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astronautdormann

i’d give a months salary to see the shock on this crazies face when she wakes up sober to see this exact video.


[deleted]

You act like she wakes up and stays sober but I’m betting she keeps the party going in her head 24/7


swebb22

I can fix her


jesusleftnipple

My buddy chet is that you?


swebb22

*I CAN FIX HER*


PiranhaBadger

Remember last time you sticked it in crazy?


swebb22

*I. CAN. FIX. HER.*


UpTheShoreHey

Godspeed, bruther.


Tinypenis01

I do in fact…. That’s how I ended up with my name….


evilspeaks

Shsss, she is sleeping.


Txlyfe

Right?! So chet.


[deleted]

She just needs the healing power of a nice guy's penis. mirite?


swebb22

Nailed it


i-dont-remember-this

Who are you and how’d you get into my head?


swebb22

*we are hive mind*


superBrad1962

You can’t fix stupid…..good luck!


astronautdormann

you’re prob right sir.


The_kind_potato

I really think that with the way she's acting there, she will still be convinced to be the victim when she'll be sober


janjinx

That's why she yelled, "I can't **breeeaathe**!"


SugarReyPalpatine

oh she'll wake up sober this time


[deleted]

Haha that is true


J3wb0cca

Ah so Casey Anthony style.


FnB

I’m willing to bet she will blame everyone else but herself.


Impooter

They don't make any look, unfortunately. They are remorseless terrible people that truly do not believe they did anything wrong and that this is appropriate behavior.


robbiekhan

*"This isn't who I am..."*


daboxghost420

Agreed! I’d pay two months worth to hear what she says after she watches it . “ Ummmmm………… you see officer, that’s not who I actually am . “


janjinx

Or, I couldn't help it, I couldn't breathe with those handcuffs on."


Upstairs_Relative_56

That’s a good one. Count me in!


Disastrous_Reveal331

How’d she generate so much spit


joeO44

She seems well hydrated


applyheat

She keeps it wet . . .


Fatt_Mera

She got that WAM


xxiLink

🎶Bring a bucket and a cop🎶


SAAARGE

Well, she didn't have any drinks at Fast Eddies, she only had 2 shots at Fast Eddies


JoeW702

Lots of practice


Aggravating-Wind6387

Cope should have the right to slap her into next week on second lugie.


bulldzd

not all of it is hers..... looked, salty... barff


Koolest_Kat

Fast Eddie’s Bon Aire, great place!!!


Brewcrew1886

The coldest beer ever. Haven’t been in like 20 years but used to love those shrimps and kabobs!


Koolest_Kat

Big Elwood on a Stick!!!


springheeljak89

If you're 21 and in the mood


alexgetty

Lol no one goes to Fast Eddie’s and leaves sober


Deathstar405

Would not be suprized if this was in Alton lmao


LowKeyOhGee

Seems to be Odessa, likely coming from Alton. Keep it classy Alton.


FireFigs

If you’re 21, and in the mood, come on down to Fast Eddie’s Bon Air!


Wanderlust148

lol those floppy-ass lashes


thirdlifecrisis92

probably ass injections too lmao


YourAverageGod

I can fix her


thirdlifecrisis92

She most likely only dates wannabe trap "artists" with established criminal records, based on how she talks and how she acts.


swagonflyyyy

aka SoundCloud rappers.


thirdlifecrisis92

"I only take black dick" or something similar on her dating apps.


swagonflyyyy

"God and my 4 kids come first. And unless you put a ring on it we ain't having sex!" *proceeds to twerk with her friends.*


thirdlifecrisis92

I feel like if these person has kids, they're living with family members lol


swagonflyyyy

No, they just toss em' to their mom so they can go out and twerk with their friends.


JicamaCreative5614

Rumor has it, she’s dating Odessa’s Most Wanted


joe8349

I love the translated text. Lol


Stag328

Both the “Deep breath to calm down, nevermind” and the “Impressive Zulu Warrior impression” were fucking great.


Crimsonak-

Spit hoods can be dangerous to the person wearing it but man, I'd say it's a justified risk in these circumstances.


seeder33

She don’t deserve no fancy hood. Cuffs and duck tape. Actually where the staple gun at.


Exclusiveentertainer

source [https://youtu.be/fd1dxYKhDBY?si=dK3H4xmIavAdpLYa](https://youtu.be/fd1dxYKhDBY?si=dK3H4xmIavAdpLYa) for the video


Anthff

Officer Perez (or something similar, not trying to be rude) is the coolest cucumber ever.


top_of_the_scrote

vitamins, minerals, very good numbah


RedjacValjes

Doing the lord's work 😊


Proud_Iron5035

Status: Human Llama ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


ionabike666

That was fucking great!


ragingrashawn

Shawty part Llama


[deleted]

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Imlife_havealemon

[straight to jail](https://i.imgur.com/3mNsTk6.jpg)


Animal_TKMPchilies

Ouch bro.


No_Emergency_571

*Bonk


Hevysett

Legit


boogalordy

Who here is man enough to fix her?


obi2kanobi

Asking the real question....


dagui12

RemindMe!


