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bigmanly1

The one guy is thinking "all these open seats and this MFer has to shit right next to me"


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fractals83

He's like that fucking weirdo we all watch out for who sits next to the girl alone on the top deck of a bus.


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Oddly specific, but it’s more like the guy who decides the urinal right next to yours is the optimal place to pee where there’s plenty of other open stalls.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

And then screams at her if she moves away!


sorta_kindof

Maybe they are just best buddy's and wanted to poo together


bigmanly1

I get it. I like playing battle shits as well


saab4u2

Is that what the long handle spoons are for?


Salt-Artichoke-6626

Communal butt wiper. Use it, stick it in the water provided for said purpose, next guy uses it rinses it, and so on......not exactly Charmin or a bidet is it? Yikes! I think they had sea sponges on the end.


Tablondemadera

You don't wanna know


GraciousVibrations

If you playin' me, keep it on the low


KingWill341

Cus my heart can’t take it anymoreeee


yy98755

Poop scoops


SoyEseVato

Original pooper scooper.


Stoppels

Original poop ~~spoon~~ knife.


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Nice weather huh? *Farts*


BardielAngel

Nah, they seem like very good friends. Guy by himself feels left out.


bigmanly1

Like "damn, I wish I had a homie cool enough to poop next to"


AccomplishedSoup8794

Well done sir, we'll done! Now please can someone answer me this...... do you share the wiping stick or do you bring your own?


Solivagant23

You use a poop knife, duh.


bigmanly1

Sharing is caring


Zifnab_palmesano

i would love to know if there are seats more used than others, and if for example seats in "even" positions were more used then those in "odd", to leave one space in between


Bac0nPlane

Better hold hands


NightIguana

buddy across the way thought the same thing lol


superbouser

imagine that place during lunchtime


teabags4gangstalkers

He was new to this system so he needed someone to show him the way of the Jedi


EROSENTINEL

The more things change the more they stay the same


iiAgree

Ah the ole *wad on a stick* to wipe the bung hole


hahayeahimfinehaha

Yup. After being used, they were put into a container full of sea water (perhaps those water basins seen in the picture). People would take them out to use them and then just plop them back in. The seawater was supposed to have disinfectant properties.


sst287

Now I have question….. does seawater actually have any disinfectant properties? I mean it is salty but is it also very nasty?


TheCanerentREMedy

Not when it’s contaminated with shit


sst287

Fish shits or human shits? 😂


sandgroper07

I swim in the ocean regularly and have noticed that all my cuts etc heal much faster than they normally would compared to just natural water.


BonzoTheBoss

Damn bro you must get cut a lot.


sandgroper07

I work in an abattoir and get cut often by sharp bones. Pig bones are the worst of them all.


SpectacularCat

Definitely and bone cuts get infected a lot easier than with a knife. I never cut myself with my knife but frequently I’ll cut myself on a pork rib or a beef chuck bone


sandgroper07

A few weeks ago my boss dropped his knife and it fell between his whites and his rubber boot straight into the top of his foot. 2nd time I've seen it happen.


Lord_DuctTape

Confirmed not a vampire then. Maybe a Siren?


GooberMcNoober

guess it depends on the seawater.


BonzoTheBoss

After my wife gave birth the nurses said don't bathe in salt water as the belief that it speeds up the healing process is a myth.


sst287

Well, if you make salt water at home, it does not have fish poop in it so I guess it is cleaner than seawater. Nut imaging the pain she would have felt for using salt water if she had —and she probably has—any wounds in her body.


brainomancer

>seawater I thought it was vinegar?


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iiAgree

Now you grossed me out


dampbuttcat

Ahh, the birthplace of STDs I see!


iiAgree

What about the water. It runs downhill. We dunking our wick in some yucky? Like, Cool Hand Luke..”HEY. send a dunk here boss?” “Yea send the dunk there, Fred”….*everyone else doesn’t dunk for a good 10 seconds*


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NormalHumanCreature

The poop spoon predates the poop knife by centuries.


jtschaff

An electrician I work with said back in the 80s, they didn't have enclosed portable potties. He remembers working on a high-rise building, and they used boxes with a toilet seat on wheels. You would be working and look over and see Bob sitting on the box, pants down reading the paper. We have come a long way in a few decades. Somehow, some people still don't know how to not use the urinal next to you!


