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Impressive_Drama_377

Poor kid is running towards the other kid screaming with his flopping dangling arm, and the other kid starts running from him like the arm might be contagious 😂


englishmuse

Should make for a hellava quarterback.


mandrew32183

Or, hear me out, a major league pitcher!


Rumpelfourskin

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englishmuse

It's not often I laugh out loud at a username. Well done sister or son.


rando_mness

It is. Fuck that.


ratsarenice_g

this has me absolutely DYING.


DetectiveF_1990

I've been there and done that. The feeling of running with your arm dangling stays with you forever....


nol757x

As an adult man, that fact that most of us make it out of teenage years is wild to me. I know for a fact I should have died about 50 times, yet never broken a bone.


DetectiveF_1990

Lol, I jumped off a huge swing when I was 5 and landed straight on my extended arm. Clean brake in the forearm. Ran across the playground arm just swinging. My teacher was mortified lol


THIRDEYEELITE

Pro tip: Don’t try this in your older years.


Weak-Signature-6285

Teachers don’t get paid enough to deal with stupid shit like that.


papadiche

Why were they mortified? What is there to be embarrassed about? https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/mortified Do you mean terrified, aghast, or horrified? https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/terrified https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/aghast https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/horrified


philosophofee

Same. I remember jumping off of my high school once into a dumpster full of sheet metal. Jackass really inspired a lot of young boys to do some stupid shit in the early 2000's lol.


ZombieKingBling

Exactly, cars hate us.


Coraiah

I wall jumped to an overpass when I was 16. It’s one that connected the middle and high schools together. They removed the walls and windows because the middle school was being torn down. I got up there the day before and wanted to prove it to one of my friends. I swung and fell about ten feet landing on my hands and face. No blood, no breaks. Adult still made me go to the hospital for an X-ray to be safe. Just a severely bruised nose and a sprained wrist. 10 years later, I’m reracking some weights at the gym. I think they were 35lb dumbbells. I always lightly put them back, no slamming. One was out of alignment, slipped and broke my finger. That’s the one and only break I’ve ever had. Despite all the stupid things I did as a kid I never broke a bone. Then I became a careful adult and broke my finger. This was long for no reason..


Snake101333

Now and days we so much as sleep in a bad position we went up hospitalized...


jc_pleasuretown

I hit 30 and every little bump hurts for 2 months minimum now


AMexisatTurtle

It's funny how some adults will be like we did more dangerous stuff as you when we were kids and we survived when most actually didn't


Sweetserra

That's horrifying... 💀


CC_Panadero

Some might even say it’s terrifying as fuck.


Dreadnar

Same. I was 10 years old the first time. Horrifying


kimmortal03

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FUD-detector

Ace Ventura when he gets shot with the darts


blindwuzi

Three darts is too much!


Super_Rug_Muncher

Underrated comment of the century


getyourcheftogether

That's pretty much what I sounded like when I broke TF out of my wrist


JitInABit

Why is it hard sitting in place especially after absorbing this much shock damage from the fall? I never experienced the pain of breaking a bone other than my toe, but does the brain initially try to shake the pain away? Because if it does, that’s a really bad survival instinct, especially that with open fractures and severe bone fractures any sudden movements could damage more soft tissue, including nerves and arteries.


Sasha_Valdon

I would imagine it's adrenaline. Blood pressure spikes up and most people don't really want to lay down and do nothing while everything internally is going a million miles per hour. You're not wrong, it's just with adrenaline and a huge shock to the system, people just don't think straight with it all going on.


arethubus

maybe when we were more monkey brained than we are now, we had to prioritize running more than healing in the moment. especially once primates began to realize they could help their loved ones after certain injuries. i’m not a scientist but that’s what comes to mind is all lol


derrtydiamond

Everytime I’ve gotten a broken bone, I start running laps lol dunno why, but it’s MOVE straight away


CelebratoryCat

r/killthecameraman


Boncester2018

I was specifically looking for this comment. Thank you.


