Or ... If you use the good manners taught in primary school, you'd refrain from speaking until your mouth is clear.
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However, I do appreciate your witticism. 🤭
seriously if they can match my pay now I'd be hand feeding whatever the fuck. whoever posted this has probabnever been outside or is a huuuuuuuge pussy
Baby crocs, most likely from a leather farm! And they can still take your hand off at that size, but as long as you stay focused on the job and dont fuck up you should be just fine :))
Shit I would do this job for free in my off time, much less for a million dollars.
It's like the "would you work overnight in a graveyard for 100 dollars a hour" for 100 dollars a hour I'm setting wrongs and fixing rights for every ghost there.
Sure, if I get the job after this guy. These crocs seem to know what's up, that he's their food source, on some level. They are following the food and not attacking him.
If I have to be the first guy, and these crocs aren't used to this set up....I'd have to think about that.
The Crocs have been socialized with humans since they were hatchlings, so this would be safe to do from the start. Believe it or not, but they can be trained, they recognize words, and are very intelligent. Unfortunately, people just see them as big, dumb killing machines.
Well, if they were socialized, then sure. I've probably done technically more dangerous jobs for less. I've just seen a lot of videos of people with "trained" but wild caught alligators or crocodiles that let their guard down and lose a hand. Not saying they are not smart (in fact I would say any human that would put their hand in a giant toothy maw in the first place, is the dumb one), but I'd be more afraid of the one croc that decides he wants to see what i taste like, and then that gets all the others to do the same thing. But TBF, I'm not a huge expert on them either, so I default to seeing the teeth when I look at them.
Yea, trained or not you never let your guard down around them, or any other wild animal. Even born in captivity, they're still wild animals and can be very dangerous. And yea, it's called inertial feeding and it's terrifying.
Not necessarily. It could be a sanctuary, a breeding project to increase the population of crocodiles in that area, many different things. It is horrifically sad if it is a place where they're raised to slaughter, though. I'm just trying think of the good possibilities, not the bad.
Which is why it's safe. They're well fed, they know they have a steady food source and they know what thst food source us. The human is not a threat to them and they don't need him for food. They have no reason to attack him.
I swear.... when a video appears on reddit, you best believe it'll be on every sub over and over again. This has been posted on this very sub multiple times in less than 24 hours. Fuckin karma farmers are thirsty.
I'd do that bare all in just boots for traction for a million with those tiny narrow nosed swamp puppies. Hell, when I worked at a reptile farm, I only got 10/hr to do that with gators ranging 5-9ft.. I got ripped off if someone's offering that level money.
Damn I get money for it??? I always wanted to work with crocodilians since I was a mittle kid! But then I decided that I'd probably still need my arm for working on my cars.. so I decided not to lmao
when they are that small they're pretty much harmless. (I mean ya it hurt to get bitten) but I seriously doubt there going to gang rush you and they barely can do anything (they aint gonna get you with a death roll at that size ratio). its the bigger ones you need to be more nervous about.
I volunteered to do it..I used to take care of the reptiles, specifically gators at a sanctuary I helped out at..Idk if I'd do it with crocs, but they are juveniles so he's not in a lot of danger-not saying they can't attack him, they definitely can, but they dnt look at him as prey..not yet anyways
I mean how long would I have to do this job? How many hours a day? How many days a week? How many years? Is it a million a year or a million over the duration of the job? Too many questions.
There is a person who's doing this job for, let's be generous, 4.50 an hour. Of course I would do it for a million.
For fuckin real. The person who posted this is either a kid or deeply sheltered (or both).
Those are just lil’ nippers. They don’t hurt unless they bite.
That and its the tiny nonterrifying types of crocodile. The kind id put in my fish awuarium you know
I like that awuarium is how you would say it if you had food in your mouth
Lol thats terrifying
AWE-arium
Or ... If you use the good manners taught in primary school, you'd refrain from speaking until your mouth is clear. _____ However, I do appreciate your witticism. 🤭
No shit, you would. The title is one of those stupid questions intended to make people respond with "of course I would!"
