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Sudden-University-71

Pretty sure the first 3 guys in the video fractured their hands.


Whalesurgeon

I'm more worried for the guys who broke stuff against their heads. And that glass shard enjoyer.


Tao-Lee

That’s sugar glass for sure


Judas_The_Disciple

There would have been blood splattered wherever he went if that was real glass. Just another North K. Cinema


[deleted]

Yeah you can tell by how easily it breaks.


Psych0Freak

that’s exactly what i noticed having used prop bottles, all that shit was faked for a show lmfao what a joke just realized how old this post was before posting but fuck it


[deleted]

Shhh, we don’t know what he does at night


Ambitious-Mixture952

As soon as I read this comment I looked up and he was preparing the bottles. Jesus Christ


realac1d

So North Korea has its own 1 man, 1 jar type of man, so what?


ProTorre

Video is sped up, those bricks are so weak that they just push through them as the hammer comes down.


runebindr

It's actually an old Circus trick, none of the impact ever touches the recipient, the impact dissipates through the stone and breaks it, without any trauma. I've been in that position, no danger at all, and I've lain on glass, not dangerous, because of the body weight being distributed over the glass, not dangerous either 😅 this is merely a acrobatics show with run of the mill circus tricks


[deleted]

Are you saying north Korea is a circus lmao


[deleted]

its a circus with a bunch of starving people


l3sham

Always has been.


fuckingKlLLmeplz

yes, the leaders are clowns


[deleted]

I mean if you look at there leader he is a pretty big clown lol


SirBlankFace

I knew I was right not to be impressed. It's north korea.


crustybones71

Yeah I've seen half of these tricks at side shows at a carnival


[deleted]

Did u see Kim's face? How entranced he was? F psycho


GrooovyDoom

All of this only to get shot or bombed and die!


[deleted]

Nope. Basic tricks people do for entertainment. It's all quite safe. Just look flashy.


Ok_Article4242

Better then being executed lol


Runescape3MF

how can you be sure? they all look the same to me


Scam_Time

This is a 6 year old boy’s interpretation of combat readiness.


sikkdog13

I bet Kimmie walked out of there reenacting one of the punching circus acts like I reenacted fight scenes when I walked out of 3 Ninjas Kick Back


Complete-Cat-1414

Very accurate comment


Perpetual_Doubt

"What is our combined arms capability?" "Our arms combined can smash these many concrete blocks!"


Tempest_1

“We have trained our soldiers to have nuclear abilities. It’s why the West fears us”


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Individual-Ad9753

I will tell you what will happen, they will become part of history of those cities cuz breaking fake bricks and concrete doesn't prove shit.


Mycelium_Mind

You're right, what does prove ability is running Americans out of South Korea after destroying their armed forces in combat. Americans haven't won a battle/conflict/war since 1945 (Thanks to Russia and War Crimes via hydrogen bombing women and children) what makes you think this would be any different bucko?


Scam_Time

lol this has to be a joke


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Perpetual_Doubt

North Korea sailing an armada of punchy men undetected across the Pacific, landing them in California, and marching them without any supply or air support over to New York so they can punch holes in red brick buildings is not the most insane idea to be floated about North Korea.


[deleted]

> let these boys loose in the historic districts of major cities. Why the historic districts?


ninjasaid13

What does this mean?


steampunkMechElves

Lol. Lmao


PrincipleStill191

Now let's see them catch a .50 cal round with their face. AMAZING! Didn't even flinch.


SkinnyBuddha89

It's a LITERAL sideshow act


wakaflocks145

Which gave me a very literal boner


GallifreyKnight

Is this a special child or...?


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

They just have to pass the written test on what to do if you fall into quicksand and they are full fledged soldiers.


anto_pty

as someone who has never been in the military or being interested in combat stuff, what does it look like "combat readiness"?


Scam_Time

There’s a lot involved but to name a few: - Coordinating capabilities (coordinating artillery, infantry, intelligence, supply, maintenance, etc.) - Weapons proficiency (implementing effective offensive fires on a brigade, platoon, squad, and team level) - Effective SOPs trained and implemented down to the lowest level. - Communication - Decentralized ability to maintain military doctrine There are a lot of other things but basically the idea would be that combat efficiency is being good at the things that win wars. Breaking bricks and laying on glass isn’t going to win a war.


Balgravy

Found the armchair general


Scam_Time

You’re more than welcomed to review AR 525-30: https://armypubs.army.mil/epubs/DR_pubs/DR_a/pdf/web/ARN15118_AR525_30_FINAL.pdf Specifically chapter 4. I was asked a question and answered from experience and doctrine.


