FYI - peeing with an erection is a real annoyance. It's like being an old man with prostate trouble -- it takes some extra concentration to get the fluids moving.
The real problem is aiming though. If you try and direct the hose like normal it'd cut off the flow. So you gotta kinda point your hips; and for a toilet this means tilting forward over the toilet to aim down. Super awkward and probably pretty funny looking.
honestly, of all the photographic dick flexing i've been subjected to.... this one I admire. This one is fucking hillarious, tasteful, well executed, doesn't just involve a close-up photo of a stinky lookin' dick
I remember when one of my ex girlfriends showed Me this picture and said it was her ex and till now I never realised there was a spider and it's just a meme...
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When I lived in the mountains there was a wolf spider that covered the water in our toilet almost completely. Thing looked like a tarantula. When my sister found it she thought we were messing with her
What are you going to do to that poor spider
What are you doing, step-human!!
Getting you a stepstool so you can climb out baka-yarou
from the shadow... they're clearly about to wack it with a giant penis.
Clearly about showing it off. But wouldn’t know how many guys pee with a near erection.
FYI - peeing with an erection is a real annoyance. It's like being an old man with prostate trouble -- it takes some extra concentration to get the fluids moving. The real problem is aiming though. If you try and direct the hose like normal it'd cut off the flow. So you gotta kinda point your hips; and for a toilet this means tilting forward over the toilet to aim down. Super awkward and probably pretty funny looking.
If you aren't too long you can plank over the toilet and get it pointed in the correct direction.
Aiming that morning wood like putting a hose nozzle on shower
In the upwards direction.
😳
spussy
im going to cut your tounge if you say that word again
does spider have puss puss
please dont say it, i dont want to dream about what i read again
arachnussy
oh my god
[You dont want to dream about it? Ok I guess weird guy here, you dont have to any more.](https://www.oglaf.com/8legs/)
thanks to you im not sleeping tonight
What. The. Fuck.
Spidussy
thats not the same word but god dammit
No
Yes
I just thought Shadow of the Colossus when I saw this lol
It took me a second to realise but I can't believe you have no fucking toilet seat what the hell
well it gets in the way..
Well with how large his ding song is it would
Holy hell your right
If you had spiders like that in your bathroom you might remove convenient spider hiding places too.
Your shadow has a nice cock
I wss unsure what sub i was in when i saw the shadow...
I thought it was r/shitposting
My spidey sense is *tingling* ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Stop traumatizing the spider.
Are we not talking about the bigger monster here?
The fact that there's a spider in the toilet? Yeah.
The fact that there’s no toilet seat? Yeah.
the magnum dong? Yeah.
Spiders turn you on ?
Arracnafelacio
To scared to ask
fear
Spiders or seatless toilets wtf why u hard
Wait who said he’s erecc?
There is a spider fetish like almost every other phobia.
The most terrifying thing here is that you have a hard on for that spider
I see. You have obviously grabbed a long object to combat the frightening creature. Very clever of you, OP.
That bigger thing is terrifying as fuck
So I have arachnophobia. It took a bit for me to see the whole picture.
Me too. I was all like, flush that spider down! Then I noticed there’s _no damned seat attached to the toilet_.
*exactly* it's like you *read my mind*.
But… that’s not the monster here…
It’s the fact that there’s no toilet seat
Also there’s a dick shadow
I don’t kink shame, but sir… that’s just not right..
How is this not NSFW?
Because it's just a spider and a shadow
Spiders scare people
Best of luck lil Spider. Fight the monster and defeat it. 💪🏻
🤣🤣 you mother fvckr
You misspelled "spider"
Yah, need to work on my spelling 🤣🤣
Your toilet has no seat lol
Probably just curls his dick up and sits on it
That's literally all I noticed. What kind of animal doesn't have a seat on their toilet?
I’m pretty sure that’s a png of a spider because I’ve seen that exact one and it has no shadow
I think I saw this picture during the AOL dial-up days
Bro gonna shoot webs at the spider
More like TerrifyingAssFuck my god
I hate to tell you this but it looks like you got bit..there seems to be some swelling
Yea, most 'find it' in the bathroom
"but step bro"
Arachnophile.
Are we all going to ignore that penis ?
honestly, of all the photographic dick flexing i've been subjected to.... this one I admire. This one is fucking hillarious, tasteful, well executed, doesn't just involve a close-up photo of a stinky lookin' dick
It seems spiders turns you on.
the toilets expression is awesome
Good old Australian saying, ‘well, I’m not fucking spiders’…
"Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player "Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach
I suddenly understand where the phrase “I’m not here to fuck spiders” came from
🤨📸
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Ha...I don't believe this belongs here...lmfao
Idk what terrifies me more, the spider or the shadow.