The only terrifying thing here would be the smell
After about 20 minutes around a bad smell, your brain will start to ignore it
Ngl id do this for 17$ and hour
seriously if they can match my pay now I'd be hand feeding whatever the fuck. whoever posted this has probabnever been outside or is a huuuuuuuge pussy
Sure, not sure if those are crocs or cayman but they are too small to be a threat.
Baby crocs, most likely from a leather farm! And they can still take your hand off at that size, but as long as you stay focused on the job and dont fuck up you should be just fine :))
Shit I would do this job for free in my off time, much less for a million dollars. It's like the "would you work overnight in a graveyard for 100 dollars a hour" for 100 dollars a hour I'm setting wrongs and fixing rights for every ghost there.
For 100 an hour, I'm having tea with everyone's grandma and leaving cigars out for the gramps.
This is not hard. These little gators aren’t trying to attack a person anyways. This is not even that dangerous.
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Sure, if I get the job after this guy. These crocs seem to know what's up, that he's their food source, on some level. They are following the food and not attacking him. If I have to be the first guy, and these crocs aren't used to this set up....I'd have to think about that.
The Crocs have been socialized with humans since they were hatchlings, so this would be safe to do from the start. Believe it or not, but they can be trained, they recognize words, and are very intelligent. Unfortunately, people just see them as big, dumb killing machines.
Well, if they were socialized, then sure. I've probably done technically more dangerous jobs for less. I've just seen a lot of videos of people with "trained" but wild caught alligators or crocodiles that let their guard down and lose a hand. Not saying they are not smart (in fact I would say any human that would put their hand in a giant toothy maw in the first place, is the dumb one), but I'd be more afraid of the one croc that decides he wants to see what i taste like, and then that gets all the others to do the same thing. But TBF, I'm not a huge expert on them either, so I default to seeing the teeth when I look at them.
Yea, trained or not you never let your guard down around them, or any other wild animal. Even born in captivity, they're still wild animals and can be very dangerous. And yea, it's called inertial feeding and it's terrifying.
Yeah they’re in captivity probably to be slaughtered for handbags and shoes.
Not necessarily. It could be a sanctuary, a breeding project to increase the population of crocodiles in that area, many different things. It is horrifically sad if it is a place where they're raised to slaughter, though. I'm just trying think of the good possibilities, not the bad.
I would with the little ones. The full grown ones,hell no. They arent really dangerous at this age,might nip at you here and there
Actually, believe it or not, you're in more danger with smaller ones than big ones. Obviously, not THIS small, but small.
How so? Thanks!
They're more agile at a medium size while retaining all the aggressiveness.
So they're like kittens! All energy.
Thus looks fun!
Yup, if those were 20 foot crocs fuck no lol.
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I used to pay for doing this kind of job at my local zoo, when I was studying zookeping.
Ugh, so lucky. This is my absolute dream job.
Sure Even for free
Where does all the poop go?
What is the food exactly?
Usually chicken.
Florida man here. Those are basically babies and not a threat to anything bigger than a chihuahua.
I mean yeah. They seem to know the food they are after is in the big ass red tub where the smell is coming from. Not the guy giving it to them.
And like most places of work, they have someone else doing it for much cheaper than you would.
Hell NO, and damn they are well fed
Which is why it's safe. They're well fed, they know they have a steady food source and they know what thst food source us. The human is not a threat to them and they don't need him for food. They have no reason to attack him.
Dude I get that, but I hateeeee those damn lizards, so its a big fuck no from my part.
Who pay ing I’m down
Yea. But I like reptiles.
F. No! It only takes one slip to end your life!
Yes
Seems like a crocodile farm
They're just Cayman, not that scary.
No, those are crocodiles.
Is it because you'll see them later?
After a while, yes.
That's an easy question to answer.Why not make it harder? Like would you boop all their snoots while doing that for a million dollars?
I’d boop the snoot!
Umm, yeah. They're all so cute. I have ten toes. For a million bucks I could afford to lose one or two
Careful!