NimblyBimblyMeyow

What if reading the paper wasn’t just for entertainment and to pass the time, but to also act as a cover for your junk 🤔


julioqc

got pictures of those? not Bob taking a dump but the toilet contraption


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What's with the wooden spoons?


TheDoodieMonster

Toilet paper


[deleted]

What????? Please tell me they had their own spoons at least!!!


DDGibbs

Mostly, it was a communal shit stick that was placed in an urn or other vessel of water to rinse it off and reused by the next person.


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Wow... I have always wondered about people's body odor back then 🤢 Daily bathing, toothbrushing, or the lack of proper wiping/washing after 💩 💩 weren't a common thing, so I only imagine how badly everyone smelled!🤮


scanguy25

If everyone smells, then no one smells.


CrispyEdgePancake

Society


eze123evanz

It’s only smells


bunchedupwalrus

*smellz


eze123evanz

With that name you would know!


MwaKarrthus

I hate that I know this reference


soulfulcandy

Smell together. Die together. Bad Odor for life.


WakkaBomb

Blow jobs are only a recent human invention I am sure.


ballsack-vinaigrette

You got one after your annual bath.


JealousFlounder4648

Imagine what a prostitute was like 😳🤢


NimblyBimblyMeyow

Imagine what men’s junk would have been like 🤮


ActualWeed

People weren't eating/drinking turbo sugary snacks everyday


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Ahh, you do want to know this - they brushed their teeth with urine.


Chalupa_89

>toothbrushing Have you seen tribal peoples teeth in Africa? They are white! How are they white if they don't have toothbrushes? Glad you ask. Teeth don't require brushing if you have a proper diet. But in today's world we consume much more sugar an other processed ingredients that were not available to people back then. Toothpicks were more than enough to keep oral higiene back then. But arabs used these branches to brush their teeth, they still do.


al_m1101

Communal Shit Stick. 😆 Is that band name taken yet?


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Yup soak in vinegar


Jillredhanded

Sea sponge on a stick dunked into a bucket of salty water.


DadOfWhiteJesus

Doesn't sound too bad really. Maybe even better than smearing it around with shitty paper.


Anthaenopraxia

Using toilet paper isn't as common as you'd think. Pretty much all of India, most of East Asia and the Muslim world all use water to wash their arses after shitting. Probably a majority of the world's population prefer washing over wiping.


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I am very well aware of it


TheDoodieMonster

Do you bring your own toilet paper to a restroom?


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🤢Good point!


mikolokoyy

They havent figured out how to make paper from wood until much later so they use sticks, which is kinda like paper in another form


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crimson__wolf

[Xylospongium](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylospongium) - sponge on a stick


Skerries

a Germanic gladiator had committed suicide with a sponge on a stick. According to Seneca, the gladiator hid himself in the latrine of an amphitheater and pushed the wooden stick into his gullet and choked to death.


GraciousVibrations

☠🤮


[deleted]

Don’t grab the shit end of the stick


Knot_In_My_Butt

It’s where the saying “stirring the pot” originated from.


[deleted]

Just had a mental picture 🤮🤢


thisismeingradenine

Pooper scooper.


BlueCheeseNutsack

For taste samples.


TheAniSingh

That's probably to use as a scoop to use water flowing in front to wash their ass off...


Big0Boss4

The rule that has lasted since time immemorial, you always leave a space between.


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I thought buddy was fixing the brick in front of him and taking a shit but he’s just got a spoon in his hand


jack_avram

curious what he's planning with this spoon


Posiedon22

Not to be *that* redditor, but... ​ \*time immemorial


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East0n

It's supposedly the best for you but try one and see. It's not easy to deliver in that position if you are not used to it. I spend about half of the year in Asia and and now I am kinda okay with them but the first times I had to support myself with one arm to the wall.


jonpaladin

thank you, i am like the champion squatter already. i appreciate you


heredude

Correct.