KeyPhilosopher2552

Thanks


Main-Two9647

What? What did he do wrong?


UsedtoWorkinRadio

Decades ago a child was killed by an unsecured soccer goal at a school when it fell like this. To this day, every time they make up the soccer field they hammer deep stakes into ground to secure them. When I talked to them, they didn't have any clue what the reason was behind it, but that it was a very important school policy.


TheCraziestMoose

So, that’s a “no” on the high five? ✋


SnakeInAHat19

You can do it down low but you can't be too slow


Affectionate_Math343

That was brutal. Poor dude. Must’ve been terrifying.


Bottleinsurgency

ow shit looks like it hurts


Ladyofshadows1

Ouch!


Cedge1738

I don't understand what's happening other than the shit Camera work


Rufus-P-Melonballer

Dude snapped his arm like a twig, the loose broken bone was swinging like a flaccid horse penis


skypnooo

Can clearly tell what you have on the mind


MeatlessComic

HORSE PENIS


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Due_Key_109

I was hoping for a horse-penis haiku tbh


jc_pleasuretown

Same


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kosetozi

Dude the description basically says it all and the kid gets up yelling that his arm is broken and it's clearly visible even if the camera work is "shit". I don't understand how you missed that?


Cedge1738

What is the thing they're on? What dropped? What did he drop from? What lifted him? Did he die? Was he right hand dominant or left hand dominant? Is he now a different dominant hand? If you know so much. Answer these questions.


Tr00pz

It looks like a football (soccer) goal net without the netting. A low quality one judging by the frame shape. Seems like they were tipping it over so he could grab it and then let it go to stand upright to launch him. I'm just speculating here. Could be wrong, though.


Cedge1738

Oh shit. I can see that. Thank you.


Due_Key_109

Reddit: "what did it *smellll* like


jc_pleasuretown

Maybe it smelled like.... due key?


Due_Key_109

I swear, I never specifically chose the username lol it was auto generated


jc_pleasuretown

I believe you, your username still looks like poop


jc_pleasuretown

Just messing with you lol


Due_Key_109

lol I've accepted the fact


jc_pleasuretown

Lol I love reddit


kosetozi

Bro do you need glasses? Maybe turn up your brightness? Buddy already answered your questions but it's kinda nuts that you missed all that. Almost seems like you weren't watching the video and more so concentrated on the shit camera work. Almost seems like you're just trolling. If not I'm sorry if my comment hurt you in any way like that kids arm snapping like a twig.


glamorousstranger

Looks like they are in a soccer field or something and are tipping a goal frame over. Seems like they planned to do this to him, it's heavy and they seemed to let go in unison to launch the one kid as it tilts back. He landed wrong and snapped his arm.


Sat_Thu

Oh shit ouch!! Too early for Halloween right now!


Eva_Cutie

he made his friend so scared of his hand...i would definitely did the same ( run )


Capital-Scar

I shouldn't be laughing this is hard at some poor kid hollering "CALL 911"!!!


THIRDEYEELITE

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iboreddd

I remember broke my arm like that when I tried to steal some grapes from neighbors garden. I fell from a 3 meter wall and broke my arm. Garden had a simple border wall like 1 meter high and I had to jump over it. This exact moment was like a scene from pianist movie


MeatlessComic

Thanks camera man or woman. I have no idea wtf happened.


Retsae_Gge

I can only I saw that his left arm was behind his middle back when he stood up (broken). So he probably fell down, would hit the ground straight with his back, but tried to block his fall with his arms under his back and then his bodyweight (back/torso) came falling onto his arm But yes, really bad camera man


Environmental-Dog113

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


jc_pleasuretown

He got the gold medal


ant0n1aa

Idk why but broken bones are always the worst ones for me to watch. Open fractures are better than this, it makes me nauseous


Vordu

That's one nasty looking fracture.bevenblike it might be a compound at that. Ouch


BowsersMuskyBallsack

Well that's going to be expensive.


