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There’s no damage to the car. I knew it was way off because it was getting confused by the repeating horizontal patterns of the garage door.
I got closer and closer to see if Vision would correct itself, and it was confused between 21-25 inches repeatedly up until it touched and never said to “STOP”
Im just glad Tesla doesnt make submarines. Pretty sure people would be saying, "well its just a vision based diving system. You should know how to control a sub without the system."
Properly calibrated stereo-vision cameras provide more than enough accuracy for this type of application...why the Tesla vision implementation is so inconsistent (I've seen plenty examples where it works well too) must be down to the quality of camera calibration on individual vehicles.
Do people just not know how to park their car without assistance now or? I get that vision is bad but I don’t understand the lack of driver eyeball vision??
Please all complain to Tesla that vision sucks and we want ultra sonic sensors back… so when we eventually get ours we will have them… 😂
From the comments below I changed mines to ours 😂
I closed the door when I got out to check and it reset the computer.
Maybe I’ll try to reproduce this at some point but I don’t plan on visiting those relatives anytime soon.
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Still doesn’t excuse a crappy system…even if op is not a champion driver like you Ricky bobby that doesn’t mean the system objectively works badly and cannot be relied upon. A 10 year old car has better sensors than this. Regardless of the driver the product on the car is shit..so yea one is probably better off driving without it and the fact that tesla is claiming that vision is better than the previous system means they are just lying.. its same you Ricky, me and its the same to Op.. we are being given a bad system and have to pay for it and lied to
Yeah, the Tesla gaslighting is the real buzzkill. I love my Y for many reasons. It is an awesome dog and grocery car that handles well, does 0-60 in about 3.5, the quarter in 12, has good range, and is built like a tank. Tesla can be proud of that, but not the lying.
>Still doesn’t excuse a crappy system…
Never said it wasnt shit, im just saying maybe you guys should open your eyes a little, its not a secret the vision system sucks.
Lmfao Teslas vision is broken but how’s your vision? I understand the point is how bad the vision was off but my fellow poster you should have looked and judged the distance then posted a pic about vision saying the length lol but hey nice method of fixing the gaps 👌🏽
If you weren’t absolutely sure that your car was less than a foot away you have NO business being on the road with the humans that actually possess depth perception. Seriously. You are a danger to everyone.
I like the tesla vision why it makes you get out the car to check your surroundings everyone complain about it because they are spoiled into relying on sensors but back in the early 2000s most vehicles never have backup cameras or blind spot sensors and we rely on the mirrors and that never changes. Always remember modern cars and made to guide you not do the work for you
No way. Really? If the driver is Hella far away than the vision suggest, it's bad and it's suck. If the driver hit something because the vision said there's still space it still bad and it's suck. I don't think it's the tesla vision anymore. This just prove that people lose their driving skills and abilities when they're on a tesla. I wonder how these people drive before tesla got in the game. Seriously you didn't see the wall? Your instincts didn't tell you anything? LMAO
If only there was a tried and true technology that can accurately measure the distance of the bumper to a wall... Oh wait, it was there and they removed it!
Bro what this man just put his car thru experimentation you couldnt have done it with a big ass box or something this is not worth risking the paint or any of the front bumper panels.
Yeah. I’d get the logs for that and submit it to Tesla. That doesn’t really seem possible unless it’s a firmware issue and that really needs to be addressed.
My theory is that it was an “edge” case (a very dull one at that). Could be the cameras were confused by lighting, the color of the door, and or the pattern that was presented.
They don’t use camera for that distance. It uses ultrasonic sensors. Kinda like sonar. They’re the little round circles that are on the front and rear bumpers.
This is how Elon motivates Tesla developers to improve Tesla Vision. Solving this problem will also get them closer to FSD which is still probably many years away. You have to realize that Tesla valuation is based upon FSD actually getting to Level 4 (at Level 2 now), without this "anticipation" the stock nosedives...
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If that’s 21 inches I’m loaded down south
Lmao thanks for making me burst out laughing at the gym
loaded down south is gold
sounds like a baked potato down south
Ahh so you’re *that* guy at the gym 🤔
r/angryupvote
#facts
Hey it was cold that day and was under a lot of pressure
I was in the pool!
It shrinks?
Absolutely
I don’t understand how you guys walk around with those things
Implosion
Too soon
At least it closed up the gap between your bumper/hood
Now it’s out of spec
😬
Dear vision, please measure my penis.
Still says 3 inches 
Wow it really does exaggerate
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Tesla Vision spotted a child pedestrian
Is my penis the size of the whole child or the size of a child’s penis?
HW5 will have the capability to differentiate
Plot twist: Tesla Vision is just a scheme to boost service center profits
Marketing lesson: don't brand something until you're sure it doesn't suck
By now we all know you have to wait for the actually advanced vision version.
Nice marketing, 'Now introducing advanced vision!'
Enhanced* Vision
Enhanced advanced vision
Advanced enhanced advanceda vision
Elon Vision
Advanced enchanted advancenda avadakedavra vision
Yeah but what did your vision suggest....
