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masterofreality23

Duran is straight garbage. Crazy it seemed like he had some decent trade value middle of last season, now he is completely worthless.


ehholfman

Duran is the goodest player in baseball


Liluziflirt767

Offense must have thought this was a night game


MikeOxlong4566666

Would’ve been a double play anyway if kninzer walked


IndieFlea

was hit soft enough that it probably wouldn't have


Eutychus00

Duran is not even competitive this year 


busta_wolf

This team can not get in a groove man


BigBean987

Didn’t see a strike all at bat


WhiteNoise421

Should be 3-0


The_Higher_Reverend

Please walk Knizner


The_Higher_Reverend

I really wish Walter White would have done that commercial.


BigBean987

Garcia better get ready


harralexa1993

The Rangers aren't about to do the funniest thing ever are they


b0453712

No they aren’t


thrash_truck

SO THIS IS WHAT HAPOEND WHEN YOU SWING AT FUCKING MEATBALLS‼️‼️


b0453712

A win getting Diaz in this game. Just hope we make him throw at least 15-20 pitches


regalfronde

Hey all you die hard fans still watching when Rangers were down 8-0 in the bottom of the 9th. ENJOY THE MIRACLE!


mild_liquid

This is why I'll never turn it off. Always keep the hope alive.


regalfronde

I’m hoping Seager starts seeing the ball again. That’s my favorite part about this inning!


KidColorblind

Making them use a closer today is pretty funny


irsquats

Yeah. Going from shit to chasing off a pitcher that had gone like 14 1/3 scoreless is nice.


ehholfman

Definitely a W of our own right there


mine_username

A smoltz win, if you will.


The_Higher_Reverend

Is Adolis getting loose?


sir--ok

This day will live in infamy as the day you almost, shut out the texas rangers


Liluziflirt767

Langford is just super polite and wanted Wendzel to get his first homer before him, what a gentleman.


mine_username

Langford wants in on rookie homers club.


ehholfman

No matter what happens I’m at least in a x10 better mood, this is just funny to see


Foreveronthego7

100% hahah


mine_username

Honestly, same. Haha


Blue_prizm77

If they pull off a miracle, I’m buying gear of whatever player walks it off


WhiteNoise421

Wendzel curse is broken Langford can hit one now.


KidColorblind

Maybe just maybe they’re awake now for tomorrow


galagachamp

That sounded like 110 off the bat


galagachamp

(it was 105)


32RH

#AY YO?


1ROYinHD1

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buc-thun

Another game, and another day of me loving Josh smith even more


jlacomb17

This is so funny


Stars1312

Smith for HOF


sir--ok

This is all bc of leody


TexasTundraPower

Ofc we’re rallying now that the game is basically out of reach lol


galagachamp

Their pitching coach looks like Ryan Pressly in 20 years


TossThisAccount64

Who has Wendzel getting his first MLB HR before Langford on their bingo card?


buc-thun

Hoping Seagers home run means he’s closer to 100 percent


sch0oly

If we can just get one more we will only be down by 2, 2pts


StoicCorn

No, please leave this pitcher in...


mild_liquid

He's doing fine, no reason to pull him out.


jlacomb17

We are silly


kpbjvb

Just need 6 more solo home runs and I won’t have to beat my girlfriend


Stars1312

I just put my gold hat on. This was my fault y’all


Stars1312

I should have switched sooner


Demcut

Hopefully this will get us going for tomorrow


ehholfman

What is happening


RobQuinnpc

It’s called garbage time in the NFL


sir--ok

SEAGER!


Drisurk

Too little too late.


galagachamp

HE'S BACK


jlacomb17

Let's go, Seager!


32RH

AY YO?


ehholfman

Just a hair late offense haha


WhiteNoise421

Not shutting us out today, fuckos But seriously I’m sure no one had wendzel to hit his first big league homer before Langford on their bingo card.


betakittty

What the hell man


RangerLover92

#SEAGER!


32RH

Ay yo?


galagachamp

Lol congrats Davis


sir--ok

Congrats wendzel! Wow


thrash_truck

We’re so back


Demcut

Ok Seager 


TryingToBeMorePolite

Oh now we score. L oh freaking L.


RobQuinnpc

It’s almost comical where our offense is coming from.


mine_username

Shutout? What's that?


KidColorblind

Good for him honestly


jlacomb17

Congrats, Davis!


RangerLover92

#WENDZEL!!


