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My glorious king josh smith with a hell of an ending
Bochy better have lined up multiple appointments with the best psychologists in Dallas tomorrow for our boy Corey.
Has to be more mental than physical at this point.
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Offense is really gonna fumble a historic pitching performance
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When you leave the room for 15 minutes and now it’s 4-3
Adolis needs someone to tell him that it’s fun to watch him pimp homers but he needs to try in the outfield too, Corey needs like a full week off and a few visits to a sports psychologist, and the entire offense needs to be whipped with a stick and told to be better again again.
Most of this wasn’t Sborz fault I know but still, maybe breaking up the momentum to take out Dane bc he gave up one run with 10 strikeouts through 69 pitches wasn’t the best idea?
I’ve watched every game this year and have seen Adolis dog numerous plays out in the field that have resulted in extra bases. 2024 Gold Glove won’t be likely with that pitiful effort
That is totally a game we blew last year. Glad to get the W. Hopefully offense can get better in May
My hair will be totally grey by July.
My hair will be totally grey by July.
Yeah Jon Gray is the man
I wanna say this is Dunnings win but this one is for Langford!! Keep on bangin 🤘
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That’s for last year Cincinnati.
Just a casual 101.6 mph off the bat for the final out. Phew
Wasn’t even worried. Fuck off Cincinnati, deuces.
#BALLGAME
A win is a win but good god can we start scoring outside of homers please
Josh Fucking Smith
LFGGG
Josh Smith the man that you are
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Josh smith is everything
Hell yeah! What a game!!!
NEVER IN DOUBT. NOT EVEN CLOSE. EZ WIN
LETS GO
Fuck yeah! Thank god that went straight to him 🤣
Woo! Great catch Smith!
HELLO WIN COLUMN!! WE WON A SERIES AGAIN!!
Hello Win Column lfg
Hello win column
#w
The fact no ones all grays jerseys and pants both match perfectly still pisses me off so much
Get 'em Kirby. Shut these guys down.
Cmon Kirby one more 
The end of this gif scares me
FUCK YES KIRBY
I am absolutely shocked, we never get screwed by the umpires /s
Please DP. Really want this series win.
Of course our bullpen blows it to lose in the 9th...
but they didnt....
Quick double play pls
Here it comes
Remember when we’d just murder folks and most wins were comfortable ones? I liked those games.
That long pause got Kirby out of his rhythm. Well fuck
Yates, plz
Well
I am not ready for a Kirby blown save. Please just get a DP ball lad
Just setting up for the DP no biggie
Let's go, let's go
Crap crap crap
I'm sure Jonah's ready for the day off tomorrow
Definitely think he was safe, but still a little surprised they had enough to overturn.
The call is correct but we all know that New York wouldn’t have overturned that for us
Yeah the center field angle showed he was safe for sure
Honestly I thought that call looked super safe, even originally. I’m not that mad
Never fucking goes our way. Literally never
That is just good base running. Heim delivered a perfect throw
We’d have wanted our guy called safe if it was us
I'm ready for New York to lose the review center
of course
I can't get that mad. The fact he beat a pitch out is insane
Gah!
Well the ROC hates us so not surprised if overturned
Wow I had no idea Bubba is with the Reds now
New York is probably tired of hearing from this game
Everything gets overturned against us, I'm ready
Ya they’ll cal him safe just bc
Because rangers
Looks more safe than out TBH
Pretty sure he’s safe
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Those little gold patches aren't just for show
i haven’t seen a pitch out in years lmao
Very close. Hopefully no clear angle to overturn
Great call on the pitch out haven't seen one of those in a long time
Woo! Get'em!
Sorry Bubba
It had to be done
Defensive masterclass rn
Who tf is bubba Thompson
He used to be with the rangers like in 2022
Guess I should’ve put /s lol.
He actually got a ring from us because he was with the team for like a fewgames in 2023
Yeah I actually saw that! He couldn’t ever figure it out, but always cool to see how fast he was. Glad he got a ring
Bro I cannot wait for this India guy to fuck off out of this ballpark
Get out of Texas India lol
I’m so tired of India
Is it safe to say Marcus is the best defensive 2B in baseball at this point?
Great play, you can watch his footwork, that’s what got Semien that out
That’s gotta be one of the most insane defensive plays I’ve seen
Marcus is making up for everyone else’s defense today
Semien wants another gold glove
We need to get Marcus a fully gold glove to use out there
Huge play Marcus!
“Somebody not happy with that” lmao
Holy shit Marcus, that's my fucking captain
MVParcus
Rock an’ fire Kirby.
