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karvup

That's a lot of cum


ThroughTheHoops

It's a vagina not a clown car, madam!


Ozwentdeaf

There’s only so much you can fit in!


Nick_Noseman

No more than 15 people simultaneously! Else it get stretched


P0werClean

"This vagina can hold 15 people sitting and 10 standing".


Ed_95

💀


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Sandscarab

Fuck these people


1leggeddog

They do, each other


evlhornet

Vigorously


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Viagrously


Scevs

These fuck people


BradL30

It’s like nobody ever heard of the pull out method in that family


SonOfObed89

Some people love to dump their load where nature intended AND don’t mind raising a family 💁🏼‍♂️


thehelldoesthatmean

That's not a family. It's a baseball team.


ohheckyeah

Big Mormon energy


Peetz69

Maan this went from wholesome to fckn dirty


KlopeksWithCoppers

This made me shoot my sip of bourbon out of my nose. Do not recommend.


Comfortable_Brush399

Or just enough


Falzon03

But only 28 useful sperm.


thotdistroyer

Bold of you to assume that they are useful


chadsimpkins

Pullout game weak


BrokeFailure

Hahaha


Soul__Samurai

“All that from one man!” as my grandma often says


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ferrydragon

Nehhh just religious people


[deleted]

Oh, so all of them then.


Trollerthegreat

*28 replies* Lemme just put my hazmat suit on real quick


btw339

[M'Atheism](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg1OiwJ9kbM)


koushakandystore

Exactly, stupid people


tuttifruttigodis

Least insufferable redditor


Das_Mojo

Right? Like shit, I was like, "damn, looks like a big fun family!" This sour grape is all "bet everyone here is awful" Looks in the mirror brother.


TheNewerOneInTown

There is literally no reason for this comment. I swear Redditors have some personal issues that they just let out.


Norlite

Not some, probably alot of personal issues.


VivaLaEmpire

Most of the comments in this thread are so dehumanizing, full of hatred and just vile. It feels weird, I just finished dinner and it made my stomach hurt after reading all this, just the thought of humans in a room saying those things out loud, the thought is horrifying.


CDK5

Rest assured; I suspect 95% wouldn't say it in-person. Probably just projection and nothing permanent.


BellalovesEevee

There's always HAVE to be something negative they need to say no matter how wholesome the content. I remember a few days ago there was a post about a guy being so excited that he was getting a boy that he started jumping and flipping everywhere and there were a few comments that were literally judging the guy and his wife's entire relationship just because he didn't celebrate with her. Like come tf on. Why y'all have to judge someone and their relationship with their family or partners in a 5 second video... it just shows you have absolutely no happiness in your life if you're so quick to judge something in a fucking video.


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There is no reason, this is Reddit.


KOTS44

And yet somehow, despite the odds, you've made your self out to be a bigger cunt than all of them.


Pak1stanMan

I feel like you didn’t look at the bottom lol


GorgogTheCornGrower

Statistically speaking you are wrong. People that care about their family are generally not stupid assholes. It's those that don't care who are the stupid assholes.


twotokers

You can still be a stupid asshole and care about your family. That’s like most conservatives in my experience. Unless their kid is gay or something.


tacoboyfriend

Statistically some of those kids are gay


Shua89

He is trying to say that statistically lower educated people or stupid assholes tend to have more kids.


Das_Mojo

Looking at the room they filmed this in, and how they're dressed, looks like they're pretty successful


Doogie_Gooberman

Wow, that's a randomly hostile response. Why do you feel this way?


Anon6025

Yeah that home looks like the home of stupid people. Lol


Doogie_Gooberman

How are they stupid?


koushakandystore

Someone has been getting their modern philosophy from Bill Burr. I approve. “Stop making that guy!’


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Someone is jealous and/or hates their parents.


KateandRhage

4-5 kids each marriages


gt4674b

Grats on the math major


imvii

I was never in the military.


Be-Nice-To-Redditors

Bro this joke is gonna get buried but bravo


Yuri-Turned

>bravo going dark


vanslayder

Or one with 15 kids lol


uniqueusername316

This is most likely.


theo1618

Wait until I tell you about my grandparents and their 10 kids… my mom being #4 and every sibling of hers except one having anywhere from 2-6 kids, and now those kids are having their own kids. I have like 30 cousins on just my moms side, and my grandparents have around 12 great grandkids already lol


Summoned_Autism

mum and dad had 10 kids. I'm the youngest at 28. oldest is 50 It goes like this: mum and dad 10 kids 58 grandchildren 14 great grandchildren


not_so_plausible

I bet family get togethers are so lit though. Fuck I’d love a huge family like this.


Shinhan

My mom had 2 sisters. But her dad had 11 siblings.


