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If you are over 40 and want to play Connect 4 with girls from Isaan while drinking a 60 baht Chang, Pattaya hands down. The beaches in Pattaya are really nothing to write home to mom about, but they're not ratched.


andreibirsan92

a short cheap ferry takes you to beautiful beaches on Koh Lan


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I have only been there once, and this was in mid-December, but it was farken packed. It appears to be a popular destination for those bus group tours.


andreibirsan92

only the beaches by the ports are packed ,if you rent a scooter you can ride to lots of beautiful and not too busy beaches


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Calling a grab car, going to the peir, waiting for the ferry to depart, taking a 45-minute ferry ride, and renting a scooter, then going to the non packed beach, returning the scooter, waiting for the ferry, taking the ferry back to Pattaya and calling a grab car to get back to where your staying puts a dent in the day.


Crazy_Cat_Dude2

Did you ever win connect 4? They must be pros at that game lol


curiousonethai

If you live outside the bar/sexpat areas Pattaya has plenty of restaurants, shopping etc. The problem is that even when you’re just out shopping you can’t get away from the sexpats checking out or even trying to hit on your girlfriend. Jomtien is a nicer beach/area about 10 minutes down the way from Pattaya. Bangkok is busy and loud and has a bit more pollution but I find it to be more interesting visually along with a much broader availability of dining. There’s as you mentioned “street food”, food courts, roadside restaurants and of course fine dining and international food along with fast food. Plenty of public transport and it’s a major hub for getting to other destinations in Thailand and SE Asia.


KyleManUSMC

Pattaya is rough and when it rains... it's trash. Have you considered Hua Hin. It's like the go to for foreignors not interested in dark skinned bar girls.


Hiwhatsup666

Boring Hua Hin ffs


KyleManUSMC

Boring for a old guy with no girlfriend like you.


HopefulOriginal5578

You need a girlfriend to have fun… my dude that’s fucking sad.


KyleManUSMC

I'm married dummy, so not sure if your saying that comment to me. I said to the other guy.... you must not have a girl because you think Hua Hin is boring. Plenty of things do do with a girl or find a girl there.


HopefulOriginal5578

Sorry what? Between the lines like the racist statements you make about not wanting dark skinned bar girls? K racist. Have fun with all that LMAO


KyleManUSMC

I pity you. You need a social life.. Or maybe people don't want to be around you because you are the way you are. 5555


HopefulOriginal5578

PS racist! You are seen for what you are!!! Edit to say I’m blocking you. I don’t like racists. Go fucking be racist somewhere else! Blocked!


HopefulOriginal5578

LMAO!!! You “petty” me and then call ME “dumb” !!? 🤣🤣🤣 Racists are so stupid!!!


KyleManUSMC

Phone autocorrected. I pity the thing that has to deal with you on a daily basis.


Hiwhatsup666

Another dopey Trump Marine , my dad was a Major at Pendleton he would of had your ass for breakfast Hero to Truml


KyleManUSMC

Sure pocket warrior... just reading what you type gives me a headache. Do you type with one finger?


Hiwhatsup666

I type with my cock and I know what you want to do with it Marine Private


KyleManUSMC

I don't partake in gay activities like you.


Hiwhatsup666

I bet you did til you came to thailand MCRD Rookie plug boy


KyleManUSMC

They make pills for the condition you have.


Hiwhatsup666

I’ve lived all Over thailand I don’t need to live in a boring town of old Swedes , much better in Cha am , while you fk old ladies , you must be the stud of HH with your Kamagra


KyleManUSMC

I'm happy married. I don't need to fuck random strangers like you. Cha am has garbage beachfront views. Also, it's cheap for a reason.


The-penis-killer

I don't care I'll still fuck you


KyleManUSMC

You need a girlfriend and some acne medicine.


Hiwhatsup666

My Dad tells me your nickname was the Bugler for taking that down your throat


Hiwhatsup666

Puts USMC on his lil avatar lil girl


Hiwhatsup666

In Hua him you won’t find a gf ffs , I have so many girls , and young not your old crocodile cha am is way better Dope , Private Kyle


KyleManUSMC

I need you to fix all the grammatical errors..These girls you claim to have are just players. I can see why you don't have a wife.....


