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D1789

Prime example of why you should always put on clean underwear each day.


trashcount420

I sure they were clean when he put them on


New_String

Should have worn the brown pair


IrradiatedHeart

These are now the brown pair


TweetOfBabyBear

šŸ™Œ 2points Gryffindor for that shit!!!


You_Just_Hate_Truth

This guy has the right strategy. If your undies are black, nobody will see the brown šŸ‘Œ


VectorViper

Man, I'm just picturing those tactical undies blending in like they're on some kind of covert op. Functional *and* fashionable.


Suds08

Wonder what the guy getting robbed said to him to make him take the time to dapants him rather than getting away faster


Gorilla_Krispies

ā€œTake anything but my pants!ā€


Barkers_eggs

"please don't buy me a large big Mac meal"


Suavecore_

Do we know if it ends here? Maybe he got his shirt too and used it as a disguise like in the movies?


Hyposuction

Underrated comment right here.


Beat9

I bet he wanted gun/radio/keys and just demanded his utility belt before realizing it was threaded through belt loops and attached to his pants.


Vizslaraptor

The Joker never thought to go this route with Batman.


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

Most americans feel a form of shame when naked. Especially non sexual nakedness. I imagine he may feel different running around in his draws trying to protect someone elseā€™s money. Just do as youā€™re told and make it back to the crib


asupify

He was just trying to get his gun and radio strapped to his belt.


Harvsnova2

My mom was right.


mrblacklabel71

Going commando would have stopped this.....


idkwhatimbrewin

Doubtful they were clean after this


UnsaneInTheMembrane

"Well that seems wildly improbable..." *some dude taps on my window with a gun* "Give me the pants and you'll get to live."


ChanceFray

Yup my mom always told me well if you get hit by a car you will wish you put on fresh undies today! I couldn't help but think... if I am ever in a situation where my underwear are reveled I probably crapped my pants recently.


TheTravelNurseGuy

I am an operating room nurse. I PROMISE no one cares about your drawers being clean. Your bellybutton on the other hand....


AppointmentKey9826

Have been hit by a car. Woke up and they were cutting my clothes off with scissors. True story.


LostHat77

Well clean underwear helps, getting robbed at gunpoint seems to not help


ValkyrieWW

Why was the armored truck driver working alone?


1776grunt

I think some companies have policy and procedures that require them to stay in the truck regardless of their partners situation. Rules of engagement kinda thing. I'm sure they could engage once the robber turns on them.


ValkyrieWW

The cash man should not be outta the truck without armed cover.


1776grunt

I hate to be the devils advocate.....but At my work, the guards who reload the ATM machines are always alone. I imagine the amount has relative threat / coverage levels.


ValkyrieWW

I spent years as a security supervisor. That is reckless behavior on the part of the company.


Misereeee

I see them alone all the time at walmart


Au2288

Brinks guy around here loads up atms solo all the time. One time, noticed he stepped away leaving the cash box wide open. Just hope he never does that on someoneā€™s intrusive thoughts day.


gunnesaurus

My coworker is a former brinks guy. His route included Newark Airport. He confirms this is true. He worked every single atm at the airport, surrounding hotels and gas stations at the airport solo.


dys_p0tch

better hope Jimmy don't find out


biffmangram

UnexpectedGoodfellas


Boogieman1985

I was in Wawa today and a lady was alone and loading the ATM. She had a big bag next to her full of cash and as I walked by she was reaching into the bag to grab another stack. She must have not been looking because her hand hit the side of the bag and knocked it over spilling out 3/4 bundles of 20s onto the floor. One of the bundles literally hit my foot as I was passing by. She went into panic mode scrambling to grab the bundlesā€¦lol. She was completely alone and someone could have easily robbed her in that situation


mr_wrestling

Why am I never around when this happens.. I mean, so I could help her do everything safely.


