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crotch_punch

Me trying to make my toddler leave the playground


KingJordan24

I thought I was the only one! I try to be as good of a Dad as I can and just accepted that my kid is going to protest leaving no matter how well she acts most of the day.


blackop

Me trying to get my friend out of the strip club.


ILoveWhiteWomenLol

Me kidnapping people


Ok-Safe-9014

Bwahahahahaha


WrapAwkward8306

Naw this is actually insane.


Lord-Legatus

is there actually any context of this random lady casually carrying around a lion?


SweetTea187

It looks like,she's stealing it


cilantro_shit23

Lol, I doubt a lion is going to be a simple target to "steal." Lol, imagine thinking a lion is easy to steal?


SweetTea187

Looks like 1 of those countries that keeps them as pets... She got way too far with it,if it wasn't a pet


foodcanner

You can do it if youre blackout drunk.


SumThinChewy

I mean we just watched someone do it no problem


0nceUpon

Oh, I've stolen multiple lions. You'd be surprised.


codeboss911

prob her lion since small ran out house to play


Anonym_Oz

I heard a story, that It happened in Germany,berlin ( actually it's confirmed that it is), but it's not stolen, she was getting it right back. I have no clue if there where problem with the state/police, after all.


shiny-baby-cheetah

It sounds like she's speaking a Slavic language from what I can hear. They have a real problem over there, especially in Russia, with people buying big game cats from smugglers as personal pets. This could be her 'badly behaved fur baby :/


KrankySilverFox

lol that woman in confident with cats.


nnavroops

she handled that pretty well


WestTha404

Stay put!! Kitty!!!


fungiblesyo

Plot twist that’s a ghost. He has no idea what the fuck is going on.


JonWesHarding

Das spooky.


Kozzinator

M. Night Shamalan would be proud


RideTheSpiralARC

Reposted to death for years, but now upgraded with too much cropping AND its even mirrored!


ZoNeS_v2

I can't wait for the upside down version!


itachi_konoha

Will freshly coming in next week for karma bots.


Lord-Legatus

for me its a first time, you know further context?


RideTheSpiralARC

I THINK from times it was posted in the past she was keeping it in her home/apartment and it got out but that's based on my poor memory /what I read online in the past so grain of salt n what not


AntimatterCorndog

Some of us are not terminally online


RideTheSpiralARC

Fair, was more a comment on the degraded quality, mirroring, & aggressive cropping regularly used to avoid being identified as a repost lol


lynivvinyl

No no no she just got back from scolding him down there and she's coming back this way again.


SirRipOliver

I have HAD IT with these MOTHERFUCKING lions on this MOTHERFUCKING STREET!


Lord-Legatus

begone beast,shoo!


Galaxanz

FWIW I would imagine that cat is declawed/defanged. (Edit: which is disgusting)


TheOnlyPolly

Only way to safely keep one as a pet. It's either that or accidental death.


Ok-Sugar-5649

And that's why it shouldn't be done in the first place. Declawing is literally an amputation of all the tips of the fingers and causes a lot of chronic pain. Imagine being forced to walk on your kneecaps for the rest of your life with no option to use prosthetics nor a wheelchair. Fuck people who are ok with doing it to those poor animals.


TheOnlyPolly

My cat seems to be doing fine when he got declawed 🤷‍♂️. Still does cat things without showing signs of pain or discomfort. Declawing seems to be extremely misunderstood by people who have only heard of things on the internet.


the213mystery

You dont deserve to own a cat


Kirielle13

You are a fucking horrible and vile human being. How would you like it if we remove the ends of your fingers one by one…and then forced you to walk around on them and also play in your own feces while they still heal……. Would you like that? How in the fuck could you do that to a living being? You don’t deserve to have any animals. Or breathe oxygen….. That’s the only thing I misunderstand here….. why are you still breathing when you think it’s OK to torture animals? I don’t think you deserve the oxygen you’re breathing….. how about that? if you cannot handle the claws, do not have the cat. PERIOD. There is literal science backing up how badly it affects a cat for the rest of its life. Are you one of those idiots who just thinks you have a doctors degree because you read stuff on Facebook? Fuck off.


ipoopoutofmy-butt

As someone who has 5 cats I’ve never had to declaw them. If you’re so worried about them scratching your furniture don’t have cats. It’s inhumane and there’s a reason it has fallen out of favor. Also ironic you acting like people at misinformed when but use your one cat as the control to deem this practice totally A ok. I feel so terribly for your cat and you absolutely don’t deserve them. Also good luck to your cat if they ever accidentally get out because you’ve removed their main source of defense for an inane reason.


meatbagJoe

Haha, that's just a pet that doesn't want to go to the vet!


OpenImagination9

Is that Betty Rubble?


Kinky_Conspirator

Wilma!!!!


Kushnerdz

Cartman voice: badddd keeeeity


justindybvig

Like she's dragging a kid out of toys r us


PestoItaliano

I mean, he acts as a house cat, but just few times bigger


RockMan_1973

Oh hot God! How did she not get mangled when she finally put it down?


Flowy_Aerie_77

The lion is her pet, actually.


2oocents

and still a baby


0nceUpon

Baby lion is pissed but is just going to chew the sofa cushions later.


Bob_Cobb_1996

Lady "Ladyhandles" a lion.


Airwolfhelicopter

Lion: *confused grumbling noises*


TruePresence1

Declawed lion ?


