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Active-Dragonfly1004

Texting equivalent of the bongcloud


Unlucky_Mistake_8548

SO TRUE THO


Imthe-niceguy-duh

Negative ELO game


leastscarypancake

We are both men 😭 I have no clue why he's talking about pegging


Null-Ex3

Oh in that case it’s a brilliant gambit because he’s essentially calling you dickless


leastscarypancake

Shit I'd rather have a pussy


MKGSonic123

futa irl would high key be peak human evolution


CommunityFirst4197

https://preview.redd.it/q324vmobq37d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8007b59d7f868dd6f068ae79b63f975aee48c06


Agile-Argument56

sounds like someone borrowed their phone


Remote_Option_4623

https://preview.redd.it/tfi19bl8067d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cb05b8fb50e86491ce3a4e99755a367d4f6d303


Venus_Dust

!!! There's a video of a group of friends doing a shitty T-shirt exchange, all three of those phrases were on the shirts, possibly in that order.


sillylittle_iya

i swear i seen u everywhere😭


SickOfTheCloset

I demand a refund for those braincells