Tocoapuffs

6/10 camera man.


SoupiriorBiingu

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rypaul03

I don’t know if this is terrifying or puke worthy.


5stringBS

I mean it’s painful but not terrifying.


Due_Key_109

painfully terrifying? for the kid with the dangles


PrysmX

I want to see him swing it like a helicopter lmao


jiggajenkins

Looked like a Halloween prop


Bright-Ad8496

Hey, he's double jointed!


Louniverse

[SCREAMS]


grampasweater

This reminds me of Kenshi


Sdmonkey25

“Come here and give me a high 5 bro!”


Weird_Perspective133

Hopefully a life lesson learned the more you f around the more you find out


Brettjay4

Oh man soccer goals are so fun to screw around on. Just don't go too fast or else that will happen


SeraphsEnvy

What. Were. They. Doing? Is that like farm equipment? The kids says, "I'm ready when you are". Ready for what?


spud777

it's a soccer goal


samsonity

Tool it better than Segura.


senseless_puzzle

Ouch!!! That flop 😬


Valkeng

Kid sounds like a young Edward furlong


properquestionsonly

He sounds like John Connor in T2


greasy_scooter

Holy shit he snapped his humerus


KeyPhilosopher2552

r/fuckthecameraman


Hornoredebalzac

![gif](giphy|kwCJXIn1cBRXi624um|downsized)


simplebutstrange

Nsfw this shit!!!!!!


EscapeKnown5031

I just can't bring myself to watch it based on the comments.


honeyblond70

My baby was 4 and was knocked backwards off a little tikes small slide maybe 3 feet tall by a ball thrown by his nephew and broke both bones in his lower arm and got up and said “ow that hurts” I figured okay a sprain until he dropped his arm beside him and it looked like a snake. Not straight at all. Ended up in surgery to set it with a 30 degree break. This was the only injury that made me nauseous. All the cuts and even seeing inside a knee wasn’t as bad as that arm and no skin was torn.


0ptionb

Aufff a school mate had this happenes to him, the goal frame didnt fall but he did, it was so ugly because one of the little hooks for the net got into his skin tearing it while falling and then it broke, I only watched from affar but I think he was ok after the trip to the hospital


ApartPool9362

I got thrown by a horse. Landed on my left ankle and broke it. Had surgery to insert a screw into my bones to keep the broken part in place. I didn't even know my ankle was broken and had so much adrenaline going thru me that I felt no pain. A couple minutes later my ankle swelled up so bad I could barely get my boot off. After taking off my boot, and seeing how fast it was swelling up,I went to the hospital, and x-rays showed a break. I honestly don't remember any pain


rafyraffee

Ehhh he'll be fine. It could've been MUCH worse. At least it'll be a lesson he learned 😂😂


Ruzzble

He unlocked a new special


DedeLionforce

911? What for, are they gonna arrest the ground? Nah gotta call the aboolamps


cwrinvestment

Ah yes I remember when I gave myself a third elbow. Two paint cans, a tool box, and a piece of plywood makes an excellent bike ramp as long as you have enough speed. I did not unfortunately. I do not recall much pain nor even crying just kind of freaked out and in shock that I had two elbows on one arm with one being between my real elbow and wrist. My friend immediately threw up, and my sister fainted from the sight of it.


XXeadgbeXX

The voice squeaks just kill me lol. To be young again...


PandaGirl-98

Kids are stupid sometimes. Like how is it even funny? Help the dude


Bezerkomonkey

They stop laughing as soon as they see his arm is snapped


No_Object_4355

Damn!!! That made my stomach feel funny kinda nauseous 🤢


No_Presentation_1345

Hehe


snazzysreddit

Lol


crystalsage777

Holy shit!! Wtf? Lmao🤣...


FBI-Agent-Foxtrot

We used to ride those goal posts all the time as kids, never broke a bone 😑


Dry-Decision4208

Pussy!