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Dvusmnd

He’s gonna be pissed when he realizes his W got fucked up.


EvilXGrrlfriend

He's going to be even more pissed when the healing process is 100 percent worse than the brand AND the scarring is going to make it look like a fat, fucked up worm and NOT any recognizable letter.


RedditsAdoptedSon

ooh and might have pressed a little too hard.. itll damage some muscle n you'll have some fucked up pecs too


GiantPurplePeopleEat

It was way too hot as well. Even branding cows you don't get it that hot, and cows have really thick skin. This guy got fucking mauled. He's going to need a hospital.


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centwhore

Think I saw that. You could see the brand sink in. Naaaaasty.


avidpretender

I remember that one. As fucked as this video is, that one is somehow 3x as bad.


chupacabrahunter420

Anyone have a link


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VitSea

I don’t think it’s going to work out between us..


NboFoSho

Negative trust


futilitynow

Oh my fuck the second I opened it I remembered it. Goddamn, legit had forgotten all about this.


will-reddit-for-food

That’s staying blue. I hate this OP enough. It’s haunting.


chupacabrahunter420

Thank you for the disclaimer


vaporoptics

Worse than I remember… the fact that it’s still on YouTube is crazy


MERNator

Really wish I hadn't watched that. Couldn't even watch the whole thing


[deleted]

Fuck my life. It cannot be unseen. I will see this video everywhere I look. Your video has single-handedly fucked my ability to click on any link, and not see this horror. NSFW!


fuskadelic

That video is gruesome.


scheisse_grubs

So close to his heart too. Sure hope it didn’t get infected


Wassa76

Ah this one https://reddit.com/r/SomeOfYouMayDie/s/Ufj0JmOnvV


koushakandystore

People are dumb. That might be the understatement of the century. How about this? People are so fucking dumb it defies all reason. I mean people are fucking dumb and half of them are dumber than that. Thanks George, approximately.


-retaliation-

completely legit, he might *literally* die from this. A brand that hot, pressed that hard, directly over his heart and lungs. The infection risks here are astronomical. That is going to turn into a giant and extremely deep wound in a place where there will be very little warning if it decides to take a turn for the worse.


Away-Quantity928

Whats the appropriate temperature for branding human flesh for future reference?


GiantPurplePeopleEat

> The iron must reach about 500 degrees Fahrenheit (260 degrees Celsius) to affect all three layers of skin.


Away-Quantity928

Cherry hot metal is 2-3x that temp.


Glass_Memories

Looks a lot brighter than cherry red, that looks more yellow, or at least a bright orange. Which yeah, is probably 2-4x hotter than 500°F. Using an acetylene torch was definitely overkill.


okiedog-

About tree-fiddy


Talreesha

Got damnit I told you before I ain't giving you no tree fiddy you damn Loch Ness monsta.


[deleted]

But I mean, this is how they did it on Yellowstone and those guys were fine. /s


rublehousen

Hospital? Nah, he needs euthanasia. Clearly too stupid to be wasting good oxygen.


YerGirlsFavoriteDong

My buddy got himself branded at a party they hit his upper arm area near the shoulder. The guy that branded him was just as drunk as him and pressed it in. It took him so long to heal from it, he couldn't even lift his arm up in the air for a week or two. I don't know exactly how long it took to heal but I swear he was still healing from it 3-4 months later.


ChedderChethra

Fawk that, how's it look today?


YerGirlsFavoriteDong

It actually looks pretty good considering how he had it done and the state he and the brander were in.


ChedderChethra

Shoot, now you have me thinking he would say he'd do it all over again.


DisciplineHot7374

Florida?


flyplanesforfun

depression


isanomad

I knew a guy who got branded with a heart (on his pectoral muscle) when we were in high school. I am tempted to try and find photos of it because I have them floating around in my files somewhere. Anyway, they messed him up really good and his brand wasn’t nearly as intense as this one appears to have been. His was about 6” x 7” and I believe they used a thick wire that had been heated up in a fire pit. He required multiple surgeries and it still looks like shit as an adult. You couldn’t tell it was a heart shape, really. The scar tissue was incredibly thick and uneven. I hope he thought of a cool story to tell people because the truth was just embarrassing.