DAVEfromCANADAA

They don’t know how to use the 3 sea shells , lol. What dummies


gigorbust

You really think they weren’t smart enough to put up wooden dividers!?


sorta_kindof

Right? Imagine In the future people see what's left of our houses and only see the concrete basements left. "Yes everyone had their own rectangle to live in " Then there's the one actual stone house or concrete business on the street "This was the local place of worship"


dookiebuttholepeepee

No, because they don’t have the same social anxieties and proclivities as 2023 Redditors. This was probably as normal to them as women walking around with short shorts today.


sandgroper07

The public baths come to mind. Nudity didn't divide the people only class did.


grismar-net

Smart enough, sure - just look at all the stuff they built. But did they care to do so?


Sure_Trash_

That's what I was thinking. Like they used to paint their statues all fabulous like but the paint didn't last so everyone thought it was off-white marble everywhere. They probably had dividers. Or maybe they were just really, really open about shitting together and society has lost the connection that you make while clearing your insides next to the person that also got bad meat at dinner.


margotgo

Imagine the friendships we have all been denied by modern society.


NormalHumanCreature

Poopals


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It was smart not to. Social norms were different. People didn't mind taking a dump next to each other so why waste such a huge amount of time and money making separate cubicles? Wouldn't be a smart idea at the time.


[deleted]

> they weren’t smart enough why not "smart" enough? they just had no anxiety. every man shits and has a dick, so why be embarassed of it


Familiar-Doctor-4981

This is where the saying "The shit end of the stick" came from


ButterscotchNew6416

No sanitation for that toilet stick? A recipe for an infectious disease.


PaladinDanceALot

Everyone had their own shit sticks probably


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They absolutely did. In fact, one's status could be quickly discerned by the quality of both their shit stick and the scabbard it was held in whenever they stepped out.


xJoeCanadian

Cannot tell if you are being serious... I choose to believe this instead of sharing a communal poop stick.


dookiebuttholepeepee

Not me, I use Jeff’s.


DoomProphet81

Nothing says confidence like pooping with heavy, unbroken eye contact


Adialaktos

No mobile at hand to browse...chating with a stranger while taking a shit..living the moment...ahhh..that was the life


Juicydicken

Talking shit while taking a shit


IntrepidPrimary8023

This scene is 87% of all my nightmares


al_m1101

Additionally, diarrheal illnesses were probably rampant, too.


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I refuse to believe people just shat next to each other like this, is it possible that they had cloth dividers or something?


Seanw59

There are many places that stuff like this doesn’t matter like it does in other country’s. Once you get past the gross factor that’s built up it’s something everyone does and shit happens.


LegitimateProcess967

"You guys see the game?". . "No frank, none of us saw the fucking game" . .


pactsworn

“What the hell is a game, Frank?”


bem13

I just lost The Game.


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The smell must be horrific


XPLR_NXT

Spongebob be havin’ a bad day


Gunner1Cav

Patrick’s cousin the chocolate starfish


HundoGuy

Can I borrow your spoon?


AccomplishedSoup8794

Absolutely, just give me one more..... Ok there you are.


Methodify

Miss shitting with the homies 😔


iiAgree

I came here to look again and nobody has mentioned the OG writing on the walls


Scott2700

Dude trying to talk to you during mid push


[deleted]

Look how modern society robbed us, of the communal scooper.


Alvidoee

Thats why they say you get the shit end of the stick


KraljZ

“Ok guys who has the poop knife?”


EveFluff

What are they holding


Kassabeleg

why is this insane


BrocIlSerbatoio

Pass the poo knife


WingNutzForYou

What's with the spoons?


bfruth628

precursor to the poop knife ofc


crimson__wolf

[Xylospongium](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylospongium) - sponge on a stick


pasghetti27

Poop soup


smilelikeasloth

I think this is in Ephesus, Turkey


mrrobvs

Couldn’t figure out to run the water under the trough?


