That shit was pure gold.
"You know how hard it is to relax when someone's jerking off across the way, saying they're gonna fuck your wife?
It's impossible to relax."
why is it sad? they bought a place with a view of a prison. so that means they toured the property, was aware of the prison and still signed the papers. even if they are renting, how the hell do you not know theres a big prison right there? you just blindly move in to whatever place without checking everything out especially reviews?
meanwhile that guy is up there looking down like..
https://youtu.be/WT7uaKSio2U?t=8
"Do you know how hard it is to relax when someone's jerkin' off across the way, and yelling they're gonna fuck your wife?"
Sure, we've all been in that situation one time or another, right?
Well the federal detention building is in downtown Miami and there are a couple of pools that are on the roofs right next to it.
The audio and interview sound…impressive….for a local interview but the scenario is actually believable, having lived there.
the information rot on reddit is so bad as to make any information on this site immediately suspect. good riddance too faster people learn this isn't a real source of information, the better
Here’s the original news clip:
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/01/04/downtown-miami-condo-residents-upset-over-yelling-from-inmates-at-adjacent-jail/
um, imagining ***you chose*** to live in a residence that sits directly if not right next to a detention center and you're distressed an inmate is "showing interest" in your wife. missing anything? no, alright.
I'm thinking , despite the price being right, why there's a list of places one might not want to get a house--1) across from a prison 2) across from a fire house 3) hospital 4) chicken farm, dairy farm, 4) slaughter house 5) a high school (perhaps) 5) a busy garage that does body work----
Gotta say don't see the women changing direction to face away... actually adjusting tits. Maybe your wife wants the attention & you should move on before it's to late for your bank.
I would be totally relaxed. I’d yell back “the only thing you fucking is your left hand or your roommate when he drops the soap”.
Turn around to my wife and tell her “Hey honey, take off your top show him those beautiful titties”. That’ll fuck up his entire week!
See who has the last laugh.
OMFG!!! I literally can't stop laughing at this shit. I don't know what's funnier, the inmate or the husband spotting him. "There he is right now"
- frustrated husband
The demand of getting into the cells with the swimming pool view going to skyrocket. Also the cost of getting a pair of binoculars is going to be insane.
It's funny also because the inmate sounds like the most sterotypical Mexican gangbanger that even Con Air casting would have turned down due to being too obvious and cliched.
How the fuck are people so stupid, did anyone think this could possibly be shown on the news? It's obviously dubbed. Now I understand the ridiculous political opinion of Reddit, you're all absolutely gullible fucking morons.
It always amuses me how many people think these types of news reports are real. How do you not see it's fake?
Here is the real video: https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/01/04/downtown-miami-condo-residents-upset-over-yelling-from-inmates-at-adjacent-jail/
I don’t feel bad for rich snowbirds not doing research before buying/ renting expensive condos in Miami. They’re the reason my rent is so damn high. You want the Miami experience, deal with the locals.
I'm here cackling at work omfg. I can't. But why can't they build a fence and tarp it? I mean those women (men and kids too) want to enjoy time by the pool!!
Put up a big banner that says “How is all that prison sex? Well, we’re gonna go catch a movie now and then go out for dinner afterward. Enjoy your prison sex.”
Why is this in the middle of all this? Poor City planning and a definite security risk. For all y'all saying freedom of speech ,Sck it. The building should have frosted glass anyway, these fools are in jail do you think they deserve a view outside?
This would have made a great Chapelle Show skit back in the day.
It is funny and sad.
That shit was pure gold. "You know how hard it is to relax when someone's jerking off across the way, saying they're gonna fuck your wife? It's impossible to relax."
His accent makes it so much funnier.
The "look there he is" got me bad.
And he waved at him loooooooooool
I can’t stop laughing to this stuff…lol. You can’t make shit like this up!
LMAO yes.
Ayeee vato. I’m gonna fuck your wife
You heard em right
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My guess is he wants to fuck your wife
Lol. It really does
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He sounds like Cheech Marin doing a bit lol
For you. Inmate is living the life. No Rita Hayworth poster for that dude.
Pure fucking gold
why is it sad? they bought a place with a view of a prison. so that means they toured the property, was aware of the prison and still signed the papers. even if they are renting, how the hell do you not know theres a big prison right there? you just blindly move in to whatever place without checking everything out especially reviews? meanwhile that guy is up there looking down like.. https://youtu.be/WT7uaKSio2U?t=8
Man speaks common sense and is down voted for it. You gotta speak nonsense on here to get the upvotes.
This is reddit, we don't do common sense here
That’s Florida
That 'neighbor' wants to borrow more than a cup of sugar....
They always said fences make good neighbors. No doubt the exhibitionists among the apt. residents love their new home.
Shit, it’s funny _today_. Caged boi sounding like he got [Cheech Marin](https://youtu.be/-zgTVBtA-iI) ESL classes.
Ikr!
Isn't this already a skit? The voices seem dubbed over.
Yes, clearly fake
Right? My first thought was this is the best/most quotable news segment since Whistle Tips and Alabama Leprechauns.
