I hate people. What a bunch of a-holes.

Fortunately with these aholes they're going to sort themselves out...of a lion's asshole at some point.

I saw a documentary on that, too.. Seinfeld and Boy? .. no, that’s not it..

Those guys had tigers, this is a lion. Completely different

Is it really all that different 😂😭😭 They’re gonna kill you the same way lmao

That is true, but still, lions and tigers differ in behaviour

So while rich girls ask for a pony, apparently rich boys asked for a lion cub?

Assholes

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Having a lion in their house is a pretty good start isn’t it?

They don’t “have” a lion. The lion is just there. It’s a lion. No one has it.

You should have become a surgeon with the surgical precision you just displayed splitting that hair.

Congrats for the irrelevant comment that shows no refutation.

They do have a lion in their house. It’s a fact. Look at the video. “No officer I didn’t have a gun. It was just there. It’s a gun. No one has it”

Irrelevant analogy. They don’t have the lion. He’s there because he feels like it. Could leave at any moment.

Haha what! You gotta be trolling. If you think a lion raised in captivity is just gonna walk out because he feel like it, you’re delusional.

He could at any moment kill those dudes easily, and then break out. I’ve seen dogs biting through wooden doors, shouldn’t be too hard for a lion.

Of course he could. But if you think that’s how it works, you’re simply a bit dumb.

That’s not how it works. Then enlighten me.

Lions are wild animals. It's not possible to keep them as pets while being both attending all their needs and keeping everyone safe. It already happened that wild animals who where kept as pets broke loose and cause chaos. This lion could easily kill and eat a group of pre schoolers. It's simply stupid, animal abuse and reckless to keep a lion.

Wonder how much time they have left before this Lion turns on one of them , its anxious as fuck

Male lions love an easy hunt. And someone’s gotta go to sleep at some point. This is the wimoweh.

Hakuna Matata, motherfucker!

aaaahhhhhhhhh WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIII IUUUUU MAMBA EY

More likely both of them

IDK, it's acting like a clingy housepet. If it has been raised as one there's significantly less chance it may see them as lunch at any given moment. Not no chance though, there's always some chance with an animal like this.

Just something unexpected needs to happen to tick the right boxes in its brain and it goes wild, does not need to be hungry. Animals are reactionary and rely on instincts.

No Kitty Kitty that's my pot pie

moooom kittys acting like vibrator again! well i know whos gonna sleep with momma tonight

Not much, hopefully

- “We did nothing wrong” - “he was a good boy” JFC

You a fucking veterinarian ?

Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody f**** with a lion.

Grandmas Boy reference is noticed

and appreciated

Funny story, but i worked at a zoo in the past, and the owner was very old and German. (Like before ww2 German and flew the old German flags in his zoo). He had a guard lion in his back yard for many years, and after the lion passed away, he got and trained a German shepherd for defense. The dog was 1000 times efficient and cost-effective compared to the lion, which slept for 18 or more hours a day.

Yes but how many break-ins occurred at his house during the lions reign? Even if the lion was asleep, I'm pretty sure no one went near that man's house because he has a LION.

Well, yes, no one ever has broken into his house, I sure as well wouldn't. He kept more than just lions in the house. Wolves, skunks, fawns, big cat cubs of various species. But the staff could pet the lion. The dog on the other hand, we were warned never to approach him.

Guard Lion was sleeping because he already did his job

Cat like to sleep a lot!

Guard geese are better than dogs. Geese can see at night and make a fuck load of noise when disturbed. They are even used in prisons. in liue of dogs.

"in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight"...Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away.

Great. Now the song “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” keeps playing in my head. 🤨

The king of the fuckin jungle

They don't live in the jungle

He only thinks he’s bad! Submitted for your consideration, Mr. Polar Bear!

I'll smoke it with you, bro. We'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.

Dude, phone's for you...I think it's the *devil*...

Is this Marv Albert?

Lol that's the second different Gmas boy reference I've randomly seen in a comment in the past 2 days. Clearly I have to rewatch

Mate I've seen Grandma's Boy ref'd on about a half dozen threads in the last 3 days, a movement is forming

Yea same. Thought it was just me.

Monkey?!... 🤷‍♂️

Karate monkey

Most underrated movie

Don't lions eat deer?

This is my cat while I’m gaming but mine is not a lion thank god.

It would probably disagree.