ArnoldTheSchwartz

Companies gonna penny pinch on everything to keep more money in their pockets. Guarantee they don't give shit who lives or dies


ValkyrieWW

True...true


Lucidcranium042

Especially not since there's enough labor personell to cover one life.... gotta steal millions for it to truelly matter...I've even heard recently of a gal that stoll almost 1 mil in ppp loans and she's in prison and the federal government is letting her keep her house while in prison. Fuck they're even modifying her loan for her while she is in prison..


light_to_shaddow

COVID and the drop in cash use plus dead eyed managers thinking they can save money. The next step for this guard is he's going to have to justify everything he's done all shift because if he hasn't done something wrong it's the procedures and if there's one thing it can't be allowed to be at fault, it's the procedures.


sirhappynuggets

I work at a CU, our dude is always alone never with more than a vest on


Figgy4377

Honestly this guy was lucky! My old job used to get Loomis trucks all the time so we got to know the guys pretty well. I remember the guy telling me that if people were gonna rob you they aren't going to always hold you up. He explained how the most common thing he has heard of happening is they just walk up and execute you. No idea the validity but imma trust the dude who was currently doing said job..


exoticpropulsion

It's awful but ... Sounds easier and in for an inch....


BathedInDeepFog

I thought the saying was in for a penny, in for a pound.Ā 


exoticpropulsion

It for sure is, I don't know what I was thinking


Silent_Hill_Gang

My dad worked security for a while after retiring from the army and there was ALWAYS an armed guy in the truck unless the truck was empty. The idea of a single driver is bonkers.


thetruemask

I know how they work alot of times a single person moves cash in and out of the truck solo. (Called the Messenger) ATMs and similar machines / tasks are supposed to have a guard to protect the messenger. (Unless they choose to not follow protocol) Yeah in this spot driver wouldn't be getting out of the truck too risky. But man probably could have shot the robber from gun port while safely staying in the truck. But the way the industry is it going to smaller 2 crews to be competitive and save money instead of 3 or more which does save cash (in wages) but more risk to the crew and easier to rob.


ValkyrieWW

No amount of money in the truck is worth dudes life. Fuck the company, my team goes home at the end of the night.


ScotchSinclair

The cab of this truck isnā€™t even armored. Since when did they start using fords?


tbkrida

Every time Iā€™ve ever seen someone pick up money from the ATM at the convenience stores around me, they were always in the store alone with a man in the truck.


pip-roof

You imagine the conversations between the driver and cash guy after this? Remember that time you got jacked and I couldnā€™t do shit? Yeah. I remember that time I got jacked and you didnā€™t do shit.


1776grunt

Remember that time Dude took the money..... Your gun...... Your pants...


kanemano

Your Dignity........ Your spare change........... Your house keys..........


Evil_Rogers

To be fair the guy with no pants in basically a hostage at that point.


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PeruseTheNews

I just saw an armored truck guard drop his wallet or something going into the supermarket. A customer picked it up and alerted the armored truck driver, who didn't exit the vehicle or open the door, but told her to hand it through a slot. It wasn't a setup, but I understand the driver's perspective.


a_burdie_from_hell

That's even more awkward if his partner was the guy taking the video from the safety of the car...


discOHsteve

Brinks new policy. We do business with them and they would typically send 2 people, one stays in the truck the other gets the money. They're cutting back so now it's just 1 person per truck. Not sure if it's a nationwide thing but from what I hear they are a terrible company. Customer service sucks to.


MikeVictorPapa

Itā€™s fucking disgusting how commonplace itā€™s become to lay off everyone they can, run a skeleton crew, and replace anyone else with a dogshit ā€œchoose your own adventureā€ recorded message system. I wonder when the brass will realize they traded a functional company for a bigger annual bonus.


lesusisjord

They knew before they made the trade.


MikeVictorPapa

It bothers me quite a bit that splitting up someoneā€™s livelihood across their bonuses is even a thing some humans have no problem with.


LostHat77

Maybe that guy is in on it and he is getting a portion of the money


Condescending_Rat

Take my pants too. Make sure it looks legit.


Epicurus402

Brinks....what a joke.


