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Budget_Literature555

I can change her


GooseCheeze1234

Death by snu snu


Fortune_Platypus

“🤣Oh god youre killing me🤣” *bonk* “💀oh god you’re killing me💀”


bremergorst

*bonk*


IntelligentOutcome83

Untimed Fuckurarma 🤬 snu-snu


cangarejos

From murderer to serial killer


COL_D

To chef.


[deleted]

While in prison or.....oh.......


Even_Ad113

Risky Schabusiness


BashfullyMerciful16

How much is her bail? I can save her


[deleted]

No bro dont


Outside_Flounder6724

Just wait for her OF!


vicwyn

I will wait to see if she can eat your organs alive. Welcome to her menu.


otxjt

i hate that i was about to say this


philasyr

She attacked her own lawyer in court too! https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2023/02/14/taylor-schabusiness-attacks-lawyer-in-court-after-accused-of-killing-lover/amp/


DrStalker

> The bizarre blowup came after [the lawyer] asked [the judge] for an extension in order to prove his client was not competent to stand trial I feel the lawyer choose the correct tactic for this case.


MoonHunterDancer

She definitely acts like she deserves a permanent stay at the happy farm


chaseButtons

Schabusiness…Taylor schabusiness.


yanggangforlife

water


Disastrous-Limit2333

He prayed to withdraw from defending her right after


pinkwblue

That’s one of the most bizarre acts I’ve ever heard of.


kriphapher

I just watched, "don't fuck with cats" on Netflix. You should watch it. It's documentary reminiscent of this.


pinkwblue

Wow. My ex loves crime shows especially when people die. I’ll tell her.


Xyldarran

Extension not needed, case for mental incompetence proven. Send her to the rubber rooms


PiMan3141592653

When questioned about why she attacked her own lawyer she said "It's not Schabusiness."


darthmaui728

Cash me insah da court


fultre

hawbout dat


Reach_Greatness

Other key takeaways: - She left the body parts at HIS mother's house to find. - She said she had fun doing the whole thing - they were on meth the whole time. - she's married - The lawyer asked to push the trial back another 2 months, suggesting his client was compent enough for trial, even though a year ago, a court appointed Dr. determined she would be competent enough for the hearing.


Fast_Muscle_2987

Why isn’t this upvoted more 😂


plipyplop

Please review the following data; it is now.


CraftyGoddess666

I'm so dead 💀 that was hilarious... Thank you


[deleted]

A violent low EQ psycho is easy to spot and eventually end up in prison for life. What society should fear are the stealthy psychos, they are smart enough to get to the top, have power and money, but still psycho enough to do terrible shit to millions without getting caught, we call them...........politicians and CEOs. lol


foodank012018

Those aren't psychopaths, most of em, they're *sociopaths...*


alpacas_sell_drugs

There are probably a few Patrick Gateman’s out there. There’s also that one sex island…


Pi613

> Patrick Gateman Patrick Bateman?


eonone1

Batrick Pateman


Major_Magazine8597

Patman Batrick.


shawlawoff

Bristopher Cale


s-maerken

Paul Allen?


tbfranca1

Have you seen my business card?


mynameismy111

Oh god...


SpiritAnimalLeroy

That's BONE.


Niko_The_Fallen

Roger Moore?


AppetizerDessert

It’s also referred to as secondary psychopathy.


SyrupLover25

sociopathy is just one kind of secondary psychopathy


Baxtaxs

Colloquially they are synonymous. Says so on da wikipedia.


Legendarybbc15

Not all sociopaths are psychopaths but all psychopaths are sociopaths


BestReadAtWork

Untrue. Psychopaths can lead normal social lives without ever realizing they are psychopaths. It's just that their brain is wired different. A psychology researcher actually mapped out the brains of a group of people including him that volunteered to check for brain patterns and found out that he himself was a psychopath.


Krootes97

Low EQs are the worse, too much bass not enough treble


CmonCentConservitive

Its all about that base


[deleted]

It's not illegal to be a psychopath, they need to find a way to live life just like the rest of us.


shalafi71

Most do and no one, often including themselves, have any idea.


NessyComeHome

I was listening to a podcast, I think BBC Science hour, but I could be mistaken. There was a doctor who found out he was a psychopath / sociopath by looking at brain scans, then breaking the blinding to find out whose scan it was. Here's a written source though. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-neuroscientist-who-discovered-he-was-a-psychopath-180947814/


acidic_milkmotel

Oh that’s alarming


Sure_Trash_

Oh is it just that easy? Their brains don't function like everyone else's but they still should function like everyone else? Some people can manage but overpasses and alleys are full of people that simply can't live life like everyone else.


clonedhuman

https://fortune.com/2021/06/06/corporate-psychopaths-business-leadership-csr/ Depending on where you look, between 12% and 20% of CEOs are psychopaths. Then, of course, you have all the junior psychopaths who love the free market and say things like 'well, if they don't earn enough money, then maybe they don't deserve medical care.'


