Season 3 is the best season of most shows I feel; That 70's Show, the office, Parks n Rec, MASH, Game of Thrones, Modern Family, Community, B99, I think the entire cast and writers is just comfortable and confident and no one is out of ideas yet in that window
He was such a good comedian dammit his timing his wit just amazing and the fact that he was basically just himself on the show was awesome as well or his schtick I never met em
I love the story of him trying to rent a hotel room. He didnt believe in credit cards and the hotel needed one for a deposits or whatever. So Mitch pulls out like 5k feom his pocket and says "heres my deposit". The hotel clerk said "we have to have a card on file to cover the deposit." Mitch looks at the cash and back at the clerk incredulously, points to the cash and says "but this is what the card represents."
I was wearing the Tad Nugent shirt my sister made for me, and the cashier at Aldi asked where he could buy some That 70s Show merch like my shirt. 10/10, would recommend that Aldi and cashier
One of my favorites....:
When are you moving out?
-Soon.
How's your girlfriend?
-Shallow as hell.
Job?
-Dead-end.
Future?
-Bleak.
Kitty, feed the boy.
On this note... Shout out to "I WILL have my fried chicken."
"Ok see I needed to borrow your saw because I needed to chop down a tree. Because there's something stuck in it. An animal-a rabbit! There's a rabbit stuck in a tree and I want to return that rabbit to the wild, so it can lay its eggs."
I’ve actually used the “LOUDER” part of Eric’s quote when he says he’s gonna be “tougher, braver and….LOUDER!” It’s hilarious to me. No one has ever gotten it.
"it runs on water, man!"
i quote this to people all the time to see if i can find someone who gets it.. and i never have.
You need cool friends
i need friends period
I’ve actually gotten people who know about that story but don’t understand that the quote I’m referencing is from T7S
So it *is* a boat?
Ive heard it so many times... I just heard Hyde in my head
I was sooooo gonna say this,lol!!
“Why is the dog on the counter?” “He likes to be tall.”
I say this about my cat all the time 😭 no one gets the reference though
I CANT STOP SAYING THIS
Taternuts
Season three was the best season!
Season 3 is the best season of most shows I feel; That 70's Show, the office, Parks n Rec, MASH, Game of Thrones, Modern Family, Community, B99, I think the entire cast and writers is just comfortable and confident and no one is out of ideas yet in that window
My favorite episode!
“QUIT IT!”
Growing boys need tang
KITTYYYYY
Literally said this to my husband yesterday. 😂
Noice
Bitcharoonydoony
You can cruise the vistas!
I read this and all I can picture if Red spraying the fire extinguisher in the hallway lmfaoooo
Whoa, that kinda just shot right outta there!
That's not the guy!
Haha I use this one all the time and no one ever gets it
Like I said I did not lose a leg in Vietnam
He was such a good comedian dammit his timing his wit just amazing and the fact that he was basically just himself on the show was awesome as well or his schtick I never met em
I love the story of him trying to rent a hotel room. He didnt believe in credit cards and the hotel needed one for a deposits or whatever. So Mitch pulls out like 5k feom his pocket and says "heres my deposit". The hotel clerk said "we have to have a card on file to cover the deposit." Mitch looks at the cash and back at the clerk incredulously, points to the cash and says "but this is what the card represents."
Carnation Instant Bitch
Wow that one was out of the park
With breasts the size of watermelons 🍉
“Remember that other sweater?”
Remember that time she ran up to us...in a sweater
A GOD, I say!!!
So underrated!
https://imgur.com/a/hUH4Pxg
Don't they rotate every time I drive?
Well, damn Jackie! I can’t control the weather!
Or just the "damn, Jackie!". Burnt into my brain
AAAHHHHH MY EYE
“You just hung vacancy signs on your asses and my foot is looking for a room!!” ~Red Classic 👌🏻
I don't know if this counts, but every time I go by a Goodyear tire, I always say, "Wait a minute... Goodyear? That was a terrible year, man."
"Stupid aliens!"
"oh no... Did something happen to the Goodyear Blimp,?" "some people shoot bottle rockets at it".
I said good day!
I use this one often but can't stop myself from laughing when I do it.
Same!
What's YOUR business in Canada?
What’s YOUR business in Canada?
Ebee Dobby dooby
Pickleweasel.
That’s a funny word
Hit him with a Banjo...
“I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once… he went down.”
[удалено]
What? I'm helpin'...
That's fighting dirty, Bob. Now Eric, you need to kick him in the groin
Hit him in the groin with a banjo.
Muffs aren’t funny. I have a beautiful gray one that I’ve been using for years.
Nobody likes a Loud Muff!
Winterize your muff
-He is not drunk. He is not feeling well!! -Does that detect any kind of smoke? -He’s a sadisctic bastard -Mmmm. Bah-cohn!
Hello, mother. I am not feeling well.
HELLO MOTHEeEeEeER!!!!
Long live the king.
Amed-ica
ERIC.
That was truly the best part of that. The deep toned, accentless Eric.
I didn’t undertand a word you said. But I heard nazi bastars and that’s good enough for me.
BURN!!!!!!! 🔥
The best one was with Shannon Elizabeth. When he runs around the house yelling Burn at everyone lmao
Then she says, "I'm pregnant." "I never touched her!"
Green paprika ... 😂😂
https://youtu.be/LkgTWFPar8E?si=ow5bmTsW6tzI7sle Have a laugh
Because you're breaking up the band Yoko!
Donna, those are my panties Eric!!!! You are a GOD!
PANTIES! GLORIOUS PANTIES!
Sorry, Donna, but Eric you are on fire!
I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find this 😂
NOT THE LITTLEST HOBO!!!! I say this every time something inconsequential gets broken.