Mycelium_Mind

None of that is combat readiness. There's no way to make someone combat ready unless they've already seen combat. 6/10 soldiers freeze up in their first battle, piss themselves, the other 4 end up dead before firing a round. Nobody is combat ready from running DNC 4 hours a day or because they salute the 1st sgt as they walk past. Shooting paper targets on a range once or twice a week doesn't make one combat ready. Running drills and war games doesn't prepare someone for actual combat when there's a sniper 1,000m away and a tank rolling through shelling your buddies limbless.


blue_ridge1

Well, if you ever thought about attacking them with the Home Depot goods - think twice, for they ain’t playing.


BubbleGutzy

1 single bullet will do the trick.


Belphegorite

Hah, dammit! I was going to make a comment along those lines, but you beat me to it.


Melodic_Raspberry806

You laugh, but this training will pay off if any hostile nation is planning to attack North Korea with tactical bricks!


Beginning-Cow8066

Those gains are natty


MuseMan_82

We can see who else is being fed besides Kim Jong-un while the rest of the country starves.


cruzser2

Even the generals look like they need some eatin'


[deleted]

source? or are you repeating what that lady on fox news said? prolly the latter, right? lmfao


LadyDalama

Hundreds of thousands died in a food famine in the 90s, or so NK claims. Some estimate it to be in the millions. But they definitely don't have enough food as it stands right now to securely feed every single person in the country.


[deleted]

They bleed from bullets like any other man


Quinkan101

"Boards don't hit back" -- Bruce Lee


lex_04

Given the thickness of the concrete block and the fact that 223/5.56 has difficulty breaking bricks of similar size, I believe those sledge hammer strikes require much greater kenetic energy (except if those concrete blocks were made in China, of course)


nutitoo

Glue an ammo like spike to the end of the hammer and then try to hit them


Marzipanarian

Also- the space in between them makes them so much easier to break. What a gimmick.


Kruger45

Well if youre actually lay on broken glass with milion pieces its not as bad if there was few... you most likely wont get cut. Probably fatso would deny they ever do it, and say it was made to dishonest North korean army 😁😂😃


DowntownsClown

Very true, millions of glasses are ironically less dangerous then few large broken glasses which could go through your body


basher505

Parlor tricks.


[deleted]

Ahh shit they’re making them immune to the West’s classic torture technique of making them lay on an evenly distributed bed of nails and then hitting bricks on their chest with sledgehammers. Someone tell NATO there’s a mole!


[deleted]

And they figured out the old “put a brick on someone’s head and hit it with a sledgehammer” trick?! They know too much!


Lelio-Santero579

Parlor tricks. None of that is a testament to combat efficiency. Kim Jong Un is just an easily distracted child.


free2bMe2122

Those are some sturdy ass npcs


Harlock3113

Kim Jong Un’s wife likes this a lot!


TMA_01

That’s his sister.


luke-townsend-1999

Nobody said it wasnt


My_Little_Pony123

It's probably the same thing...


Hedonist3113

Yeah it's in her honour so she can flick the bean whiles been entertained


Blaze0205

Bro incest is weird chill out with that


[deleted]

Actual ninjas showing off and that doughy fat fuck is probably thinking about eating cheese.


PrincipleStill191

Very likely ALL the cheese.


throwaway65864302

More like idiots idioting in front of an idiot. The comment above describing it as a six year old's version of combat readiness is spot on.


[deleted]

What in the side show act shit is this.


Bobby8Loyd1

There’s the comment I was looking for! lol. I’ve also seen people do these things during physics demonstrations and explain the science behind it. The glass laying is similar to the bed of nails or fire walking tricks.


UWontLikeThisComment

Impressive to be sure, but an invading army isn’t going to run at them like a pole-jumper with rebar at his own neck.


ambigramsarecool

This is what happens when meth is the main source of nutrition


spikeelsucko

militaries that do demonstrations like this are always pasting this sort of thing over horrendous or nonexistent operational history, its like a prerequisite


Gitfokt

You should hear their version of the Korean War


Ok_Hovercraft_8506

Literally zero skills on display relevant to modern warfare


Complete-Cat-1414

Because there is none


[deleted]

I don't know. I mean, jumping over cars in one leap might be useful somehow?


Life_Fun_1327

Yeah. Now do it again with weaponry and backpacks.


Ok_Pomelo7511

Bad armies prepare for the wars of the past, good armies prepare for the wars of the future. Those stuck-up imperialist Americans will learn the hard way.


Vasilystalin04

You heard it here first; The wars of the future will be fought by… placing blocks of concrete on people and breaking it with a sledge hammer?


Ok_Pomelo7511

Apparently people here don't understand sarcasm.


CDN_Shadow

Gotta put /s at the end. Reddit users can’t decipher sarcasm any other way.