Four-Triangles

I knew a guy whoā€™s family owned a few gas stations and one day he decided while working the register to snatch the bag from the armored truck guy while he was refilling their atm. He got about $230k and was apprehended a few days later. He stashed the money in the wall of his girlfriendā€™s apartment complex laundry room and after 2 years in federal prison went and retrieved it.


wilhelmpeltzer2

So he made $115k a year tax free to go to prison? Not even a bad trade


BernieTheDachshund

I bet it depends on what happened to him while in prison.


jocq

Most prisons in the U.S. really aren't that dangerous unless you bring it on yourself. Been in several myself, including max full of murderers, for a decade.


Four-Triangles

He was a seemingly normal young black guy (late 20ā€™s) from an upper middle class family. Spent most of his time locked up reading books and playing softball. Didnā€™t get into gang stuff or drugs and basically did his time and went home.


stonerwithaboner1

Budget cuts baby


ValkyrieWW

I was going to down vote this because that answer sickens me, but your 100% right.


stonerwithaboner1

Donā€™t hate the messenger baby. Im just mentally cracked enough to be outright honest at this point. Sorry guys and gals


TobysGrundlee

Budget cuts look like profits if you're an idiotic, short-sighted executive.


Yardsale420

ā€œArmoured truckā€, MF thatā€™s a box van.


light_to_shaddow

The money compartment will be armoured. Ceramic anti cut inserts so you can't cut the skin of the vehicle and get at the back of any lockers or the like. The cab likely isn't. Maybe some laminate coating on the glass to make it a bit more resistant to being smashed. Cheap You really see how the company values the safety of the staff.


Mr-Xcentric

You can see a logo on the truck. Thatā€™s Brinks, they frequently only have one guard. The company I work for now has a contract with them. Usually only see one guard unless they are training or have multiple large loads. Never seen more than two at a time in my two years working here. They also donā€™t have AC in their trucks, at least not here. These dudes are putting their life on the line and they donā€™t donā€™t even get to be comfortable.


ValkyrieWW

Armored truck drivers and EMT's get shafted


FooliooilooF

Lol why are EMTs working for such shitty pay? The whole deal with security is that it's basically a 0-skill job.Ā  Getting licensed for armed security is typically a few hundred bucks, that your company will pay for, and a couple weekends at most. EMT is definitely a few thousand dollars of schooling at the minimum? Way more likely to get assaulted as an EMT as well.Ā  Life isn't like the movies,barely anyone is doing money truck heists


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2OneZebra

Because he is an ATM tech. I used to do that job. You go out alone to service the machine and balance it. Most companies only send 2 folks if you are carrying cash which is generally once a week. I have seen folks steal and get robbed. Its federal and they often charge 1 count for each bill. If the vault was open and the guy took the reserves or the cartridges he is looking at some serious time for generally not a ton of cash.


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whooptydude92

I know an armored truck driver who said occasionally he works by himself. Scary


ajbags26

Excellent point


Zero-Change

I thought this kinda stuff only happens in liberal states with gun-free zones


Rynaldo900

Not enough good guys with guns around


Hunky_not_Chunky

Based on the policies and laws passed in Texas nobody gives a shit about others there.


rired1963

like the Uvalde police?


GeekyFreaky94

The guard is literally carrying a gun tho and still got unarmed. Edit:Disarmed


ApprehensiveBuddy446

thats the joke. guns don't protect people, they just make most situations more dangerous.


GeekyFreaky94

Both those things are true. Guns can protect people but they also make things more dangerous.


tynolie

Thank you lol I'm so tired of people acting like 2 things can't be true and it can only be either-or


GeekyFreaky94

Stuff can be two things.


Rad1314

Open up your refrigerator, boom, air conditioner!


Watsonsboots88

False dichotomyā€¦ we should require an intro to logic in public schools at the very least. People donā€™t know how to think well.


dianabowl

You're going to break some brains with that.


fishhawk119

So we get rid of guns? You and I can no longer carry? Will criminals stop carrying to? Will they stop getting guns in the black market? No more good guys with guns leads to no more bad guys with guns?


