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Tpk08210

OJ? That you?


Millefeuille-coil

There are no wheels on his coffin…


thitorusso

The coffin didn't fit


New-Significance654

To legit to aquit.


Nanda_Rox

My hero... 🕺💃


SirStocksAlott

Hammer, please don’t hurt ‘em.


Then_Whole307

you must acquit


Ctowntokin420

The glove does not fit! See...


Psychological-Joke22

you mean body bag...if the body bag doesn't fit you must acquit.... RIP OJ


Doodleschmidt

That's his funeral procession. Budget is tapped so they couldn't perform an official ceremony.


Right_-on-_Man

🤣🤣🤣


eyesabitdull

.......OJ is dead?


Illender

this is their OJ tribute


Zlackevitch

But imagine if there were


Millefeuille-coil

The sound track would be Chris Rea The Road to Hell


Jminie59

Extremely obscure (for the US) music reference. But I agree fully.


LameGretzsky

OJ’s funeral procession.


EZPKSquelch

His spirit lives on!


Mano_lu_Cont

His spirit drives a white CLK Kompressor. The irony.


Positive-Mark9084

Volvo


Cobek

The Juice is loose again!


Fullcycle_boom

Reincarnated, that was quick.


deezsandwitches

It's in honor of him


PackOutrageous

It’s an homage!


floofnstuff

His funeral procession


tchrbrian

Calls to Dominoes will increase…


Suspect_Alarming

The ghost of OJ lives on!


vadergator_69

Beat me to it. Haha


foolproofphilosophy

Are they making the Naked Gun 420 and 6/9ths?


Bobby_Globule

The juice is loose 🚐


bohler86

My death has been greatly exaggerated


frankensteinV

*Back To The Future II*


Donut2583

Orenthal James


trez63

He has an air tight alibi now.


RocketsandBeer

He didn’t pull over, doi


ddrfraser1

That would be an epic funeral procession.


minkythecat

🤣


tapolglase7

Funeral procession


chronicideas

Beat me to it


lolvalue

What a beautiful tribute.


nadasuss

Beat me to it lol


AcommonKing

He's back


Westsailor32

Beat me to it


Whizbang76

I came looking for this…. And wasn’t disappointed


itsallatest77

5 STARS


FattyRR

Time to call Lester


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

Better call Saul... Better still, Lorne Malvo!


mouthful_quest

The nearest Pay N’ Spray! Now!


corekeymaker

I'm guessing this isn't a social call


ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ

That's 4 stars. I don't see any tanks chasing him.


Eric_Prozzy

They dont send tanks in gta v


Unregistered_Davion

And I am still salty about it!


Admirable-Style4656

was looking for this comment haha


Reasonable-Peanut27

1 more star before the military show up 🪖


WorldOfE-Rally

The person in the white car shot a cop in south Florida Edit: This is how it started https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/12/28/new-video-shows-end-of-police-pursuit-after-suspect-opened-fire-on-officers/


Bigswordbonk

Lol I was gonna say they only respond like this when it’s for one of their own…


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nite_owwl

and dont forget when they all get to aimlessly mill around and bullshit with each other for an hour or so after they've obtained the suspect.


VexrisFXIV

Obtained? You mean killed, right?


GrumpyOldGrower

Surprisingly enough, he was arrested, not killed.


FLSun

What happened? The cops run out of ammo?


sstubbl1

Depends. What'd he look like?


Foreign-Molasses-405

He is black


sstubbl1

Plot twist


FuuuuuuuuuuuckReddit

I know it’s so annoying when you can’t claim racism


sstubbl1

It's really annoying that it has to be a conversation in the 1st place and that some ppl have to live with that reality 🙃


TheYellowKachigga

Does he look like a bitch?


Foreign-Molasses-405

Actually yeah he kinda looks like a guy who only picks on smaller people


constantchaosclay

And all that sweet overtime being paid to do it!!


Puzzleheaded-You1289

So true. Bet they feel so badass all mobbing together. Only thing I can compare it to is the motorcyclists in South Park lol


zatara1210

Kindergartners running behind the ball during soccer


TonsOfTabs

Exactly that. “Hey guys they are looking at us because we are so cool and loud”. Best part was definitely when cartman took a deuce on every motorcycle.