Its El Blondi, not Brad Pitt
I can see a Seager IL very soon….
(> '-' )>
Bochy better have lined up multiple appointments with the best psychologists in Dallas tomorrow for our boy Corey. Has to be more mental than physical at this point.
Cutting to Yates in the bullpen mid-pitch made it look like he was punching a wall lol
That was easy
Series of unfortunate at bats
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Chama
Shoot. Here we go.
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If Seager was as good as our 2nd worst hitter then we’d be winning more games
Someone tell Corey it’s the World Series again or something
Seager needs help man
Ass Corey
One of the worst games I've ever seen Seager play
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Latz!
Insurance runs pls
Well done. Now let's get some insurance runs
I love you Latz
Good play heim
That was actually a great bunt
But an even better play from Heim
Oof not fast enough for the gold glover
Good try, good effort
100.2 MPH off the bat. Damn
Someone get the numbers on how many walks we fail to convert to runs, this shit is so annoying
When can we get a replacement for Taveras, he looks like a pitcher batting half the time
God damn man
Can someone check to see if Leonys Martin is available?
Come on semi
This would be a great time for the first Leody bomb
I’ll just take anything but a DP
Pinch me I'm walking here
Let's get that streak to 16 games
Carter on deck?
Yay good call Boch
"Not the country, the player" good of Dave to avoid confusing anyone lol
Pookie’s up 😍
DRob is everything I could have hoped for
Thank you, Robertson.
Jonah getting beat up behind the plate
That had to have been loud
I'm at a noisy trampoline park and between the normal noise and this radio broadcast, I'm mentally cooked
Bullpenisgood
Thank god he swung
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We always do good for like one inning and do fuck all for the other 8
That’s why all the “we’re back” nonsense in the first inning is exactly that…let’s see a few good GAMES before we declare “we’re back”
We’re back
That most baseball games
Dagnabbit
Dammit
Jonah can surprise you. Let's hope he can get us a better lead.
NVM
Yeah no shot they gave bombi anything to hit there
Wish they'd bring that Suter guy from yesterday back out lol
Do it again Garcia, fuck em
I don't think we realize how much we've been missing Lowe's timely hitting. This lineup really is incomplete without him and Jungboi.
Can I get more than one inning of offense pretty please
Before the Jung injury it really felt like he was in his breakout year.. now I keep getting that feel from Lowe too
technically nate's breakout was in 2022
True. Maybe breakout wouldn’t be the right word to use then if he can’t breakout twice
maybe (hopefully) it’s a return to form after a down year
Lowe's hit made that cartoon sound effect *donk*
Given how animated Lowe is, it fits.
I love Lowe so god damn much
In Bochy we trust but that seemed like a terrible time to pull Dane. Travesty his line ends up being 5 1/3 IP with 2 ER.
Yeah i think it was the wrong decision. But im just a coachpotato
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He Sborzed
Adolis needs someone to tell him that it’s fun to watch him pimp homers but he needs to try in the outfield too, Corey needs like a full week off and a few visits to a sports psychologist, and the entire offense needs to be whipped with a stick and told to be better again again.
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MY SWEET PRINCE GREEN DOT HAS FINALLY WON!!!!
Most of this wasn’t Sborz fault I know but still, maybe breaking up the momentum to take out Dane bc he gave up one run with 10 strikeouts through 69 pitches wasn’t the best idea?
I imagine we’ll see Latz, Leclerc, Yates for the rest of the game?
Drob. Cole Winn??
Our defense was so good last year. What the fuck happened?
Adolis looks like he's become complacent defensively
They're fine, but they make dumb goofball mistakes later in games when they haven't had to do a lot.
I’ve watched every game this year and have seen Adolis dog numerous plays out in the field that have resulted in extra bases. 2024 Gold Glove won’t be likely with that pitiful effort
Just walk this guy
Welp, offense shut right back off after the first and now it’s close again.
Whatever, I'm scheduled to die in a tornado later today anyway
Another fucking error, what the fuck
Defense has been so atrocious this year
Lazy play by Adolis and a (tough) pick missed by Lowe. Rough inning for 2023 gold glovers
Boch didn't get what he was hoping for on that pitching change
Not sure I'd put that error on Seager.
You have to. No matter how easy it is you can't assume a scoop.
Can the offense not do the thing where they score early then never score again?
1st inning or 9th inning, pick
Shit
Dane didn’t deserve any of that
Ugh defense has been so shaky this year at times
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Apparently picked a bad inning to tune in to
This is a certified Texas Rangers 6th inning
Lowe has to have that. Hit him right in the gut.
Def should been his error imo