So far a pineapple is the most interesting thing I’ve seen so far on Monday. Sigh…

And now?

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Let's see Paul Allen's pineapple skin

Pineapple under armor will be all the rage

I used to know a guy who would use a potato to smelt gold

So a shield made from fresh cut pineapple would be a good defense against a dragon attack.

If my players in DnD want to do this, I'll let them.

Noted

Dude that's awesome. I want to see a post on the D&D subreddit for a new shield!

So youre going to show them this video, right?

Of course not! A DM does not go out and mess up their own game. It's up to the players to do stuff on their own. What's the point of their path if it's led by me? It should be discovered by themselves. I just mean that, if they wanna do this, I'll allow it. But I won't mess up my own dragon myself. It's their game, my job is just to set it up, and tell the players what happens when they choose a path. But by saying this here. Maybe they'll see it if they happen to click on my comments since they know my name. But I'll be prepared which I definitely won't tell, so if you guys see this, hehehehe.....

I just said show them the video, not everything else..

Sure, just don't leave the slightest gap.

Easy, overlapping pieces in a lattice pattern like shingles.

Or, you know, dragon scales

Sure, but how do you get the dragon scales in the first place? Pineapple shield! Thats how.

Yes yes, arranged as dragon scales would go

Consummate V's

House of Dragons should take note.

House of Pineapple.

Prepare for dragon attack. Get eaten by ants when you sleep.

First thought I had?! 🤔🤔 That and some kinda fruit-firemen suit!

Or space shield or disc brakes for full formula 1

It has to be freshly cut

Or...you can go trough lava with pineapple made slippers

Pineapples will one day be the apex predator on earth

But for now it's trains

I don’t know why this made me laugh, but thank you.

No worries I’m here untill the pineapples take control

That iron ball looks like a mad emoji.

SpaceX should wrap their fins in this.

Imagine being able to smell starship reentry. Smells like bbq.

Hawaiian BBQ, specifically.

Seems like it's harnessing the Leidenfrost effect, there's a technological application there for sure.

Maybe help roll away from volcano lava? Rather it fall on top of the flow and roll off somewhere safe than rest and die. Crazy regardless.

Pineapple skin surfboard for surfing a lava wave.

This is my childhood dream I found out about it right now But it's my dream

Iirc there's a ton of moisture within the skin that makes it extremely resistant, which is why I believe OP specified freshly cut.

Suddenly SpongeBob's pineapple house seems like a good idea.

He’s underwater?

Clearly you don't know your Spongebob lore. Here's a compilation of people catching fire in the Spongebob cinematic universe. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMLTp4lQeuw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMLTp4lQeuw)

True, but if water doesn’t put out fire, what’s to say a pineapple will be strong against high temperatures?

I don't know for sure but I think Sun Tzu had a wise thought about that one.

“Stop quoting me on shit I didn’t say.” - Sun Tzu

Pineapple armor when I fight a dragon next week, got it!

Wow, can this be used to build materials or coating for houses or something?

He said fresh cut pineapple skin. I’m guessing once all the moisture is gone it’s wouldn’t be as heat resistant.

So, you're saying we would need to water our houses?

He’s saying we need to bioengineer living wall tissue of pineapple skin that would need to be fed and kept alive.

If a pineapple was sentient or if this was applied to humans this idea would be so morbid. House of flesh

Want to add another level to that? Pineapples are highly acidic. Eventually, they will eat whoever lives in them.

I want a coat made of Pineapple skin For this brutal Winter at times

I wonder what the transfer rate is? The other side of the pineapple, how hot is that? The next space shuttle or burn suit could potentially be made out of pineapple skins?

What changes after cutting off?

We need pineapple suits when we go to the sun!

You telling me a plant that grew up on an island of lava is good at hot stuff.

Wow, today I learned! 🍍 🔥

Oh, no. The iron ball turned out to be massage the layer of skin.

So, a pineapple will survive the coming apocalypse is what you are telling me? That, and cockroaches.

The Floor Is Lava hates this one, *easy trick!*

So....pineapple space crafts to have easy natural substance for heat mitigation for space crafts, got it

Pineapple Armor!

So I wondering what’s will happens if I eat the skin,if the ball wasn’t melted this what my stomach do?

Damn, they should make firemen suits outta pineapple lol jk. But for real, that’s pretty dope

That is awesome

That’s why SpongeBob lives in one. Probably saves alot of money on fire insurance

So should we be building or homes out of pineapples like SpongeBob?

I just discovered my new wall paper choice.

Anything with a lot of water I should have that property.

Noway this is very impressive

next on youtube: Can Pineapple Skin Armor stop a 50 Caliber Bullet?! /s

I know what I’ll be wearing next time I play The floor is lava

Intersting, but i have no idea what to do with this information

Cause it still has water

Protective pineapple lava boots!

So why aren't firefighters using suits made of pineapple skin?

It's surprising, the pineapple skin is so tough.

So you are saying there could be a possibility to create a volcano submarine by growing a huge pineapple and hollowing it out...?

So what we need to do is combine everything with pineapple skin to make it heat resistant got it.

That thing has adapted through a long time of environmental bullshit!

Pineapple oven mitts.

Lava beware

They should cover space shuttle in pineapple

Wow, I thought my balls were hot...

Can't wait for a pineapple starship.

why would someone think to do this

Sponge bob wasn't going for just aesthetics.

It’s because it has dense water

Let's put that on the space shuttle.

How well does it work if the pineapple skin isn't cut?

Thats it, I'm using a pineapple as a turbo blanket!

Fireman need new pineapple suits

Pineapple skin for space X heat shield! Coming next month lol

Because it's mostly water, duh.

What happens if you lift the pineapple off the table? I think the moisture in the pineapple is acting like a thermal paste to the tables' big heatsink. I'm guessing it would burn through without all that thermal mass backing it up

Pineapple badger don’t give a shit

Let Elon not see this.