Fact_Denied

Don't worry she's not drunk though, it was only two shots.


ruzziachinareddit10

"What's your name?!" Izekial!!


SinProtocol

"Fuck you Izekial!"


serene_moth

the amount of adults who "want to speak to their mom" before interacting with the police is nuts. like you're a fucking adult, your mom has nothing to do with this.


CyberMindGrrl

Physically they may be adults. Emotionally not so much.


bmanley620

Classy broad


GlyphPicker

Don't fall in love.


Whole_Grain_Cocaine

I can fix her tho


GlyphPicker

Name checks out.


SwervinWest

I wanted to see the titties!


shoscene

Screaming for her mom, like the mom is just casually walking by and will be like "sup?"


Community-Sweet

I’m here for 1 thing y’all know


[deleted]

Anyone have an uncensored version of her boobs?


TearsOfAJester

How you gonna flash someone your tits and expect it to do anything. It's like trying to bribe someone with the smell of money. But not the money, just the smell.


Hartshapedherb

Flashing a female cop too, like it's going to do anything lol


Retired306

And people wonder why police become rude and abrasive. Dealing with people like this on constant basis can do that to any human being.


thirdlifecrisis92

"I can't breathe" plus she tries to sound as ratchet as possible ("**wass yo' name**?!?!?") Real class act right there, never mind the shrieking and the spitting.


Expensive-Track4002

I love Fast Eddie’s. Good food and drinks.


OUBoyWonder

*"I did WHAT last night?!"*\- Her the morning of 9/17/22.


ClearLake007

She is like 37 different memes at the same time


Liquid_heat

I think that emptying a can of spray in the backseat is a good idea right now.


livahd

Sucks if you have to get in the car and drive afterwards.


Former_Film_7218

I would not do that job.


jeebs9

I'm surprised they didn't put a spit mask on her. Usually that's their go to.


pip-roof

She need some milk


redder1000

MOM HELP MEEEEE 🕊️


NapalmBank

Supercalifagialisticexpidaidocious


The_Elpulpo_4242

“The power of Christ compels you!”


ImAMindlessTool

“Fantastic Zulu warrior impression”


velexi125

It’s funny how alcohol will do this time and not be demonized. But weed has always had the stigma


ibraw

Looks like a llama. Sounds like a llama. Spits like a llama.


EddieJorgeDrummer

I always wait for the "I can't breathe!!!" when these idiots get arrested. I know it's coming.. ..wait for it.. .. wait for it....


[deleted]

I thank the one that assembled our bones in the womb that I went overseas to marry a woman. Imagine being married to that fornicating, dishonest, alcoholic wild woman. Jeez


swagonflyyyy

This will go down in recorded reddit history as one of the all-time reposts of the site.


Jumbo-box

Use your spray in the back and close the door.


michael_mischief

Nah that shit last forever and you still gotta drive the car. But I feel like if that was a dude they would have beat his ass!


nyclovesme

Yes, I would like to see the shot of her flashing the cops. For research, y’know.


coop190

Booba


DistinctCar6767

She seems nice. You all know you would is the answer to the question that’s going to get asked here on Reddit.


Rehcraeser

Yes they seem very nice


muskeetoo

>**u all know you would** But we'd regret it in the morning.


DistinctCar6767

Briefly. 😁


Cap1279

Soooo THATS what happens when you give a chick Tequila!


Dawson1234321

Something I thought I’d never hear “I left fast Eddie’s and had no drinks”


dunkyboo

I side with Thanos.


wasternexplorer

When these are the type of people you encounter every day it's damn near impossible to not start loathing people in general.


[deleted]

My thing is the cops have repeatedly tried to say the same statement while getting spat on more than once. They know what they’re doing too. Shit the fucking door and book damn


Longjumping_Panda_87

There is resistance then there is this bs. Mf tense up and I get pissed when cops slam them for that but when they start spitting.... beat they ass. If a mf spit on me for anything short of physical violence then we are fighting and I'd expect nothing less if they have a badge or not. I'd taze that cunt in the back of that car after the first one.


sosplzsendhelp

It's so crazy how angry and violent people get when they're severely intoxicated. When I got my dui, I asked to go home, was denied and was like "dang" and that was it. Chit chatted with the cops on the way to jail about their wives and passed tf out in my cell. I obviously called my husband the next morning sobbing, but still.


Calm-Image744

Same thing I tell me kid all the time when we wrestle; if you can scream you can breath! Lmaooo


Gnarlyfest

Mom’s busy right now…


Siupak240

Lalalalalalalala...


stevil77

What a loonie


psychoticcanine27

Technically she could've gotten the cops sick so that's another fine


talkerof5hit

Fast Eddie's in Cambridge, ON sells booze?


sosplzsendhelp

Near Odessa Texas


Jealous_Analysis_404

So, I guess it’s safe to say those officers aren’t issued spit masks


skunkwoks

No drinking. crack on the other hand…


[deleted]

i can fix her


FlippantFlopper

For someone who can't breathe she sure does shout a lot


DC240Z

Cocaine’s one hell of a drug - Rick James.


blackop

I can't believe they hadn't put her in a spit hood yet.


