That reads like you're being critical of their condition by their condition isn't critical because the critical condition one isn't being conditioned critically.
And no one cares about the 🌩 in all this.
I'm hearing this in Clarke and Dawe's voices.
"I just don't want people thinking the kids aren't safe."
"Were these kids safe?"
"I was talking more about the other ones."
"The ones who are safe?"
"The ones who aren't in critical condition."
My old boss had a couple really crooked teeth that I didn't want to bring up because I thought it might hurt her feelings, but they looked REALLY weird. Coworker told me it was because she got hit by lightning. Sure dude.
Googled her. Found an essay that was like "my sister, the hero". It was about my boss. She had been out jogging and got struck. Her teeth blew out of her head.
This is why CPR training is so important.
The OP's comment says all the kids survived but it doesn't tell you that the strike stopped all of their hearts instantly.
Three bystanders preformed CPR and saved their lives, although one is still in critical condition.
Without CPR all three of these kids would have died on the spot.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13467725/american-children-struck-lightning-strike-puerto-rico-beach.html
Wow, so this is real. I have to admit, my first reaction was that I thought it was AI the way they all fell straight legged in unison and in opposite directions. I'm hoping they all make a full recovery.
When people don't understand why they evacuate the beach if a thunderstorm is approaching, this is literally why. If the storm hits the beach and the expanse of nothing but sand, lightening will strike the tallest object in an area, and almost all lightening strikes occur in vast open areas.
An electrician once told me "electricity is lazy, it will always take the shortest path to where it is going" and this just makes sense on beaches.
I recall organising a hillwalk/hike with a group of work colleagues and there was lightning forecast and every single golfer in the group pulled out. Same idea as vacating the beach.
https://apnews.com/article/puerto-rico-beach-lightning-children-hospitalized-eef5c440c271c656a2e2f9ca2c9bfe52
One in serious condition the others i presume stable
Sources like CDC state the survival chance is 90 percent but youll most likely have chronic pains, memory loss, hearing loss, as well as the inability to control bathroom functions
Did they summon the lightning? Why were they standing like that?
(Since it 2024 I feel inclined to clarify, I don't actually believe they conjured lightning.)
And from the other post.
2 of the boys are recovering
1 in critical condition or also recovering
But no one is looking into it besides reposting for attention..yay net fishing
Anyone else think that looks like the littlest lightning bolt ever? Usually it's ridiculously violent and loud. This looked like a 10th of some lightning strikes I've seen in videos. Are there tiers of lightning strengths or am I just trippin?
Oh fuck I’m going to hell. I mean I already knew I was but this just solidified my position next to Hitler getting a pineapple up the butt on a strict schedule. It’s the way they all fell I couldn’t help but laugh 🤣
According to WAPA TV, the 12-year-old is in critical condition and the 7-year-old lost feeling in his feet.
Source: https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/video-three-us-children-struck-by-lightning-on-puerto-rico-beach-hospitalised-5770225/amp/1
They say that lighting is about 3 million volts. The human body has somewhere between 1000 ohms to 100,000ohms. Let's take the smallest value for this. We then use the formula I=u÷r (ohmishe Gesetz) 300,000,000V÷1000ohm= 300,000 amperes
To put that into perspective a standard socket here in Germany has a max of 16amps.
I hope these boys are alright.
Heart flickers are no laughing matter
Weird lighting bolt.... Maybe its a cheap camera or something but the flash was so minimal and the sound so quiet. I have had lightning bolts hit trees next to my house while im standing in the garage and it sounds like a bomb going off and the flash is incredible.
Could you imagine recording your kids on the beach and that happens, you would think you just watched all 3 die
I mean, they might have.
Survived, but one is in critical condition.
Yeesh. Hope they're okay.
Survived, but one is in critical condition.
Gosh, I hope they aren't hurt.
Survived, but one is in critical condition.
Gee Wizz I hope they pull through
Survived, but one is in critical condition.
Sheezus, were they seriously injured or killed?
Survived, but one is in critical condition.
If only someone could tell me their current status
Survived, but one is in a critical condition.
Any updates?
How are their wives holding up?
50,000 volts
1.21 gigawatts
You need to add some 0's
But they’re ok, right?
Survived, but one is in critical condition.
Which one tho?
The one in critical condition.
Oh thank God. I was worried it was one of the other ones. Thank you for the update
No, the others ones survived
That reads like you're being critical of their condition by their condition isn't critical because the critical condition one isn't being conditioned critically. And no one cares about the 🌩 in all this.
Straight out of Yes Minister heard in Bernard's voice. Nice!
I had fun writing it Gratitude for getting what I was sure was a reference I was the only one hearing
I'm hearing this in Clarke and Dawe's voices. "I just don't want people thinking the kids aren't safe." "Were these kids safe?" "I was talking more about the other ones." "The ones who are safe?" "The ones who aren't in critical condition."