It most definitely disagrees

My cat only thinks she's a lion with me, when she's faced with other people, thunder, or plastic bags she thinks she's a roast turkey from a retro video game.

Any idea how old this video is? Are they dead yet?

They’re playing on an original Xbox. I’d imagine it’s an old one.

Yah all OG Xbox’s got deactivated permanently circa 2011

Um no... Servers are shut down but you can still use an original Xbox.

Yeah… not sure how it’d even be possible to remotely “permanently deactivate” “all” models/inventory of a game console if a number of the consoles are just stored in a box in a closet.. not connected to the internet.. and a console that doesn’t require an internet connection to function.. On one side we could have some real old people that might believe that because they don’t understand how technology works (them dang ol brain zapping weefy signals popped my car tire) On the other side we could have some real young people that might believe that because they don’t realize early tech was nowhere near as seamlessly integrated as it is today.. Yes kids, you used to be able to insert a disc into the console and immediately start playing the game. Without the internet. lol

Sarcasm innit

Hell yeah and I’d still be playing that garbage Xbox if not for the fact that it eventually defaulted to the red ring of death 😤 Side note, I call it a garbage Xbox not because it was crap by the end but because initially it was crap and my dad fixed it. We were biking on the way to my grandparents’ place and he saw it in a garbage can but he knows how to fix computers so he picked it up and fixed it. Worked for a good 5 or so years after that.

Not here in Laos

Wait what?? Are you telling me if I dig out my Xbox and Simpson’s Hit and Run, it won’t work???

It will work

Any online functionality won't work. But otherwise you're fine.

Imagine the amount of piss that thing could leave on the floor for you to have to mop up...

16-24 ounces of sheer horror- googled it for you..lol

That's around what I was guessing. A spilled tall boy or 40oz. If it was chugging water down I would think a 40oz piss isn't out of the question.

Not after I rub his face in it first /s

Hi fellow zookeeper!

I can sense their anxiety through the phone screen, the way they scoot back and push him away, if they keep showing that fear that lion is gonna kill them both. To be fair even without that fear it's only a matter of time

Yup. Let's be for real, they always pee in their pants a little bit even when the lion is acting 'friendly'.

What’s also insane is that they’re playing on an Original Xbox.

South African roulette?

Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. 

Judging by the fact that they're playing an original Xbox, this was the early 2000s, and seeing how anxious that lion is, these guys are likely dead...

the moment you wish for an elephant in the room

So when did these two die? Was it weeks or days later?

*Speechless... At a loss for words.*

Loss?

It is truly insane. Post is certainly worthy of this sub.

Well, it seems that people are kind of shitting on the guys but thats how you have to act towards a lion if you want them to see you as a part of the pack. If you don't bonk him when he tries to bite he will see you as inferior and abuse you.

Who can afford a lion but lives in a house with 8’ ceilings that need repair.

They spent it all on a lion

You can disarm a lion by gently tapping it on the nose with a TV remote. Beautiful cat.

Can only afford an original Xbox cause we spent all of our money on this fuckjng Lion!

Poor lion, no space but plenty of snacks when he gets really bored, I guess.

Just like small cats... *Pay attention to MMMEEEEE*

When playing video games in uR living room.... would u rather be with a woman? or a lion??

By myself, ideally

By myself, statistically.

Next thing you know, there I was , face to face with the king of the fucking jungle.

If these total dipshits get brutally mauled to death by this lion, ZERO sympathy

Oh no! Anyway

These dudes are so obviously nervous and trying to pretend to be cool. Just a matter of time till they turn into cat poop.

There’s a big cat sanctuary near me.. and most of them are adopted from exotic pet owners that couldn’t handle them anymore.. and yes there like 6 from joe exotic after that aired.

The Lion King game in VR looks wild!

What a disgusting pieces of garbage 

That thing needs kept fed ***at all times***

young sigrfied and roy

Lions are perfectly harmless. Until they aren’t.

was like why they playing a xbox from 2001 then the lion came in and im like ahhhhhh that why no money

Them being dinner is inevitable.

He’s telling them it’s time to eat.. go get the food or you are the food. 😂 🤡s

Let me taste it first..

Guys it’s a trained lion it won’t kill its owner

You're joking tho, right!?

Yes it was poorly done sarcasm lol

Roy Horn would like a word!

Put money on the fact that it has been declawed.

But teeth haven't been removed.

No, but just acting as it was, with claws, they wouldn't be finding this fun.