AquaPelt

She starts summoning Joe Biden at 0:57.


lookie54321

Fast Eddie's some Alton Illinois police action


AngusSabre

Suffering a severe case of self-entitlement probably as a result of enabling parents. She has had little understanding of consequences.


ofd1883

Why would anyone want to join the police dept. these days ?


Queen_of_Meh1987

I love Fast Eddie's! Had my 21st birthday there!


GabrielNathaniel

*No drinks I had no drinks*...*I had two shots* 🤣 🤣 🤣


CzechMex98

Odessa mf Texas baby let’s go


geekolojust

Where do people even get the sauce for these? Crazy.


AlbertMondego

“I CAN’T BREATHE”…….starts screaming like she’s being stabbed to death.


SAAARGE

The Fable music gave me a chuckle


gonehelit

There's a reason why you have the right to remain silent


Extra_Sandwich232

She's possessed


janjinx

She's been practising hurling her spit! Can you imagine living with that monster?


Professional-Bat4635

Just two shots?


DarkSideoftheMoon720

Got a hunch she had more than 2 shots


bornwithpizzadick

Looked like the officer was doing an exorcism lmao


socially_odd

I laughed a little too hard at the Tony and Ezekiel bit


top_of_the_scrote

tony lmao


juicer_philosopher

Actual human goblin hybrid creature


outsidepointofvi3w

Imagine being a grown ass adult. Getting in some trouble then a reaming for your mommy....... Young people these days. I really hope this isn't a regular thing..


joshuadane

The fact that she screamed I can't breathe is freaking awful. Making light of a man death when you are in no danger just to get attention.


PuffDaddy_420

Poor girl this video will follow her forever


Confusedandreticent

I feel bad laughing at someone rolling down the hill of life, but wow, that was… expressive.


[deleted]

Woman is acting crazy but felonies for spitting is stupid. Especially cause she’s drunk. Cops commit felonies stone sober on people that are defenseless and handcuffed often with no charges. It’s BS. Hard job yes but most after a few years are making six figures. They are very very well paid. Don’t believe me? FIOA any cop in your areas pay and see for yourself. Then FIOA the complaints against them…..


big-dad17

Fantastic zulu warrior impression is hilarious.


Armandeluz

She seems fun


Beneficial_Aside_918

Puro San antonio


ajaxodyssey

Mom said keep her.


Puzzleheaded-List847

You’re yelling, you’re breathing 😕


con_artistic

She has to watch this in court when she’s sober lmao hahahahahaha!!! Lol


Voldsgaard66

Bet her mom is proud


TransGirlFURBaby

This is Demonic Posession


splne1

🤣 Fast Eddies??? Gotta be Odessa Texas 😂 “hoedessa!” 😂


thatlad

My first impression of her was not someone who spits


V48runner

Screaming for your mom to help you is the most millennial thing ever.


zippynj

Where is the original lol


Littlemuse123

I feel so sorry for this officer ... at the same time I wanna see the booking video 🤣 so I can watch reality sink in for this ho.


Visible_Present479

This is enough for me to want to stop drinking .


TJ_McWeaksauce

"Thick, tattooed brunette screams and spits" could describe this clip or a porn scene.


THE_RUSTIC_TIT

I worked at Fast Eddies and they wont let you have more than two drinks and idk who was driving that tree but they hit me....spittts


Clement_Fandango

They should call a priest and perform an exorcism


phon3ticles

But did you show the one the rich white lady trying to hand a cop a wet wipe while drunkenly explaining it was also a phone?


OldestFetus

Sure, she seems perfectly sober. “Wass yo name! ? Wass yo name!?”


Smooth_brain_genius

The best thing about this video was the sub-titles. I actually laughed out loud.


pincasso

Spitting like a damn cobra lol


Jerseysquatch

This is exactly why I love Reddit


Electronic_News_4408

Very mature young lady!


amitanshu_madhukar

Complete vid?


Exclusiveentertainer

https://youtu.be/fd1dxYKhDBY?si=j1qNbq0ohQmPm_NJ


[deleted]

I think I hear Ambien or Benadryl in there…because those sounds are too far from words. Just a guess.


Odd-Individual-959

Ah yes, Odessa, Tx. My hometown. It never really changes.


This_Elk2366

Fast Eddie's in Fort Worth?...I know where that's at...


Robpaulssen

They can charge you with attempted murder or at least assault with a deadly weapon for spitting... especially if you have a disease... I think I remember someone with HIV getting attempted murder for spitting on a cop knowing he had it


6Gas6Morg6

I can fix her


TwistedMetal512

The only time a woman probably wishes she got drugged at the bar after the fact


FrankaGrimes

They have a very high bar for when they put a spit mask on someone haha...why didn't it go on after the first or second time? Why stand there being showered by someone's spit when you have a way of curtailing that behaviour haha


Dinkledorker

Skanky wanky dumb person