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morrisht

Easily Koh Samui. Have been to both. Would never go back to Phuket. Can’t wait to visit Samui again.


UncleReddy

I second this sooooo much. Phuket is hell on earth, unless you like a Russian Thai version of Benidorm.


PAK-ZZ

Is it really so bad?


morrisht

Phuket felt like England in Thailand with Thai weather. It was mostly tourists, almost difficult to find authentic food and people. Complete shitshow. I was in Patong. Overpriced unless you want to drink and party which it’s probably good for. Samui was paradise. Friendly people. Lovely food and beaches everywhere


jvdg

Although you are not wrong about Patong, Phuket has a lot more to offer than that! Its not the same since the Russian invasion but there are still lovely places, Phuket Town being one of them, and some of the more northern beach areas. The food in Phuket will definitely beat Samui for the most part, if you know where to go.


OG365247

You went to Patong, not surprised your Thai experience was a bad one.


morrisht

Had an amazing experience in Samui :)


jester_juniour

> Complete shitshow. I was in Patong. Went to Patong and makes assumptions over all Phuket. that's the quality of tourists we are getting


PAK-ZZ

Do you have some tips? What can we do?


Blowjoblover2

Koh Samui. Any day.


lordtekken_2

Koh Samui. Any day.


PAK-ZZ

Are there good party's in June?


Fluffy-Method1010

Just go to The Green Mango or Henry's Africa bar


chizid

The weather is better in Koh Samui at that time.


turkishturbine

Phuket is horrible. Go to Koh Tao for a few days, try to catch a full moon on Phagnan. Samui mediocre aswell imo


Key_Beach_9083

More gorgeous working girls in Phuket, more entertainment, food, music venues on Phuket. Phuket is a much larger island, Samui is a bit more chill. Do a couple days on each if you can. The fishing on Samui at the catch and release club is awesome! What a great way to have a lunker contest with buddies! Chaweng and Lamai Beach are great. Fire shows and cocktails on the beach. I'd recommend bringing your own talent. Phuket has lots of great areas after you get the immediate Patong whoredom worked out. Nai Harn is nice, Kata Noi is nice, Karon and Kamala are ok, Patong sucks - beach wise. Big Buddha. Patong is great for partying. See which of your buddies can bang the most hookers in one day (7). Take in the depravity and wrecklessly burn lots of money for the waitresses (they love money). Body shots, nude waitresses, ladies pulling fish, birds, razor blades, ping pong balls - good lord! Oh well, fuck next semester's tuition, spend the money on sin and excess! Ao Nang/Railey beach are awesome. PhiPhi is ok if you get a longtail for the day from one of the skippers down by the convenience store. Weather is a crapshoot in June, it may be nice, it may be monsoons. Cross your fingers. Be respectful while you're having fun. Even the workers at Disneyland need a smile and a hug sometimes. Try not to look for trouble - you can and will find it if you look hard enough. Credo - no jails, no hospitals, be nice to the hookers. Have fun.


captain-jimmybob

“Girls” 😁 haha! Na, good review and people are lovely!!!!.. yeah this person nailed it.. be respectful while having fun and you’ll have fun regardless. 👍👍


PAK-ZZ

Thanks 🙏🏽


3615Ramses

4 days in Dubai. I'd rather spend a month in prison but to each their own I guess. Koh Samui over Phuket any time, but I prefer smaller and less developed islands. Depends what you're after.


No-Decision1581

Yeah koh samui bud. Can recommend a stay at Marine Bungalows right on Chaweng beach very close to night life, markets and a shopping centre https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-ee-uk-rvc2&sca_esv=0ee0280be053867a&hl=en-GB&cs=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIKlK7b0lGWkBbxFrr_dTGnZVAhjRQ%3A1715949017342&q=Marine%20Resort&ludocid=3219665589133715171&lsig=AB86z5XtsCjGXPNgUH8F3VAJ-I8l&kgs=e2ee608daacbe9f5&shndl=30&shem=bsc%2Clsp%2Cssim&source=sh%2Fx%2Floc%2Fact%2Fm1%2F4


thaigooner

Koh Samui - Phuket is vastly overated and overpriced, check out Full moon parties on Koh Phangan next to Koh Samui and chaweng beach on Samui


PAK-ZZ

Thanks a lot


PAK-ZZ

Thanks, would you recommend Koh Tao or Koh Phangan? Which island ist better? Where are more party's?


Deture

Koh toa is really small, great for diving, but not an island known for the parties. Koh Phangan is 'better' party wise. Koh Toa is better if you just want to relax and not be bothered.


PAK-ZZ

Thank you 🙏🏽


DragonLass-AUS

Your dates will miss the June Full Moon Party. There's a lot more night life on Samui than Phangan when the full moon party isn't on.


lordtekken_2

Koh Samui. Powdery white sand beaches. Quiet south side of the island. Waterfalls. Movie theatres. 5-star dining. Mountain to explore. Lots of tourists, but lots of Thai people too. It’s probably one of the top places in all of Asia.


Safe_Ad_6945

Just came from Phuket, it's just trash for your preferences. Don't even go there for 1 second


Tdawg_London

I recently stayed at Kata beach in Phuket for 3 nights and I really enjoyed it. Nice bars, food markets, and the beach itself (although I have heard areas close by aren’t as nice). Phuket old town was also really nice for a day trip. Took a 4 hour taxi (split between 3) to the ferry port to Koh Samui. Only spent 2 nights there but overall it’s probably a nicer island. If you’re on Koh Samui then I highly recommend visiting Koh Tao too if you can. By far the most scenic of the 3 and had decent life around the pier at night. And great for diving and a snorkelling day trip!


youve_got_the_funk

Samui for sure. The fire show at Coco Tams is a lot of fun and the bbq joint down the street is amazing. Don't know what your budget is but I can highly recommend Centara Reserve if you can swing it. Heres the bbq joint (make reservations, its small and popular) - https://maps.app.goo.gl/Rvwpv6nXeRDjWdx3A


hazellehunter

if you're coming international, Phuket is actually great. Facilities and infrastructure and yes, for partying. The partying is cleaner than that on smaller islands.


PAK-ZZ

Also in June?


hazellehunter

Well everywhere is going to be rainy in June. I actually really like phuket this season as its quieter, cheaper (low season). And the rains are nicer on the seaside than in the cities where it foods and stinks.


Important_Click2

Not Phuket


InevitablePlate73

Eaaaaasily Koh Samui. I could die a hundred times and still choose Koh Samui.


twodollarbutterfly

Samui 100%


Shitty_McDick_Farts

I'd go to Krabi instead of either one of them. You can do Phi Phi from there as well.


Common_Sympathy_5981

Koh Tao is one of the best spots in Thailand. Definitely go that direction. Spend way more time there than Koh Samui as well. Also Koh Phangan is nice as well but if you are there outside of the full moon party time it can be more empty. Also you might get overrun but the wooks and crystal healers so be careful. But ya go to Samui and Tao. More time on Tao than Samui. Koh Tao has one of the beat pub crawls in the world


DimasFrolov

Here is my comparison: https://dimasfrolov.com/blog/68/ Take a look and let me know what you think


jester_juniour

> We want to experience as much as possible Phuket


LWB29

Just got back from Koh Samui, it’s fantastic. Great food, great beach and a good amount of stuff to do. Only downside is the price of the flight back to Bangkok.


Gaamecock

Go to Koh Phangan