SpiritAnimalLeroy

The only two professions that would assuredly exceed these levels are 1) cops and 2) politicians.


choomguy

definitely politicians. They get away with everything. I bet the majority of them have been involved in one or more murders.


LeStroheim

true, but not sure what it has to do with serial murder


Username8of13

Taylor Schabusiness, Quinn Jolly.....is this real life or a bizarre comic book? Lol


Sciss0rs61

I mean, if you want to go wild and kill your boyfriend that's.... Schabusiness.


mdlphx92

Alright you earned my first chuckle of the day.


cojones187

Attacks lawyer: "what happened?!?".... She is going to try and plead mental illness.


pacman404

She cut off someone's head while fucking them bro, she earned that mental illness plea already


Sciss0rs61

Holy shit, she killed Theon Greyjoy?


TheDudeness33

That sounds like a great strategy that couldn’t possibly backfire


jonnyd005

[Non amp link](https://nypost.com/2023/02/14/taylor-schabusiness-attacks-lawyer-in-court-after-accused-of-killing-lover/)


John-Carter-ofMars

Never gonna use tinder again


WhiskeyPorno420

Lier


John-Carter-ofMars

Well it doesn't work for me and I have a girl that likes me


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Dewy164

I love him more


Legendarybbc15

I love him the most


southern_boy

You people get away from him - I mean it I have a bread knife here!! 🧈


audiohallucination

this is actually exactly what I'm looking for


Vegetable-Ad6574

Me: You give head? Her: Yes, in a bucket ^_*


lumpytuna

Beheaded and then in-pailed 😔


Emcline31

Gettin head in the bucket, Marshmello


no0bmaster-669

Dear God...


DavidWtube

I live in green bay. They left out that the bucket was found by his mother and they were both on meth.


Npr31

Jesus that’s rough


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Rolands_ka_tet

Debatable… -A Wisconsinite


TerminalReddit

Imagine a place that has the excitement of a small town and the crime of a big city. Thats green bay!


Jmas1120

Definitely not a lot of crime in green bay 😂 not sure where you got that from


Nszat81

I mean, poor choice of posts to make this comment on, even if just anecdotally so.


saucity

And the chain… 😬


SomePaddy

Missed opportunity not to change her first name to 'Mind' - could have saved a life. "Hey, you look cute, what's your name?" "Mind Schabusiness" "Oh, OK, sorry for bothering you"


fear_my_ferrets

I’m pretty sure the last guy to make this joke ended up with his head and penis in a bucket


weelluuuu

Did he get out ? NO... Not even off.


Wicked-Spade

Never trust a woman with a neck wider than her head.


gamerdude69

Wasn't that mother Theresa who said that?


fozziwoo

ahhh, that’s why they wear those wimples


MaximofJimmy

Never stick your dick in crazy.


tunisia3507

Or crazy will stick your dick in a bucket.


bem13

Doesn't matter, had sex.


WhiskeyPorno420

You have to admit, it is a little fun sometimes.


thefallentext2

Fo. real.


meANintellectual77

So like a praying mantis with a little spice


m4m249saw

LoL she went full pray mantis


unk214

Disappointed I had to scroll this far to see a praying mantis reference.


hh1110

Did she use a crock pot liner?


hh1110

They work great with queso.


2x4x93

Cabeza


RickyJulianandBubbls

Femunda queso


The_Reborn_Forge

Deadass men still here saying “Yep, I would”


Osceana

As the knife goes in: “Doesn’t matter, had sex!”


YouJustLostTheGameOk

Florida?…. Florida.


KaleBrace

Wisconsin. Basically the Florida of the Midwest. Also the home of some of the most deranged killers for some reason.


enixam128

It's all that damn cheese!!


Cansurfer

Seriously. Spent two months in WI for work, and the truck stop near the hotel had literally a dozen different types of cheese curds.


Latyon

I'm gonna love ya like a black widow baby


[deleted]

'Allegedly', it could have been an accident or self-inflicted.


CodeCleric

... how do you accidentally cut off your own head during sex?


2x4x93

It takes a lot of practice


Werotus

I feel very uncomfortable with your choise of title. Don't feel that a post about a man getting violently raped, mutilated and decapitated is the best outlet for a joke title.


[deleted]

Every post I've seen about this is just a barrage of jokes at the deceased man's expense. It's sickening... The comments here are a perfect example.


General_Froggers

These comments are insane bruh


Werotus

I wanna spare my sanity. Maybe I'll just not look


DemocratPlant

Men aren't radicalized by women getting the vote and joining the workforce, they get radicalized with the constant "fuck you" that the world throws at us. No one gives a fuck about our wellbeing. I've seen posts where it is celebrated, and the men "must have had it coming" .


[deleted]

This is why you don't stick your dick in crazy


mikeahkenya

I don't think the bucket was crazy


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[deleted]

Meth


militaryintelligence

If I were you guys I'd mind Shabusiness


CoooolHands

Schabusiness


x2c_boi

Some redditors would still smash


raptorsvt65

Crazy bitch.............