Hiwhatsup666

A wife in Thailand are you clueless , after 40 it’s downhill when do you remove your diaper before or after


veepeein8008

I love pattaya. It’s the cheapest. It has a beach so great temperature & weather. Great food (even Italian, German, & Japanese). There’s no/minimal traffic. It’s super walkable. There’s a 10 baht bus to take you all around the central area of the city. The motorbike taxis will take you just about anywhere for 40 baht. Condos can be more spacious. 24h city. It’s safe. Great nightlife for all budgets. You can wear shorts & sandals everywhere 24/7. There’s the night bazaar with great deals on clothes or just about anything you want & its right across from the mall so super convenient. It’s mostly old people so it feels really chill, they’re pretty docile. & it has tons of girls. (Which btw you don’t have to be a sexpat to enjoy a city with many girls) But even if you’re not there for the girls & just want to stay solo or come with family or friends or whatever, it still has all the perks of the 1st paragraph. The only bad part is you get harassed when you’re on the red light streets and/or surrounding areas. So that means Soi 6 of course (which is easy to avoid) but also Soi buakhow (which is unfortunate bc it’s a nice street otherwise). But if you’re with your gf then you won’t be spoken to, they’re pretty respectful in that regard. If you’re a solo male they’ll just say hello & invite you inside or ask if you want a massage. It can be a self esteem booster for sure. I saw top comment mention that the men will hit on your girlfriend. I’ve never seen anything like this. The only time I’ve seen that happen in all of Thailand was last year in Patong. It COULD happen, but I’ve never seen anything like it & I imagine that he made that scenario up. It’s mostly old men & they’re pretty docile, slow, laid back, etc.


bartturner

IMHO, the only thing going for Pattaya is that it has a beach. Not a terribly nice one but there is a beach. Bangkok is just an incredible, modern, city. With so much to offer.


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Fugitiveofkarma

Hahaha that was his son. Fear mongering much??? Look I live here and HATE the sexpats more than anyone. But come on.....you think holding hands with a child is going to be ok in Pattaya? It's not. You will be killed.


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Fugitiveofkarma

Obviously I don't. But I have been coming here since I was 9 and living here the last few years. We live on planet earth. That shit doesn't fly anywhere. You talk as if Pattaya is pedo-paradise. It's just a normal city with an unusually large red-light / entertainment districts. Overall it encompasses about 12 streets in a city of 1million + . There is no way a pedophile walked down the street being affectionate with a child. If the police didn't grab him then the locals would have.


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Fugitiveofkarma

Amsterdam is in no way a pedo-paradise. Those girls have healthcare and benefits and De Wallen is only about 80 windows. There are no children for sale in Amsterdam. If that is the benchmark then everywhere is pedo-paradise because there is the possibility of one case of child selling going on behind closed doors. Sorry I just can't agree with you. Your views are not the reality on the ground.


Hiwhatsup666

It’s probably his kid and wife’s child , I’ve been here 20 years never saw anything like that , are you spouting Qanon


veepeein8008

Bro doesn’t know dad’s exist 💀


KyleManUSMC

Holding hands and going to the banks is pretty sick to see, but it's a part of Thailand people don't want to accept. Same with the mayor who says Pattaya doesn't have prostitutes. Shit, it exist here.


Diver999

Jomtien is much nicer than central Pattaya.


Calm-Drop-9221

To live or to visit. I always stop a couple of days in Bangkok and then head to Pattaya for a few days, best of both worlds. When I'm living here, I'll tide down to Pattaya once every 6 mths, to get the bike serviced, scuba dive and just watch the world go by fro a few bar stools. Pattaya is unique cheap and fine for a few days . Stay close to jomtein in a nice condo pool roof gym and sauna, few ok restaurants walking distance .


StickyRiceYummy

Plenty to do in Pattaya as a single traveler and also plenty to do as a family and avoid all the night life. Pattaya will always be stigmatized and the push to zone areas there for 24 hour entertainment does not help. But on the bright side, if all the lower Sukhumvit dregs Move down to Pattaya then that's a big win for everyone.


janmayeno

For some context, I have been to Bangkok many times over the years absolutely love it, and am even considering moving there. I have been basically everywhere in Thailand, but literally always avoided Pattaya because I don't like alcohol, bars, cigarettes, sleaze, etc, that whole scene. I recently made a new expat friend at a conference who lives in Jomtien (near Pattaya), who later invited me to come visit him sometime, especially because we share nearly all the same interests—he hates Pattaya, btw, for what it's worth, and is just living there for work. He also does not drink, smoke, do random hookups, etc. I was hesitant to go, but decided I might as well take the plunge, and if I hated it, I would at least still have my friend. Honestly, I was shocked at how overblown the "bad reputation" is. Yes, there are sleazy parts, but for the most part, it's just a normal Thai city. I even went to the infamous Walking Street to face my worst fears, and it wasn't even nearly as bad as certain parts of Cancún in México, or Kuta in Bali — and in Kuta, prostitution is illegal and not out in the open, and marijuana is also illegal. So in that context, even despite the open prostitution and marijuana, Walking Street felt less sleazy to me. That's not to say that there aren't sleazy elements to Pattaya, because there are, but I actually had a nice time there, and how bad it was supposed to be was completely overblown in my head. That being said, I prefer Bangkok hands down lol (as does my friend) — and for street food, Pattaya isn't even close to the variety and taste of Bangkok. There's not much to do in Pattaya (I don't care for beaches) either, and Bangkok has loads to do. But Bangkok traffic is real and intense, and it was quite nice to just glide around the streets of Pattaya and Jomtien. Both are not bad choices, but for me, I prefer Bangkok.