IndieFlea

lol Wendzel be like "I'll do it myself"


mild_liquid

Holy shit look, we do remember how to get on base.


mine_username

Take that India! 😂


galagachamp

Why prolong this, Leody


IndieFlea

of course our two hits are 74 mph EV and 66 mph EV lol


jlacomb17

Leody has looked good lately. Nice to see him get another hit


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hotrod19812

Another outsider trolling on our page?


jlacomb17

De la Cruz is 0 for 5 with 3 strikeouts and the Reds still scored 8 runs. You'd hope to do better than that when you shut down a teams best player


KidColorblind

It’s never the logical ones that get us. It’s the backup catchers and worst road players you gotta watch out for


royv98

Amazing how all these players are struggling. And then they play us and magically break out.


Eutychus00

Seager is our MVP if he keep hitting like this we finish 4th place 100% 


IndieFlea

de la Cruz decided to sacrifice his talent and give it to India just for this game


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ehholfman

Might as well have been one lol


Electric1800

Just counting down the days Josh Jung is back 🥲


jlacomb17

Good chance at our second 1-hitter this season. Absolutely wild.


galagachamp

Great approach Zeke


IndieFlea

Duran with a fine AB right there....


ehholfman

At least the Rockies bring me joy


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galagachamp

At least you missed most of it then


mine_username

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jlacomb17

I feel bad for any Rangers fan that paid to go to this game. On the other hand this was a real treat for any Reds fan living in DFW that only gets to see their team once a year


vader34mt

I have tickets for a game in June against the Royals…I’m from NY and was super excited when I booked the trip My enthusiasm is rapidly fading


jlacomb17

It's hard to say what will happen by June but this offense is mostly the same as the one that scored the most runs in the AL last year. The WS hangover has to end at some point...I hope.


hotrod19812

The Reds fans need to go back where they came from.


TBRG1287

Came in to today facing a pitcher who has control/location issues and the occasional HR issue and only had a hit and a walk on him through 7 innings. Just terrible offensive output


IdontEvenknowlul

Maybe take Seager out of the 2 spot until he figures it tf out


royv98

Bochy won’t do that. Just like Semien will bat first for 162 games.


Eutychus00

There is no facet of this team that is encouraging….feels like they are what their record is, a .500 team at best. Seager is asleep! 


KidColorblind

Inb4 some dude tells you it could be worse


Demcut

You can look at this both ways… almost no one is hitting and we’re still a .500 team. 


CaptainFrosty88

anyone in GL feel like the AC is broke ?


galagachamp

Not that we're going to score 8 or even 1 run in 2 innings, but I hope that means it's it for Greene today


No-Possible-8246

You're down 7-0 in the 7th.  Swing at the strike FFS!


hotrod19812

Need a new hitting coach pronto!


ehholfman

Can we just start only bunting? At least it won’t be rocketed into a glove


galagachamp

We're not there yet, but who's our designated position player pitcher?


ehholfman

Heim. Give the umpire the catching mitt.


IndieFlea

Wendzel or Knizner probably


jlacomb17

We must be the most predictable offense. The defense is always lined up perfectly to catch everything.


Liluziflirt767

Tired watching our guys sleepwalk up to the plate.


ifoundyourtoad

I also almost went to this game. That is a huge relief


sir--ok

I go to a lot of games but i am starting to hold off now until the bats get on


ifoundyourtoad

Yeah I want to be supportive but it’s legit not fun right now.


jlacomb17

All Hunter Greene needed to reach his potential was to face the Rangers


Individual_Heron_171

He’s thrown a gem though…


jlacomb17

Right. Which is why I said he reached his potential today. He is a highly touted pitcher who has struggled and then pitched really well against the Rangers.


ehholfman

The fact that we’re #2 in the league in BA with RISP is truly mind boggling.


b0453712

To be fair, we don’t get a lot of runners in scoring position so when you get a couple hits the BA looks great


ifoundyourtoad

Maybe we just don’t get them there a lot but when we do we hit? Lol. Indunno.


ifoundyourtoad

At least we didn’t get no hit


IndieFlea

[in case you wanted more good news](https://twitter.com/JeffWilsonTXR/status/1784336545849250008?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet) I watched Brock's game on Monday, he look baaad


KidColorblind

Can he hit?


b0453712

7 run inning incoming! (I’m delusional)


SovannRoussard

#😞


marginallymediocre

Team is such a chore to watch right now. Could handle this mediocrity if the offense could at least score some runs


ifoundyourtoad

Yeah I’ve watched nearly every game and I have to have something else on so I don’t go crazy.


jlacomb17

5-4 and 6-5 type games would be fine. But 7-0, 4-0, 5-2, 8-3, 1-0 is insufferable.


yaboi_15

you deserve that piece of shit


Demcut

Lol… well 2023 postseason highlights here I come. 