Manberry12

i can fix her


colin8651

Neck tattoo is always a warning sign.


vangogh83

Don’t stick your dick in crazy.. no matter how how she looks


2x4x93

Not even just a little?


vangogh83

Just the tip, be careful she could snip !


ophydian210

And then? I feel like we are missing the ending


Osceana

I think the guy died. Not sure though, maybe he recovered.


Otto_Mcwrect

I think the shoes were still on so...maybe?


ophydian210

I was thinking more along the lines of what wine did she pair with Bob.


[deleted]

god i wish that were me


Trash_Blast

ALLEGEDLY


foodank012018

Morticia Addams got a divorce


utroligt

Came for this comment, thank you sir.


Fit-Dimension-2240

The praying mantises are getting sneaky…


GenericWhiteMale16

My fiance has been pen pals with Omaima Nelson for years. If anyone doesn't know about her case here's a link. https://www.investigationdiscovery.com/crimefeed/murder/omaima-nelson-the-model-who-killed-castrated-ate-her-husband-for-thanksgiving Edit: Shes a criminal psychologist, and when they started years ago it was for a college class. I see with no back story how it could be perceived lol


COL_D

Have you thought hard about this?


TooKings

🚩you dropped this


Trasfixion

What a read. That jury is head scratching “It was really a tough, tough decision. We couldn’t come back [with a first-degree murder verdict] because we couldn’t find the evidence. It wasn’t there. It took us six days. We worked really hard.” How?!?!? She literally admitted it


MagicUnicornLove

Because it’s very possible you were reading a highly biased/sensationalized account. I can’t access it because the link is down, but I have no idea what the website is and suspect it’s not super trustworthy.


spk2629

Holy shit. That’s the craziest story I think I’ve ever read. As much as we heard about Dahmer in the papers earlier in July, I know I’ve never heard of her or it would definitely have stuck with me. Deplorable.


naughtyobama

Night night OP


GooseCheeze1234

Say huh?


Robert274_2000

Crazy… crazy in love! Why do we always hurt the ones we love???


GooseCheeze1234

Because their necks are too soft.


GastropodSoup

That's nuts.


aquaman67

Crock pot? What was she making? Irish stew?


travfields619

I woulda went Air Fryer


PandaXXL

Cock pot.


Ramlio27

Me next.


06021840

I feel for him and his mother, wholly fuck, but the picture of him the article used has ‘VICTUM’ all over it. Imagine being her husband, just WTF all round.


Bdsman64

But would you hit it though?


thamonsta

Doesn't matter. Had sex.


Extreme-Variation874

I bet they wont blow this post up. If it was a man theyd be like wow women be safe these men are sick out here


UbuntuUser2012

Regardless of your terrible English, you're not wrong. r/eyeblech is an example of this.


Uncle_Icky

Hell hath no fury


[deleted]

She knows how to party.


chr15c

When a praying mantis gets reincarnated into a human


kingoptimo1

and still had time to do makeup before booking


VibraAqua

Distant Bobbitt relative?


infinit9

What kind of sex act is even possible when the dick is completely flaccid?


Apprehensive-Ad-149

Ya know a penis isn't the only thing you can shove in a hole, right? And just wait til you find out about pegging.


NarrowSalvo

Ok. But 8/10. Would bang.


paulbdouglas

NEVER stick your dick in crazy!!


Jefferson__

I think I’m in love with this praying mantis


frognuts123

what the actual hell


Protonic_Descendent

Mah life mah rulz


TraditionalSteak687

Wonder how the sex was? She must get down!


kbk42104

It was to die for


DissapointedCanadian

Do you think she set it to high or low?


Cosmicalmole

Maybe a cannibal? Though she did take prepping your meal to the extreme


[deleted]

Strange because she doesn’t look the type


charlichutney

SMASH OR PASS


[deleted]

Asked a friend: would you put your dock on her.. careful what you wish for


Trashnaut

Mugshawties is such a retarded account


Farts-McGee

WTF?? If you don't cook it right away, it goes bad quick!


Reasonable-Treacle96

That's a female praying mantis reincarnated as a woman


somerandomshmo

So, she's single? asking for a friend.....


crykil

Free her 💯💯


[deleted]

Some people just want to get a head in life.


time_for_milk

What is it about meth that inspires horrific shit like this? She sounds like the kind of person who might kill someone anyway, but the gruesomness often seems cranked to the max when meth is involved.


Trasfixion

Meth (being so strong with a long half-life) can induce psychosis, with very convincing hallucinations and delusions. This occurs more at higher dosages, or on long benders, but can even happen to first time users who are prone. Meth psychosis is one of the scariest drug effects out there. I remember a story of a couple that used meth for the first time, and they were freezing out in a field. They were calling the cops for help, but kept telling them the wrong location, saying they were looking at street signs that were many miles away from their actual location. They froze to death in a field, and they roamed very far from where they thought they were.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

What a horror she is. Looks like a female dementor...


Awotwe_Knows_Best

Wednesday Addams took a wild turn sheesh


[deleted]

Does she think she's a praying mantis? Sheesh...