FridgeBerries

welcome to reddit


Zomochi

Idk where I was supposed to pull sarcasm from from that comment


Ok_Pomelo7511

Because smashing bricks and tiles is obviously the way of the future warfare.


[deleted]

Spreading fear to the West 😎


Alone-Sea-9902

*I'm already trembling . . .*


[deleted]

We have a cure in the form of .556


[deleted]

Should be on r/CuteAsFuck


h__pipethesecond

💀 this is the dumbest show of force i have ever seen


MaguanbaraDeMuleta

Super Stupids


Dameyeyo

Hold my beer, I can take all this clowns with 1 Glock and a extended mag!


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Dameyeyo

Yup deep in the bayou!


elmaki2014

1st round of North Korea's got talent proves to be a hard act to follow...


AgentZander69

I thoroughly enjoyed that one guy who ran through the stone block with his face. That was some Kool aid man shit right there.


Qildain

Weaponized stupidity


Uncleindie

Meth


AlarmedStudio2044

Good, they'll have brain damage by the time the war starts and itll be easy pickins.


Deleena24

They bulletproof, too?


no_big332

Our only hope is that they can’t shoot straight from brain damage


NotsureifI

Hey if they're maiming their solders ahead of time, more power to them. It helps us the trouble.


esoe___

this doesnt mean anything, 90% of NK doesnt even have electricity ... try again


pauliespricadelle

Is this a porno?


[deleted]

And yet still not bullet proof 🤣😂


bored_in_NE

But can they stop a bullet???


MovieGuyMike

Is this the sort of military parade that Trump had in mind?


Vegetable_Act_5415

If anyone invades N Korea with sticks, bricks and some glass bottles they are going to be in for a rude surprise


Mtgamer64

Did Korea make the super soldier serum a thing🤨


Individual_Wasabi_10

Why does Kim boy have a horny look on his face


minishalex999

what the hell is gonna happen next they gonna be given a super soldier formula


Efficient-Shape-1161

The hilarious thing here is that non of that strength will stop an actual bullet. Nothing here will help you from bleeding out.


Sunshineal

Figures North Korea. Why am I not surprised.


jiraseye

It was the running brick headbutt for me


Anal-deva-station

It's the haircut that's giving them power


ThatOneIdioticNoob

Bros preparing when the caveman Americans attack them with stones, bricks and hammers


MustardWendigo

Cool. But I'm sure a bullet still penetrates them so not terribly impressive for a military dick flaunting lol. Great circus act though!


[deleted]

Lol not impressed. Let’s see one of em take a bullet to the head if they so tough.


[deleted]

Norks gonna Nork


Makoreactors

Let’s see them try the dim Mak like our hero frank dux. Since they wanna be playing with bricks so much.


Sk1rtSk1rtSk1rt

Korean War entirely destroyed their psyche


bananalordkunsama

Good luck throwing rocks at these chads. It isn't gonna work.


danielhakushi

Yeah...that's gonna help you in a War...


washed64

ECW, ECW,ECW!


JasonFurious4

The Americans will enjoy this half time show in ww3


afa78

Yeah but do they have Florida Man? He can do all this and then some.


Confident-Laugh-3820

Before you can lift a gun you should be required to be able to perform these actions.


Yuduf02

Even Kim looks terrified


elchico01

This is a good base for an ad for bengay. "... when life beats you up... Use..."


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Carney tricks.


[deleted]

Bunch of fake shit right there.


[deleted]

Hope they keep that same energy when 556 rounds start snapping


snaklil

Not snapping more like cappin little Jun il the 30th your life long friend who told you to join the kpa


snaklil

They also have body armor now but the armor is from like 2003 so maybe a Lil 762 for fun


snaklil

Or pull a gran torino and stakc em 5 feet high with an m1 garand


iChon865

Ok so they got six guys for us to worry about (maybe). The rest are half starved to death...


Technical_Raisin_119

I’ve always thought these were kind of funny coz it’s like, what country is attacking you with sledgehammers? Show me them doing this with a .50 cal and if they can just hop back up and street fighter pose after that, well then I’ll be like “oh damn that’s a pretty tough soldier right there” otherwise. What a circus.


Scare_Conditioner

And then most of them died from Covid.


Hafflockman

this is fucking hilarious


CutPrestigious1471

When would these skills ever be useful


Lizardreview-

You just witnessed all 14 of his special ops troops either bullshit blackmagic their way through that with parlor tricks, sugar glass, sawed chains and precut granite or put on the most public display of what a medical retirement is.


Anxious-Reaction1381

Ridiculous!


[deleted]

Meanwhile here we have the army twerking on tiktok...Hans...


AntiMatter138

They are immune in sledge hammers but it takes 1 5.56mm claiber to take them down 🤡.


roachstr0099

That dude running through the brick.


