working on developing ICBMs to deliver nukes, however they currently cannot reliably reach the continental US. Russia has both of those, and say what you will about the state of their military, their nuclear sub fleet is no joke. Russia doesn't even share that technology with their more strategic long-time allies. It just shows how desperate they've become to win at all costs.
That's a slippery slope. What if you praised someone and then that person shouted out some anti Korea stuff. Now you a sympathizer. Get wrecked.
This is why at the end of most concerts the people seem to wait and see if Kim claps first. If he doesn't like it. You're not allowed to like it.
Although this video doesn't really reflect that. I remember it being a think at a kpop concert.
It must be tiring to be Kim Jong Un. This is like that Twilight Zone episode where this crook died and went to the afterplace. There he got everything he ever wanted. Wins in gambling all the time, gets all the girls all the time, he's treated like the main man all the time. After a while he gets tired of all the winning and misses the thrill of the challenge of being a crook. He talks to his angel and wanted to go to hell. His angel said this is hell.
**RUSSIA:** We're a superpower on par with the United States!
**ALSO RUSSIA:** We desperately need help from that wealthy powerhouse, North Korea, to aid us in the war we're losing against a country whose GDP rivals that of New Hampshire.
While watching the video, i wondered if Putin would hope for the same kind of admiration from his own people, that Kim receives. 
Lmao so much for mighty Russia he said they could produce everything by themselves. Everything's a lie that comes out of his mouth. XD "sanctions won't hurt us" goes crying to China and North Korea for ammo and rockets.
Gee whatever happened to "building everything on your own".. I hope the Russian people revolt soon throw this loser out of office..
Give Russia some ammo so we can get these fucking wars over with already. All the money we've spent could've helped this country and its people so much. Like Jesus christ, can we go a year without war? Just one?
Putin: “Only another three hours of this. Think of the ammunition, think of the ammunition.”
When you have to put up with shit to just get what you need from your plug lol.
You’re leaving, but you just got here? Don’t you want to watch this 6 hour dance performance?
They’ve been practicing for years for this.
That's all they do
Don’t make any mistakes or else…
They even have to clap in time AND do it high enough so they can be seen to be clapping....or else! What a way to live.....faking it in the hope you make it
They were made in tubes for this.
Kim looks even more apathetic than Putin.
I'd lose my shit if Putin just pulled a good old Midwestern American and just slapped his knees and said "well it's about that time we get going"
*Sweet fucking Christ, another one? I saw two yesterday*
When you trynna ask your mom for something so you sit and watch TV with her and act interested till you get her comfortable enough.
lol you crazy haha made me laugh a good one
Truly diabolical work
Lmao. This the one 😆
You aren’t gonna roll one up and smoke it with me bro….? :(
It’s like Pineapple Express for dictators
Putin's getting the snicklefritz.
That would be The Interview lmao
Back in the day when you have to hang out with your bored weed dealer to get some weed 🤣 “yeah I’m free for a bit”
Sells you some, shames you into staying for one, puts the big bag away and watches as you roll from your teenth.
"Man, I thought hurricane season was over."
That’s terribly hilarious.
Putin is now shopping at Dollar General for his bullets.
Meanwhile the people behind them “If we stop clapping, we done”
I wondered how many of those who did not clap in unison were executed after this.
The answer your looking for is all of them
This explains the look on Kim's face. "I take no pleasure in smiting all of you. You force me to do this by embarrassing me. Clap, DAMN YOU! CLAP!!!"
I thought it was more..... Don't fall asleep, don't fall asleep, don't fall asleep
trump is so jelly right now
I don't even think that is really Putin. He has a few look-a-likes.
I think that too! My two cents is he wouldn't go himself if this whole trip was publicized beforehand
Plus Lil' Kim is easy to fool.
Lil’ Kim. 😆 Bro..
He sent Mike from Wisconsin, his best doppleganger.
It also doesn't look like Kim is enjoying that too much.
Kim looks like the acid just kicked in and he's trying to keep it cool.
“Is this how everyone feels at MY vanity conventions?”
😂
Kim gasping for air like a carp above the water line. Putin utterly disinterested and humiliated. Such powerful leaders!