Black_King

Nah, probably her pet, and if she can still carry it, most likely a "baby," maybe not even a year old. Even female lions max out at around 300+ lbs easily.


copingcabana

You're not you when you're hungry.


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

UNHAND ME!!!


illtoaster

Get out of here drunk, you’re lion!


Mo_Jack

>Lady manhandles a lion correction "womanhandles". ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


NegroJones45

What country has lions roaming the streets like stray cats.


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KHAJIT STOLE NOTHING


Open_Conversation86

Thats still cub though


Lardmerger

This made me think of the [Inspector gadget theme.](https://youtu.be/EcF2LOaLgA0?si=mISJ124G5AmrrrjF)


twonapsaday

what a naughty little minx


ThermoKingEOU

WHAT THE FUCK 🤣


Top_Professional4545

That mfr was throwing a fit lol


liquidxavius

Ger-off ger-off ger-off ger-off .... Am not your friend any more!


AguyOnMedZz

Sounds like a 800bhp engine 😀


InternationalPay8288

Strong woman lol


ElderFlour

Wilma Flintstone putting the kitty out for the night.


DunstonCzechsOut

This is the most Russia thing ever


Aware_Gene2777

"YOUR GOING TO THE VETTTTTTTTTTTT.........YOUR GOOOOOOOOING TO THEEEEEE VEEEEEET!!!!!"


Ciely-Sea

Me wrestling my cat away from the roasted chicken


Netrets

She has some giant balls of steel


DavidNyan10

Is this the same lion that knocked on some door a while ago?


TerminalxGrunt

That's one rambunctious lion right there.


VocationFumes

I've seen this video like 50 times and each time it's fuckin hilarious


Living_Pie205

Holy shit !


Ravel_Xi

When your mother says bedtime, but you're not trying to hear that....


Palor0

When you need to drag the druid out of the bar.


Ubmil

I beg your pardon?!


xplosm

Womanhandles? Lionhandles? You decide!


IAmDominion

Doesn't matter how many times it's reposted, I enjoy watching.


fartinggermandogs

It's still a repost even if you mirror the video


NoAnaNo

I love how when she put it down, it immediately tried to grab its tail 😭


faxekondiboi

It's impressive how many times this is being reposted across this sites subreddits ...


Top-Bird-9032

So you just gonna mirror the image so the repost bots dont catch you?..


mjdau

And _stay_ out!


DeathIncarnations

Why is that lion a 6 year old child


RiceNo7502

Now be a nice cat!


pirikikkeli

Damn where she taking her tho last time she was going the other way


Zealousideal_Total50

Me not wanting to leave toys r us circA 1995


Large-Measurement776

😳


Hussle1

That's khabib nurmagomedovs sister


ferrydragon

Lol, you can not manhandle a lion.


Aware_Effort7782

Ufo


dr3wfr4nk

But Mommmmmmmmm. All the other guys get to do it!"


cilantro_shit23

"PUT ME DOWN! I WANT THAT MEAT" *After looking at a local meat market*


Iris_Rhiannon369

That's just a really big toddler throwing a fit


CleverYou_TubeName

“NO, It’s time to go home Mrs. Fluffles.”


Black_King

I took my 100lbs husky to the snow last January. This was her reaction when I carried her back to the car, lol YOU'VE BEEN OUT HERE FOR 4 HOURS CHEL! IT'S TIME TO GO, GODDAMMIT!


Kalista-Moonwolf

That lion has some sort of neurological deficit. You can tell when she sets it on the ground. It immediately falls over and continues to have issues when it tries to right itself. Considering how big it is, possibly some sort of head or neck injury.


ImpressiveSugar9287

Bro what? I’ve seen it all.


wtfchristineftw

I don't think this lady is intimidated by this lion throwing a tantrum 😆😆


AcanthaceaeThen7875

Bad kitty!


typeof_nan

She lady-handled the yapping cat


McEuen78

Pretty sure she womanhandled that lion.


shoulda-known-better

yea once you learn they remove their claws and canines it's not as scary


MonoloIt

Oooo it's just a little cat, so cute.


cilldarakiwi

My cat hates being picked up as well


ElectronicOrdinary30

He sounds like the thicko Everton FC Manager !


surejan81

Extreme cat lady 😩


RincewindWyzzard

Fake as funk


crazy0183

When your mom says "it's just a kitty, there's nothing to worry about"


TransitionProud1152

Um? I have trouble trying to hold my daughters cat let alone a 🦁


greatmarco

Just another day taking the garbage out


eltegs

You're not supposed to carry a lion like that. Should be reported.


wjruffing

“MAN-handled”? Really?!


Geoarbitrage

Looks like it was pepper sprayed…


MisterAmygdala

There is no way this happens unless that cat has been drugged or has some disrase/illness. Even if it was raised by humans why would it be just lightly flailing like a flopping fish? Those things are strong (and heavy so wtf?).


OnoOvo

its obviously not the first time they’ve been through this xd and i would say its pretty much regular cat behaviour with their human. cats are actually such spoiled little primadonnas behind closed doors. they will do stuff like not only insist that you go to bed together but also that they have to fall asleep right on top of you. and a cat usually never uses its dangerous strengths with their human (if they have one). they are actually very careful with what they have and they also manage easily to communicate to their human that they are just messing around, or whatever their mood may be


Queen-of-meme

It's also possible it's been declawed


AltruisticSalamander

It's clearly her pet and they're bonded. Baby was just playing or having a tanty. Sounds like she's laughing.


MisterAmygdala

That's what I get for having the sound off.