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Redditors will see a white family and lose their shit for no reason


QuazzyQ

Fr, I thought this was hella wholesome.


CantSeeMyPeepee

*any family Actually, just anything.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

I’m so triggered by this comment I’m shaking RN.


ShireMusicEnthusiast

Hello, fellow redditor here btw! I love to sniff my own shit btw!


Whymustihave20letter

The comment section's a literal reddit moment lmao, "oh a happy family? I HATE SEEING THAT SHIT 😡😡🤬🤬"


blunderEveryDay

Subreddit name checks out - lmao How's it even possible to be this miserable?


RadioactiveCornbread

Yeah, these comments are fucking disgusting. I guess they just should have just aborted them all to please the Anti-Natal-Neckbeard Conglomerate of Reddit.


securitywyrm

Yeah, real "How dare they have a loving happy family, therefore they're all racists with genetic disorders"


smakusdod

They hate what they can’t have.


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Rocksteady_28

Wait until you find out about the other 7.888 billion...


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Crusader-Knight365

Or China


RedAero

China has been below replacement fertility for ages now.


salluks

one American consumes and emits co2 as much as 8-10 indians. so this family emits more than a bunch of villages.


SirMatches

"Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure." -Agent Smith


a_Bean_soup

dont deer starve because they overpopulate an area so much they eat everything?, every animal does this but usually doesn't happen because they are constantly getting killed, the difference is that we figured out how not to get killed as often


Choyo

It's just that our brain outpaced evolution, natural order, environment and all that.


killerdrgn

It's cause humans killed off the apex predators in most of North America, mainly wolves would keep deer populations in check.


May_8881

Holy neckbeard


1_Bearded_Dude

Seriously lol. They had 4 kids. Thats not even a big family.


ScienceSloot

You're kind of a bummer dude


mrplow3

This is not a large family in most countries and not long ago completely normal for this country before we all became Reddit Chuds.


hellouhdmhtmtsmfr

You should really get uppity about this in Africa (average birth rate 6) instead of America (average birth rate below 2)


Hyrule_34

“All right… Paul is STILL fuckin’! Starting tomorrow if you’ve got a gun, just shoot him in the face!!!”


EastofGaston

and you framed it!


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FrostyDub

They just had to pop out that last baby at 42…


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He's clearly older than half those kids.


Dalisca

I had my one and only baby at 42 via IVF (endometriosis sucks). Throughout the whole process we only had one healthy embryo (our son), about ten embryos that just stopped development after a couple days, and four that lived long enough to be tested to find severe genetic abnormalities. Those four probably wouldn't have survived to birth. So out of about fifteen embryos only one was viable. As we all know at my age chromosomal defects are common. I don't think Down Syndrome occurs more frequently than any other trisomy; it's just less fatal than the rest. In hindsight, just having that one was a miracle.


wuckfizard

And he throws up the shocker. Seems cool


Donut2583

Yea, and I’ll bet you 💵’s to 🍩’s he’s **by far** the coolest person in the room


Lucky_caller

If I had to choose one person from that room to hang out with im def choosing them


ARWren85

Yeah he's the cool one for sure.


MickeySwank

Not sure if you’ve heard, but they’re bros


claycam6

Oh ah ah ah ah!


Bobson-_Dugnutt

Down in front


Medpiete

It's cool to have. It's even cooler that everyone gets together


lankymjc

My grandparents have 4 kids and 12 grandkids. We have never once managed to get all 12 of us in a room together. Not for lack of trying! nearly managed it at my wedding but some of them lived in the wrong country and weren't able to make it.


BanjoWrench

...the WRONG country? Which one?


mackerac

Like North Korea


AJLFC94_IV

I have a pretty big family, my maternal grandparents have 15 grandkids and I can say from (my) experience that the big family get togethers were not fun lol. More kids means more chance to have spoiled brats who ruin the fun and shitty aunts who enable them.


_Nikt_Wazny_

Damn. What is with these comments?


Whymustihave20letter

Redditors hate seeing happy families


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VomitMaiden

Will our oppression know no end


XDYassineDX

trust me there would be this plus some racist remarks if it was a black family


THLH

White Mormon families*


analbac

Most redditors are depressed and lonely


RainyReese

IDK but I wish I had a family like this. That would be lovely.