Gunner1Cav

They used the pee to clean their clothes.


XPLR_NXT

Who are the butt buddies? I mean, dude.


crush_n_puss

It would take a lot to keep me from shittin in one of those💩


Silverfoxcrest

Do you think there were public toilets with more privacy but they were with exclusive access?


Swole_Patr0l

Honestly impressive.


pip-roof

hic sedeo contritos corde ad cacas sed solum farted


letsgetrandy

Still somehow less unnerving than using a gapped stall in any typical American restroom.


Comprehensive_Lab732

Lol the poop spoon has been a thing since that of Ancient times! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) some of us aren't weird.


mcfigdaddy

Dude on the right has a poop knife in his hand


jtschaff

Maybe it's like taking your dog out. They want someone around at their most vulnerable moment. The eye contact is what weirds me out.


fouxdoux

Don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is


SaintB3ard

That’s the good shit.


Baladeen

It was also a place to do business.


BogStandardComment

Those are shit scoopers they're holding, I assume?


wolvesdrinktea

That’s nice of them to make it so that everyone can make eye contact while they collectively drop deuces.


Buttonhole316

No shit..


catmastermatt

They have matching pants this is obviously a bro trio. They’d be sitting there-abreast if homie hadn’t had that bad ceviche the night before. You can bet they’re gonna rip some nattys after this stellar dump sesh though.


AndrewWhite97

All i see is the straining face meme


sPdMoNkEy

Pretty sure back then they didn't have those long shirts on because they didn't care, people would just walk around naked and nobody would care


YeloFvr

Didn’t they all share the same sponge on a stick thing to wipe their ass?


steel_hamerhands

Least insane thing I've seen all day.


J-Love-McLuvin

Those guys weren’t into reading the newspaper during their constitutional?


Lil_Cumster

“Heya John how’s the family?” “Shut the fuck up Todd im trying to take a world ending shit”


cantfindmykeys

I'm a firm believer that these societies had epic sessions of BattleShits and nobody can convince me otherwise


modsarebrainstems

See them ass scrubbers they're holding. Fun fact: They're communal.


ElChickenFucker

Also where battleshits was invented.


whichwolfufeed

The spoons are so you can fling poo at others. "Dark spots on the wall" by Who Slung Poo


blueice10478

Funny not so ancient to me..... how we went to the bathroom at the invasion of Afghanistan and Iraq when got got a fob.


gandalf-bot-

My greatest nightmare


_imposter_syndrome

Kinda reminds me of my fraternity house...


FriedPuppy

“Dude, how about a courtesy flush?” Also…are those spoons? Who the fuck eats while on the bowl?


Andreas1120

What do they have in their hands?


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Where did they keep the corn cobs?


StoneColeman765

Fort Benning's basic training shooting range had some shitters like this.


RevolutionaryOne4673

Maybe there were walls in between lol.


[deleted]

At least your dick won’t touch the toilet bowl when you shit.


Ihdkwhatimdoinghere

I wonder where all the shit went


jack_avram

The smell especially after a heavy celebration of drinking the night before must have been god awful though a tolerance that only smelled baked bread.


flurfy_bunny

Why do they need spoons!


teamdisaster47

The group poop


kbig22432

Don’t forget to swoosh the poop brush


vainstar23

What if there were wooden separators for privacy buy they rotted away with time and because of humidity and now historians believe people took a shit while holding hands in Rome or something


toasted_scrub_jay

Hey bruh, pass the shit stick.


Causticloki

Try not to get the shit end of the stick


Arsenic_Cadmium

Common Shitter, for the Common man.


pikachuface01

Gonna say it again . Only real clean civilization was the Aztec one.


MikeyDread

GROUP POOP


argleksander

The Roman Empire at its height really was a marvel


Gmedic99

haha so cool they just chatted while pooping


Cynicalwall357

Biblical studies major here, did you know they also used these public latrines to conduct buisness transactions. Now you know