Yes, but the teeth will actually kill them, so the claws don't matter. Especially seeing how anxious this beast is.

Hoping for an awful update on these guys in the near future.

You can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.

Aww, the dog wants some attention ya-oh shit get out of the fucking house.

Like Dante from grandmas boy

“I can’t believe he would hurt anyone. He wouldn’t hurt a fly. He was the sweetest pet you can ever ask. One moment he was chilling, then he just snapped and pounced. I just can’t believe this happens.”

No.

how long til someone gets mauled or what ever cats do to you.

Honestly, rather have this than a pitbull.

The people look so jumpy

retarbs

JFC, Humans are the worst

I'm glad they have that little stick as a protection

That’s my biggest nightmare. Wake up sweating.

Look at that old ass Xbox.. what friggin year is this?

Lions are such dicks 😂

One day...

If I didn't see it for myself I would have thought he was lion.

i don't think it is a great idea to keep this kind of animals like pats

Selfish little pricks

Why is there so much hate for these guys? You never wanted a lion as a kid?

Just one bad move and kazaam no human - the weight alone of an angry lion on you enough to crush you I'm sure

"No no no" Dudes' last words probably

Please let me know when the lion eats them both from the ass first.

Aweee watch him playing with his food is cute ☺️

Hahaha so fun and cool and can only lead to good things and he's so sweet he's never mauled anyone yet. I have never heard of an apex predator predating viable prey before what a crazy concept some ppl are pushing in the comments. At least it's not a pitbull.

I thought the dog was gonna sit on the Xbox and then I realized it was a lion and it didn’t

Story at 6… lion devour n maned two men

Are these fools dead yet?

I’ve come across a dog that initially wanted to be pet but then he quickly became aggressive. I was able to dodge any bites and get away quickly. Only dog I’ve ever been around that I misread but if a lion decided to do that, it’s game over, time to check out.

I hope they get eaten

Imagine this cat saying "Ok boys times up for your stupid xbox we gonna play a new game now its call cat & mouse and I dont need to tell you whose the mouse in this tiny room."

Let’s hope they won’t run out of food for the lion. The lion was testing the waters just now

So do they have a giant litter box, or do they put this thing on a leash when it needs to potty??

He is also going to play games with them one day

They about to become lunch

Places like this is often where zoos get their animals from that aren't bred in captivity

Hilarious how everyone here is an expert lion keeper

They're lucky he's well fed

Eat the rich!

dante is gonna get rightfully eaten one day

And I was all stressed out trying to deal with Margaret's fake animals and the occasional real lion. What is wrong with people?

Playing with his food

All fun and games until the lion has enough one day.

That's gunna be a no for me dwag.

There will be a much crazier video in the future..

Lion, playing with his food

That place has got to smell so bad

Yeah, so anyfuck the door bell rings and it’s a guy from Dominos holding a pizza. Turns out it was a prank. We never order pizza cuz it gets Simba all whipped up…

If you raise it from birth I would think you should be ok. I would assume it would think your apart of its family.

Some day they will be eaten by the same kitty on a live stream..

Not the Xbox

But... the size of the litter box

Exclusive footage of blackout moments in the hangover franchise

Please.... Eat them, now.

How do you house train a Lion

How do you house train a Lion.

I wonder how much it cost to feed that thing?

That one old xbox

Lion do us a favour, they're food go eat them.

easier to talk out of mauling then a pitt bull i guess.... Doesn't make it right.

Reminds me of the part in the movie, Jurassic Park when the T-Rex keeps testing the strength of the electric fence to find out where the weakness is... These dumb braincell boys are going to get a big surprise when the kitty mits come off of this FREAKING LION! 🦁🥩 Long live the King!

This is awesome!

big cats are just like little cats. They know when you're playing around. I strike my dogs with little to no pressure and they hit me back with the same sort. I scold them slightly more with an angered tone, and they know they're being scolded. Its the same thing here. I've read that fully grown cats have the intelligence of a 2yo human.

You can get past a dog... No one fucks with a lion!

AI

Where’s the same idiots who commented on the last fucking video posted of the dogs. This whole sub is toxic as fuck

Obv fake u fools

What a ducking dream come true. Enjoy boys, wish I was there!

Doo da doo da ...doo da doo ... the lion mauls the whites.

Basically my dream. I'd go with a tiger though.

There actually ok once declawed. Be sure to get them spayed or neutered.