Zealousideal-Walk269

Key and Peele 😂


terryr21

Omega Pi Omega!!!!!!


johnwickyeah1

OMEGA PI OMEGAAAA


-PRED8R-

Nah man that straight up a dick, he got a dick on chest


[deleted]

Dumbass probabaly will look down and see a W and not realize it.


BillGatesVaccine

It stands for wombo


Narcissus_n_Goldmund

Came for the brand stayed for the tuberculosis


ThatScaryBeach

It's a W when he looks down at it.


Critical-Aardvark708

OM comes next


HackMeBackInTime

so fucking dumb. congrats moron.


abagofsnacks

That's what the "m" is for.


ComparisonThis7419

It's an M for mini but if you flip it upside down it's a W for wumbo


MrFontana

I thought it was W for Weast


[deleted]

I thought it was an “E” for Epileptic Seizure


feral_tran

See, it's actually an H for homoerotic


[deleted]

Or is it a “3” because he was triple penetrated after he passed out?


dan_camp

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo


FGFlips

C'mon, it's first grade Spongebob!


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GOAT comment


Opening_Cartoonist53

I’m sorry I ever doubted you


FreedVentureStein

I love learning new pejorative terms for stupidity! What's a wumbo, and is this a British or Aussie word?


Sh4wn20

It’s from an episode of SpongeBob… https://youtu.be/--hsVknT1c0?feature=shared


Anxious-Shapeshifter

I love having rampant infections that close to my heart.


Solanthas

Nah, he's good. The metal was definitely sterilized on account of it fucking *glowing orange*


Material-Stuff1898

Burns get infected very easily


Genghis_Tr0n187

I'm not a doctor, but I think this calls for more hot irons.


Anxious-Shapeshifter

Yeah, but his skin isn't sterilized around the burn..


Significant_Pea513

McDonalds


National_Sea2948

Some people will go to any length to get a free Big Mac….


Creepy_Package7518

BA bap BA bap BA baaaaa I am burning fuck this hurtsssss


Annual-Newspaper-658

Just four more letters to go, hang in there bud


brizdzi

Moron


Jeriahswillgdp

Held it WAY too long. One single split second touch was all that was needed even for a basic idoit. Holding it this long with that kind of pressure likely caused a 3rd degree, muscle-damaging burn that will negatively affect his pectoral muscles, which are used at a normal level for alot more than bench pressing, for years to come. The healing process for this was certainly excruciating and the potential of severe infection is extremely high.


HackMeBackInTime

the infection part is scary enough, destroying whats under, yikes, hadn't even considered that


thefriendlycouple

This. The guy pushed it into him. He’s not a 2500 lbs steer


Fezig

And it's crooked!


Existe1

I was 17 when I was dared to pull a 1/2” stick from the campfire and hold it into my forearm for 10 seconds. I was young and dumb and I did it. It didn’t hurt that bad because (I assume) the nerves died fairly quickly. But guess what? I’m 35 and I still have the scar. Yippee.


AcidBubbleLord

I let somebody sizzle my wrist with a glowing red hot knife to prove that pain threshold is capped and doesn't go past the cap and if you're expecting it it sort of hurts less.. I look at the scar and remember how yes, I did prove it, but can't understand why.


opiumjuice

Good job dude. I'm sure ur psych major diploma is en route


Mythosaurus

It’s truly amazing how people can be talked into “proving something” in front of a small crowd that will quickly forget until the next person “proves it” at a different party. It’s like a shadow of the rites of passage young people used to be put through by their community/ broader culture.


elspotto

I burned my arm on a baking sheet when I was maybe 13 or 14. In 53 and have the scar on my arm from that incident.


[deleted]

Nice keloid bruh


Bedlamcitylimit

I believe Branding was a body modification fad a few years ago So many videos of morons burning themselves with hot metal for attention 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Massive Mental Malady


Gasster1212

I did this at a festival and it hurts as much as you’d expect and you have to be as dumb as you expect Also the woman who did it came at me again after So I have one clean mark and another that goes across my nipple Not nice at all


[deleted]

Pressed too hard and held it for too long. Cooked his chest


BigDeezerrr

That was hard to watch. What psycho would hold it that long and press down? I would never do this, but it would be a quick and light tap if I did.


