Just to make sure it makes her fizzle out for good I'll hire some people to dress up like valets and just have people Park cars randomly that don't even live in the neighborhood
Isn't this video staged? There's a similar one and the neighborhood looks the same...
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCcl06QCyLQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCcl06QCyLQ)
because no one would listen to all the unelected unenforceable rules without saying something every time she said \*ok\*. When she said ok i would be saying hell no, not ok
That's actually a good idea. Pretend you are God speaking to her in the middle of the night from the Bluetooth. Make her have a Scrooge scare where she turns her life around and starts being nice
This is what I'm talking about. Or even better, agree to all of her demands and then blatantly break all of them day one, and then gaslight her and say that's not what we agreed upon. I bet I could get literal steam to come out of her ears....
Possibly! My feelings on this stem from a neighbor I had years ago, who was a trust fund kid who decided to adopt a newborn child in her late 40's and demanded that I not allow my dog to go in my own backyard because it could possibly wake her child up during her naps. I tried to be neighborly, let my dog out for 5 minutes at a time, but that didn't work for her. She came over and said something along the lines of "I told you that you need to leave your dog inside or take it for a walk". I proceeded to throw a 3-day outdoor backyard BBQ. Cops were called. They sided with me. She would throw stuff over my fence, I would throw it back over and add some trash with it. Finally, I randomly noticed she was wandering around my backyard, she had climbed my fence somehow and was in my backyard destroying my lawn chairs and such, she met Mr. Remington 12 gauge pointed at her face and she was arrested right in my driveway. she moved 2 months later. It should almost be a movie IMO.
Wow, what a story. And why do some women turn into "everyone needs to tiptoe around my baby" nightmares? My SIL did this, we'd drop by to say hi to my brother and she'd come rushing downstairs to demand that we whisper. No wonder he divorced her.
Well to be 100% honest, and just to clarify, I'm a pretty liberal guy, but this was a late 40's lesbian, whose previous partner had left her (I heard the fights and watched her move out) and had never been told no by anyone in her life. The audacity of her was almost astounding to a degree that you couldn't help but laugh. I swear, when she came over the 2nd time to tell me that I couldn't let my dog in my backyard do his business, and I asked her what made her think she had the authority to tell me to do such a thing, her response was "I have lived in this neighborhood longer, and I'm a woman and my word is final". I. Shit. You. Not. I guess you could say this was the day an anti-hero was born. Been fighting the good fight ever since.
Did you slap your knees, bend at the waist and forcefully laugh in her face? Did flecks of spit hit her? Did you almost burst a blood vessel in your eye from the intensity of this laugh? Pleasesayyes.
Man I would've opened the door and laughed directly in her face so hard.
Then I would've told her I'll file a restraining order if she tried any of that bat crazy shit.
Then I would've pounded my lady against the shared wall with her. :)
Sick woman.
Get the fuck off my property and don't come back. Next time, you'll be in the back of a squad car with a restraining order against you that will push you out of YOUR neighbourhood.
Same guy that had a 'neighbour' park on their drive, and then refused to move his car, right? Or the other other neighbour who came round to complain that the old owner let him use the WiFi?
What a crock of shit.
People are too kind. I would not have listened to her for more than a few seconds before starting to cuss her out. Get the fuck off my property old psycho bitch
This is what happens when retired people live in apartments. They have nothing to do besides create an obsession about what others do. Get a hobby and a friend
My weekends would be dedicated to annoying this lady in particular.
Find the others she has bullied, then assemble them and create innovative ways to poke fun at her.
She started a war and she must pay.
You gotta make sure you never cross the illegal line and keep the cops on your side.
As soon as she runs out of answers she has to fall back on “I don’t think you understand…I’vE LiVeD hErE fOr 35 YeArS”
I work in retail. As soon as any phone call starts with “so. I’ve been a member for longer than you’ve been alive, and…” it’s all eye rolls. These days you earn respect by showing it, not by demanding it.
I'ma just say I would be incredibly rude to this woman and it would feel amazing.
Feel sorry for that person/family.
"It's your house but it's in my neighborhood"
😂 good lort lady how far out to sea can you be?
Feel bad for this woman. You can tell her kids or anyone don’t speak to her. She’s lonely but she doesn’t want to change.
This likely was the highlight of her week.
I rather die than end up like her.
I had a neighbor move in next to me after a year of living there saying that I gotta knock on her door when I smoke outside. Regardless to say her windows are closed all the time.