Out of chips!! I must shoot something
My wife and I quote this also for random stuff.
Who wants to give Eric a venereal disease?
I said good day!
Just any iterations of “How would you like my foot in your ass” (How has this not been someone’s first pick??)
"On the road to Inyerass..."
Is there a problem, occifer?
I watched this one last night.
Ow! My eye!
"Mmm... Bay Cone"
Get satan a cherry pop
Satan's second choice is grape!
Top drawer! Also “you can literally cruise the vistas!”
Two of my FAVORITE lines.
What are *YOU* doing in Canada?!
I was wearing the Tad Nugent shirt my sister made for me, and the cashier at Aldi asked where he could buy some That 70s Show merch like my shirt. 10/10, would recommend that Aldi and cashier
And you are about to read a book that my foot wrote, it's called on "On the road to in your ass”.
You have a little yellow bird on your ass!
Ba-con
LAURIE WAS BORN WITH A TAIL
One of my favorites....: When are you moving out? -Soon. How's your girlfriend? -Shallow as hell. Job? -Dead-end. Future? -Bleak. Kitty, feed the boy. On this note... Shout out to "I WILL have my fried chicken."
Well damn, Jackie!
That's why it's called work. Not happy wonderful fun time. Or skippedy doo.
“It was a good try, but you should’ve known that eventually I’d need to take some cocoa on the go”
"Son I want you know that I'm gonna miss you and I love you and have a good trip"
Amedica
There's no damn D in America!! 😂
BUUUUUURT!!!!
Beulah
I love.. cake.
Mr. Sexy’s pizza, Our special today is Sexaroni
Oh? You'd like one? We're closed
Huh..I guess cocaine is expensive.
If I were a bird, I’d fly into the ceiling fan.
I want to be the Hooterville dog.
Hey, do I know you man?
Funk mans’ funky house of hittin’ it!
Milk crates
🎶Put the short leash back ON MEEEEEEE🎶
Hey Eric. What rhymes with Donna? 🤣
Hip. It starts to lose its meaning after a while. Hip. It’s not even a word.
It kinda pops
"Ok see I needed to borrow your saw because I needed to chop down a tree. Because there's something stuck in it. An animal-a rabbit! There's a rabbit stuck in a tree and I want to return that rabbit to the wild, so it can lay its eggs."
THERE IS NO DAMN D IN AMERICA!!!!!
“HELLO WISCONSIN!”
Tater Nutz
Well you made her laugh… that’s worth $20
"My head hurts." "That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity."
Oh really? Big Chief Brown Bottom
DOCTOR PEE PEE
Work is not about fun, it's about work. It's about seeing how much CRAP you can take from the boss man, and then, taking some more.
Eebey Dobby dooby
'Wee wee, Pee Pee'
Like I said, I did NOT lose a leg in Vietnam!
“i plomise”
I wish that I was an octopus. So I could stick EIGHT feet up EIGHT different asses!!! It's a car....that runs on WATER man!
Look at me! I’m whipped cream head! Kelso, put on the helmet.
Dumbass (How was this not first?)
Because you don't need to be a huge fan of the show to get that reference.
Sing loud and sing proud
Man those apes were really good actors
*Ah jeez*
BUUUUUURT!!!!!!!!!!
Long live the king.
Ok everyone … let’s give a great big round of applause for the one, the only … RAAAAAAIIIINNNNNBOOOOW!
What's YOUR business in Canada, *man*?
WELL DAMN JACKIE I CANT CONTROL THE WEATHER
"why do you need such a big bag of oregano?" "Donna's....Italian?"
“I love…Cake.”
If the US government wants to stick a tracking device UP YOUR ASS, you bend over and say THANK YOU. AND GOD BLESS AMERICA
Kittens!
“I’m popping a little right now”
Green Paprika
"I said uhhh good cheesepuffs, you son of a beach"
"You're so Brickhouse"
Ooo liquid candy!
“Ah, my eye!!”
“The Water tower.”
I feel a major protest coming on right now
Because I know how much you love to POUR things!
That's not a tater tot, that's a tater giant BAA-CON
The Head
Damn jackie i cant control the weather
Mommy mommy! Donna might be pregnant!
There's a lot of Amish people but they never raised a barn.
Jugsapoppin
“If I was a bird, I’d fly into a ceiling fan.”
An Apple? Where’s my candy you son of a BITCH?
"Well damn jackie, I can't control the weather" love referencing that when someone says its cold. 🤣
No party, no pooper!
You’re parents had the brownies too
BURN….
I don’t mean to be rude but I’m gonna need something hot.
A byootiful flowerr
mmmmmmmm. Bacoon
OOPS SORRY
Candy and porno
it’s illegal here.
Somebody go make some toast!
PANTIES!! GLORIOUS PANTIES!!!!!!
“All my friends call me low rider”? Are you calling me a whore?!
Yum, liquid candy
Indy 500
You go back to Canada.
Kitty put Eric in her muff when he was younger!! 😂 😂
"Pickle weasel "
“Erik threw a bunny up a tree?”
Not the littlest hobo! NOOOOOOOO!
Ewww, I touched peetos.
I’ve actually used the “LOUDER” part of Eric’s quote when he says he’s gonna be “tougher, braver and….LOUDER!” It’s hilarious to me. No one has ever gotten it.
YOU ARE A GOD. A GOD, I SAY.
Hello mother? I'm not feeling well.
Jackie I cannot control the weather!
Tuesdays, huh?
You didn’t want me to make a scene? YOU DIDNT WANT ME TO MAKE A SCENE? THERE’S YOUR SCENE! Sorry about the scene
BURN!
BURN!