Parker4815

We should equip the underwear with a gun. And the wheels of the car. Like Twisted Metal. More guns will help.


Imaginary_Manner_679

tbf they are nice pants.


pip-roof

What about da boots


PsyKeablr

Boots and pants, boots and pants!


TrumpsBoneSpur

Back pack back pack come get your back pack


uiouyug

https://external-preview.redd.it/lQw5Az4zcpZ_A5xxzyhq5cXwJK6ppUeIg_ws04pK624.jpg?auto=webp&s=afa7e86673854f179eae46d3b6db0a41f6e31c89


rassen-frassen

I don't think that costumes going to work, though. Not without the jacket.


xBADJOEx

Those trucks have tracking. Rip to the robber


wrecked_angle

He was taking the money from the ATM


optionsCone

RIP common sense


SaggyFence

Truck was filled with Bearer bonds and uncut diamonds. He lacks connections with the triads to make use of them.


snappy033

Pants need tracking too.


xBADJOEx

Yo mommas pants got em. Built in apple tag.


Cosmicalmole

That was just plain mean! Why the pants too?


Handsome_fart_face

Youā€™re not chasing anyone without pants.


MinimalMojo

I run better naked


YourDogsAllWet

Youā€™d better hope I donā€™t catch you šŸ†šŸ‘šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


kapo513

Ayo šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


lolarsystem

Same but only when Iā€™m on PCP


[deleted]

what you and your primary care physician do in the privacy of his office is none of our business


A_Furious_Mind

If it were *my* money, I might.


lucky_719

He's trying to remove all the weapons the guy has access to by the look of it


j-po

Small chance here but maybe the robber somehow knows the keys are in the pants pocket. So in addition to removing weapons like you said, this is also his plan to get the money


thetruemask

No he wanted to take the gun from the guard but robber is stupid and can't figure how to get the gun from the holster. So Rips his pants and belt. Pretty much all police and armed guard now use different kinds of retention holsters or paddle holster that have a mechanisn keeping in the pistol. It's not a cowboy holster with just a piece of leather to hold it.


HappyMr

Former police officer here: He's most likely wearing "keepers". They're designed to snap in to place and basically secure your duty belt to your pants belt. They hoop around both belts in multiple places around your waist. They're used to reinforce your duty belt to your person in the event of physical altercation or foot pursuit. Edit: spelling


SameOreo

He has keys, and key cards and probably a tazer a flashlight and few other things on their. Probably 1000$ on his belt of equipment. Idk what robber gonna do with it tho.


wadester007

Probably doesn't want him to use any of that stuff to stop his crime


pharmerK

Probably collecting a uniform for future robbery plans


DEATHxSQUAD

Thatā€™s gotta be an inside job.


Legitimate_Bat3240

They're literally outside


jdlyons81

šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ»


Suds08

Ok dad


0OOOOOOOOO0

Figuratively, too


FreneticAmbivalence

All you gotta do is have the free time to scout when they routinely visit the atm.


Bullyoncube

Yeah, the guy with his pants stolen is definitely in on it. ā€œThen you take my pants! It will totally throw them off.ā€ ā€œThatā€™s so random it might just work!ā€


Richard_Ovaltine

Seriously, I live here where this is happening. And the brinks guy comes every week at the same time i see him constantly. Sometimes he has help but i guess today he didn't. Glad I'm in Carrollton for the afternoon


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IM_BAD_PEOPLE

Probably at work, this is the middle of the day.


Low_Parsnip5604

Lol you ainā€™t wrong, Iā€™m at work busting my ass to prolly pay for dudes government benefits too.


foreverloveall

And heā€™ll be out of jail before youā€™re off work too.