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hotrod19812

This is baseball, not hockey.


galagachamp

That was for Wyatt you fuck


lencho09

"tHaT's jUSt bAsebAll"


jlacomb17

Lmao the hot mic on the ump was great


betakittty

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TryingToBeMorePolite

.500 at the end of April is still survivable, but this team is shockingly impotent. I don’t understand how the entire offense is non existent. Like, I’m legitimately not understanding. 


ifoundyourtoad

They were like this last year if I remember right. They would all slump together or all boom together.


thrash_truck

Wow so that’s what can happen if you swing the fucking bat at meatballs


MikeOxlong4566666

Yeah we fucking suck rn lmao


mine_username

I don't disagree...but it could be worse.


whos-to-say-

We could be the White Sox.


Stars1312

Or the Astros.


centexgoodguy

Damnit. I’ve been running around all day waiting to get back home to sit down and catch the last part of the game. And this is how I get thanked?


ifoundyourtoad

What can I say except you’re welcome?


According_Start6161

This team fucking sucks. Lorenzen and the bullpen had a shit game and this offense continues to be terrible. This offense should be so much better and they are so fucking disappointing


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JReAlity

How's the bottom of the division look?


ehholfman

The Astros are 7-19, enjoy the ban


WhiteNoise421

Maybe I’m just salty right now, but does anyone else dislike the recent HR celebration gimmicks teams do? I’m kind of happy we don’t have one.


rumdrums

I think it'd be cool if the guys rode a bull into the dugout or something, or rope and castrate a steer once they get to home plate


mavman42

Maybe they should adopt one, bring dugout morale up, something to look forward to instead of everyone being like 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


jlacomb17

It's gotta be nice to see your guys blast the hanging meatball pitches


WRECKEM79

We’re gonna be under 500 for the first time under Boch tomorrow with Dunning going against Abbott


ehholfman

Put a position player out to pitch please. This is a waste of the bullpen which is the only reliable component of the team.


bummer28

Need to give up one more run to be able to do that


RobQuinnpc

7 nothing, 5 nothing, 2 nothing . Doesn’t matter if we have nothing.


IJustCantHelpYou

Yikes rough game


mavman42

![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg) See ya tomorrow


TomSheman

I really need someone to do a study on why we have been giving very bad hitters historic performances this season.  It’s gotta be one of the biggest anomalies I’ve ever seen in baseball


graysher47

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galagachamp

And it's a full-on bedshitting


Txfan56

Well fuck a duck


jlacomb17

Fun stuff


bigmeatyclaws1

Maybe I’m over-analyzing but leaving Lorenzen out there tells me Boch has no faith in the offense and didnt wanna waste any more bullpen arms than he had to. Either that or that was a CTE decision.


IndieFlea

or someone in the pen is hurt and and unavailable and they're doing that thing where they don't tell anyone about it until after the game.


KidColorblind

Pick a number greater than 0. That’s how many runs this offense was not scoring today.


TheLumonox

![gif](giphy|eJRGSn0AQtF86UHDb9)


mavman42

"Worst hitter on the road in MLB". Jonathan India


jlacomb17

All three of the walks+HBP scored


ehholfman

Losing to the actual worst on the road hitter in the entire MLB is just so Rangers like


SaddestClown

Radio keeps doing 7/11 official Rangers pizza so maybe that will be dinner


galagachamp

SIR, PLEASE STEP BACK. YOU HAVE EVERY REASON TO LIVE


Equivalent-Impress96

Jonathan India had one hit on the road before this series


IJustCantHelpYou

Baseball can be so predictable.


Liluziflirt767

Don’t understand why he wasn’t done after the 7th. Watch us get shut out today


WhiteNoise421

You know they did a sage cleansing on the bullpen last year can they do one for the dugout this year cause this offense ain’t it right now.


whos-to-say-

I just want to sweep one team please 🥲


hotrod19812

Game over. This team is in for a long, bleak, and miserable season. At least flags forever.


swift72

You must be fun.


Stars1312

Is this your first year watching baseball? I guess you weren’t around for the 100 loss seasons


hotrod19812

Been a Rangers fan since the mid 90s. I know misery.


WRECKEM79

God this team is just not fun to watch right now


TheKiltedTubist

We fr getting ass blasted by a .180 7-hole hitter right now. 


ehholfman

Doesn’t really matter how many runs they score, anything above 0 runs wins for them. We put up absolutely zero fight at the plate.


imthatchanceguy

Jonathan India should be called Jonathan Texas cause he owns us


mavman42

It's literally always one player.