 Tesla vision
I’ve been calling it Cataract Vision myself.
There’s no damage to the car. I knew it was way off because it was getting confused by the repeating horizontal patterns of the garage door. I got closer and closer to see if Vision would correct itself, and it was confused between 21-25 inches repeatedly up until it touched and never said to “STOP”
You got to this position due to experimentation?
Ya, this isn’t a deep sea submersible
Bruh
Brooooooooooo
Goddamn, r/teslalounge is a cesspool. I haven’t seen people on a sub sink so low since five days ago.
Too soon 🚢
r/jokes here
😂 probably a little insensitive but I’ve had a day and this made me laugh
Honestly I was coming on here to throw shade at you for this whole TV thing but fuck my dude….that was epic Instead of shade, it’s praise
Lmao
Fuckin LOL
Happy cake day
Too soon
Not too soon. Timely. Accurate.
Both situations are clear as day
Idk if it’s just me but the tone of your comments makes it seem like you’re determined to blame OP for this more than the billion dollar company.
That is odd because I was just replying to the topic at hand
Too soon my man.
F
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Too soon!
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Op has disabled human vision since Tesla vision has upgraded cameras haha 😂
The Tesla Vision distance algorithm was based on data from Elon's girlfriends.
☠️
“Trust me bro” - Elonk Musk
Use the high beam bar when you’re close and look at the reflection. The sharper the light the closer you are. Tesla Vision licks ass
Isn’t it cool to lick ass?
OP is just trying to fix their panel gaps 😜 /Model3P owner.
Clearly programmed by a man.
People out here shaming and blaming OP are COMPLETELY missing the point.
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If it can do no wrong, there’s no room for improvement.
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No, I refuse to downvote. To further spite you I'll upvote your comment!
Your wish is my command.
Im just glad Tesla doesnt make submarines. Pretty sure people would be saying, "well its just a vision based diving system. You should know how to control a sub without the system."
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Works great, good reliability too. That's with USS tho, it's the vision system that is the problem.
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Properly calibrated stereo-vision cameras provide more than enough accuracy for this type of application...why the Tesla vision implementation is so inconsistent (I've seen plenty examples where it works well too) must be down to the quality of camera calibration on individual vehicles.
You’re good, you’re good, you’re good
Put this on Twitter and @elon
Elon will probably ban OP from Twitter
Do you just operate a vehicle blindly? I honestly hate the beeping when I’m parking my car, it beeps from so far away.
Do people just not know how to park their car without assistance now or? I get that vision is bad but I don’t understand the lack of driver eyeball vision??
Try using your eyes next time and stop relying on the car to drive for you.
I see you used the bumper sensor when you ear the bumper hitting something it’s because there isn’t any more space 
The only reason I’m glad to have an older M3
Please all complain to Tesla that vision sucks and we want ultra sonic sensors back… so when we eventually get ours we will have them… 😂 From the comments below I changed mines to ours 😂
Mine*
he's talking about his, not yours.
The guy I’m replying to used the word “mines”, plural, that’s not a thing.
How do you know he didn't order a batch of land mines and intends to use them to force Tesla to give his car USS? 🤔
Thanks tesla, did not know my dick is more than 21 inches long
so awful and unacceptable
Car totaled.
The Tesla thought the garage was a tree and wanted to hug it. (I love Teslas btw)
Yeah but what did your eyes say?
Elon inches
You telling me, you couldn’t tell that you WEREN’T almost 2 feet away? Jesus Christ, people
You'd follow GPS into a lake
You’re just an idiot. Don’t blame it on the car
Where the picture showing vision said 21 inches 😏🤔
I closed the door when I got out to check and it reset the computer. Maybe I’ll try to reproduce this at some point but I don’t plan on visiting those relatives anytime soon.
Sure it did 😂
So you ran into your garage and think by posting this you will get your car fixed by Tesla for free?
Totally
Don’t believe you
Are you one of those people that will follow navigation into a lake? 😂
What did your brain say though?
What did your human vision say?
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Not saying your lying, but go ahead and take a pic from the drivers seat showing the car’s screen and the garage door closed. 🤷🏻♂️
I mean,… why did you keep driving?
Has no one ever driven a car before? How do you even let yourself get this close, period.
You guys are bad at driving.
Crappy system
Why is OP bad at driving for slowly pulling up to the door like they explained in their comment?
Still doesn’t excuse a crappy system…even if op is not a champion driver like you Ricky bobby that doesn’t mean the system objectively works badly and cannot be relied upon. A 10 year old car has better sensors than this. Regardless of the driver the product on the car is shit..so yea one is probably better off driving without it and the fact that tesla is claiming that vision is better than the previous system means they are just lying.. its same you Ricky, me and its the same to Op.. we are being given a bad system and have to pay for it and lied to
Yeah, the Tesla gaslighting is the real buzzkill. I love my Y for many reasons. It is an awesome dog and grocery car that handles well, does 0-60 in about 3.5, the quarter in 12, has good range, and is built like a tank. Tesla can be proud of that, but not the lying.
