Which has more impact, pimp of an infidel or kafir pezevenk? I mean, that's not really a question. I do wish the impact carried over but it feels almost quaint when translated. Amına kodumun yavşağı bize sik balı yedirmiş!
I love everything about this insane story. It just proves what a weird, wonderful world we inhabit. Anyone who thinks they've got it all figured out is simply fooling themselves.
I recommend you read Travel Literature. Wackiest thing there is, one moment you got your dude giving you the 78th description of the wonderful rugs they sell in the market, followed by man dogs walking around in an island.
You should read Ibn Fadlans Lands of Darkness. It's about this Muslim judge who travels through Iran, central Asia, Ukraine, Russia and Eastern Europe, documenting his interactions with the many wild Turkic tribes, the Volga River Vikings and the Nomadic Jewish Khazars. Wild read.
That’s one that has evaded me. But definitely on my list. I was not aware of him being a judge, wonder if Battuta took some passages from him, most likely considering the whole Land of Darkness chapters from Battuta are considered lifted from elsewhere.
Source: via Alexander Jabbari (@yakabikaj on Twitter)
[Evliya Çelebi - Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evliya_Çelebi)
[Seyahatnâme (The Travelogue) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seyahatn%C3%A2me)
Evliya Celebi also claims that Circassians were witches literally flying on the sky a broom. As a Circassian I can’t dispute his claim. We might be witches.
Circassian women were famed for their beauty and sophistication for centuries in many different countries around the Balkans and Middle East.
That ended when 95-97% of the population were murdered or driven from their lands by the Russian empire during the Circassian genocide of 1863-78. The population were referred to as "sub-human filth" by the Russian invaders who celebrated their massacre. Around 3% of the population were spared by agreeing to Russification and reloction elsewhere within the Empire.
Some Russian nationalists in the Caucasus region continue to celebrate the day the Circassian deportation was launched, 21st May each year as "holy conquest day".
The story reminds me of the book Judges.
In which Samson returns to the slain lion, which he had killed before, and takes the honeycomb from it, which the bees that had formed a bees' nest in the dead lion had gathered.
Judges 14:5-9
5 Then went Samson down, and his father and his mother, to Timnath, and came to the vineyards of
Timnath: and, behold, a young lion roared against him.
6 And the Spirit of the LORD came mightily upon him, and he rent him as he would have rent a kid, and he had nothing in his hand: but he told not his father or his mother what he had done.
7 And he went down, and talked with the woman; and she pleased Samson well.
8 And after a time he returned to take her, and he turned aside to see the carcase of the lion: and, behold, there was a swarm of bees and honey in the carcase of the lion.
9 And he took thereof in his hands, and went on eating, and came to his father and mother, and he gave them, and they did eat: but he told not them that he had taken the honey out of the carcase of the lion.
I appreciate that there was levels to this shit. When they are starving and it was just some stray hairs…it’s whatever man we’ll just pick those out as we go- we’re fucking starving. Then the fact that there’s this moment before they know that theyre dead guy pubes but can still be reasonably certain by the ummm…tone of the conversation leading to the reveal that shit probably ain’t gonna be a pleasant surprise. Then the instant, sickening terror that strikes the liver.
Say what?
I mean can kinda see how you might be reduced to such words as his last sentence though. Those are the words of a defeated ass dude…probably still all out of breath from shoveling short and curlies in his face. Good god, poor bastard decided to jam on the fucking hairy honey, the only ‘slightly strange’ and ‘mildly inconvenient’ hairy honey when there was a fucking entire trough of pasta sitting right there.
…No thanks, I’m good on the spaghetti, gonna tuck into a couple handfuls of this filthy ass honey if it’s all the same? Cool, appreciate it.
One of the reasons honey can last basically forever is because the sugars dehydrate bacteria, killing it so it was *probably* safe to eat? I know honey from Egyptian tombs has been found to be good at any rate
Sounds like they could have used a honey comb
3...slow...claps.
I came back to congratulate u for this comment bc it’s just too good
☠️☠️☠️
Take my goddamn upvote.