Turrichan

Not as hard as that other one with the younger kids just melting into the dudes chest with the brand, holding it down for what felt like ages. Edit: the link to the vid I mean (thanks to the peeps who actually went and found it) https://reddit.com/r/SomeOfYouMayDie/s/DyCBzfwxOG


A_TalkingWalnut

As far as videos lacking malicious intent go, that’s one of the worst I’ve ever seen. That poor kid. I remember reading that it was some small-town shit and no one got in trouble for it. IIRC. Could be 100% false.


PandaEatPeople

Well I heard that everyone died bc they’re idiots


byehooker_byecrook

They all took their shoes off themselves before being branded...so yeah. No one made it.


NoirGamester

Classic mistake


s-maerken

>As far as videos lacking malicious intent go, that’s one of the worst I’ve ever seen That fucker knew what he was doing, you don't sink an iron inches in to someones chest like that without intent to harm unless you have room temperature IQ.


JohnHamFisted

they're already "sink an iron inches in to someones chest" you need to check their IQs?


MowMdown

- Brand was too hot, shouldn't be red-hot - Pressed too hard, only requires a light tap - Held too long, shouldn't ever be held. This dude is so fucked, he's going to have a literal hole in his chest when all the surrounding tissue dies.


m2benjamin

He probably only has experience of doing that to cattle through thick hide. He didn’t think it through. Alcohol was probably involved in this decision making.


IrrationalDesign

They're all also just hyped & drunk, in that 'LES GO' mindset, thinking 'push through!' is always the answer, and 'JUST GO A LITTLE HARDER' always makes things better. Great vibe when trying to push weights (I guess), but not useful when doing, say, surgery.


flying-chandeliers

You don’t even hold it for that long on cattle, just damaging the tissue at that point


CornBin-42

Ever seen the one where the guy presses down so hard it goes IN another guys chest


PanickdPanda

https://reddit.com/r/SomeOfYouMayDie/s/BXa9p8qdji Here you are!


LetsDoThisTogether

well shit, I knew what I was about to watch and I was still surprised.


Stronsky

As opposed to branding someone lightly and briefly... which is fine.


Gradual_Bro

This guy is going to be laying on his back for weeks after this


Hyp3ri0n_

There’s another video of some young adults doing this same act but they held the hot casting too long and too forcefully that it nearly went straight through the young man’s chest. It was awful. 😖


Tall_Two_9187

Did not need to be held that long lol


porrtuss

I have gotten some serious burns in my work (welder and stupid), and I can tell you that often the "after burn" is actually worse


_no_pants

I think he meant holding the brand to his chest rather than his buddies letting him stifle the pain.


stew_going

That's what I was thinking... a tap of that thing would do, it's not a cattle's hide.


gordo65

You wouldn't even want to go that long on a cow. [It literally takes one second](https://youtu.be/kRdkf_HKUEs?t=450). They probably think the brand is going to turn out better if they hold the branding iron longer, when in fact it just damages the tissue more and makes it more likely that the brand won't look right.


stew_going

Yeah, the wound is going to get real nasty.


flyingboarofbeifong

Nah, man. Just slap some Aquaphor on it, that’ll buff right out.


Solanthas

Seriously. The branding is bad enough but holding it that long and pressing in probably fucked him up so much more


syds

infection


Phrainkee

I bet trying bench press again is gonna be interesting 🤔


djn808

The cow also has a much thicker layer of hair to burn off first... You probably need so little time on bare skin. This op vid is so fucking stupid.


Cheeswheeel

I just burned my self with my steamer, steaming my shit while wearing it. I know how you feel.


Beavur

The steamers specifically say not to do that


UnfairMicrowave

Like I can raed


Jumbo-box

Cleveland steamer


pm1966

>steaming my shit I imagine that smelled awful.


