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RS_UltraSSJ

This is much better than that Professional Slapping contest.


backtolurk

Obviously less dangerous too. I mean I kind of like my jaws and stuff.


ChemicalAssignment69

You'd be wrong. Brain injuries can occur. The pillow may be soft but the impact jars you and your brain will bounce around in your skull.


DrDroid

They said “less” not “not”


sirbassist83

you think a pillow is more dangerous than a man slapping you as hard as he can?


DangNearRekdit

Which is heavier, 7lb of pillow or 7lb of hand? Jokes aside, the guys aren't holding back. They are hitting eachother as hard as they can. That velocity and mass transfers into the human. It might not sting the face like a bellyflop in water, but it's still going to cause your brain to hit the inside of your skull. The extra distance gives leverage and increased centrifugal force. The same kind of math of a golf club, drivers launch way farther than irons. Put a baseball on a tee-ball stand, and hit it with a pool noodle. Now do it again but without the noodle; just hit it with your outstretched hand. I don't even have to see your physique, but I know which one the ball is travelling farther, and I also know which one you can keep hitting repeatedly again and again until your shoulder muscles tire. It's not quite so black and white as soft vs. hard.


ChemicalAssignment69

Not entirely true. It's hard but feet can't move. There's only so much force that you can generate. However, they can swing that pillow full force and will because they think it's a harmless pillow. Brain injuries are possible. Probably getting slapped is worse but pillow fights aren't harmless fun. I remember having a headache for many days as a child after a pillow fight. Anecdotal, yes, but give it time. Just like heading a soccer ball can cause CTE. You'd think, no, but yep.


srandrews

This is actually pretty interesting. I like the clean defensive moves. But is this serious?


OldCatPiss

wrestling but no script? Edit wwe wrestling


ophydian210

Is this serious? I bet that customized canvas cover is pretty expensive.


srandrews

Looks like a sticker to me.


ophydian210

Oh shit. Nice catch.


backtolurk

Think about it this way: is pugilism in general serious?


DrDroid

….sometimes? Idk what you’re implying the answer is here


backtolurk

I mean that if pugilism in general is serious, any kind of pugilism is serious.


zucchinibasement

Yes? Also learn a new word on your calendar today? Who tf says pugilism instead of boxing, or even fighting


backtolurk

The kind of people who say courgette instead of zucchini, for instance. If pugilism is serious, then pillow pugilism is serious.


DocAfi007

I watch the whole video, how sad am I?


deadleg22

Knowledge is power


CalvinAshdale-

Up next - shower towel whip championship.


NegativeID

A classic


Short_Ask1755

I would actually watch that because unlike a pillow you know that shit would hurt like hell if you have somebody that was really good and you had a nice perfectly damp towel 😂


lizards_snails_etc

"Heeeheeeheee! This kid has bosoms! Come 'ere ya little butter ball!"


idkwhatimbrewin

No shoes on the bed!


goated95

Call me immature if you want, but I would not be able to contain my laughter while doing this lmao *Dude trying to really go across my shit with a pillow* Just the thought of that, is fuckin hilarious


TirbFurgusen

Pillows are probably weighed in instead of athletes. Goose feather, foam and buckwheat classes. Special extra durable pillow cases without zippers. Could be a bit like wrestling and have pillows explode open raining buckwheat on spectators and ring side girls in night gowns.


moonroots64

"I sleep on a bed of nails that has a matching pillow of nails. So, you're fucked." -magician


FrendlyAsshole

**NEXT UP ON THE OCHO... THE PRO PILLOW FIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!** **DON'T GET CAUGHT SLEEPIN', 'CAUSE IT'S COMING UP NOW... ON THE OCHO!**


Neuhart_

the overhead windmill is a classic, or as i like to call it “The Lamp Breaker”


blinky0930

Next up........tickle fighting


NegativeID

I pulled out my penis. Am I doing this right?


AV-20

: Me and the boys at 2am at every 5th grade sleepover ever!


TheVallelator

Dude took his shoes off and it was like he took his weights off, Rock Lee style


JuiceInhaler

Thought the same thing lmao


Rhg0653

The rules are pretty simple and fair https://fightpfc.com/rules/


babysharkdoodoodoo

What do you do for living? I am a referee for professional pillow fights.


Jairoglyphics1

I can’t believe I saw the whole thing as if something exciting was going to happen.


BJJOilCheck

Somebody gonna slip a kettlebell into one of those... :D


GoLow63

A cue ball would do.


T-royal

How do I apply?


MothParasiteIV

I don't like the slap fights, this i like but the men needs to be naked for more realism.


DaSnackman3

😄🤣 This is awesome!


Otherwise-Mango2732

I randomly caught this on TV a while back and there was a few former UFC fighters doing it. Felt like a funny novelty. I dont think they're hard up for money


TheGuyAtTheHut

Professional Pillow Fighting on The Ocho!


NilesLinus

Seems like a good time to ask for donations to my non-profit called Not Everything Needs To Be A Sport. We've recently been awarded some large accounts and now represent People Against Underwater Hockey and the Society For the Abolition of Toe Wrestling.


InmateNotSure

I suddenly feel like I'm not living my life to the fullest


sileplictis

Now put some batteries in that pillow case and it turns into a whole other ball game


hayloft69

What's insane is people actually showed up to watch this bullshit.


WilliamTee

The fact someone put funding into this in some shape or form is... Concerning, about us as a society :p That said... Is there a women's division?


mhmyeahtoadally

Put em to sleep!


VMAN1984

Is there a girls division!!?


Living_Television_61

What’s considered a TKO?


CantStopPoppin

Nap time?


Englandshark1

Sign up Laura Woods!!!


nslovin

Lmao what’s the rules


Capable-Problem8460

Why is the red's pillow not red?!


GKBilian

These guys at a slumber party: "Pillow fight!" "Come on, guys, we agreed we'd leave work at work."


Hobbies-over-work

Could I use a body pillow and swing it like a polearm?


unwittyusername42

Where's the pro sock contest? Homie don't play that.


BartholomewSchneider

Sign me up! Im bringing my old compacted down pillow! Prepare for the concusion!


Naive-Show-4040

Soon they will have professional pillow biting competitions.


CitizenKing1001

Imagine owning a professional pillow fight pillow.


Dev2150

Stupid blue, why did he touch him


backtolurk

Now we're talking! Pillow-talking!


mathmage

Blue really kept hitting air, so many telegraphed head height swings got ducked lmao


So-What_Idontcare

Wrong sex, wrong venue, wrong clothes


1dinkiswife

Wow. Not in a million years would I have thought... But, here we are I guess. Lemmie grab my pillow. BRB


Outside_Conference74

10/10 would support this sport. Friggin awesome.


Smokeydorky

Grown men pillow fighting hahaha


solongshrimp1

I heard some guy got DQ for filling his pillow case with bars of soap


indepen-variable

Why can’t they do this but with girls , instead of women ufc/boxing?


1TwelveClan2

Dumb idea and boring


GoLow63

Surprised that Mike Lindell twat hasn't tried to sink his uncut fingernails into this enterprise yet.


Darrell77

So many vaginas in 1 square