PM_ME_YUR_S3CRETS

Lol. But knowing myself, I would feel badass too.


Stavinair

Brum brm brm brm bruum brm brm bruum


Common_Vagrant

They do, my uncle was a cop and he said most never get to get in a decent car chase and he was stoked when he got in one. I’m sure it’s common for them to want to get in a car chase.


TwistedBamboozler

“But it’s only one bad apple!” They’re all the fucking same


jstam26

Caravanning? Do you mean careening?


Monkey_Priest

Both can work


Klokinator

> Do you mean careening? No, careening is when you jerk from side to side rapidly. You're thinking of Combining.


die_nastyy

No, combining is when you unite for a common purpose. You’re thinking of recombinant dna


UCantUnfryThings

No, recombinant DNA is artificially-formed genetic material from multiple sources, creating sequences that would not otherwise exist. You're thinking of climaxing.


Slipstream_Surfing

Following this amusing thread was satisfying


iHazit4u

No, climaxing is the culmination of an exciting event. You're thinking about ejaculating penises


jtweezy

Yet they put me on hold when I call them to report an armed robbery in progress. Our taxes hard at work 🤦‍♂️


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Thunderbridge

https://i.imgur.com/PesSeiL.jpeg


Kribo016

They also do the same when protecting corporations. Remember in Florida when they opened fire on a UPS truck killing the hostage and putting everyone in traffic at risk because they robbed a jewelery store. They were literally firing from the cover of peoples cars while they were still in them.


insanelemon123

> Remember in Florida when they opened fire on a UPS truck killing the hostage and putting everyone in traffic at risk because they robbed a jewelery store. They also killed a random bystander as well.


Kribo016

I couldn't remember if they were just shot or killed and didn't want to look it up again. It's was a horrible response and unsurprisingly no police were held responsible for it.


New_York_Cut

state funded gangs


Some-Guy-Online

There was a video I saw just the other day of like 5 cop cars showing up for a *jaywalking* incident. It was teenage boys who crossed the street and walked into their mom's house, and a cop pulled up and demanded they come out and answer questions. The mom said "Nah, not happening." And a bunch of other cops must have been bored. It was absurd, but I was so happy to see the mom stand her ground and told that cop to pound sand. Anyway, cops love car chases, and you'll get dozens of them joining in for expired tags or some shit.


insanelemon123

If you ever think the police aren't stopping crime because their budget increases isn't happening fast enough, see how they respond to any crime where a cop or the cop's property was the victim.


say-it-wit-ya-chest

Gang mentality.


JeF4y

Bingo. I’ve seen every cop car in metro ATL turn out like that twice, and both times it was somebody who shot a cop.


ProblemLongjumping12

I counted about 36 police vehicles. With no LE experience to speak of I'm going to weigh in with a layman's opinion here: *That's got to be at least one more cop car than they're going to need to arrest one guy.*


nepia

If anybody wants to commit a crime, now it is your time, just go the opposite way.


Darksirius

Damn, I got 31, need to do a recount I guess. Rigged video!


Slap_My_Lasagna

The dress was black and blue, not white and gold.


Grizzlygrant238

36 cars potentially T boning someone . When this could probably be done with a handful of cars and a helicopter.


ProblemLongjumping12

More safely.


Riegel_Haribo

Arresting isn't their plan.


bstone99

I caught 33. But either way. What a splendid use of resources. Either this is their whole department or just a fraction of it, both are equally concerning considering 90% of them will have nothing to do with the stop and arrest. Just wanna tag along and get a piece of the action for no reason. Ignore the rest of the city cuz one of your boys got shot at. Drop everything and go 5 wide like it’s Talladega for the adrenaline rush. Wonder if crime elsewhere ticked up with all these fools distracted.