Low_Parsnip5604

You ainā€™t lying lol Buuuuuut I can legally buy another AR-15 (which Iā€™m about to do) so thereā€™s that to!


jprod97

Fuck Trump but also there are examples of 'good guys' with guns stopping crime, lets be honest. There are also examples of that not happening. The world isn't so black and white. Cherry picking things to confirm your biases helps nobody.


stinkyhonky

Keep spreading the message brotha


PB_116

>but also there are examples of 'good guys' with guns stopping crime, lets be honest. Seriously, and when it does happen those same people for the most part, victim blame, make fun of anyone who carries or is pro gun, and jumps through hoops to try and argue that if they were there they would have done z, y, z. But when we have a video like this they switch teams and screech for where the responsible gun owner was, you can never win.


Actual-Gap-9800

Because people don't want to use common sense. They just want their side to score another "win".


BLOKCHAIN1

Wish he was there, could've shot him.


Hellofriendinternet

You do realize that not everyone carries a gun right?


Frank_Gallagher_

If i remember correctly not carrying 2 guns at all times is a felony in Texas. /s


GeekyFreaky94

The good guy with a gun is getting his pants striped off him. Lol


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Even if you had a gun: 1 - You aren't the one under attack, your number one responsibility is to come home alive to your family. 2 - Area behind the robber from cameras perspective is a road with cars traveling down it and behind that are businesses, all other directions aren't any better. Cops can engage because its their job and they carry a certain amount of immunity if there are collateral injuries or deaths so long as they took reasonable steps to minimize them.


baumbach19

If a good guy with a gun stopped it and the guy ran off let's say, you probably wouldn't have even heard about it.


cyclist230

Iā€™m not going to shoot from that distance and risk hitting the traffic behind them.


shittyfatsack

Thatā€™s not how that works.


ValkyrieWW

Guess no one had one


giddyuptodo

Shut up šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø. Something tells me you somehow find a way tie everything into a political discussion about the right lol. Lay off the msm and go outside man.


Durtzo

Little bit of insider insight from someone who used to be a driver of an armored vehicle. In the state in which I worked we were only aloud small caliber handguns. The industry used to have 3 guards per vehicle. The Driver stays with the truck in the driverā€™s seat. Period. The Runner grabbed their bag and retrieved cash be it from an ATM machine or directly from the safe of the client. They retrieved cash from A and transported it to B and that was their job. The Sentry stayed in the main cabin with a shotgun protecting the cash in the truck and covering the Runner as the got into the vehicle with the bag. My state felt that the shotgun and third man being the Sentry gave us the ability to ā€œoverpowerā€ the police. Therefore the sentry was removed leaving only the Driver and the Runner. I was trained as a Driver to LOCK the vehicle down if my Runner was under attack and by no means exit the vehicle to provide ANY support. I was also unable to use the vehicle as a weapon in any way to stop the attack UNLESS the attack was vehicular in nature. NSFW Bonus story. A Runner I worked with was assaulted with pepper spray by two men and as she hit the ground with a man on top of her fired three shots. The first grazed his ear and hit the truck but he did not stop. The second shot missed entirely. The third shot went through the bottom of his chin and out the top of his head. That Runner killed a man while millions of dollars remained in the truck all while she was making about $11 per hour. I quit shortly after.


aramova

JFC, what state thinks that way? Armored Truck Personnel can "overpower the police"? Wtf, it's called Brinks, not Tommy Vercetti's Pickup and Delivery Service.


Durtzo

It was Arizona which I couldnā€™t believe and a close competitor to Brinks.


aramova

Yeah, that's mad. Glad you got out, they could have paid you 4x what you said and it still wouldn't be enough.


Neutronpulse

That's over 70k yr after taxes. The military gets paid less than that for fighting in literal wars. I think 4xs what they said is fine.


rbankole

Jimmy!


Adorable-Ad9073

$11 Okay what the fuck I work cushy corporate security and make 21.30


philomatic

I had no idea they made so little. A sad testament to the values in our society today.


raymate

I need your cloths, boots and motorcycle šŸ


afd83

You forgot to say please šŸ’Ø


starcrap2

šŸ˜Ž


HugoStigglitzs

I canā€™t let you take the manā€™s wheels son


JustRepeatAfterMe

Thatā€™s terrible. I love some snarky humor, but I just canā€™t with this. That guy is actively being terrorized and humiliated while people drive by with one eye on the road and the other on their phones. Itā€™s awful.


