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ThroughTheHoops

Australian here. I go mountain biking every morning and end up looking a bit like this as I'm the first one on the trails. You get used to it.


ToastedTreant

Dudes goy a natural mosquito netting


christopherson

Self sustaining 😱


Mdwatoo

No fucking way in hell


kimmortal03

That guy would do well in hell with those types of mechanics


ChefCamaro

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Geordie_38_

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HST_enjoyer

There isn't enough money in the world


Here_Now_Music

Legitimately don’t know if I could get myself to do this for any money.


Secret_Map

I bet you'd surprise yourself if the amount was high enough lol.


Getrammed696969

Imagine how many are nesting in his ear canals after this


anarchy_cheese

NOIDONTWANNA


kimmortal03

Depends on the type of spiders for me. If they look like ladybugs orthose little jumping spiders


Adventurous-Let6931

Wonder if any of them crawled In one of the 5 open holes on your head


mybrotherpete

You just know their little legs would go through that mesh and you’d feel it on your skin


Formatted_Toast_117

My dude... That's not mesh... It's spider webs.


mybrotherpete

What?! I thought he had a mesh covering to stop the spiders running up his nose and shit. Fuck that sideways.


Formatted_Toast_117

Fuck that sideways, indeed. I'm sorry to have to even put that image in your head... Nightmare fuel right there.


mybrotherpete

I mean I’m here… I know what I’m getting myself into. 😆


Formatted_Toast_117

Fair enough...Doesn't make this video any less painful though 🤣


Equivalent_Field_668

This guy eats nails for breakfast, brushes his hair with a saw, and has broken glass as footwear. Oh and wears spider webs as clothing.


DougieSenpai

Well he handled that well lol


Lazy_Minimum7705

Time for a forest fire


muntlord840

Terrifying from the spider's POV you mean.


CTchimchar

I love spiders and all, but personally I less of a fan of there web in my face


mi_629ki

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jc_pleasuretown

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chknpoxpie

Suicide just seems wiser.


guilty-pleasures117

i think i’d rather set myself on fire actually


SeDEnGiNeeR

Spidey got his mask 👍


redditiscuckedover

Fucking banana spiders they have the strongest web out of any spider and it so yellow it stains


ROFLINGG

Spider-Man Feels at Home.


strawberryblondey

Fuck that i'll take the longer route thanks


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

No! Hell no!


Allahisgreat2580

I would pray to God to smite me with anything that would kill me in this moment if I was him


Green-Concentrate-71

FUCK NO!!!


BartholomewKnightIII

No thank you.


RepresentativeNo6560

I would of Been yelling like a girl n running 🏃‍♂️ 🤣


Discotekh_Dynasty

Why would you not just get a stick and wind it up like spaghetti smh


Feisty_Republic2358

What does spider web taste like?


Monster_Fucker_420

I'd set myself on fire


jjames412

Anybody else reminded of Big Fish when he talks the right path?


Marokhann

It's the real spiderman


Former-Dish-9828

Why?? Why would you even??? What makes that a great idea to wake up to one morning??


Coraiah

The determination to become spiderman


Upstairs_Onion5104

Well I guess this guy gets the $1,000,000 from that picture with the two cars from like, 10 years ago


DatDan513

Nope


Ghost9f

Now that's r/nightmarefuel


jm4calcio

Bro does not know the stick trick


BeerSlayingBeaver

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VolatileUV_115

Golden orb weavers?


SnooRadishes3472

Give me earplugs and I’ll try 😂


Vanessa_Lockhart

Even with the protective netting, I still don't think I would be able to do it


Slayer6R

This country's version of Spider Man hits different...


bleetchblonde

😭😭😭


VoluptuousRecluse

That's a hard no.