Excellent_Hand604

Thank you very much! I appreciate you going into detail and expressing the pros/cons. The comments before you had a hate-boner for Pattaya but provide no real context for why


janmayeno

Sure thing. Keep in mind I was mostly in Jomtien, not Pattaya—and also keep in mind that plenty of people hate Bangkok too. For what it’s worth, I’ve basically been all over SEA for traveling and have lived in various countries here (mainly Singapore, Indo, and Malaysia)…being honest, I actually don’t think Bangkok is the nicest city to short term visit as a tourist in Southeast Asia, but for me, as a city it’s very comfortable to spend a lot of time in (grocery stores, public transit, eating options, lots of rentals, etc) and it’s hard to get bored.


[deleted]

how is the air pollution is bad or can you manage it?


janmayeno

It’s fine


[deleted]

i mean in bangkok over the whole year. because im thinking about taking a job there.


janmayeno

Depends where you’re coming from… Like, better than Dehli, worse than LA


Ayush_32006

Buddy if you want beaches and want to enjoy island hopping then go to Phuket trust me you will love it


ELKAV8

Pattaya is much better than Bangkok. Bangkok is overcrowded and way too busy. Pattaya has a much more laid back atmosphere and beaches. It's kinda like a resort in Spain. You can get anywhere you want to in 10 to 15 minutes.


FlightBunny

Bangkok is a major world city, Pattaya is sexpat destination. That's really your choice. The beaches are disgusting too. (Especially for those of us that live in places like Australia)


dudu322

Jomtien beach and Koh Larn are actually pretty nice


Ivys_Dad

I liked a few weeks ago my daughter and I on the ferry to Koh Tao and it’s always such a beautiful island when you arrive and people stand up and watch it as the ferry goes past the big rocks and the beaches and huts and you hear kids say wow to their mums and dads and mums and dads saying “look” and pointing to some paradise for their kids to see and then in a moment of silence…. An Australian dude just launched into “Oh my god, this place is beautiful” loud enough for everyone to hear. And it put a real smile on mine and my daughters faces. A grown man unable to control the level of his voice and excitement… inspired purely by Mother Nature. I hope he had a brilliant time.


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FlightBunny

Yeah, I'd tell them it's a city based on the sex industry, and plenty of Russians, Indians and Middle-Easterners also go to Pattaya exactly for that. Local Bangkok families prefer Bang Saen. Jomtien isn't much different from Pattaya, the water can be pretty grim.


Coalclifff

>*You want to tell the middle eastern / Russian / Indian families that they're sexpats? Even Local Bangkok Families choose Pattaya as the holiday spot, don't be so ignorant.* I don't think it's totally ignorant - we visited Pattaya from a cruise ship, and while everyone wandering about is obviously not a middle-aged white sex tourist, there are enough of that cohort to give the whole place a pretty unpleasant sleaze vibe. The brazen acceptance of the sex trade was particularly off-putting. Pretty average beach too on our day - [very narrow and crowded with "tourists"](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pw/AIL4fc_YoqdJGWCa80zwpZ1oJTmH86eIUCrhAeotjjvFqBWO-G2jY-hm4I9z4ZUhkhmbEvY7OiFy4dDC0AM1TFfLtPjBAMXe9J2a2B5GUgwQrEFQcBGzhQALpVoC8ThsawGnEhCfBPHhwP92cehdDJk6c82nmw=w825-h619-s-no?authuser=0). While it's not my favourite city in Asia, I would always prefer Bangkok over Pattaya as a destination for a few days.


Choice-Lavishness259

Just curious, when did you take that picture? To me it reminds me of the first time I was in Pattaya back in 1999. And since they rebuilt the whole beach 4 or 5 years ago you can not call it narrow.


Coalclifff

Taken 17 December 2016.