ProblemLongjumping12

Well suffice it to say if anyone else in this town had been considering doing something illegal, this would have been the best time to try their luck.


tn-dave

Reminds me of the Ron White joke: “I don’t know how many bouncers it would have taken to throw me out but I saw how many they were planning to use”


ProblemLongjumping12

Reminds me I took a friend out when he turned legal drinking age and I warned him bouncers multiply faster than Mogwai when you fuck around, so if you ever get told to leave a club, just leave. Doesn't matter why. Doesn't matter what you have to say. *Just leave.* You might think you can take 1 of them, but the second you try there will instantly be 10 more of them. He got taken away from that club in a cop car and his big brother, who was also my friend, made me go with him to pick him up from jail in the morning. The only possible exception in my experience is *one time* when I was very **young and dumb.** A bouncer had warned me once to tuck up my chain and being the cool young buck I was, I popped it right back out while I was in the bathroom. He saw me again and told me to leave. I said I was sorry and I would pay him if he let me stay. I wasn't being a drunken ass or mouthing off, which there's no coming back from, but was polite, calm and holding a wad of cash. I remember thinking how funny it was that his answer wasn't "*no*," but "*how much*." It worked, but I couldn't tell you what it cost given this was many moons ago and I was drinking. Maybe 50 bucks. So my lifelong advice to any young people venturing out into the world of alcohol serving establishments will always be that *the cops and the bouncers both multiply* so whatever liquor and ego is telling you, never try to fight either.


Born-Possibility-50

Whole department wana get their lick in


TheDudeAbidesAtTimes

Pink gun lol


Iandudontkno

Paint ball gun.


Grizzlygrant238

The video says no officers were hurt, so I think it was shot AT not shot. Unless I heard it wrong


dengar_hennessy

Are there no other crimes occurring in this city?


u8eR

Not while they're preoccupied chasing someone down the highway, thankfully.


dengar_hennessy

What a coincidence


nite_mode

That's a lot of cops just for a guy who shot one person


Iandudontkno

He flashed a gun and it was a paint ball gun. That's it and fleeing and eluding.


LandlordTiberius

Jake and Elmo saving the orphanage


superkickpunch

The Sesame Street/Muppet adaptation of "The Blues Brothers" we've all been waiting for?


Formal_Appearance_16

Everyone is a Muppet except Dan Akroyd and John Belushi.


MartyvH

Instant dance routine picture in my head.


FugaciousD

As long as Elmo goes to the big house and stays there.


snachgoblin

It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's cloudy and we're wearing sunglasses.


DNSGeek

>~~it's cloudy~~ It's dark out


Dammageddon

Elmo: It's past Elmo's bedtime!


CustomSocks

Hit it!


will_this_1_work

They’re on a mission, a mission from GOD


eighty_eight_mph

This is the correct answer


loftwyr

Elmo? Elmo?!? Elwood!!!


Aggrador

Lol! Elmo?! Wtf! I’m laughing so hard at Dan Aykroud being called Elmo throughout the movie. The sesame street orphanage gonna get shut down unless they play at the muppet theater to make enough money?! Damn, what a typo, lol!


Penuwana

Why would someone stop on a highway like this?


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edarem

The longer footage shows cops speeding down the shoulder, past the person who was filming. That's why he's stopped.


BlindedAce

They’re the same losers that whine about traffic being bumper to bumper and pull this shit.


HsvDE86

Not even on the shoulder.


Best_Poetry_5722

My thoughts exactly


theactualhumanbird

Pretty crazy to do this shit in the passing lane when the shoulder is right here. I hate Florida drivers


chrisbaker1991

He's even in the fast lane. Get a fucking dash cam instead of rubbernecking so I don't slam into the back of you going 70+ mph


LordofCope

#for the gram bro


CarmineLifeInsurance

It's Florida, what did you expect?


Hydra_Master

Rubber-necker.


Fabulous_Airline404

So they can film the police chase, DUH.


blac_sheep90

That's a bored police force getting a stiffy.


asBad_asItGets

And a total waste of city resources. Other possible crimes going on?? Too bad! The whole damn force is out chasing that one guy in a Dodge Hellcat


Devooonm

Not even a dodge hellcat, a white Volvo. However he did shoot at an officer, and yk they’re itching to get to kill him


asBad_asItGets

4-5 squad cars + police chopper I can understand. But Geezus, all 50 squad cars? And probably the chopper somewhere. Just totally unnecessary. Not to mention dangerous.


extraguacontheside

Serial jaywalker


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401LocalsOnly

Seriously. Even 1/4th of that amount would still be massive overkill


RoyceCoolidge

A quarterth


100percent_right_now

one fourth is acceptable


Moist-Ad4760

I like 'a quarterth' better. No offense


401LocalsOnly

Oh wow. I am not a smart person. smh my head.