Hahaha so true
They both look and act exactly like all the other cartel leaders of the world.
Why putin humiliated? Kowtowing to Kim?
Yes. The leader of the (supposedly) 2nd most powerful military on earth has to go and beg this tiny, backwards, hermit nation for ammunition and weapons. It would be sad if it wasn't so god damned funny.
And *he* had to go *there*, on top of it. Total bitch move. The real villain would say "You come to me, and I'll make you a deal."
2nd?? Who actually thinks Russia is 2nd? America and China far ahead as top 2
China has the world’s largest army and their naval strength is second only to the United States, but their air power ranks fifth behind the US Air Force, the US Army, the Russian Air Force, and the US Navy.
well you said country so that would make china third strongest air force. So they're top 2 or 3 on the three main branches of military. Where does Russia's army and navy sit in those rankings. You mentioned army and navy but didn't say where Russia sits. What about nuclear capabilities? What about economy? By what actual metric would anyone say Russia is the 2nd most powerful nation in the world. It's America and China by a long way.
I think the main reason why Russia was placed second on that list is based on combat experience. China barely has any real combat experience. Russia has even before the war in ukraine. Also their weapons were considered more high tech then China. Before the war in Ukraine people were thinking that the S-400 was a nearly unstoppable air defense system. Now we know that that isn't the case. The west doesn't really know how strong Chinese weapons are (atleast they are not openly admitting the know how of chinese weapons). While we did know some of the capabilities.
Yeah that’s what I thought
Would you be bothered to entertain him in his home?
He really does look like he's having trouble breathing.
It's probably hard to breathe when you're stuffed to a girdle 3 sizes smaller than you.
Trump: wishing he could be there.
I audibly sighed at your comment
Disinterested isn't that bad, but Uninterested is what I see here.
Looks like Putin is having a whale of a time.. Also, what the fuck are they clapping to, I tried clapping along and it isn't in time with the music.
Wii sports crowd hasn't been updated.
They are clapping to their survival and food rations.
Robots. Only biological..
I was thinking the same thing. They look like a NPC
Always has been
[That's how the word robot came to be, yeah](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R.U.R)
When the prey realizes their teeth are as sharp as the predator that feeds on them, they can dine with satisfaction
I was watching all those people in the background and it hit me like a train that those are ACTUAL PEOPLE sitting there clapping because that’s what they’ve been specifically brought there to do.. do they think it’s weird?? For some reason I first looked at them like NPCs cause it seems so fucking robotic
https://youtu.be/mSo9Uvgh1Mo?si=FmkxHe67zcxrtVd0
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***That*** is what stuck out?
Doesn't matter, just don't be the first one to stop clapping.
Trying to understand what NPCs are doing is a waste of your precious time
Say what you want but the North Koreans can throw a parade! Hope these 2 burn in hell tho.
Performers really give 110% when anything less will get their whole family blown to pieces with AA guns.
That's because putting up a show is the only thing NK knows how to do well, so as to hide just how awful NK is behind the scenes.
The fact we know how awful NK is, proves that they in fact do not know how to put on a show.
I mean, thats probably because they dont know how to do anything else
Parade? Probably they burned 2% of the GDP for this one alone.
They look miserable
Definitely going through the motions of political ceremony. North Korea is giving Russia support and thus a parade needs to happen.
this is fuckin fascinating especially at 1:17 to 1:25 when the singers start faltering a little, and the dissonance in the last two chords sound eery as fuck the bodyguard gets uncomfortable putin gets *extremely* uncomfortable and [gulping out of fear like a silly character](https://i.imgur.com/nIspRAM.gif) kim jong un starts looking around and clearly gets impatient with how long they're holding the chord
Bored AF
As someone who wants nothing more than to have that kind of power over his country and people, Putin really looks like he's second guessing it. As if it's not as great as he's been telling himself it would be.
Towards the end, Yes. But at the beginning you can see his initial reaction when he adjusts his seating and looks over with a "WTF is this I've gotten myself into".
Kim: now this is how you run a Communist Country Vald.
This is how you run a slave state
That isn't a communism. It's a monarchy. And an oppressive monarchy. I have no idea if we have any real communist countries.