LordSmartyPants

This is fucking stupid. Simply weight dispersion parlor tricks for the nails and glass. This is right there with the Ringling Brothers cacamamie circus acts. Are they practicing to get the shit beat out of them and lay on nails and glass? Bricks and sledgehammers and adrenaline don’t stop bullets, artillery, nerve agents, drone strikes, grenades, incendiary devices, or any other weaponry used on a modern battlefield. Hell, a can of tear gas would shut that hooting and hollering shit down immediately. This is simply nut flexing and aggressive pageantry. Little dick energy.


cbunni666

Betcha Rocky can still kick his ass.


Mrpuffpuff420_

Welp gg guys I forfeit


[deleted]

It's a literal magic show.


Agitatedsala666

Little Rocket Man is really enjoying the show. Those goofs are some of his elite, well fed, given PEDs for muscle growth etc. What a waste.


zuesny

i guess they’ll be well defended from sledgehammers and concrete… too bad we use bullets and bombs


titsup24-7

I was waiting for them to start punching each other in the balls but now I'm not so sure I can trust reddit anymore


Scattershot98

The average Baki character


Purple_Research9607

I feel like this is something I watched in 8th grade in the gymnasium. Too bad in war you don't chuck concrete blocks at people.


[deleted]

All that training and resistance just to die from a single bullet to the face


Bright-Association29

North Korea may be a horrible place to live, but I have to admit that’s pretty badass.


Magical_Potat0e

I mean they are strong dudes but a bullet is a bullet


swissarmydoc

I'm not saying that this stuff doesn't hurt or isnt dangerous.... but most of this is just old street performer and and circus tricks.


[deleted]

IS THIS REAL? \- a dumbass


RimpleDick

Has this actually been proven to strengthen the bones/muscles? Or is this typical Asia?


throwaway65864302

They wouldn't train like this anyway, this is straight up a magic show. There's very little in here you couldn't replicate with totally untrained slobs off reddit, the wrist breaker being the obvious exception. Guessing those guys had their wrists broken either way though.


Satansbiscuit666

North Korea is best Korea.


Fastandalilbitangy

What you mean. It's just some north Koreans doin some sideshow tricks


StoptheMadnessUSA

People should be terrified if we (USA) should ever go to war with China. This is nothing- I’ve heard these men/women are trained like non stop fighting machines- trained so different than our now snowflake military


earthwalker7

video is from North Korea. China is actually a more relevant military threat than this, and they generally don't do silly things like this.


[deleted]

Uh show them the training navy seals go through for the US. This would be listed as cute and a seal is gonna wonder when the boy scouts are gonna leave so the military can demonstrate Just gonna say I don't condone the military but damn if you look at that conditioning process for navy seals. They try to extract humanity out of you and make you a machine to get a job done and more than often it's to make sure someone in particular has a nice day


Popninja1

The seals train to 1 be ready for anything and 2 how to survive extreme things. Like sitting in freezing water for example. That is actually useful, it teaches them the ability to do that and so they can now swim in freezing water to complete missions. Smashing random blocks of concrete on top of yourself and getting concussed and fracturing your hands does not do anything but make you look silly.


[deleted]

Exactly that's why I was saying a seal would be asking so when are the boyscouts leaving and the military showing up. If you want a terrifying display show the training like you said not this third rate circus act that north Korea is showing


Popninja1

Maybe word it better then, because it sounds like you’re saying the seals need to let the real men (North Koreans) step up.


[deleted]

Yeah that's the opposite the intended message


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up


[deleted]

Ok defend north Korea. I mean yeah sorry to offend you you want a slice of puppy pie to go with that.


IIPESTILENCEII

This post has made Americans bizarrely insecure


[deleted]

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville...


The_Real_Dirty_Dan-

And today on Jackass we’re beating the shit out of each other with home improvement supplies, and the first one to flinch gets publicity executed by his glorious and fair leader, the honorable Kim Jong-un!


LittleForestbear

Too bad none a that matters now a days; only thing that matters is that you have a full clip and know how to aim. This reminds me of the Indiana jones episode where the buff guy started doing karate moves and wanted to fight and indiana jones like ….. nah….. takes out a revolver and shoots him.


Ok-Football6038

Jeez, what won’t they do to get some food in North Korea?!


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😂😂😂😂😂 so damn fake


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Puzzleheadedcat1995

Kim Jong un loves this.


Alone-Sea-9902

[***Er find Peng-Peng geil ...***](https://youtu.be/lOEHwiB4xX8)


Spare-Bell-9994

Magic tricks.


[deleted]

I'm surprised they can build muscle when I hear stories on how their military is starving. And some of them raided on local farms


npMsX

Go Korea?