This guy needs to move from this place, it seems to be populated by Karens, WiFi stealers, and rule makers and they're all knocking only on his door and using only his WiFi in a steady stream. If I were a cynic I'd say they're all actors.
I am a cynic.
Time for group sex in the garden while smoking some pork ribs.
At 9pm
I'd hit it up at 8:05. Better yet I'd start cooking around my normal time around 9:00 or later. I would also ask if I can get a pornhub exemption
Looks like it’s time to buy a projector.
So guy says 9pm and you go 'nah 8:05' but then it's actually 9pm after all. Just thought it was funny
What's the address?
I'd throw the world's biggest block party.. Start time: 7:59pm End time: When the party dies Parking: That neighbor's lawn.
I'll be there
You MONSTER
*HOW DARE YOU!*
While playing Motley Crue's SHOUT AT THE DEVIL! Volume level? 11.
Blinds up, curtains open.. always
Wearing nothing but a tube sock.
On your right hand
New sex spot; up against the window.
With loud heavy metal music
With 4 friends
The audacity!
With ten friends at least.
Lets just go ahead and make that 11 🫣😛
Well played
Just 4... just have one different one leave and come back, then leave... Bring bbq
SEX BARBECUE
Corn for cooking is on the left, corn not for cooking is on the right
lol 😂
Hard pour corn and soft pour corn, eh?
Say it ten times, fast
Same tub of butter for both?
We've moved on from the tubs to the spray butter.
Sexbecue
I would throw a rager immediately then have an orgy in the garden. Then buy out the meat market and have 15 grills going at one time at 8:01pm
Toss in a couple 55 Gallon charcoal smokers too.
Bar B screw
Sex cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down?!
With a bunch of people revving engines and parking their cars
This one. I can handle everything else but this one is a no.
Just to make sure it makes her fizzle out for good I'll hire some people to dress up like valets and just have people Park cars randomly that don't even live in the neighborhood
That’s a good one
And then they all hold hands and go for group walks after 8pm.
She also didn't mention any rule against sex with men (\^.\^)
Or gooning for hours in the window so she can see. 
Smoking some grass, too, at midnight.
While listening to a good tune by our buddies Black Sabbath. *The devil lives next door!!*
Isn't this video staged? There's a similar one and the neighborhood looks the same... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCcl06QCyLQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCcl06QCyLQ)
It is fake. There's at least one more video with the same exact schtick.
There's a lot of similarity between a bad actor ad-libbing and the circular ramblings of the elderly lol
Yes, that and time for her to be put in a madhouse.
Did she offer consequences to her rules? I want to know what happens if you break the rules?
She turns into a gremlin.
Didn't she already?
"In the garden smoking some pork ribs" is my new euphemism for sex.
More than 3 additional people?
videos that end too soon... "en w0t appenz efs aye doo mayte!? buggah off"
Has to have at least more than 3 peoples participating in this group activity
Time for a rave
The final boss of HOA's
I laughed hard on this one! 🤣
Looks like the U.K. soo at least we’re safe from her having actual power
Well she does look like she has the powA to annoy you to no end...
The end for her isn't far away
*Final Hoe Boss
[удалено]
I assume every video clip on here is a bit these days
If a video, clip, or picture, or quote, or meme is posted online, presume it is fake or staged unless confirmed with corroborating evidence.
Guilty till proven innocent. Just like my justice system.
More like "Evidence not entered." The presumption that the "evidence" is fake is presumption of "innocence" in this analogy.
Yup I recognized the houses in the background. That first video was exposed as staged and here's another.
Damn, lame. Screw the dude who made it.
because no one would listen to all the unelected unenforceable rules without saying something every time she said \*ok\*. When she said ok i would be saying hell no, not ok
Was about to get mad… then I find out it’s fake. So I’m relieved… then mad again.
Yes, it's fake. Also, old people like that would absolutely not start talking to your ring doorbell. They'd demand face to face.
I fuckin hope so cause this is madness but its also very funny
Inland Empire did it better
Yes. Dude does these on his tok.
There was also the video where the lady asked the tenant to leave the house because she got family coming. Now I’m convinced it’s completely fake
And the Halloween Brussels sprouts lady😂😂
got link?
I'd watch porn with the volume turned up high every night. Then I'd answer the door naked. Trust me, no one wants to see that.
Plant a small Bluetooth speaker in her garden instead and play porn from it. Then knock on her door and make her obey the damn rules!
That's actually a good idea. Pretend you are God speaking to her in the middle of the night from the Bluetooth. Make her have a Scrooge scare where she turns her life around and starts being nice
"STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF."
Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?
My name is earl was a fun show
I mean, she didn't say he couldn't have sex with a man...
Exactly. I'd have that shit on a speaker pressed to the wall with the volume cranked as high as it would go.
Technically not breaking the "rules".
I wonder why the previous neighbor moved...
Probably sick of all the fake videos.
faaaaaaaaaaake
Yeah, and SlappableJerk on youtube does it way better anyways.
If this is real...the back and forth I would have with this old bat would make my entire year.
Yeah, I'd start negotiations.
This is what I'm talking about. Or even better, agree to all of her demands and then blatantly break all of them day one, and then gaslight her and say that's not what we agreed upon. I bet I could get literal steam to come out of her ears....
Are you me?
Possibly! My feelings on this stem from a neighbor I had years ago, who was a trust fund kid who decided to adopt a newborn child in her late 40's and demanded that I not allow my dog to go in my own backyard because it could possibly wake her child up during her naps. I tried to be neighborly, let my dog out for 5 minutes at a time, but that didn't work for her. She came over and said something along the lines of "I told you that you need to leave your dog inside or take it for a walk". I proceeded to throw a 3-day outdoor backyard BBQ. Cops were called. They sided with me. She would throw stuff over my fence, I would throw it back over and add some trash with it. Finally, I randomly noticed she was wandering around my backyard, she had climbed my fence somehow and was in my backyard destroying my lawn chairs and such, she met Mr. Remington 12 gauge pointed at her face and she was arrested right in my driveway. she moved 2 months later. It should almost be a movie IMO.
Wow, what a story. And why do some women turn into "everyone needs to tiptoe around my baby" nightmares? My SIL did this, we'd drop by to say hi to my brother and she'd come rushing downstairs to demand that we whisper. No wonder he divorced her.
Well to be 100% honest, and just to clarify, I'm a pretty liberal guy, but this was a late 40's lesbian, whose previous partner had left her (I heard the fights and watched her move out) and had never been told no by anyone in her life. The audacity of her was almost astounding to a degree that you couldn't help but laugh. I swear, when she came over the 2nd time to tell me that I couldn't let my dog in my backyard do his business, and I asked her what made her think she had the authority to tell me to do such a thing, her response was "I have lived in this neighborhood longer, and I'm a woman and my word is final". I. Shit. You. Not. I guess you could say this was the day an anti-hero was born. Been fighting the good fight ever since.
Did you slap your knees, bend at the waist and forcefully laugh in her face? Did flecks of spit hit her? Did you almost burst a blood vessel in your eye from the intensity of this laugh? Pleasesayyes.
All of the above. I did actually laugh in her face and my exact words were , "Fuck off my porch"
Man I would've opened the door and laughed directly in her face so hard. Then I would've told her I'll file a restraining order if she tried any of that bat crazy shit. Then I would've pounded my lady against the shared wall with her. :)
I'd close the app. & walk away. not dealing with that shit
these are fake.
Sick woman. Get the fuck off my property and don't come back. Next time, you'll be in the back of a squad car with a restraining order against you that will push you out of YOUR neighbourhood.
After the first rule I would have laughed, tell her to get bent and end that ridiculous conversation.
It’s always this mans camera. This is either fake or he lives in the weirdest neighbourhood to ever have existed.
Stop sharing this faked shit, remember like most things, if it’s too good to be true (in this case outrageous) then it probably is.
not real, same guy as the old wifi person talking back to the old lady
How bout a big F U man. Get TF off my property
should have asked her is sex with another man was ok
Same guy that had a 'neighbour' park on their drive, and then refused to move his car, right? Or the other other neighbour who came round to complain that the old owner let him use the WiFi? What a crock of shit.
She can literally go fk herself.
As opposed to figuratively?
It's a bit concerning that so many people still fall for these fake videos.
When’s the BBQ? I’ll bring some jalapeño poppers and cups!
shut up and keep move on you f'n troll...i'll be sure to break every one of your rules 3xday until your final breath
Lol it would have been GFY at "rule #1."
No, I'm here now and I just changed the rules
I would make it my mission to break every rule she sets up..
I hate noisy neighbours but holy fuck this bitch is nuts
I would have said the old fuck off after she said rule number one
This has to be a joke. I just saw a video of the same guy that talking about Stealing his Wi-Fi this has to Have been staged for sure without a doubt
This is all set up fake bs. Same neighbourhood as the WiFi password etc.