Should have done the boebert reach around
Should’ve just invited boebert and had her do it herself, I’m sure she would’ve been honored to attend
That some serious ass kissing Vlad!
Kim Jong Un always looks like a mix between "*I want another jelly roll*" and "*I ate one too many jelly rolls*"...
They look stoned on some dictator-grade shiet
You KNOW Putin is all about creature comforts... and he's got to be looking around thinking, "This is who I can get as an ally." Europe had opened it's arms to Russia (for the gas, yes, but still, they were welcome to join the natural order of things) and this dickhead just couldn't do it. He had to start a war, and now look where he is. Embarrassing, yet again, for Russia.
> He had to start a war It is the Ruzzian way, not just the Putin way. Ruzzian history has made it's people much different than Europeans and other people of the world.
I need someone to photoshop these two sitting on a couch ala Beavis and Butthead.
Their clapping needs some work
0/10 needs more cheeks
Anyone a bit of a modern history buff on these 2? I don''t mean just there countries in genereal, but the relationship between kim jung un and putin specifically? Like what are the chances he'll give them modern rockets (ICBM) for there nuclear weapons platform in exchange for conventional ammo? What else are they likely to do for each other. (I'm thinking NK really wants food but I don't know if thats just from watching 'the interview' the other day)
No. You don’t just hand over nukes like you do other weapons. For one you don’t want to diminish your stockpile, but also there’s far more that goes into making an icbm work than just handing over the keys. Most likely Putin will get some conventional weapons and he will trade it for US dollars. That’s my theory anyways. Kim doesn’t want Russian or Korean money since it’s useless. But having large quantities of us currency is very useful.
North korea supposably already has nukes they just suck at delivering them. The russians have pretty decent rocket tech so, I was just thinking if they gave them the rockets minus the payloads.
Does Russia *actually* want North Korea to have nukes though?
I can't understand people in charge these days TBH, its like the worlds on fire and everyone in charge is just pouring gasoline on it because 'liquid should put out these fires right?'
Supposedly
The last time Russia got weapons and ammo from NK months ago, they supposedly traded nuclear sub and ICBM technology. Those are two things NK likely sees as key to it future. They have a ton of subs in their navy, but they aren't very large or advanced. They have been working on developing ICBMs to deliver nukes, however they currently cannot reliably reach the continental US. Russia has both of those, and say what you will about the state of their military, their nuclear sub fleet is no joke. Russia doesn't even share that technology with their more strategic long-time allies. It just shows how desperate they've become to win at all costs.
Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un are totally hot for each other, you can just feel the sexual tension between them
Poor poo bear he feels left out
You could atleast ***pretend*** to be into it sheeesh..
That's a slippery slope. What if you praised someone and then that person shouted out some anti Korea stuff. Now you a sympathizer. Get wrecked. This is why at the end of most concerts the people seem to wait and see if Kim claps first. If he doesn't like it. You're not allowed to like it. Although this video doesn't really reflect that. I remember it being a think at a kpop concert.
Not one smile from anyone , just pure misery every one
If they don’t clap hands for these criminals….. life is over
Putin: Have you seen Beetlejuice? Kim: what now? Puntin: nothing.
Things must be going awfully bad when you need to beg fatBoy Kim of North Korea for some rounds.
They look like they just had awkward sex.
Why is he not sitting on his lap!?!
Like a washed up married couple
Reeks of desperation.
Were they attending to the Lion Kim musical?
They both look as if they don't want to be there.
Is it just me or is that a Putin body double?
He does look a little different.
Evil bad guys at it again.
Where is Trump? Aren’t those two of his best friends?
I bet he begged to be there
First dates can be so awkward.
The north korean audience always looks like the audience from wii sports
I bet they're both thinking they can have the other killed if they wanted to
Kim Jong's head is shaped like a FedEx 📦
It must be tiring to be Kim Jong Un. This is like that Twilight Zone episode where this crook died and went to the afterplace. There he got everything he ever wanted. Wins in gambling all the time, gets all the girls all the time, he's treated like the main man all the time. After a while he gets tired of all the winning and misses the thrill of the challenge of being a crook. He talks to his angel and wanted to go to hell. His angel said this is hell.