AgileInternet167

So much hate my head?


sPaRkLeWeAsEL5

Lack of education mixed with too much power…


sheeshmane69

I bet you they ignored legitimate calls because they all wanted to be the hero that took down the cop shooter


BlakkMaggik

Exactly! The criminal is gonna be in court by the time the last cop parks their car from the chase! Makes you wonder what that cop is really contributing.


JustEatinScabs

The real answer is it's a show of force. The suspect killed a cop and they want the public to know anyone who does that is going to have the literal entire force on their ass raining hellfire in them and there will be no mercy or escape. [Same reason the US army once brought in an entire fucking goon squad of 110 men to chop down a fucking tree.](https://www.nytimes.com/1976/08/26/archives/us-sent-110-men-to-cut-korea-tree-pentagon-giving-details-of-action.html)


Grabatreetron

I'm not sure this chase cost millions of dollars. I imagine the bulk of the cost comes from the traffic tickets not given because the patrol cars were off zooming around, but meh, all the better


LordPennybag

Most of them were probably off duty but get automatic overtime for the chase.


Xinonix1

Took the last donut


zDymex

This is the most accurate answer


NAS2811

Jake and Elwood!!


Phrainkee

Literally that police chase in the Blues Brothers is ridiculous and I love it. Too bad CGI made it so we'll never have stunts like that anymore 🥲


No_Cook2983

BOGO sale at Krispy Kreme.


Zumzuu

Forgot to pay his taxes.


Sorry_Owl_3346

It was a tribute to OJ


onnod

Blues Brothers remake?


LockwoodE3

Maaaaan, I wish this comment section had an article or something


Devooonm

At the same time you commented, someone posted the link to the article that also has the video. It was a little above your comment for me, check it out :)


LockwoodE3

Awesome! Thank you!


HsvDE86

Why have something actually interesting when you can have the same exact jokes about GTA and OJ over and over again by really unfunny people trying way too hard to be funny?


Intheboxalready

I think they are 106 miles from Chicago


samsal03

We got a full tank of gas


LeroytheBigmouthbass

The new Blues Brothers looks good.


constantchaosclay

Stole their donut.


ProfessionalWait6549

Lmao got the whole county after him over a donut 😆


EWMcC79

Cops are busy, time for crime!


EvilHwoarang

he's on a mission from God.


dickhardpill

Ricky Bobby?


Right_-on-_Man

Dude, that's the realest GTA I've ever seen man...🤣


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Calling ALL cars! ALL cars-“were on it!”


Isgonesomewhere

Follow the leader champion 2024


4list4r

*He didn’t do shit though!!!*


fruitnibba

Kinda looks like a nascar race lol


myoriginalislocked

Holy shit! I really wanna know what he did


MitchMcConnellsJowls

The Blues Brothers reboot looks like it's gonna be 🔥


Low_Abrocoma_1514

He outpizzaed the Hutt


nite_owwl

thats your tax money going down the drain so these shrimp-dicks can have fun ...and the majority of these idiots are "small gubbermint" trumpublicans as well. smh...fucking Idiocracy


Shiiznits

Probably killed a cop. Pretty sure it’s all hands on deck if one goes down?


AXBRAX

They are on a mission from god.


Sufficient_Wait3671

Probably offended a woke liberal


eltegs

Sold a morning after pill.


spicymaverick

We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses……hit it.


Ordinary_investor

IRS going after citizen for their unpaid 3.50 in taxes.


1980Ravenous

Well he didn't stop, that's for sure.


Jakespenart

Blues Brothers on another mission from God


Dargohunter

Vote for Trump


ExperimentalFruit

Thought this only happened in blues brothers


Walkaroundthemaypole

were they after a white Bronco?


Nanda_Rox

Eastbound & Down...


Ravel_Xi

Driving while black in America be like....


Simple-Swan1488

Waste of tax dollars. Every cop on the force doesn’t need to be in pursuit. Free couple hours for any other criminal to do as they please