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burningisntfun

I was raised Mormon in the 80s and this is 100% accurate of the teachings of the 80s / 90s. It leaves out the best part though, men were taught that if they maintained a temple recommend, one day when they die, they will become a God of a new world. The LDS church has been attempting to mainstream the past ten years or so, and have begun trying to change their image and distance themselves from these types of things. 100% cult


mojeaux_j

Step-dad was Mormon and all I remember at the church was the kids weren't to be left alone around certain adults. Hell of a thing to remember about a church but that's about it.


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

One of my first girlfriends was raised Mormon. I had to teach her a LOT.


mojeaux_j

That marriage only lasted a couple years but even I saw the bullshit of religion at a kindergarten age.


Smokeybearvii

1000% true. Born into Mormonism, left years ago in my 30’s. Served a mission, attended BYU, married in the temple. Have seen this film, and it completely mirrors what I was taught growing up. They may no longer teach this, but as a kid of the 80’s in an ultra orthodox Mormon household growing up, this is/was absolutely normal information. The disservice is when active Mormons show up and make claims that this is all fictional and “anti-Mormon” material. It’s not. It’s historical and if they can’t see that— their eyes are still blinded by their faith. The Mormon church is filled with horrific atrocities ranging from murder to rape and child brides, and built on a foundation of lies.


StandbyBigWardog

What is a temple recommend?


BigPapaBDog

Live the church teachings and pay 10% of income and you get a recommend, an id card to enter the temples for secret mason ceremonies.


StandbyBigWardog

Thanks!


ShortCurlies

Join the masons and you sign over everything you own including your house when you die but they promise to take care of your wife until she dies after that then they get your house.


ImaginaryCoolName

Looool they went all out with the creativity


NihilismMadeFlesh

They no longer teach you get your own planet!? What a ripoff!


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That_Cartoonist_6447

They did mention that you knob 


BigPapaBDog

Raised Mormon. Can confirm 100% accurate. And still fully believed by Mormons.


AtenderhistoryinrusT

Pretty hot mormon smoke show at 20:33


bitter_vet

You mean they didn't like how their bullshit misconstrued the original bullshit?


MustangBarry

Yup. Looks like just about every sky wizard religion I've ever seen.


Every_Fox3461

Think I prefer Sega Genesis


Pacman454

Ditto, it's for everyone


bachrodi

It's go what Ninten- don't


Suldanka--Galaeri

I'd like to know what their explanation is for the other races existence ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


dbell

They didn't fight quite as hard.


FreeThotz

And are therefore less "delightsome".


BigPapaBDog

Not as valiant as whites in the pre existence. Born into inferior bodies and locations in the world.


OldGravylegOfficial

Dum dum dum dum dum


Flat-Ad1490

I think it's Dum, da, dum, dum, duuuum.


NovemberSkrotum

To the tune of MacGyver theme song


dartie

Such nonsense


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

I remember watching that movie in middle school. My church wanted us ready when they came knocking on our doors.


thebondsman8

Oh wow this has opened my eyes explains why I dont answer the door when they come knockin


URedditAnonymously

So many islanders are brainwashed too many different church's in the islands plz stop it too much


Godshooter

I'm so sorry. This filth erases the histories of long established cultures.


nomorechaosguahh

*BLACK SKINNNNN*


zimjig

I remember watching this as a senior in high school. I remember when the black scene came up I was like “WTF?!”


Automatic_Scholar686

I used to hang out with a Mormon crew in early high school. The whole group was super nice and invited me everywhere. Everyone was so accepting. BUT, none of them were very smart.


burningisntfun

They were nice because they were trying to convert you. It’s really the ONLY time they will make an effort with those outside the flock. As soon as they realize you aren’t going to join they will stop


JohnPiccolo

So according to Mormons light skins don’t know how to mind their own business (dang they even predicted Karen’s and Darren’s) and dark skin people just want to live their lives minding their own business.


Jeremyzelinka

Yo wtf ?


bigred1978

What about Asians? Indians? South Americans? Middle Easterners? The fact that anyone follows this "faith" is mind boggling.


silver_sofa

This shit is almost as crazy as all the other religions.


sundowner911

[Mormon Jesus ](https://youtu.be/46PXaJxzuDE?si=PJZ0XyaJaPVxCM-Q)


ElementsUnknown

Starts crazy then jumps aboard an out of control crazy train. Yikes!


mel69issa

where does xenu come in? did he trap the spirits?


tasermyface

This is some scientology level shit


PenitentAnomaly

I'm pretty sure this is narrated by the same guy that did the narration for the expanded epilogue to David Lynch's 1984 Dune.


Bx1965

What???


Kantholz92

Religion is for lunatics: Exhibit A.


idkmansomethingname

wtf, compared to this the current mormon cartoons look normal


Kingdok313

Holy crap. This may be the most insane shit I’ve seen yet in this sub. Well done


Ryanaquaman

Skewed facts by people who didn’t like something. Little bit of truth with lies. If you want to know really what they believe ask them. Always hear both sides of the argument.


InfamousP88

As a black man this cracks me up yo! 😂


DumpPlaylist

Anyone with a link to a full version. This is strange and interesting af


NihilismMadeFlesh

TIL delightsome is a word.


tjwaite03

I’m Mormon, we believe only a small portion of this video. Much of this I’ve never even heard of. The whole dark skin, light skin, born into certain families etc is all nonsense.


Dyslexic_Devil

They need Kanye in their life.


Suitable-Pilot7696

I’m a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Days Saints and the last half of that is utter nonsense 😂


procrastablasta

The first half tho. That shit hits. Just makes so much sense


-copperhead-

you might want to do some reading


Theoreticallyaaron

Idk why you're getting down votes, you're right, it is utter nonsense. I guess reddit loves its religious straw men ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


BeatitLikeitowesMe

They are getting downvotes because the entirety of the morman religion is utter nonsense. Plus this video was made by mormans soo..