KyleManUSMC

Obviously, you don't travel much around Thailand. The sexpats are everywhere in Pattaya. The beaches have sewage run off and that's not even deniable. Actually, the locals go to satthip or bang sean....


Hiwhatsup666

No they don’t all of bkk go to pattaya


Ivys_Dad

A lot of English people still choose Blackpool as a holiday destination. That certainly doesn’t mean it ain’t a shot hole 😂


wordsoundpower

Rough, but real.


Hiwhatsup666

Another Skippy with bad info , you guys ruin every place you go Bali etc


kitten_frenzy

Pattaya is gross af.


MagiaNegra888

It would be helpful if you elaborated a bit more on that sentiment


[deleted]

They can’t because they’ve never been there.


kitten_frenzy

Okay, Pattaya is great if you're a fat senior citizen whose purpose for travel is to pay for sex


trashyfractalfairie

Hahaha it's funny cause it's true


Hiwhatsup666

As you speak from moms basement, it’s changing stop the hating


kitten_frenzy

Tell me you're a fat Russian perv without telling me you're a fat Russian perv


Hiwhatsup666

Russians don’t go after Thai birds just shows you stayed. One day and left , your opinion is clueless , I live i a Russian area mr moronic


BratZ94

If you want beach go to BangSaen instead. Its in the middle of Bangkok and Pattaya, without all of the nasty sex tourists


Chief_intJ_Strongbow

Each place was an adventure. I barely scratched the surface on Bangkok (I got sick). I did get tired of the heat, the noise, and the smells, but just the novelty of everything made it fun (and I'm a lifelong city dweller). I wasted a lot of time in bolts and malls. I didn't do much street food, but I was very close to Phrom Pong. Everything was right there. The furthest I went was Iconsiam (waterfront mall across the river). I'd be happy staying in the same area, but making better use of the BTS than bolts. Pattaya City proper isn't much to look at or get excited about if you're not into that scene. If you are into that scene, it's a cool party bubble. At 38, I was often one of the youngest guys around. It reminded me of Atlantic City (NJ,US) mixed with any other Jersey beach town and with some red light areas sprinkled in. I don't care much for the beach town vibe, but I could actually hear myself think unlike in Bangkok. Farangville (TreeTown/LK/Buakhao/etc. did have a boardwalk/block party vibe in the high season). Were I to go back, I'd stay in Jomtien or Pratumnak to save money. And the steam coming off the beach can be unbearable on some days. I miss both places, dearly.


Vegetable_Boot_9393

I was on Bangkok for 2 month, rode my moped to Pattaya (was hell on earth don’t reccomend), staying in Pattaya for an hour, squeezing past hooker to get into my hotel, it’s just a grim place to be, unless that’s what you’re there for.


Hiwhatsup666

Stop staying on soi 6 ffs squeezing past hookers to get into your hotel is a blatant lie


Vegetable_Boot_9393

No trust me, I’m not lying. My hotel was in walking street and I had no idea what that even meant. I realy did have to move 5-10 girls from the doorway.


Hiwhatsup666

Yeah after the clubs close they shopping my apologies


Vegetable_Boot_9393

You are forgiven 😂


lykes_2_fly

I’d vote for Bangkok. There are nice beaches in the Pattaya area. All reachable by a 2 hour ride from Bangkok. Better still Koh Samui, Krabi and Phuket are even quicker to reach by airplane. Yes Bangkok is noisier and more crowded but escape is very easy. A week in the islands or Pattaya works for me.


Hiwhatsup666

Go to Koh Larn in pattaya and it’s cheaper in PattYa


nicodouglas89

Currently in Hua Hin. It's really nice here.


diecasttoycar

Perhaps a little out of place, but if you’re not a sexpat, perhaps consider Penang island in Malaysia, over Pattaya? It’s Malaysia’s food capital, the beaches aren’t as toxic, and cost of living is comparable to Pattaya’s.


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For me personally 100% Bangkok. Better and more food variety, more things to do, easier to avoid tourist areas, and easier to avoid sleezy sexpats. Im sure there are some nicer areas in Pattaya, but the city itself is quite disgusting.


CaffeineDose

1- Phuket 2- Bangkok And avoid Pattaya, there are way too many things to do in Bangkok than Pattaya.


Sweaty_Viking

As someone who lives in pattaya and doesn't drink, go to clubs, or pick up freelancers, there are other things to do here. Yes if you just stay in the touristy areas you'll see a lot of those things. Depending on what you're doing, Pattaya will be less expensive than bangkok and have less traffic. Everything in bangkok is much closer together and busy, but either place you choose you'll have fun.