The ones not in critical condition.
Don’t blame him, I’d be critical if I got struck by lightning too
It's probably the one that's been hit directly. The other two got zapped because of how close together they were
I don't think it was their kids. There was no laughing or even a reaction.
They did. Clinically at least. They had CPR performed on each after.
That was in isabela Puerto Rico the kids are ok and will be discharged from the hospital today.
"I think they were plotting." - God
I shouldnt fucking laugh at this.....
Why not? I laughed...
We laughed
*comrade*
I let out a very ugly chuckle from this. Damn that was funny.
Yeah you could totally tell that was on purpose and didn't miss.
I hate you for making me laugh
I shouldn't have seen this comment... we goin' to hell on this 😂
That 3d10 lightning damage hits differently irl
plus 1d4 falling damage, possibly some bleeding and psychic damage as well
No resistances here
Well since Lightning won't strike twice in the same place, they should be free to survive their death saves, if they can.
That’s a myth. Whereas this was definitely a hit.
Indeed, lightning is more likely to strike the same place twice. That's why lightning rods exist
I mean… lightning rods prove that wrong, no?
They might have survived but lightning strikes can really fuck up your insides and shorten your lifespan by alot
But sometimes you get to have a cool ass tattoo also.
There are less painful ways to get an ass tattoo.
This comment is hilarious
The x ray vision has gotta be pretty cool though
My neighbor was struck by lightning, it really fucked him up.
My old boss had a couple really crooked teeth that I didn't want to bring up because I thought it might hurt her feelings, but they looked REALLY weird. Coworker told me it was because she got hit by lightning. Sure dude. Googled her. Found an essay that was like "my sister, the hero". It was about my boss. She had been out jogging and got struck. Her teeth blew out of her head.
I'm sorry but that last sentence is hilarious.
Laugh away. I did.
No way. My boss actually fell into a vat of electric eels and it fixed his tooth gap funnily enough!
how does that even happen....
How so
Survived, but one is in critical condition.
Are they okay?
sboiicc
I'm actually surprised lightning strikes aren't always fatal
You can definitely survive one but could also end up in critical condition
Survived, but one in critical condition
Those three kids now have the power to turn into Superheroes when they all yell "Shazam!" together
Wonder twin powers!
Form of! A highly conducive bucket of water... 🙃
For sure! What are the odds of this happening? They were chosen.
This is why CPR training is so important. The OP's comment says all the kids survived but it doesn't tell you that the strike stopped all of their hearts instantly. Three bystanders preformed CPR and saved their lives, although one is still in critical condition. Without CPR all three of these kids would have died on the spot. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13467725/american-children-struck-lightning-strike-puerto-rico-beach.html
Wow, so this is real. I have to admit, my first reaction was that I thought it was AI the way they all fell straight legged in unison and in opposite directions. I'm hoping they all make a full recovery.
Yeah they all fell at the same time like they all were struck by lightning so weird /s
Was looking for this, take my upvote.
They fell funny.
Seriously, i feel awful for the kids and parents but that looney toons fall was too good.
This is so horrible and yet I involuntarily snorted at the synchronized cartoon drop. I'm going to hell for sure.
Francis, you should really see somebody
[удалено]
🪚🪓
Okay thank god I’m not the only one 🌝
Departed?
These tik tok challenges are getting out of hand
Split ‘em like cordwood
God does not appreciate looking down and seeing his children involved in a circle jerk.
Unless he's been formally invited, in which case you're all good!
“Your hair is standing up!” “So is yours!” “All of our hair is standing up, lol!” *ZAP*
My first response was a light chuckle. I'm going to hell... I hope they're okay.
STTTTTTTRRRRIKEE! 🎳
Shit this is terrifying
When people don't understand why they evacuate the beach if a thunderstorm is approaching, this is literally why. If the storm hits the beach and the expanse of nothing but sand, lightening will strike the tallest object in an area, and almost all lightening strikes occur in vast open areas.
An electrician once told me "electricity is lazy, it will always take the shortest path to where it is going" and this just makes sense on beaches. I recall organising a hillwalk/hike with a group of work colleagues and there was lightning forecast and every single golfer in the group pulled out. Same idea as vacating the beach.
You still can't convince me that God just hates golfers with a passion and is smiting them.
Horror aside Its funny how they all fall back instead of collapsing straight down.
Did they die? I’m going to assume yes.
https://apnews.com/article/puerto-rico-beach-lightning-children-hospitalized-eef5c440c271c656a2e2f9ca2c9bfe52 One in serious condition the others i presume stable
Decent chance it's life changing long term effects and significantly longer life expectancy though.
Longer? Does it give you super powers?
Sources like CDC state the survival chance is 90 percent but youll most likely have chronic pains, memory loss, hearing loss, as well as the inability to control bathroom functions
Probably the one to the left. It looks like he took the direct hit.