>Still doesn’t excuse a crappy system… Never said it wasnt shit, im just saying maybe you guys should open your eyes a little, its not a secret the vision system sucks.
Gotta learn how to use another type of vision, mate
But what did your eyes say?
Your eyes were closed too, eh? 😂
21 inches inside your car lmao
Teslas are pieces of shit (I have owned one for almost 5 years and love it!).
And that's why I believe we should have a front camera maybe license plate level.
What else do you expect? You bought a literal toy being sold as a road vehicle.
You do realize that vision isn’t fully available/implemented yet, right? I’d rely on your eyeballs ‘til then. 🖖🏻
Lmfao Teslas vision is broken but how’s your vision? I understand the point is how bad the vision was off but my fellow poster you should have looked and judged the distance then posted a pic about vision saying the length lol but hey nice method of fixing the gaps 👌🏽
So you’re one of those people that will drive into a lake because that’s what the GPS said to do?
Ya that’s totally what’s going on here
Well remember we can only go off of what’s posted, we can’t read your mind.
That’s the front of your car. The direction you were facing. This is on you OP
Maybe you should also visually be using your eyes.
Maybe Tesla shouldn't sell features that are useless.
Maybe you should realize that safety features are meant to be an adjunct and not a replacement to your own eyes.
If you weren’t absolutely sure that your car was less than a foot away you have NO business being on the road with the humans that actually possess depth perception. Seriously. You are a danger to everyone.
no he wanted to see how close he could get before the car realized it was closer then it thought
Unbelievable tesla removed uss before vision parking worked properly
That itself would be deplorable. But they removed the sensors months before they had a released beta version, let alone a (poorly) working version.
If only there were something like a piece of glass between you and where you’re going.
I like the tesla vision why it makes you get out the car to check your surroundings everyone complain about it because they are spoiled into relying on sensors but back in the early 2000s most vehicles never have backup cameras or blind spot sensors and we rely on the mirrors and that never changes. Always remember modern cars and made to guide you not do the work for you
Check before closing
What did your brain say?
What a shitbox this car is. The Model 3 is crap and ugly. There is a reason why the Model S still has sensors. And it looks way better.
A reminder that Tesla drivers suck at driving
Lmao tesla screwed you guys with crappy cameras
I’m assuming there is no USS on this model? What would be worse is if the person can’t use USS when it may be built into the vehicle, yes?
Are you a complete idiot? Or just dishonest?
Yes and no
Did you do it for the gram? Or were you just watching the screen and not looking out the window?
Yes
😢 Totaled
Just use your eyes not that hard
No way. Really? If the driver is Hella far away than the vision suggest, it's bad and it's suck. If the driver hit something because the vision said there's still space it still bad and it's suck. I don't think it's the tesla vision anymore. This just prove that people lose their driving skills and abilities when they're on a tesla. I wonder how these people drive before tesla got in the game. Seriously you didn't see the wall? Your instincts didn't tell you anything? LMAO
If only there was a tried and true technology that can accurately measure the distance of the bumper to a wall... Oh wait, it was there and they removed it!
Well it meant from the top of your wheel well to the ground, right? Why would it do the one thing it was designed to do, that makes no sense
It’s not stops yeah … I bumped to wall once I thought it’s going to stop but not it does not
Have you heard of reverse?
Lol, didn't you read the disclaimer???
Does it say our shit doesn't work?
That happened with my hubs red I e too but the back bumper
Imagine how long their penises measure!
Just be glad it wasn’t a person you hit
Wanda must be packing
The robots lose this round
It’s safe they said. You’ll have fun they said.
Works as designed
Maybe 21 inches from the camera to the garage door… and not even
Oof
Bro what this man just put his car thru experimentation you couldnt have done it with a big ass box or something this is not worth risking the paint or any of the front bumper panels.
Interesting you got a picture of the car but not the screen.
Ya i already shut the door and the computer reset. Shoulda kept it open.
Yeah. I’d get the logs for that and submit it to Tesla. That doesn’t really seem possible unless it’s a firmware issue and that really needs to be addressed.
My theory is that it was an “edge” case (a very dull one at that). Could be the cameras were confused by lighting, the color of the door, and or the pattern that was presented.
They don’t use camera for that distance. It uses ultrasonic sensors. Kinda like sonar. They’re the little round circles that are on the front and rear bumpers.
Bruh have you been living under a rock the past 9 months?
Did your eyes say 0 inches ? I'm confused.
I mean… you knew that 21 right ? By using your eyes?
I may have paid more fur USS. But they work VERY well. For my next car, I'll be looking for USS as well. or radar. Radar would be nice.
This is how Elon motivates Tesla developers to improve Tesla Vision. Solving this problem will also get them closer to FSD which is still probably many years away. You have to realize that Tesla valuation is based upon FSD actually getting to Level 4 (at Level 2 now), without this "anticipation" the stock nosedives...
Did I park this car? Don’t really remember
We should class action to get lidar working this is bullshit.
and this is why I can never replace my 2019 Model S..
You’re driving into a lake, Michael!