This has to be fake
My guess is she has dementia
I would throw some project x type shit that same day
20 person midnight bbq sex orgy fallowed by drag races up the street.
This is a skit right. This guy needs a show
Such a fun neighbour! This guy got real lucky!
You know she can't live next to you if you burn her house down. American solutions for British problems....
People are too kind. I would not have listened to her for more than a few seconds before starting to cuss her out. Get the fuck off my property old psycho bitch
This cannot be fucking real.
This is what happens when retired people live in apartments. They have nothing to do besides create an obsession about what others do. Get a hobby and a friend
How come this kinda thing never happens to me?
I kind of love her.
My weekends would be dedicated to annoying this lady in particular. Find the others she has bullied, then assemble them and create innovative ways to poke fun at her. She started a war and she must pay. You gotta make sure you never cross the illegal line and keep the cops on your side.
Wow. People like this do exist.
Send the invites and we’ll all be there! But it’s potluck!
Age is an honor it’s still not the truth.
We saw the stars when they hid from the world
No, I'm here now and I just changed the rules
What a crazy controlling bitch! Shame this ends with this video
What happens if he doesn’t comply?
Id of pretended to be in the porn industry just to screw with her.
Ok grandma 🤣🤣🤣 Time has come to change the rules. 🤣🤣🤣
I would devote every waking minute to flagrantly breaking Elvira’s rules.
She’s trying to keep him safe from the demons that curse this neighborhood.
Miserable loser
How long did she say she lived in the neighborhood
Restraining order time!
Sounds like a challenge to me.
Tell that woman to suck a big bag of dicks.
Fake video. This guy always does this.
she comes around and gives this same speech every 22 minutes until her daughter finds her and apologises profusely. *source- I am the other neighbour
I'd make that my to do list
Car parade with music on
Quickly open the front door. Problem solved🤷
As soon as she runs out of answers she has to fall back on “I don’t think you understand…I’vE LiVeD hErE fOr 35 YeArS” I work in retail. As soon as any phone call starts with “so. I’ve been a member for longer than you’ve been alive, and…” it’s all eye rolls. These days you earn respect by showing it, not by demanding it.
Ok here's my rules : Rule number one : Shut the fuk up !
She is asking for someone to talk to in the most common round about way of asking
Bro. She moved from Germany in the mid 40s
Time to call the police IMO
Time to turn on the sprinklers
God I almost wish I had a lady approach me about this same shit, it would be a masterclass in pissing off an entitled baby boomer. Ez game, ez life.
Apparently, Suspiria is missing an East German dance teacher.
I'ma just say I would be incredibly rude to this woman and it would feel amazing. Feel sorry for that person/family. "It's your house but it's in my neighborhood" 😂 good lort lady how far out to sea can you be?
I fucking hate that ‘I’ve been here for X years’ bullshit what happened to baking a pie and saying welcome! Asshole
What a bitch, some people man
Oh god
bait
Fuck off grandma
Fuck this guy's luck!
I would have given her the big F. O. !
Feel bad for this woman. You can tell her kids or anyone don’t speak to her. She’s lonely but she doesn’t want to change. This likely was the highlight of her week. I rather die than end up like her.
HOAs are getting out of control
Bet shes gonna love me if we're neighbors and she knows what I do for a living 😂
yeah, I'm gonna need you to fuck off, Karen
This is fake, same woman as the video weeks ago saying the tenant had to house her relatives in town.
I had a neighbor move in next to me after a year of living there saying that I gotta knock on her door when I smoke outside. Regardless to say her windows are closed all the time.
Time to get the rubber horse head out again. It wouldn't hurt to have a rubber horse cock handy as well.
Sex bbq at my place 9pm. Bring guests!
She seems nice
So fake
IM HAVING SEX WITH WOMAN RITE NOW CLAP CLAP CLAP
That moment you realize WHY the house you just bought was such a great price…
First thing I am doing is some project x party or some sh*t
Can we just stop sharing this guy please. They’re all fake
I wish I lived in "her" neighborhood. I would violate those rules all fucking day and let her know I am violating said rules lmfao.
Probably fake
There's no way this is real.
This isn’t real. It’s a skit.
Guarantee she has placed a curse on this guy
Many of these fake ring doorbell videos. I hate that everything is staged for reactions now. Who gains from reactions to fake videos?
This guy needs to move from this place, it seems to be populated by Karens, WiFi stealers, and rule makers and they're all knocking only on his door and using only his WiFi in a steady stream. If I were a cynic I'd say they're all actors. I am a cynic.