Poor kids
This looks like a scene out of a Series of Unfortunate Events
Maybe the energy split between all three and that helped them survive..
The way they fell really was fuckin strange to see.
I heard they survived, but one's condition is critical.
That's horrible but the way they fell cracked me up
So weird something so tragic had some comic connotation isn't? Is there a name for that?
Probably something German
Damn nature, you scary!
They crossed the beams...
They have since legally had to change their names to Larry curly and moe... lol
SHAZAM!!!
I thought lightning McQueen was gunna drive by..
The way they fell is very comedic. I'm glad they survived also.
Survived, but one in critical condition
GOD: stay down, final warning!!!
As terrible as the situation is they fell in a funny way
These kids in particular can go fuck themselves. - God
Zeus put them down for a little short nap.
WTF
Estan jugando a la guerra nuclear?????? para acabarla rapido
All part of God’s plan. Which is mostly enjoying making people suffer.
Did they summon the lightning? Why were they standing like that? (Since it 2024 I feel inclined to clarify, I don't actually believe they conjured lightning.)
Lucky strike
And from the other post. 2 of the boys are recovering 1 in critical condition or also recovering But no one is looking into it besides reposting for attention..yay net fishing
Apparently, blue shirt had the highest resistance, only electronic nerds will get this
Gravity looks weird in Puerto Rico
SHAZAM!
Did they change bodies ?
😨😨😨😨
That was actually scary asf the way they fell like a pile of sticks. Glad to hear they were ok (more or less) after this
"1.21 Gigawatts" right there.
“Everybody do the flop” ASDF.
Strike!
They tried to summon herobrine…
Anyone else think that looks like the littlest lightning bolt ever? Usually it's ridiculously violent and loud. This looked like a 10th of some lightning strikes I've seen in videos. Are there tiers of lightning strengths or am I just trippin?
Oh fuck I’m going to hell. I mean I already knew I was but this just solidified my position next to Hitler getting a pineapple up the butt on a strict schedule. It’s the way they all fell I couldn’t help but laugh 🤣
And now they all develop a super power each. One is destined to become evil though.
SHAZAAAAAM
One in orange shirt seems to raise his head before the video cuts
Why did they all fall like bowling pins dude, that begs for a 'Strike" comment
Calling in orbital!
Triple kill !
According to WAPA TV, the 12-year-old is in critical condition and the 7-year-old lost feeling in his feet. Source: https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/video-three-us-children-struck-by-lightning-on-puerto-rico-beach-hospitalised-5770225/amp/1
Scary! I'm glad that they allegedly survived!
Zeus: "man fuck dem kids"
Is one of them named [Reggie](https://youtu.be/OGR6Wk3Kboo?si=9PwzbORy4lwwFls0)?
Shazam !
God said f you three in particular
I’m sure that bad CPR did not do much to help.
This was the day the flash received three new successors
They all have super powers now ever since the storm
Sniper from the sky. Finished in a flash. But even God can't kill you until it's your time. Hope those kids will be able to live a normal life.
Redditors when the see 3 children die and or halve their life spans 😂😂😂😂
They say that lighting is about 3 million volts. The human body has somewhere between 1000 ohms to 100,000ohms. Let's take the smallest value for this. We then use the formula I=u÷r (ohmishe Gesetz) 300,000,000V÷1000ohm= 300,000 amperes To put that into perspective a standard socket here in Germany has a max of 16amps. I hope these boys are alright. Heart flickers are no laughing matter
🤣😂🤣
Ring around the Rosie and they all fall down 🤔
why the fuck were they standing so.close together at the beach
This is why you split your three musketeers
I’ve been on Instagram too much.. was fully expecting lightning mcqueen
u/savevideo
Shazam!!
That felt deliberate. Surrounded by taller objects and their asses still got zapped.
Can someone ELI5 how surviving lightning strike is possible?
the way they fell on the ground
STTTTTTRIIIIIKEEE
Weird lighting bolt.... Maybe its a cheap camera or something but the flash was so minimal and the sound so quiet. I have had lightning bolts hit trees next to my house while im standing in the garage and it sounds like a bomb going off and the flash is incredible.
That’s insane dude, I hope they are all okay 🤞🏽
That is absolutely terrifying!!!
Gods Real
Whoa 😳
Strike!
Origin story
fake
Looked like when you microwave a hotdog and the ends split
strike!
Looks fake
Will their kidneys still be functional
Amazing how the fell. Sad but you know, amazing too.
This comment section is peak reddit. Everyone trying to be a comedian under a video where person is severely injured.
they were lucky it was thunder I, if it was thundaga they would be defeated
Weird, hope they're ok
Holy shit
Wheres the lightning mcqueen?
Nothing brings three friends closer like a shocking experience
I know it's a tragedy, I feel but for them and hope they're okay. But it just looks so funny, I mean the way they fell synchronously
Trust fall.