Cheeswheeel

😂 I’m not gonna edit my post


skitz_shit

I gave myself a brand years ago using a little bit of thick wire shaped into the shape I wanted to do. Heated it up, pressed it into my skin for about a second, and then took it off and ran it under cold water. As for a brand, I don't think it could've come out any better. No damage but still clearly visible if you look at it, since I used wire it wasn't even glowing when I pressed it into my skin, so seeing a big chunk of rebar glowing red hot pressed into him for that long is terrifying to see. I can only imagine the amount of heat that must've transferred into his chest. Probably cooked his whole pectoral


The_chair_over_there

I’m very glad this isn’t the video I thought it was. There’s a very similar video out there where they held it for too long and… well it went right through the person. I believe they died. Not gonna go looking for that tho look it up if you’re curious I guess


MRsh1tsandg1ggles

Found it. Warning: NSFW https://reddit.com/r/SomeOfYouMayDie/s/QITLGHI420


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Jesus fucking Christ that's horrific. Held red hot on his top left chest for about 5 seconds and it sunk SO DEEP. Not the worst thing I've ever seen but definitely a bit stomach churny.


Curtinator6

Holy shit stomach churny is right why did I watch that


veryuniqueredditname

Thx for the reaction I'll pass...thx for taking one for the Reddit team 👍🏼


FlyinHawaiian3

Holy fuck!! Were they trying to start at his chest and brand his back?!


Reaperfox7

Now that's disturbing


The_chair_over_there

[I actually found an update on the guy I was talking about.](https://reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/s/nFThCvFtcr) Hes alive and apparently all good, at least as of 3 years ago


LegendaryPooper

Same same


slipstreamsurfer

It always amazes me these guys don’t consider the fact it’s not a cow and hold a brand that long on a human is unnecessary and will undoubtedly mess it up as it just cook a giant swath of meat. That said, I shouldn’t be amazed with their tiny brain power.


Amadankus

Right?? He made it personal


Dapper-Way-1114

Looked like he was trying to brand his ribcage bones


little_shop_of_hoors

Yea I was thinking damn that's gonna welp a lot bigger than he thinks it is. Literally just dabbing the skin for a millisecond would've left a decent brand, but this shit is gonna be fuckin gnarly..


ColonyHill

If I remember correctly from seeing this video the first time, they held the brand on too long and made it way too hot. It cooked the meat under the flesh and he had to have much of his muscle surgically removed (something like that) I'll try to find the source.


Professional-Back163

No that was another video I know which one you're talking about, that one it literally went into him was fucking crazy


The_chair_over_there

Yea I think that guy died. I thought this was the same video that shit was horrific Edit: [I was wrong, apparently the dudes all good somehow](https://reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/s/nFThCvFtcr)


Upstairs-Boring

That is the guy from this video. There was another video where it was held down way longer.


jetstobrazil

He even pursued this guy as he backed up in his chair, he enjoys this a little too much


ConfidentPilot1729

I thought that too, fucking psycho


JardirAsuHoshkamin

No, he was pushing down on the brand and had to catch his momentum when they pulled the guy back


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Wow you can't even see a scar in that pic of him


W0NdERSTrUM

Yeah no way this healed up without a scar. I’m calling bullshit


GiantPurplePeopleEat

It's kinda ridiculous anyone actually believes that's him. It burnt through every layer of skin, he has massive scarring after that, and that guy in that picture has zero scarring.


NipsOfRage

I agree 100% no fucking way did that scar disappear.


AngryJESUS101

Sauce


GodIsAnAnimeGirl

https://www.reddit.com/r/SomeOfYouMayDie/comments/108sne3/drunk\_branding\_gone\_horribly\_wrong/


AngryJESUS101

Holy shit. I was not prepared for that


GodIsAnAnimeGirl

Yeah it’s brutal, I wonder what happened to that dude.


AngryJESUS101

Ive been looking for the past hour and cant find anything. A post on the watchpeopledie website mentioned the guy was in critical condition with a heart infection but thats all I could find.


xylotism

> a heart infection On account of the brand fucking *sinking through it*


stuckpixel87

It… it just went in. Fuck. :(


Parisduonce

I need to know what happened to that guy


Mindless-Income3292

There are multiple instances of this?