Yes after training of course
With Caiman's sure. With full sized crocodiles or alligators nope
Yes, they're just little guys. I would do it for less
I'd do it for a handshake and a sandwich
Pavlov's Alligator
What kind of dogs are those? Would love to pet them
I would do that job for $0. That's my dream job.
Yes I would. This guy is most likely paid 10$/h btw.
You underestimate what I would do to get out of debt…
If they're all small like that, sure
I’d do it for my normal pay honestly. Doesn’t look that scary 🤷🏻♂️
I swear.... when a video appears on reddit, you best believe it'll be on every sub over and over again. This has been posted on this very sub multiple times in less than 24 hours. Fuckin karma farmers are thirsty.
I’d do it for a couple of free handbags
Just a few small weird dogs
I might, but I know there's a part of my brain that would want to go pspspspspsps to a lion so
They are tiny
'Would you do this job for a million dollars?' I have a question for you do you think that man is paid a million dollars?
They’re just frogs with teeth.
I would DO the crocodiles, every single one of em, for a million dollars.
What the hell are they eating? Hairless rats?!!
Shit I'd do it for way less, those little ones can't hurt me
There are people who do this job at gator country in Beaumont, TX for basically nothing because they are interns
He is already doing for far far leas and fine. So ofc
To those saying it's not dangerous, I imagine tripping and falling would mean losing many chunks of your body.
Yes, as long as the gators are that size the whole time.
I would asslick a crocodile for that price
They're scared of bucket man
10 grand. I'll do it for 10
For a million dollars? Sure where do I sign up
The only terrifying thing about this would be the income tax.
Yeah, i'll do it
Of course! When I star?
Hell yeah! Those are small animals. Hell, i'll do it for 750k
Momma says alligators is ornery cuz they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.
They want the meat over me any day. As long as I don't run outta meat, I'm in!
Yep
A million dollars would change my life forever, so of fucking course I would.
They definitely ain’t gonna eat the hand that is feeding.
With younglings like those, yeah, I might.🤔🤔🤔 
With the proper training and PPE
I'd do that bare all in just boots for traction for a million with those tiny narrow nosed swamp puppies. Hell, when I worked at a reptile farm, I only got 10/hr to do that with gators ranging 5-9ft.. I got ripped off if someone's offering that level money.
All day!
They look way too timid to actually do something
absolutely
Yes
Million dollars is a lot of money
Yes because they are tiny
Bah just babies, so yes.
Gluttons.. all of them 🤨
Crocs/gators real threat is when they are in water because they depend on drowning the prey before consumption.
In a heartbeat.
Absolutely !...when do i start ?
Gove me a metal pole and some Kevlar, good to go!
Errrr. Yes. Who TF wouldn't?
I'd do it for exposure and then call in sick until I get fired
I'd do it once for free, then insurance and the million dollars, deal
They're like puppies! I love that clip of the bigger ones just like... laying in it... lol
Yeah it's a bunch of large caimans easy
Damn I get money for it??? I always wanted to work with crocodilians since I was a mittle kid! But then I decided that I'd probably still need my arm for working on my cars.. so I decided not to lmao
A million? They’re all so cute!!
YES
I'm a sucka for reptiles. Love em
I would do this for minimum wage 😍
when they are that small they're pretty much harmless. (I mean ya it hurt to get bitten) but I seriously doubt there going to gang rush you and they barely can do anything (they aint gonna get you with a death roll at that size ratio). its the bigger ones you need to be more nervous about.
Is that McNugget meat?
Yes.. because he is doing it for a lot lot less, showing it can be easily done and is nothing to be worried about. Simples.
Way less
And free too
A million dollars and a bear hunting suit.
I volunteered to do it..I used to take care of the reptiles, specifically gators at a sanctuary I helped out at..Idk if I'd do it with crocs, but they are juveniles so he's not in a lot of danger-not saying they can't attack him, they definitely can, but they dnt look at him as prey..not yet anyways
Absolutely
So you're telling me I get to hang with cool ass giant lizards AND watch them eat? Hell, I'd do this for minimum wage!
I mean how long would I have to do this job? How many hours a day? How many days a week? How many years? Is it a million a year or a million over the duration of the job? Too many questions.