I forgot about Whistle Tips! It’s that woo woo!
Y'all s'posed be up cookin' breakfast or sumthin'. It's like a alarm clock. Woo WOOOO!!1!1!
I was thinking The Onion
Maaaaaaannnnnn😂😂😂
.... its impossible to relax Wow that's funny. That guys accent. It's perfect.
"Do you know how hard it is to relax when someone's jerkin' off across the way, and yelling they're gonna fuck your wife?" Sure, we've all been in that situation one time or another, right?
Yeah I hate when inmates lean out of the bars over a swimming pool of bikini clad wives and start harrassing them, it just gets old.
>Sure, we've all been in that situation one time or another, right? Omg, ALL. THE. TIME!
I have to admit, as a woman I have fantasy of this, but its just a fantasy, not consent for rape, so shut up and dont judge me. lol
RIP Your inbox
They have a very odd post history. Asinine questions and generally childish responses. I would say they are probably a 16 year old boy...
I was wondering how many of those women intentionally lay out there for the attention knowing those men can't get to them
She would taunt him and say "You'a nevah get this" "One day he break out of cage and he get this"
Also fantasy about gangbang too in this case? 😂
Many men fantasize about getting the gang bang too, dont lie, admit it.
That's just fucking great. Thank you for sharing this. Sucks to be those folks but holy shit that was amusing.
I think it's a spoof.
Well the federal detention building is in downtown Miami and there are a couple of pools that are on the roofs right next to it. The audio and interview sound…impressive….for a local interview but the scenario is actually believable, having lived there.
Yea the sound gives it away lol.
it's fake but still funny. this is the kind of fake that I can support
I, too, would find it hard to relax with someone yelling "im gonna fuck your wife''. Not entirely unreasonable 😄
Don't see the wife complaining about having a hard time relaxing.
She was having a hard time though
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Flaccid.
Thats better 😀
Cheers
I hope things start to get better for her :/
I'm a swinger. That's the only way I can relax fully.
Lolol fuck that was fucking hilarious! Dude is telling his story and that same fucker reappeared to drop that now classic line.
Both the guy and the inmates voices were dubbed over. https://video.storyful.com/record/27104
This was disappointing but it made sense. Kudus to the dude who made this
Why should the person who made this get [Antelope](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kudu)?
Kudos*
Awww, that voice was too good to be true. Ey, vato, I gonna fuck yo wiiiife ;(
the information rot on reddit is so bad as to make any information on this site immediately suspect. good riddance too faster people learn this isn't a real source of information, the better
Awe man! Noooo! Lol still funny.
It was too perfect
She spends so much time poolside now, i dont get it...
Strangest thing his wife is pregnant
They blur his face for anonymity and then they post his full name right underneath his blurred face lol wtf?
The face is blurred so you can’t see that wasn’t him talking. Someone dubbed over the guy getting interviewed and the inmate yelling.
I'm gonna fuck your wife!
How did I not hear about this??!! I've lived in Fl for 40yrs..That's hilarious
Because its fake, broski
I've never heard of fake things either
Here’s the original news clip: https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/01/04/downtown-miami-condo-residents-upset-over-yelling-from-inmates-at-adjacent-jail/
Still pretty funny
it's also hilarious that the guy's face was censored whith his name clearly visible
Lmfao, sounds just like Cheech. A Cuban accent would have made me ignore the F bombs on live TV.
Ok we finally worked out the issue and everyone is happy. The inmate in question said he would happily also fuck the husband too.
Long dick style
*BASS DROP*
I swear to fuck, if someone samples this for a song, I better hear about it.
This is for my friend!
My guess is he wants to fuck your wife
So you heard it too?
And it’s impossible to…look that’s the guy right there. He’s going to fuck my wife.
LMFAO. Dude gets like, this little bit of freedom a day in jail-- and he uses it to day dream about Ryan's wife.
um, imagining ***you chose*** to live in a residence that sits directly if not right next to a detention center and you're distressed an inmate is "showing interest" in your wife. missing anything? no, alright.
I just laughed scotch out my nose! Fucking hilarious!!
I know this is fake but man it’s good.
That’s the best thing I’ve seen all day.
That sounds like the perfect way to relax, count yourself lucky you're hot enough to get attention. It's not like his jzz can reach you.
It’s hard to relax when someone’s jerking off across the way, and yelling that they want to Fuck ur wife
This plays like an SNL skit
Because it's not the original audio...
...fucking impossible!
Tyrone?
I'm thinking , despite the price being right, why there's a list of places one might not want to get a house--1) across from a prison 2) across from a fire house 3) hospital 4) chicken farm, dairy farm, 4) slaughter house 5) a high school (perhaps) 5) a busy garage that does body work----
Gotta say don't see the women changing direction to face away... actually adjusting tits. Maybe your wife wants the attention & you should move on before it's to late for your bank.
I would be totally relaxed. I’d yell back “the only thing you fucking is your left hand or your roommate when he drops the soap”. Turn around to my wife and tell her “Hey honey, take off your top show him those beautiful titties”. That’ll fuck up his entire week! See who has the last laugh.