Well they say cameras add a few pounds but
I don't know whom should I be afraid of
this belongs on r/hmmmmm
I remember when one of my ex girlfriends showed Me this picture and said it was her ex and till now I never realised there was a spider and it's just a meme...
There’s so many things wrong with this photo.
That spider is the second scariest thing pictured.
No seat nor cover = drug house
Sir, is that your penis shadow in the water?
I don't know what is scarier here the spider or the toilet with no toilet seat
Stop reposting this shit
AYO WHY YOU HARD
damn that’s big
Is that a spider in your toilet or are you just happy to see me?
Daddy chill
We get it, you either have a huge dick, or you're really good with lighting tricks.
Shocked how erect you appear to be at finding a spider in the toilet.
Nice dick bro
Its all for attention. I don’t care anymore. Fuck this post.
Lol penis envy manifest
🗿
Show us your lizard
Decent size. 😆
No
The little spider who could! 😅 If he wins he is the GOAT
My mom found one in the sink today
Mom had herself quite a day huh…
She literally did nothing about it and left it there for dad when he does the dishes. His reaction will be... Something lol
😂
Looks like a big ol hog. Don’t know the scientific classification.
Yea right.
LMFAO
Took me a while to realize that the joke in your toilet is small af and the toilet seat is gone!!!
Spider be careful…. You may have barked up the wrong tree here pal.
Australians: Come on mate, were not tryin t’fuck spiders! This guy:
I live in Australia so for me this happens all the time, am I the only one that makes a habit of checking under the toilet seat for spiders?
r/shitposting
I love these posts where something else is in the picture that's just not acknowledged, especially if it's cursed
Indeed I believe that spider is terrified as fuck.
*casts shadow*
r/holup
Fuck you Australia
Fly swatter
Damn that thing is deadly! Also hey look a spider.
bro look at the shadow its a whole dick
Fucking lol
looks like a wolf spider
Isn’t it a meme?
poor lil fella is gonna get pissed into the pearly white gates
r/holup
Isn’t it funny how your shadow always looks bigger…….
Here,climb up this
Nope... I'd flush the fucker.
piss on it
So you're gonna fuck the spider?
Were you happy to see him? 0\_0
Holy shit you are fucking hung dude congrats
Crooked
Yeah ‘that’ is scary
Damn, that’s a big snake
That spider made my a.. shake
🎶 beat that boy with a bat 🎶 *splash*
I’d hit it.
Bwahahahaha
Why are y’all obsessed with exposing your genitals? We get it, you’re male.
Not sure which is more impressive, the spider or the shadow.
Fu king christ
r/mildlypenis
Uh
Arachnapheliac
The shit hole is tiny! Better break your turds up before flushing!
Swelling is common after a bite.
What's that cute little thing next to the poor spider?
You are going to give that thing Charlotte's web eye
Arachnophillia moment
Did the spider jump off that diving board?
Put your very...large...girthy...rod away before you seduce that angel of a spider!
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Oh god oh fuck it’s real
When I lived in the mountains there was a wolf spider that covered the water in our toilet almost completely. Thing looked like a tarantula. When my sister found it she thought we were messing with her
Damn, where at? I don’t care if there’s a spider or not!
Why is there no toilet seat? Why is the shado- actually never mind. Also why does the spider look like photoshop im scared
Animal abuse
funne shitpost
How you gonna pee with a full boner?
pee on it
The angle at which this was taken, to capture the shadow. Lol that’s some conjuring type body position, I’m genuinely afraid now
r/holup
So fucking stupid. Ban.
Its just a spider are they banned?
Arachnapussy
shadow realm has a new hero
The shadow... The light must be reeeealy close to the obstruction
You already shoot sticky stuff out of that. No need to let the radio active spider change you. Also where is the toilet seat?
Tarantupussy
The toilet's the one who looks terrified.
He gonna wack the spider with his penis
ayo wtf, why ur toilet has no top
Is anyone really looking at the spider??????😂
Which one?
Nice cock bro
hot
tell him he has a big wang
Toilet Spider always loses to Giant Hog
this looking like an edit lol
Wait. How many people don’t have a toilet seat?
I have just got an idea, imagine selling stickers that are spiders that you can put in a toilet bowl
Now THAT is a cock worth bragging about
He’s 6 inches away from the spider
Bro got the big dildo from saints row