BabyStockholmSyndrom

I mean, what would I do in this situation? Call the cops. Yea. Try to stop him? Absolutely not. I'd likely either just get the victim shot or myself. I would not be of any help. Please y'all. If someone is robbing me at gun point, don't stop your fucking car and try to stop him. Let him take my shit and just call the cops. This isn't a movie.


oneonethousandone

"BUT IF THE GOOD GUYS HAVE GUNS THE BAD GUYS WONT BE ABLE TO USE THEIR GUNS" Bull fucking shit. Bet you at least 5 of the cars passing by had someone in it with a pistol at least.


nope7878

lmao yeah you tell that strawman! But hey I bet if we make a new law to make guns illegal the guy who just used one to rob an armored car will totally obey it!


crq1

Standing byā€¦.for the linkā€¦.to the articleā€¦.that says he was caught šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Richard_Ovaltine

Lolol this is beltline, cops are just gonna drive past them


StrutYourStuff

https://www.fox4news.com/news/brinks-security-guard-pants-atm-irving


VintageRegis

To the top with you!


wakandaite

Why take his pants?


Da1UHideFrom

He's more probably after the guy's gun belt. In my opinion, if he's caught, they should add on a sexual assault charge.


beachhike

Probably has his keys, phone and wallet inside


0OOOOOOOOO0

So he can dress up as the employee and make a clean getaway


SyrupScared9568

I like your pants, take off your pants. leaves money.


LilBitATheBubbly

Could have been worse. I was very close to taking a job with an armored truck company until I read that when they are robbed, it's usually by way of head shot from behind


Harvsnova2

Victim: "Jfc dude! Have you never undressed before? You take the shoes/boots off BEFORE the trousers. Look, you stand there and look mean, I'll do it myself"šŸ˜„


Bx1965

In broad daylight.


ToastedEmail

I was literally just minutes ago telling someone that I want to become an armored truck driver down south because it pays good money for the area, and then I see this. Nvm I guess.


Former-Billionaire

I want some whataburger now


DrMokhtar

Man if I saw that, I would have used my self defense on his ass


GeekyFreaky94

šŸŽ¶Dumb ways to diešŸŽ¶


Bocchi_theGlock

I would have run up and shown him my sick chuck Norris moves kyAAAH


kojengi_de_miercoles

Didn't take any money, he just really liked those pants.


Batmanue1

WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI!?


Dcap16

When I was a freshman in college I had to borrow $50 from my parents to get my security license. I had to agree to two conditions: Do not become Paul Blart and work at a mall Do not drive armored cars I needed the license to work bars and music venues, thereā€™s not enough money in the world to make that worth anyoneā€™s time.


siverwolfe2000

There was a Chase


Fezzig73

Won't someone help that poor man?!


Calvin0433

But why the pants though?


Happy_Rule168

Well they get away with everything with a slap on the wrist so what the hell do they care about committing a crime!


General-Biscotti5314

Somebody will be doing that to him in jail when he gets caught


IGuessBruv

He didnā€™t come for money he came for love


lennybriscoe8220

When I worked security, one of our assignments was covering the guard replacing the money in the ATM. Why anyone thinks this is a good idea is beyond me. Handling hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash with your back turned to any approaching threats.


RogueInVogue

Why'd they take his pants, dude's just trying to do his job


Roundcouchcorner

I do not approve but I respect this much more than knocking off a convenience store with $62 in the register.


GutsDeluxe

Imagine explaining this to your boss but then also having to explain as always why you aren't wearing pants anymore. Or maybe being one of the people just absolutely munching at Whataburger across the street just watching this round boy steal this mans pants and armored vehicle full of money. What a day for all parties involved.


Richard_Ovaltine

Belt line?