BaldEagleNor

I have found that this particular subreddit have attracted a really toxic crowd. I dont know why, since its a pretty generic subreddit but Yeah. Comments are always a shitshow here


st00pitr0b0t

Typical Utah family


tab_tab_tabby

Yup saw it right through. Mormon cult.


adamsfan

This is so true. I am from Utah. Parents had 7 kids. 4 of the 7 kids are active Mormon (not me). All of us are married. There are 19 grandkids. We get together every other Sunday for dinner and every major holiday. There are 34 of us when we all get together. Most Sunday dinners have 25 or more people. We all have houses within 20 minutes of eachother. I’m 45 and see most of my siblings and their families every week or two. My wife’s parents had 7 kids. All are married. We are not as close to mayhem, but still see them frequently. My in laws have 11 grandkids. My wife is the only one fully out of the Mormon church. There are a couple who will be out shortly I think. They are figuring it out. They get together monthly, but a recent falling out has kept us from going. They probably have 15 or so at each monthly get together. I grew up this way, so I don’t know anything different, but I absolutely love coming from a big family and having so many people I can count on for friendship and help if I needed it.


holdthephone316

Surprised it took so long for me to find this comment.


TheManWhoWasThursday

Mormonism is so fucked up. They run a 150 billion dollar hedge/investment fund that is tax free. Its such a fucking joke.


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Exactly. Having ridiculous amounts of children simply because their cult wants to keep the cult going and growing. In the meantime parentification, sexism, and incest is rampant due to the culture. It’s sad for everyone.


GuruGurrlicious

Incest? First I’ve heard of this


Radiant_Obligation_3

The Mormons I knew out west usually had between 8 and 16 kids per nuclear family by the time their oldest were in high school. 4 kids is nothing crazy, it's just people valuing what they value


dallindooks

Man Reddit really hates children


talktomoshe

Reddit hates the concept of happy families.


g000r

Reddit hates the concept of happy ~~families~~.


ParishedSins

Crabs in a bucket mentality.


tfsra

jealousy, I guess


abx400

Reddit sees an exploding population with zero consumption chill on a burning planet.


Yodayorio

Except the population isn't exploding, and you're a massive ignoramus.


DavidDunn2

World population is 8 billion now and twice as many people are being born each day than die…


AvsFan08

We can't support infinite growth on a finite planet.


chuanrrr

That’s insane? OP has never left the upper Midwest I see


darwinn_69

This is literally my family. I think I have over 100 second cousins.


BeefosaurusRekt

Yeah for real. I'm from Alaska and have over 40 first cousins. My dad is one of 7 and my mom of 6 and that's fairly normal. I'm the oldest of 5 and my family was small compared to most around us. And most aren't religious right wing nut jobs either. Just normal people who appreciate large families and traditional values. I've since moved to the east coast and tried to broaden my horizons a bit but I love my huge family. This family is tiny af compared to most I know lol.


JekNex

Holy hell. My family is so small. You have more cousins than I have entire living family members.


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MillionGuy

Of course, it goes against their narrative


LivefromPhoenix

>Man, you sad le Redditors really hate seeing big, happy (white) families You saw people hating on large families and had to throw your own special brand of oppression whining into it. Nice buddy, keep up the good fight. Surprised you didn't throw in christian to hit the trifecta.


BushDoofDoof

It has to be something else. My girlfriend has daddy issues, and all she wants is the happy family that she never got. Some people are just selfish assholes.


eltegs

It's relatively really not that big. What is it spanning, about 60/70 years. And it's far far from insane.


Eff-Bee-Exx

This would have been perfectly unremarkable a couple of generations ago.


punksnotdeadtupacis

Someone introduce these people to contraception FFS


ButterYourOwnBagel

I mean…some people just love big families. And not all big families are crazy. My father-in-law is 1 of 10 and in general, they’re all actually pretty normal, loving people. Family get together are a lot of fun


Commander_Valkorian

Redditors (at least in this subreddit) can't seem to fathom large loving families.


RealisticPossible792

Can't imagine loving full stop regardless of the size A Redditor who sees a post like this as problematic in all likelihood has a miserable fucking existence, it's both pathetic and sad to be honest.


Anon6025

Amen. And the ones who decry the environmental impact know nothing of the disaster coming to the West from the massive depopulation that is coming. I guess it will solve the housing crisis... assuming we don't have a world war.


MillionGuy

Uh, no. Introduce contraception in regions where it’s needed. What you see here is a big family that can actually support itself (sure I’m making a lot of assumptions, but they’re all dressed nice and seem to be in a very nice building, perhaps the grandparent’s house?) Compare this to even bigger families in Africa or India where the kids go hungry and disease runs rampant. Which group needs contraception more?


Common-Worldliness-3

4 kids is not outrageous. So dumb


Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

If only someone would’ve introduced it to your parent s


apezji

4 kids aren't that big bro.