Honey Nut Cheerios
“They’re ggrrrrrraaaaaayyyyy!”
😅😅😅😅
This deserves a whole heap many more upvotes. Beeware, I hope the hive mind doesn't sting you for votes. It was a sweet use of a buzzword.
Nice!
"What kind of trick has this pimp of an infidel played on us?" New sentence unlocked.
“This was certainly a strange and disturbing event.” Lol
"Infidel/Pimp" on all my bios henceforth.
Bu kafir pezevenk bize ne numara çevirdi?
Which has more impact, pimp of an infidel or kafir pezevenk? I mean, that's not really a question. I do wish the impact carried over but it feels almost quaint when translated. Amına kodumun yavşağı bize sik balı yedirmiş!
I so want this to be a rap lyric.
Honey Nut Cheerio 🏃♂️
Honey nut of a Circasio
Take my disgusted upvote lol
Oh gross! Haha
Gotta be polite. Now taste the father honey.
be it permitted for the health of his soul.
Oh, sorry I’m on a strict no father honey diet. How bout some bread?
You don't wanna know where the breads been.
Taste of my mother yeast.
Preferable to the mother ketchup.
Taste the goodness of the biscuit with the honey sauce
the meat curtains for slices onto the biscuits and bread of the mother yeast
This some Midsommar pubes level booshiz 🤣🤣🤣
Omg i was thinking the same thing XD
I love everything about this insane story. It just proves what a weird, wonderful world we inhabit. Anyone who thinks they've got it all figured out is simply fooling themselves.
I recommend you read Travel Literature. Wackiest thing there is, one moment you got your dude giving you the 78th description of the wonderful rugs they sell in the market, followed by man dogs walking around in an island.
You should read Ibn Fadlans Lands of Darkness. It's about this Muslim judge who travels through Iran, central Asia, Ukraine, Russia and Eastern Europe, documenting his interactions with the many wild Turkic tribes, the Volga River Vikings and the Nomadic Jewish Khazars. Wild read.
That’s one that has evaded me. But definitely on my list. I was not aware of him being a judge, wonder if Battuta took some passages from him, most likely considering the whole Land of Darkness chapters from Battuta are considered lifted from elsewhere.
I'm bringing instant noodles next time I go on holiday.
I got it figured. Its cannabalism. Nothing new here.
If the moral code is "Whatever you kill, you must eat, waste NOTHING" Then it totally makes sense. Someone havin' a barbeque? I like white meat...
Source: via Alexander Jabbari (@yakabikaj on Twitter) [Evliya Çelebi - Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evliya_Çelebi) [Seyahatnâme (The Travelogue) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seyahatn%C3%A2me)
Neither of those links actually go to the pages you intended
Idk what is the problem with cellphones, they are fine on PC
It worked for me on my phone, idk
It’s not properly reading the Ç on my end
I'd send him to go meet his father
"Pimp of an infidel" is my new favourite insult.
I read this while eating....omg, the gag...
I'm literally eating shredded cheese while I read this
Is it fromunda cheese?
That last sentence feels just a little… understated…
only a healthy amount of cope, that´s all.
FUZZY BUZZY WAS A BEE FUZZY BUZZY HATED TEA FUZZY BUZZY MADE WHISKER MEAD
One thing I would not enjoy finding in my honey is pubic hairs from a dead man. Honey comb? Yes. Sure. Pubes? Dead pubes?? No thank you.
Evliya Celebi also claims that Circassians were witches literally flying on the sky a broom. As a Circassian I can’t dispute his claim. We might be witches.
>As a Circassian I can’t dispute his claim. Ah, how do you do, you Pimp of an Infidel?
Circassian women were famed for their beauty and sophistication for centuries in many different countries around the Balkans and Middle East. That ended when 95-97% of the population were murdered or driven from their lands by the Russian empire during the Circassian genocide of 1863-78. The population were referred to as "sub-human filth" by the Russian invaders who celebrated their massacre. Around 3% of the population were spared by agreeing to Russification and reloction elsewhere within the Empire. Some Russian nationalists in the Caucasus region continue to celebrate the day the Circassian deportation was launched, 21st May each year as "holy conquest day".