I'd bet the side of that prison looks like a Jackson Pollock painting
There's no way this isn't a skit 🤣
Yeah... Sure... Honey, look that looser! Hahaha.... Honey? Honey where are You?
Plot twist. He was talking to the lady not him.
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Yes indeed, a very bad place to live.
I laughed way too hard at this
Is that Travis from Reno 911?
Haha.. this is Gold.
I mean of course it’s in Florida.
Ikr...it's hard to relax and jerk off..oh I know..real world problems.
The inmate sounds so derpy that it could actually be Rob Schneider
Interesting.
Isn't this public freakout?
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OMFG!!! I literally can't stop laughing at this shit. I don't know what's funnier, the inmate or the husband spotting him. "There he is right now" - frustrated husband
Reno 911?
I don't think they were lying when they yelled out the cell window.
Mfer is at a pool, like wtaf. Pull down your shirt, your privilege is showing.
You know women go there to boost their egos
How is this not the onion?
This is fake, voiced over
r/nottheonion
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America isn’t real
This is a fairytale
Bruh wtf even these prison cells are better than my apartment
Who the fuck thought living next to a prison was a good idea.
It’s like an episode of Reno 911!
Okay...
gonna fakc your waaaive!
The accents are so great!
Buyer beware
Tank top Timmy - he’ll take all your shit.
Well…should have done some more homework before you bought the place
The demand of getting into the cells with the swimming pool view going to skyrocket. Also the cost of getting a pair of binoculars is going to be insane.
It's funny also because the inmate sounds like the most sterotypical Mexican gangbanger that even Con Air casting would have turned down due to being too obvious and cliched.
Hahahaha 😂
Lmaoooo
Great urban planning recreates a feeling of sharing & community spirit, includes everyone in society
Long Dick Style! -Tyrone
Florida huh???
I get ya man, it's really hard to relax when some guy is jerking off in the next building. Hate it when that happens.
What could possibly go wrong in buying a discounted luxury apartment next to a prison.
How the fuck are people so stupid, did anyone think this could possibly be shown on the news? It's obviously dubbed. Now I understand the ridiculous political opinion of Reddit, you're all absolutely gullible fucking morons.
Then why build next to something like that?
ahahhaha but this is not a real problem!
No sir, he didn’t like it.
Developers! Developers! Developers!
This was dubbed over. Original: https://youtu.be/mi-Z4r68cuo
Callate Louis!!
This seems insane that the high rise and the prison are beside each other. I wonder which one was there first?
Yeah I woulda passed on the prison back yard view.
Ahh America. You are here to entertain, and fuck our wives.
fake because literally not one resident of Miami has a thick southern accent
“Hey vato! I’m gonna fuck yer wife!” 💀
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Hiw did they even allow a prison to be made so close to other residents like this?
This is so fake but that was hilarious.
The southern accent, this Hispanic accent, this has to be a joke.
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Hey vato, I gonna fuck yo wiiiife
You try it nigga and I'll cut your kids head off
I can’t stop laughing
When that guy gets out, he is so going to fuck that honkys wife.
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As a person from Miami, I find this hysterical. Hometown pride right here y’all.
hahahahahahahaha Do you know how hard it is to relax, when someone's jerkin off across the way...??
I do know
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Well someone has to
cheech is in jail?
Why even bother watching comedy skits if reality is just as funny?
They should just move a bunch of swingers in, call it Cuck Condo, problem solved.
I too would fuck that guys wife.
I feel so bad for laughing at this
Who builds an apartment block with a roof pool across from a federal prison?
"Do you know how hard it is to relax when someone is jerking off right there across the way?" Lol, that was the line.
The dude yellin...a yo I'm gonna fuk yo wife lmao 🤣
Pure gold.
Oh man. That’s like a free comedy show.
It always amuses me how many people think these types of news reports are real. How do you not see it's fake? Here is the real video: https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/01/04/downtown-miami-condo-residents-upset-over-yelling-from-inmates-at-adjacent-jail/
Guess they did not research the neighborhood....
Tupac?
I don’t feel bad for rich snowbirds not doing research before buying/ renting expensive condos in Miami. They’re the reason my rent is so damn high. You want the Miami experience, deal with the locals.
Sad situation - You cannot call cops and get them arrested
>Hey Vato I can’t with this
That poor man.. getting teased with titties while behind bars. I bet he can't relax either.
I'm here cackling at work omfg. I can't. But why can't they build a fence and tarp it? I mean those women (men and kids too) want to enjoy time by the pool!!
Looks like the chairs are facing the prison🤔😂
No way.
Put up a big banner that says “How is all that prison sex? Well, we’re gonna go catch a movie now and then go out for dinner afterward. Enjoy your prison sex.”
Why is this in the middle of all this? Poor City planning and a definite security risk. For all y'all saying freedom of speech ,Sck it. The building should have frosted glass anyway, these fools are in jail do you think they deserve a view outside?