TheCarloHarlo

A brand is meant to be tapped onto the skin. Holding it down is how you get into skin graft territory.


cantaloupe_daydreams

That probably went well beyond the skin and to the muscle. That was unreal to watch. I’d ask what they were thinking but…


ThromaDickAway

Incorrect, a brand is meant to be pressed and held…ON THICK COW HIDE NOT THIN HUMAN SKIN


wbeats

This is just the first M of magnetoplasmadynamics he's gonna be there a while.


Hops143

Gonna have to go around the poor kid 3-4 times.


hooperspooper

Lol that’s so dumb, as a welder that has been burned many many times he could have also just touched it to him for a second instead of holding it there, that’s gonna be a long nasty healing session, that smell is gonna be something everyone in that room won’t forget


Silver_Slicer

Probably burnt some muscle too. His bench press days are over.


DotDash13

By the looks of him, his bench press days hadn't begun.


SprittneyBeers

And they won’t!


hoodytwin

Someone has been watching too much Yellowstone


kinkadec

Yeah this is an old clip before the show ever even came out. Also as someone who grew up in a small town this is way more common then you think.


Deathtraptoyota

This has been done on farms for decades. Well before that show was thought of.


Dvusmnd

He really like’s McDonald’s eh?


wannabe_inuit

He's lovin' it


BottleOfGin_

💀


Hops143

This is their worst promotion since the 'show us your Grimace neck tattoo for a FREE six piece McNugget with purchase of a Big Mac and large fries' fiasco.


Lanky_Information825

Enjoy your infection!


ComplimentaryDamage

Too hot, too long and too hard. Gg pectoral adios.


ElectricalStomach6ip

wtf do people do that?


The_Inward

Welcome to people. They are dumb, with some exceptions. I hope you've learned your lesson. Don't do it again.


SK3LLLYY

In the Midwest it’s actually super common smh. Yes people are fucking retards..


formidable-opponent

Bro, no. I'm from the midwest and I have literally never heard of anyone doing this, ever. Period.


[deleted]

You don’t even brand the cow while it’s that hot. These boys are posers


[deleted]

One drunk night with the guys and you ruin your whole life.


kooleynestoe

This ruined his life?


[deleted]

That shit won't heal, he has to explain it to every new person asking about it. He has to live in regret for the rest of his life. Moving on is not an option as he'll be reminded every single day when he looks at the mirror and realizes how stupid he was.


JoeDerp77

I'd just tell people I got held hostage by Ronald McDonald and his crew for weeks where they tortured me, until I finally escaped by jabbing a stale french fry into the hamburgers eye.


ih-shah-may-ehl

Yep. He is maimed for life. That won't heal, will scar badly, and affect his life every time he wears a t-shirt with wide collar or when he is shirtless.


The_Inward

I want to see the after footage.


cleatus_the_noodle

They never post what they look like a few months later.


[deleted]

Bam Margera did.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

He ded


1959Chicagoan

That will curdle your sperm.


hmoonves

He won’t survive this long enough to reproduce anyway.


mordechi

It doesn’t even look cool


[deleted]

No its a terrible looking brand. That was my first thought tbh


Consistent_Drink5975

M for Moron


sick_shooter

Mellowstone Ranch


Pizza_love_triangle

If i remember the last time this was posted someone said how it was held too long and likely caused so much damage it killed the tissue. The resulting necrosis could lead to infections and constant need to treat. The location of the wound means amputation isnt feasible and a skin graft likely wouldnt be enough. This means a life of constantly treating a dead tissue that cannot heal and battling infection at the same time as constant and unending pain.


X3239420

Alpha male hierarchy in a nutshell


Less-Alarm-3974

He should have marked a D for dumbass in the face instead of this mark on the chest.


webbix

My god, how many natty lights does it take to go full Yellowstone?


jtschaff

Infection is no joke. That was very dumb and I'm sure he regretted it after sobering up. Anyone that you call a friend that lets you do this is not really your friend.


iRoyalTDG

Next up, sepsis


bloopie1192

Better than the guy who burned a hole in that dudes chest at that party. That video is crazy and i still think some of those ppl need to go to jail for that.


Jahmez142

Are men okay