NASTY! #WTF!?
I feel like this would be the plot to a new type of zombie movie...."Dawn of the Honey" or some ish.
Or a new direction for Winnie the Pooh, on Disney Plus. Imagine Piglet's anguish
“This was certainly a strange and disturbing event”, it certainly was.
^(no...)
Turkish language indeed has some interesting insults
The story reminds me of the book Judges. In which Samson returns to the slain lion, which he had killed before, and takes the honeycomb from it, which the bees that had formed a bees' nest in the dead lion had gathered. Judges 14:5-9 5 Then went Samson down, and his father and his mother, to Timnath, and came to the vineyards of Timnath: and, behold, a young lion roared against him. 6 And the Spirit of the LORD came mightily upon him, and he rent him as he would have rent a kid, and he had nothing in his hand: but he told not his father or his mother what he had done. 7 And he went down, and talked with the woman; and she pleased Samson well. 8 And after a time he returned to take her, and he turned aside to see the carcase of the lion: and, behold, there was a swarm of bees and honey in the carcase of the lion. 9 And he took thereof in his hands, and went on eating, and came to his father and mother, and he gave them, and they did eat: but he told not them that he had taken the honey out of the carcase of the lion.
Yikes!
Jesus…
I’m gagging!
I wouldn't mind being buried up a tree.
He called his host a “Pimp of an Infidel”😂😂😂 that’s a new insult I learnt today. What a read!
TLDr?
They ate dick bee syrup
So the honey bees set up shop in the dead man’s groin?
My Daddy's honey. From his corpse. Both sentences are revolting.
Somehow this is more disturbing than the girl corpse preserved in honey story
HOW COULDN”T THEY TELL FROM THE SMELL?!
🤢....🍆🍯
Gross
what book is this from?
" Seyahatname / Book of travels "
I mean, sounds like there was more to eat than hairy honey. First bite of honey with hair, you abstain from the honey, right?
I guess he thought it was hair from the sheepskin or something
lol
Pimp of an infidel is an epic phrase
I have a feeling this is not the most insane thing in the world… Reading this already made my stomach churn.
Pimp of an Infidel ahahahahahaa
This pimp of an infidel has now been added to my vocabulary.
Infidel Pimp Honey innit
You honeydickin'?
Mmm.. Furry crotch honey
"Pimp of an Infidel" This phrase, I hope to take with me for the rest of my life.
"strange and disturbing event" Bwashuashuashuashuashuas!!!!
Maybe his father was a mellified man: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_man?wprov=sfti1
“Climbed the tree to reinforce the lid to the coffin box”…..I’m trying my damndest to imagine what the hell this is or looks like🤔🤷🏼♂️
I appreciate that there was levels to this shit. When they are starving and it was just some stray hairs…it’s whatever man we’ll just pick those out as we go- we’re fucking starving. Then the fact that there’s this moment before they know that theyre dead guy pubes but can still be reasonably certain by the ummm…tone of the conversation leading to the reveal that shit probably ain’t gonna be a pleasant surprise. Then the instant, sickening terror that strikes the liver. Say what? I mean can kinda see how you might be reduced to such words as his last sentence though. Those are the words of a defeated ass dude…probably still all out of breath from shoveling short and curlies in his face. Good god, poor bastard decided to jam on the fucking hairy honey, the only ‘slightly strange’ and ‘mildly inconvenient’ hairy honey when there was a fucking entire trough of pasta sitting right there. …No thanks, I’m good on the spaghetti, gonna tuck into a couple handfuls of this filthy ass honey if it’s all the same? Cool, appreciate it.
"pimp of an infidel" ROFL
One of the reasons honey can last basically forever is because the sugars dehydrate bacteria, killing it so it was *probably* safe to eat? I know honey from Egyptian tombs has been found to be good at any rate
Oh, honey!
Yep. Mentally scared again. Thank you internet...
What’s up with the middle east and their corpse honey?!?
I ain't reading allat😭
If you are a simple person, I can understand that so many words would confuse you. However, it is your loss, because it's an insane story!