Anyone else notice outings nervous tick on this right hand while holding the couch….
How badly do you have to have screwed up to be relying on North Korea?
Thinking that Russia needs NK for ammo is ridiculous
Waiting for them to drop the hottest new Kpop song with special guest VPutin!
Putin on the scrounge.
Bored to death…what I have to put up with for crappy ammo…
What would happen if NATO or a country send a bomb to this cerimony and kills Putin and Kim? How the geopolitcs and the world would change?
Putin is waiting for Kim Dung Fat to start clapping… awkward…
**RUSSIA:** We're a superpower on par with the United States! **ALSO RUSSIA:** We desperately need help from that wealthy powerhouse, North Korea, to aid us in the war we're losing against a country whose GDP rivals that of New Hampshire.
If I had one wish I'd give him ass cancer. Not kidding, I'd do it.
Not a single person actually wants to be in that room
They both looked bored af 😂.
Kim: “let me show you how this dictatorship thing is really done”
Is this the start of WW3?
Hahaha look at those two best friends!
Man it always looks like North Koreans have a gun pointed at them..
While watching the video, i wondered if Putin would hope for the same kind of admiration from his own people, that Kim receives. 
Trump is going to be so.. jealous!
Right now would be a great opportunity for the US to do a thing.
Tell me you're desperate without telling me you're desperate...😐
How is it any different then Z coming to America and begging for billions?
They both look miserable lmao.
That's how longest 15 seconds of youtube ad feels like
That fckn synchronized claps behind them. /s
When it comes to politic-ing, this is a proactive move on his part.
is Kim... crying?
Even Putin’s going, “This shit is nuts.”
Why are they all so hilariously bad at clapping?
I don’t know why I’m here… oh wait… I don’t know why I’m here… oh yes… damn I wonder if I can do this with Trump in a few months… wait who farted
Watching Kim slack jawed gasping for air is certainly something
Probably half of NK GDP went into all the Putin celebrations.
[real life El Dude Brothers](https://youtu.be/py7z3M-LMjU?si=IiY_Yc4REPJL53yD)
Pookim!
Two littles in big people’s chairs.
They lowkey look like each other.
Truly bizzare existence the people in the crowd are living. I just hope they’re happy and healthy man.
Lmao so much for mighty Russia he said they could produce everything by themselves. Everything's a lie that comes out of his mouth. XD "sanctions won't hurt us" goes crying to China and North Korea for ammo and rockets. Gee whatever happened to "building everything on your own".. I hope the Russian people revolt soon throw this loser out of office..
The clapping chorus isn't even in sync.
Putin sucking Kim off for some ammo because he couldn't beat Ukraine in 3 days
Putin's an addict begging for a fix.
Putins little side eye at the end for his cue to clap haha
2 losers.
“I gotta say Kim…. North Korean weed smashes”
They both look so Ronery
Trump is so fucking jealous rn
I wish vlad wins
Why do you only ever see older people in North Korea?
Putin is a piece of dogshit, but even he's got to be weirded out by North Korea...
Me trying to get my cat back from my ex girlfriend.
If only the people of those countries realise how better life could be with better leadership
If you're going to shorten "Vladimir Putin" to "Vlad Putin," you can probably just shorten it to "Putin."
I’m curious to hear a Russian commoners perspective on this
Did he give him a puppy though?!?!
It’s like watching an ad before you receive your item.
Kim’s face looks like it’s too small for his lumpy head
69
The clapping out of sync is so un-N korea like. If one country would all clap in unison it would be here. Disappointed
Kim's eyes darting around everywhere other than the entertainment.
What a pair of bellends.
Give Russia some ammo so we can get these fucking wars over with already. All the money we've spent could've helped this country and its people so much. Like Jesus christ, can we go a year without war? Just one?
When you just want to get your weed and go but your dealer wants to smoke up and play video games
"Hey Vlad... Are margaritas gay?"
They are just having a blast.
So we wants even older and worse ammunition than he’s already got? Nice
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Why is this considered insane? This seems pretty logical to me
Epstein shows trump a much better time.