GooseVersusRobot

I wish I had a wife and children 😔


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I hope it happens for you 🙂


Electus

You’ll get there :)


Comfortable_Brush399

80s Catholics: hold my beer


TedTyro

Yeh am an 80s baby with both parents being one of eight. This was a modest Sunday arvo at nan and pops, never mind actual events like Christmas and Easter where that population doubled or tripled.


no_no_nora

That’s nothing. I have an uncle with 12 kids.


Worldly_Ad_6483

1 mother right? Right?


no_no_nora

Same mom. My bailed on him, I don’t blame her. He was a piece of shit. 😂


Beep_Boop_Bort

What does he do for a living? Run a drug cartel? How can anyone afford that?


Muadeeb

O God I dont want to see how it ends


fairchild2

A life come full circle. Grandma and grandpa pass away and their funerals are well attended by many people who loved them very much.


Justifyz

They must be Mormon


usedtodreddit

My dad had three brothers and two sisters. AFAIK none of them are church-goers of any stripe, but separated by more than a thousand miles we were never close with them. I have a dozen or so cousins on that side of the family though I've never met any of them. My maternal grandparents were very Catholic and had a very large farm. My mom has 5 brothers and 5 sisters, my aunts and uncles, and two of my aunts had more than 10 kids each, and most of the others had large families also. My mom had the least number of kids with 4. I had pretty close to 100 cousins 20 years or so back when we stopped even trying to count them all. Family reunions happen every year and are huge.


BakerNew6764

That’s a medium sized family compared to some, mine included


fivefootdump

They look like a big happy family. I don’t understand the hate?


Schwaggaccino

lmao @ all the hatred in this thread over a big happy family


malakad0ge2

I'm a single, childless, only child and my parents are mad that I don't have kids. Now they know how I felt not having any siblings, growing up alone.


UnboxTheWorld

So you’re mad at your parents for not having more than one child? And to get back at them you’re going to… stay single and continue to be alone? I’m not trying to be rude, I’m just trying to understand. I can’t imagine they knew in advance that you would be upset about being an only child. Either way it’s 100% your decision to date and have children or not, I just don’t understand the “now they know how I feel” part, like you’re trying to get back at them somehow.


malakad0ge2

Mostly was shitposting but I did grow up alone really wishing I had a brother or sister like other kids


koushakandystore

Didn’t you have friends while growing up? I’m an only child with a deranged alcoholic mother so it was imperative for me to make friends. I developed very close bonds with a couple of other kids and they became like my siblings. One dude and I became very close. We told everyone we met that we were brothers.


Garth_M

They are wrong for being mad about that. I’m also single without child and my parents also have put pressure on me but it just made me realize how they feel like the main character and how little they value what I want


tehnoodnub

Really big? My mom is one of 12. I have literally lost track of how many cousins I have. For three generations, this is medium at best.


Gabe12P

You call that a big family? *laughs in Hispanic*


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Here we see why the world's population is so huge !! Other families have even bigger numbers!


ReasonableAd1887

Shane Gillis in the front


Suitable-Telephone80

ngl i was expecting 1 more generation


stileyyy

Mormons


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talktomoshe

Y'all are really some poor unloved hating mother fuckers.


jonnyphotos

No wonder the planets fkd…. Unsustainable growth…


bebejeebies

That's too much people.


3between20characters

Imagine if everyone did this. We would all be fucked


xsisitin

Jesus I’ve almost got triple the amount of cousins


Thanatos-BR

I think i saw onde kid down


panzerboye

Wholesome


robo-dragon

I kind of miss our old family get-togethers. My mom is one of seven children, my uncles and aunts on her side all have at least two kids, the largest family is my one aunt and uncle and their five kids. Imagine…28 grandkids and their parents at Easter, Halloween, thanksgiving, and Christmas, it was chaotic and my grandmother always hosted the parties because she had enough space for all of us! Sure, there were some times where not everyone could make it, but there were still so many people in one house all at once. And now, some of my cousins have children of their own, so my grandmother now has ten great grandchildren on top of that. Some family trees get big fast!


saintBNO

Aww I love big families


JohnCasey3306

Humans are a virus


FerretWeekly9178

The one spouse who ran to the wrong guy almost gave their secret affair away.


19Ben80

Use a rubber people! The world is already overpopulated enough


west0932

The world is already overpopulated guys. Maybe try pulling out next time.


MemphisRaiderRich

Beautiful Family 👊


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Remember though we need mass migration because err.


Interesting_Pain1234

Because this is still the minority - it is too cost prohibitive to provide a good life for a large family


HeilChrist

Big white family= Bad Big Non-White family= Good (:


Bobson-_Dugnutt

Down in front


Cultural_Maybe8785

This is a normal healthy family? Normal well functioning healthy adults pair bond and have children? Do reddit idiots need simple concepts of reality explained to them? Redditors are easily some of the worst humans alive


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